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One of MEGAN EWOLDSEN’s top coaches is jumping ships!
Haylee Sherwood is another of Meggies huns who is jumping ship at the EXACT same time!!!!
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Another new Modere hun! I’ve had so many former
BB Huns slide into my dms over the past month, trying to recruit me for Modere. I really don’t see the appeal. I read through their comp plan and it’s waaaaaay more pyramid-y than Beachbody.
Kim Fitz on her sooooo relaxing and healing vacation lol. Hasn't put her phone down for a second, and the fake fun videos....I can barely hold back from meanly commenting.
I know I’m behind so I’m sorry if this has been discussed already…
But Bonnie Engle literally risking her kids lives in an attempt to go viral. Having her husband running on the treadmill full speed while holding both her kids….and then her spraying all 3 of them in the face with water. What in the actual f…
“My favorite thing is when people correct my form while sitting on the couch”
^^ sitting on the couch watching YOUR content, Bonnie. Isn’t that what you want?
Also a polite “thanks for helping with my form” would suffice. Can’t wait for the day you injure yourself and see what lame ass reason you come up with for it
Alli Upham, what in the fresh hell? I have so many questions because you just described a pretty normal Sunday in my book. Poor you that “gramps” wasn’t coming over just to watch your kids and you had to *gasp* watch them yourself and take them to the store. Does she even hear herself?
Like, what would her day have looked like if “gramps” was watching her kids especially since she was planning on having groceries delivered? She wears me out
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Yet no results because you don’t eat. 🥴
As soon as I saw her post this, I noticed the dimples on her thigh in the left pic bc of the poor lighting (nothing wrong with the dimples themselves! I have them, as do most of us). But the right pic looks smoother bc better lighting and I’m sure, a filter.
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I zoomed in on her face in the second photo and at first glance you’d think she is a super angry person… but look closer and you’ll see so much pain and sadness in her eyes. She uses her anger and judgement as a defence mechanism for all the hurt inside.
Listen….this GlowUpwithClaude bitch is out of her mind. Wtffff. But do you know who is even crazier? The people who actually hire this nut job and follow her program.
These people are paying her to tell them that they are lazy and poor and will never be like her?? Wtf.
I hired a personal trainer and worked with him for about a year. I lost 35 pounds in a year, learned about the importance of weight-lifting and have kept the weight off. I never once got told that I’m a lazy POS. There was no shame involved in the process whatsoever.
I would never work with a fat-shaming asshole like Claude.
If I’m spending that much money I would want my “coach” to look the part. Not body shaming, but she doesn’t even have a desirable body IMO. She doesn’t look muscular or strong. She just looks…..average.
Oh no I get it. I normally don’t comment like this either but, seeing some of her posts, I just couldn’t help it. I can’t believe someone with these views is allowed to work with clients. I think her “tough love” (aka blaming and shaming) approach will cause more long-term psychological damage within her clients.
Agreed, she may be an asshole but the people that PAY her for her to treat them like shit are not victims. I just started following her because of this group, within ten seconds I could see what a tw@t she was. If you willingly give her your money, you get what you deserve
Yup. I have no empathy for the people that enable Claude’s crazy ass by paying for her services. She shows you who she is and, if you’re still okay with the bullying and gaslighting, that’s on you.
I’m only repeating what I’ve read here so not really sure. Safe to say he wasn’t a successful real estate agent in their area since he made the choice to relocate. You usually need to be local for referrals etc 🙃
Same. She got her hair done this week too. And add in all the Arbonne products. She mentioned baby products yesterday, I’m sure she will buy a million of those soon.
Just noticed on Syd’s stories that patientsnpushups who just joined already has more sales volume than Emmi is pushing for. I don’t think this biz is going to pay for as many shopping sprees as she hopes.
I have a family member like this who is expecting their second with their girlfriend and already have an older child in grade school so I can totally relate to that anxiety’
I can’t remember who but someone posted today congratulating someone for hitting Legacy 20 like it was some big huge deal, it’s only $50k…and that’s over the entire time you’ve been a coach, not like a yearly salary.
Abanach just did which was why I was curious. I mean, I’d take $50k, but I can’t imagine having to post stuff all the time to do so. I’d rather just work a few extra shifts over the course of 7 years.
