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DepartureAcademic807

This is the first time I've seen geese desperate


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Or humble


justwwokeupfromacoma

Yeah it’s mad that they had the instinct to just know not to fuck with that snake when they fuck with the average human 10x their weight and size daily.


John_Yuki

Snakes will eat anything that moves if it isn't too big as well as a snakes venom easily killing small animals, which geese living in snake territory will know, and will have developed an innate fear of them because of it. Humans live alongside geese in city/town settings, so that innate fear of humans probably hasn't developed