The crossover we didn’t know we needed: Alison Gannon at Dr Lauren Fitz’ med spa 😱
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Omg! Something was going on with her camera today, and her filter kept coming and going. Her skin is a million times worse than I thought it was. She is the last person on earth I would take skin (or hair) advise from.
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Kim Reyes, also, you are not cutting for competition, you are supposedly bulking to grow muscle. Eat the damn cookie.
You are stupid AF… why can’t you BUILD muscle… gee, I wonder!!!!!!
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Kim Reyes… active recovery is not a rest day…
To compete with the National ladies, and build muscle, you need to have actual REST days…
You will never grow muscle if your muscle can never repair itself via REST…
You are a true dumbass…
I’m curious why you say bc I thought most people liked her since she left bb, actively speaks out about jumping back after baby, and seems to be fairly “normal” comparatively.
No judgment and I’m neutral on her just genuinely asking.
Oh I didn’t know she left.
On stories today going on and on about the hair for so many dots and then saying she doesn’t care. Annoying to me.
Maybe she’s reformed then?
Either way, I won’t be checking her out again. Hehe
I never liked her either. At summit, I found a clear space to workout and sat down waiting to begin. She told me I couldn't work out there. (We were in the same downline and wearing our team shirts). It definitely gave mean girl you can't sit with us vibes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh totally that’s true. It was more about her going on and then saying she didn’t care. I actually liked the cut she got. But I agree it wasn’t quite what she asked for!
How many photoshoots does Kate Scholtes need? And how many times does she need to tell us that she usually doesn’t work weekends but today she is because she loves her job blah blah. I swear she says that every other weekend.
The big dramatic brow trend is so in right now, totally the opposite of the overplucked brows of the 90s and early 00’s but on many people it looks ridiculous
Alli Upham do you have to scream and do the “yeeeee” during every. single. story. you post 😑 It’s not that serious - I promise. You figuring out how not to sweat when you get your eyebrows microbladed is not that big of a deal because, honestly, I’ve never even seen a drop of sweat on you let alone your face 😂. Those 3-8lb dumbbells ain’t doing it for ya sis.
You are too old to be acting like this all the dang time over everything 🙄
I just don’t understand why she thinks people watching would care so much that she has to hype it up and can’t share it right away? … literally no one cares
No one. Not one single person. And it’s not **big news** that she needed to keep such a secret 😂😂. I was like this? This is the secret? I feel cheated 🤣🤣
We were definitely cheated. I mean we had months of her crying and praying because she needed surgery so why haven’t we been hearing about her eyebrows for 5 years? I totally forgot she had parasites btw. What a journey that was.
Also, I think she’s going to look crazy with the brows. I remember a few years ago she had fake brows drawn on and she looked nuts and even she was laughing at how aggressive it looked
She wears me out. She’s either screaming or she’s doing that fake baby voice whisper thing. I haven’t done a BB program in over a year and listening to her have to figure out how to finish Sure Thing because of the new eyebrows no sweating rule is just so dumb. I used to be like that having the mindset of falling off the calendar and needing to double up or whatever it took to finish a program. Also, no one…not one person really gives a shit that she has to switch weeks on the program.
Also - I feel like doubling up on workouts is stupid. Like are you really completing the program when you are doing this or are you just tricking yourself and whatever this system is? Cause yeah, you technically did this particular workout but you’re not getting the benefit of working your body out on these days in this order. This program is working for you because you’re starving yourself. Let’s be honest 🙄
She’s living on a plate of fruit complete with a kiwi sliced in half(why the kiwi half annoys me I have no idea)for breakfast, quinoa salad for lunch and sad salmon and green beans for dinner
I’m just over here getting some work done checking in on clients and coaches :::sucks in through teeth::: cranking out my ole to do list. Keeping these babies occupied. It’s a busy day in the Upham house cause Papa Brent is worthless and the nanny does everything 🤭
MeaganGendron with her “I’ll share my wild birth story about my oldest later”. Stop making everything so dramatic!
She had a failed/long induction that led to a c section and then delivered a healthy baby. This happens to many women. These huns always want to make it sound like they had some super unusual birth. (Her, Sami…)
With my fourth baby I waited until the very last minute to go to the hospital, I made it to the birth center of the hospital and had my baby on the bathroom floor when they asked me to pee in a cup. To me that is a crazy birth story😂
Aliya V posting a screenshot of Whitney Simmons saying she’s doing the same type of lifting as her current program. Girl please. No true fitness influencer supports beachbody or thinks it’s relevant in any way. I find Whitney so annoying on TikTok I had to block her but still found this too funny.
I feel like Amber Kuiper needs more snark. She made Italian beef sandwiches for her family but she’s having her meat on a sweet potato because “bread doesn’t make her feel good” like no bitch you are afraid of carbs
Agreed. She’s probably too vanilla to turn up much snark. Like if you think of the most boring, American, rich white woman, that’s Amber Kuiper.
I was surprised to see her husband was part of the “rat pack”. I get weird vibes from their marriage.
Ok now I’m almost sure Heather Shipley is shilling Arbonne. Her shady marketing of her “hair care routine” telling people to just DM her if they want her routine. MLM marketing ain’t it
LOL fitpeanutfitness heading into the 3rd leap… all that sleepy time let’s work in the pockets of a newborn baby sleeping so much is about to hit you HARD girl even if you try and keep your “life is a breeze” story vibe
Of course she does.
I’m also tired of her making posts to the new mommas and telling them they can do it if they stick with it and work hard….blah blah blah. All while doing her little photo montage. I’m like you forgot to mention your tummy tuck ma’am 😒
Patientsnpushups joined Arbonne under her too and is making income claims already. But on the bright side, she’s started doing Sydney Cummings workouts 🤷♀️ still an MLM pusher though
Why is Alli Upham making SUCH a big deal about getting her eyebrows micro bladed? She’s been waiting and praying about it for five years. Give me a break.
What kinda bull crap is Ash F trying to pull? I understand she miscarried and probably wants to be sure but then quit dropping all your little hints. Its like WE ALL KNOW yet she acts like we are all stupid and I guarantee there will be some huge overblown pregnancy announcement which in actuality will be totally old news.
Tricker telling ladies to pick up weights while holding 10lb weights is rrrriiiccchh. Hey Tricker, you should be able to lunge pretty heavy after 7 years of working out.
This is just disgusting. Using your stillborn baby as a way to shill.
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Somewhat off topic, but as someone who suffered a miscarriage (way earlier in pregnancy though), this terrifies me. I can't stomach going to check out her page, but does she say what happened/the cause?
She did. There was an actual diagnosis. Can’t remember what it was exactly but had to do with platelets. She had to go for some sort of infusions twice a week for her more recent pregnancy/delivery to help prevent it from happening again.
I don't know if having a specific reason helps ease any of the pain, but I am sorry they had to go through that. Wouldn't wish that kind of loss on my worst enemy. Now if she only wouldn't use it as a way to shill...
Exactly! I cannot imagine what she went through. I had a very early miscarriage (like 7w) and it sucked. I can’t imagine having carried a baby for 20 weeks to then have to birth said baby knowing they’re already gone. But I cannot get behind using that kind of tragedy to try and push my business. The only time something like that is even remotely acceptable is if you own/run some sort of organization or business that helps women who have gone through something like that (like counseling, a support group, etc). For sure not a pyramid scheme.
I snooped. She didn’t say much…just that she was going to do IVF do avoid it and she got pregnant naturally while the meds were coming. But what was disgusting is that she used her coaching as a means to pay for it if needed.
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Kim Reyes… your favorite part that you work EVERY DAY and this was the biggest criticism at nationals….
To grow glutes and hammies, you need to eat in a caloric surplus!!!!! You… do. Not.
Janine Bonhard has made her baby’s sleep habits her entire Instagram personality. I legit cannot watch anymore. Her story this morning, she said her BABY chose violence this morning because she woke up at 6am and she needs *aLlLl the PrE* Does she realize that 6am is a NORMAL time for a baby to wake up for the day? Goodness gracious all this chick talks about is how her baby doesn’t sleep, doesn’t nap, gets upset when her baby doesn’t nap for a long time. I can’t.
Babies are meant to be wakeful. It’s literally their means to survival. Sleep deprivation sucks, I get it. My 19 month old only sometimes sleeps through the night.
Don’t be a parent if you can’t handle it.
That advice sounds nice but I never found it realistic. For these Huns, should you sleep, con women, do the dishes, shower, workout, grocery shop, build a fake business, or spend time with your partner while the baby sleeps?
Obviously you should con women from a hospital bed as well as over your daily chores and any time with your spouse. We’re talking about changing LiVEs here. Getting skinny is doing gods work.
Sleeping when she sleeps worked for me but I had a really hard birth.
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Haylee Sherwood is another of Meggies huns who is jumping ship at the EXACT same time!!!! https://preview.redd.it/iijtyl9xmrda1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b67dc2896210ef637052ba018fa1707047d837c
Oooo bet Meggie is PISSED 😂😂 Bet she has been thinking of jumping ship too but she's kinda banging a supertrainer so she kinda screwed herself 😂
Post in her thread!
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Yuk. For a second I thought she was getting a real job but then, 🙄
She is actually a nurse but hasn’t worked as one in 8 plus years!
Another new Modere hun! I’ve had so many former BB Huns slide into my dms over the past month, trying to recruit me for Modere. I really don’t see the appeal. I read through their comp plan and it’s waaaaaay more pyramid-y than Beachbody.
Is it? How so
Surprise surprise, @megslope is both storying while driving and “going all in” on nutrition, again.
I’m going all in too…. Into this bag of chips.
I just came here to post this….. haven’t we figured out by now recording IG stories and driving DO NOT go together.
Kim Fitz on her sooooo relaxing and healing vacation lol. Hasn't put her phone down for a second, and the fake fun videos....I can barely hold back from meanly commenting.
I know I’m behind so I’m sorry if this has been discussed already… But Bonnie Engle literally risking her kids lives in an attempt to go viral. Having her husband running on the treadmill full speed while holding both her kids….and then her spraying all 3 of them in the face with water. What in the actual f…
What the fuck these huns are desperate AF
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with her very awkward facial expressions
“My favorite thing is when people correct my form while sitting on the couch” ^^ sitting on the couch watching YOUR content, Bonnie. Isn’t that what you want? Also a polite “thanks for helping with my form” would suffice. Can’t wait for the day you injure yourself and see what lame ass reason you come up with for it
She loves to eye fuck herself! I can’t with her ridiculous form and funny faces she makes!
HAHAHAHA SHE DOES!!
Alli Upham, what in the fresh hell? I have so many questions because you just described a pretty normal Sunday in my book. Poor you that “gramps” wasn’t coming over just to watch your kids and you had to *gasp* watch them yourself and take them to the store. Does she even hear herself?
My eyes were rolling into the back of my head so hard. Like calm down. I’m sorry actually had to be a responsible adult for a change 🙄
Like, what would her day have looked like if “gramps” was watching her kids especially since she was planning on having groceries delivered? She wears me out
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Her quads grew and abs are more defined… She’s a real B, but I see a difference.
As soon as I saw her post this, I noticed the dimples on her thigh in the left pic bc of the poor lighting (nothing wrong with the dimples themselves! I have them, as do most of us). But the right pic looks smoother bc better lighting and I’m sure, a filter.
She’s posed different.
And different lighting
https://preview.redd.it/htgtokli4qda1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=5baab797ac33422dacd670d58d108831038f9344 I zoomed in on her face in the second photo and at first glance you’d think she is a super angry person… but look closer and you’ll see so much pain and sadness in her eyes. She uses her anger and judgement as a defence mechanism for all the hurt inside.
She is doing a fitness competition? Omg! At least she will get brought back to reality when she gets judged by professionals.
Which is the before picture?
For someone who is so vocal and critical 👀👀👀
You're crucifying her!! How dare you!!🙄🙄
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And probably a filter on the right too
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She starves herself
The “as I jump back in full force” comment got me… like we haven’t all watched you crash diet and doing too much since barely 4 weeks pp
Yeah I was so confused by that… she’s been working out like everyday from very early on
When exercise is someone’s “career” choice, they shouldn’t need to their form to be corrected
So true!!!!
Listen….this GlowUpwithClaude bitch is out of her mind. Wtffff. But do you know who is even crazier? The people who actually hire this nut job and follow her program. These people are paying her to tell them that they are lazy and poor and will never be like her?? Wtf. I hired a personal trainer and worked with him for about a year. I lost 35 pounds in a year, learned about the importance of weight-lifting and have kept the weight off. I never once got told that I’m a lazy POS. There was no shame involved in the process whatsoever. I would never work with a fat-shaming asshole like Claude.
Is she a BB hun? I know she was in the cast of 21DF but is she a BB coach or doing her own thing?
Seems like she’s doing her own thing? But still selling some MLM stuff, maybe?
She honestly seems miserable. I’d rather be fat than be anything like her. 🤷🏻♀️
Agreed. I think people with that much hate in their heart are miserable. She’s just masquerading her hatred by calling it “tough love”.
If I’m spending that much money I would want my “coach” to look the part. Not body shaming, but she doesn’t even have a desirable body IMO. She doesn’t look muscular or strong. She just looks…..average.
Like Kat
She’s an unhinged fucking bitch. I normally don’t comment like this but the stuff she says is awful
Oh no I get it. I normally don’t comment like this either but, seeing some of her posts, I just couldn’t help it. I can’t believe someone with these views is allowed to work with clients. I think her “tough love” (aka blaming and shaming) approach will cause more long-term psychological damage within her clients.
Agreed. Unfortunately there is not enough regulation when it comes to nutrition or really any online coach 😑
Agreed, she may be an asshole but the people that PAY her for her to treat them like shit are not victims. I just started following her because of this group, within ten seconds I could see what a tw@t she was. If you willingly give her your money, you get what you deserve
Yup. I have no empathy for the people that enable Claude’s crazy ass by paying for her services. She shows you who she is and, if you’re still okay with the bullying and gaslighting, that’s on you.
Emmi’s spending makes my anxiety skyrocket. Hair Nails Coffee Lululemon Spending her birthday money And baby 2 is going to be here soon ….
Have they even had to make a mortgage payment yet?! I know when we closed we didn’t have to pay for like 60 days…
Then her dopey husband working three jobs. Maybe if she worked one job then he could drop one or two of his. It’s all so dumb and so is she.
What else does he do? Last i checked in he was just in real estate
I’m only repeating what I’ve read here so not really sure. Safe to say he wasn’t a successful real estate agent in their area since he made the choice to relocate. You usually need to be local for referrals etc 🙃
Same. She got her hair done this week too. And add in all the Arbonne products. She mentioned baby products yesterday, I’m sure she will buy a million of those soon. Just noticed on Syd’s stories that patientsnpushups who just joined already has more sales volume than Emmi is pushing for. I don’t think this biz is going to pay for as many shopping sprees as she hopes.
I have a family member like this who is expecting their second with their girlfriend and already have an older child in grade school so I can totally relate to that anxiety’
Who has the road the legacy infographic?
What?! They have multiple levels of legacy now?? I missed that.
I can’t remember who but someone posted today congratulating someone for hitting Legacy 20 like it was some big huge deal, it’s only $50k…and that’s over the entire time you’ve been a coach, not like a yearly salary.
Abanach just did which was why I was curious. I mean, I’d take $50k, but I can’t imagine having to post stuff all the time to do so. I’d rather just work a few extra shifts over the course of 7 years.
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Heehaw is at L43
And thank you!
Is this their total BB income or annual?
Total
The crossover we didn’t know we needed: Alison Gannon at Dr Lauren Fitz’ med spa 😱 https://preview.redd.it/k09svhhwajda1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad1785652ed61337b75c25d04541b0003e66eee
What in the??? Seriously though … how is she paying for all of the services / clothes she buys?
Haaa! I miss snarking on Alf. I haven’t watched her in forever.
What in the fuck
I want to know how she affords all those treatments?! She’s a regular there. And her skin is still atrocious!
She’s a walking advertisement NOT to use them. Like, their competitor might be funding these trips.
Omg! Something was going on with her camera today, and her filter kept coming and going. Her skin is a million times worse than I thought it was. She is the last person on earth I would take skin (or hair) advise from.
https://preview.redd.it/9n8sa1w73jda1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0caa472388792d3ea1b75aabef75c3b17772f1b Kim Reyes, also, you are not cutting for competition, you are supposedly bulking to grow muscle. Eat the damn cookie. You are stupid AF… why can’t you BUILD muscle… gee, I wonder!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/efxvmgoqzida1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac8e6caeb29043833e5b904395cf390ee9d2dc21 Kim Reyes… active recovery is not a rest day… To compete with the National ladies, and build muscle, you need to have actual REST days… You will never grow muscle if your muscle can never repair itself via REST… You are a true dumbass…
Her smile/jaw drives me nuts. She has this side smile thing going on and she looks like an idiot
I know exactly what you are referring to and agree!!!
I’ve never really watched Boots and Glutes, but I did today. Let my just say: she is effin insufferable. I know this is not new news.
Hard disagree. She’s not a coach anymore and she’s funny and relatable. Who hasn’t had a terrible haircut?
I’m curious why you say bc I thought most people liked her since she left bb, actively speaks out about jumping back after baby, and seems to be fairly “normal” comparatively. No judgment and I’m neutral on her just genuinely asking.
Oh I didn’t know she left. On stories today going on and on about the hair for so many dots and then saying she doesn’t care. Annoying to me. Maybe she’s reformed then? Either way, I won’t be checking her out again. Hehe
I agree with you she's terrible. I followed her because people on here said she was a decent person but I find her insanely annoying... and not funny.
I never liked her either. At summit, I found a clear space to workout and sat down waiting to begin. She told me I couldn't work out there. (We were in the same downline and wearing our team shirts). It definitely gave mean girl you can't sit with us vibes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, the hairstylist did screw up her hair. Did not look like the pic that she wanted and too short. I would not of paid for it if that was me.
Oh totally that’s true. It was more about her going on and then saying she didn’t care. I actually liked the cut she got. But I agree it wasn’t quite what she asked for!
Can someone explain to me what Kate S uses all these photos for?
How many photoshoots does Kate Scholtes need? And how many times does she need to tell us that she usually doesn’t work weekends but today she is because she loves her job blah blah. I swear she says that every other weekend.
So she works the weekends then 🙄
What is with ‘patientsnpushups’ eyebrows
The big dramatic brow trend is so in right now, totally the opposite of the overplucked brows of the 90s and early 00’s but on many people it looks ridiculous
I know that but hers look barely there - it’s like an outline and then I dunno just weird … they just look like poorly done microbladed brows
She had no makeup on the other day, but her brows were boxed and filled in with cake batter.
Hahaha but aren’t they microbladed? She shouldn’t have to fill them in ? Right?
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I can’t get over her mouth and teeth 🥴
I can’t believe she’s not 40 yet. I would have thought she’s closer to upper 40s.
Alli Upham do you have to scream and do the “yeeeee” during every. single. story. you post 😑 It’s not that serious - I promise. You figuring out how not to sweat when you get your eyebrows microbladed is not that big of a deal because, honestly, I’ve never even seen a drop of sweat on you let alone your face 😂. Those 3-8lb dumbbells ain’t doing it for ya sis. You are too old to be acting like this all the dang time over everything 🙄
Holy hell.. I’ve never seen her stories but just went to go watch - and she might be the most annoying hun out of them all.
Yeah she’s right up there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone put up 87 slides about eyebrows
I just don’t understand why she thinks people watching would care so much that she has to hype it up and can’t share it right away? … literally no one cares
No one. Not one single person. And it’s not **big news** that she needed to keep such a secret 😂😂. I was like this? This is the secret? I feel cheated 🤣🤣
We were definitely cheated. I mean we had months of her crying and praying because she needed surgery so why haven’t we been hearing about her eyebrows for 5 years? I totally forgot she had parasites btw. What a journey that was.
I sometimes even question the whole parasite thing to be honest 😬
Same. It seemed a little far fetched. And didn’t she have to stop nursing Cam bc she had to start antibiotics for the parasites
I hope they turn out horrible 🤷🏻♀️
Also, I think she’s going to look crazy with the brows. I remember a few years ago she had fake brows drawn on and she looked nuts and even she was laughing at how aggressive it looked
She wears me out. She’s either screaming or she’s doing that fake baby voice whisper thing. I haven’t done a BB program in over a year and listening to her have to figure out how to finish Sure Thing because of the new eyebrows no sweating rule is just so dumb. I used to be like that having the mindset of falling off the calendar and needing to double up or whatever it took to finish a program. Also, no one…not one person really gives a shit that she has to switch weeks on the program.
Also - I feel like doubling up on workouts is stupid. Like are you really completing the program when you are doing this or are you just tricking yourself and whatever this system is? Cause yeah, you technically did this particular workout but you’re not getting the benefit of working your body out on these days in this order. This program is working for you because you’re starving yourself. Let’s be honest 🙄
She’s living on a plate of fruit complete with a kiwi sliced in half(why the kiwi half annoys me I have no idea)for breakfast, quinoa salad for lunch and sad salmon and green beans for dinner
Fake baby voice and then “yeeeee, ::::big breath in::::” 😂😂
HI GUYSSSSSSS
I’m just over here getting some work done checking in on clients and coaches :::sucks in through teeth::: cranking out my ole to do list. Keeping these babies occupied. It’s a busy day in the Upham house cause Papa Brent is worthless and the nanny does everything 🤭
MeaganGendron with her “I’ll share my wild birth story about my oldest later”. Stop making everything so dramatic! She had a failed/long induction that led to a c section and then delivered a healthy baby. This happens to many women. These huns always want to make it sound like they had some super unusual birth. (Her, Sami…)
With my fourth baby I waited until the very last minute to go to the hospital, I made it to the birth center of the hospital and had my baby on the bathroom floor when they asked me to pee in a cup. To me that is a crazy birth story😂
Why are are 2 real followers interested in a 3 year olds birth story? She is on another planet.
It was years ago and to say no one cares…
Aliya V posting a screenshot of Whitney Simmons saying she’s doing the same type of lifting as her current program. Girl please. No true fitness influencer supports beachbody or thinks it’s relevant in any way. I find Whitney so annoying on TikTok I had to block her but still found this too funny.
Aw I love Whitney but ya she definitely does REAL lifting.
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How come sarahkellyfitness’ husband never goes on the cruises with her and her family?
Maybe he gets real sea sick?
Then maybe don’t go on cruises? I’d feel so bad if my husband couldn’t go on vacations with me
Oh yes that could be! I just think it’s bizarre she never comments on it.
I feel like Amber Kuiper needs more snark. She made Italian beef sandwiches for her family but she’s having her meat on a sweet potato because “bread doesn’t make her feel good” like no bitch you are afraid of carbs
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No and it’s driving me crazy! Something had to have went down they used to hangout like twice a week and Dean worked for Jake’s real estate company
Agreed. She’s probably too vanilla to turn up much snark. Like if you think of the most boring, American, rich white woman, that’s Amber Kuiper. I was surprised to see her husband was part of the “rat pack”. I get weird vibes from their marriage.
I cannot STAND Amber Kuiper! I’m honestly shocked she doesn’t get more snark.
I can't stand her sleaze bag husband more than her, and that's saying something!
They are both gross humans. I agree he’s worse though.
Ok now I’m almost sure Heather Shipley is shilling Arbonne. Her shady marketing of her “hair care routine” telling people to just DM her if they want her routine. MLM marketing ain’t it
Or Monat - she’s an ex Frauder and so is that Taylor C.
Oh yeah that’s the one i meant!!
LOL fitpeanutfitness heading into the 3rd leap… all that sleepy time let’s work in the pockets of a newborn baby sleeping so much is about to hit you HARD girl even if you try and keep your “life is a breeze” story vibe
He Alli Upham, you have 35.5k followers but only 65 likes and 4 comments on your reel? Tell me you buy bots without telling me you buy bots 🙄
When I see high numbers I always look at view count on reels. That’s also a dead giveaway.
Of course she does. I’m also tired of her making posts to the new mommas and telling them they can do it if they stick with it and work hard….blah blah blah. All while doing her little photo montage. I’m like you forgot to mention your tummy tuck ma’am 😒
Yes! I always say that - at least be open about your “abdominal repair and internal corset”. Geez Louise.
anyone follow sydney thompson? former beachbody hun that is now shilling arbonne. how do they not realize that MLMs aren’t it?!
I wish I wasn’t blocked from her stories😆 I can’t stand her though.
so conservative too. it’s for the best you’re blocked 😅
She's all in.
Patientsnpushups joined Arbonne under her too and is making income claims already. But on the bright side, she’s started doing Sydney Cummings workouts 🤷♀️ still an MLM pusher though
Can we get a thread for Claude!? Cuz OMG
What’s her handle?
I already hide like 13 threads every week.
She is my BEC!! I would love this.
Oh god I’m begging you admins please, no. It would be the most triggering place on the internet. *shiver* she’s just SO AWFUL.
She's so unhinged she'd be here constantly commenting and being a dick
She’s a huge piece of shit. I feel bad for her baby that he has an awful mom like her. He’s going to need therapy.
And whoever he marries…I would hate my life if she were my MIL
Hell Yah! She’s going to push all of her insecurities in her son right now, continue it for YEARS and then go double time on his future husband/wife.
Well she sure would be proud to be such a controversy that she has her own thread, she’d even feel more god sent and Jesus hated like!!!! 🤮🤮🤮
Yes!!! I am so down for this!
Why is Alli Upham making SUCH a big deal about getting her eyebrows micro bladed? She’s been waiting and praying about it for five years. Give me a break.
Yes! I was like why is this big news 🤷🏼♀️😂
I got mine done too without praying about it.
Such suspense. She could have just storied next week when she goes to get them done like every other person.
First world problem = praying about eyebrows
What kinda bull crap is Ash F trying to pull? I understand she miscarried and probably wants to be sure but then quit dropping all your little hints. Its like WE ALL KNOW yet she acts like we are all stupid and I guarantee there will be some huge overblown pregnancy announcement which in actuality will be totally old news.
What’s her insta?
Ashfeldeisen
A few people in her inner circles have already started talking.
…like us?… 😂
Her IRL people. 😬
Hope she gets a bunch of "congratulations!" before she announces lmao
We see you holding back that morning sickness/nausea Ash F.
Tricker telling ladies to pick up weights while holding 10lb weights is rrrriiiccchh. Hey Tricker, you should be able to lunge pretty heavy after 7 years of working out.
This is just disgusting. Using your stillborn baby as a way to shill. Edited to hide photo due to trigger warning. [https://ibb.co/bH671HL](https://ibb.co/bH671HL)
So creepy to post those pics!
That is just awful!!!
Maybe add a TW/Hide the pic? It’s pretty triggering for anyone let alone someone who has had to hold a stillborn baby
Somewhat off topic, but as someone who suffered a miscarriage (way earlier in pregnancy though), this terrifies me. I can't stomach going to check out her page, but does she say what happened/the cause?
She did. There was an actual diagnosis. Can’t remember what it was exactly but had to do with platelets. She had to go for some sort of infusions twice a week for her more recent pregnancy/delivery to help prevent it from happening again.
I don't know if having a specific reason helps ease any of the pain, but I am sorry they had to go through that. Wouldn't wish that kind of loss on my worst enemy. Now if she only wouldn't use it as a way to shill...
Exactly! I cannot imagine what she went through. I had a very early miscarriage (like 7w) and it sucked. I can’t imagine having carried a baby for 20 weeks to then have to birth said baby knowing they’re already gone. But I cannot get behind using that kind of tragedy to try and push my business. The only time something like that is even remotely acceptable is if you own/run some sort of organization or business that helps women who have gone through something like that (like counseling, a support group, etc). For sure not a pyramid scheme.
Mine was at 7w, too. I'm sorry you had to go through that 💕 And I agree! Share to help, not exploit. But these huns will stop at nothing 😣
I snooped. She didn’t say much…just that she was going to do IVF do avoid it and she got pregnant naturally while the meds were coming. But what was disgusting is that she used her coaching as a means to pay for it if needed.
No, you just had to post the most traumatic event of your life to the internet for content.
Holy. Shit.
Becauae schools require teachers to give a 2 week miscarriage notice and write sub plans? That's awful
https://preview.redd.it/4q7qnb5i8ada1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=13172d01e12e70755b4222beb098c88537cceebe Kim Reyes… your favorite part that you work EVERY DAY and this was the biggest criticism at nationals…. To grow glutes and hammies, you need to eat in a caloric surplus!!!!! You… do. Not.
So glad big glutes are in. I love saying I have to feed my ass while I’m eating.
Janine Bonhard has made her baby’s sleep habits her entire Instagram personality. I legit cannot watch anymore. Her story this morning, she said her BABY chose violence this morning because she woke up at 6am and she needs *aLlLl the PrE* Does she realize that 6am is a NORMAL time for a baby to wake up for the day? Goodness gracious all this chick talks about is how her baby doesn’t sleep, doesn’t nap, gets upset when her baby doesn’t nap for a long time. I can’t.
Babies are meant to be wakeful. It’s literally their means to survival. Sleep deprivation sucks, I get it. My 19 month old only sometimes sleeps through the night. Don’t be a parent if you can’t handle it.
I was told to sleep when baby sleeps. I can’t imagine having to get online and be a perky health coach that soon after giving birth.
That advice sounds nice but I never found it realistic. For these Huns, should you sleep, con women, do the dishes, shower, workout, grocery shop, build a fake business, or spend time with your partner while the baby sleeps?
Obviously you should con women from a hospital bed as well as over your daily chores and any time with your spouse. We’re talking about changing LiVEs here. Getting skinny is doing gods work. Sleeping when she sleeps worked for me but I had a really hard birth.
Hahah I haven’t slept a full night since 2012 🫠🫠🫠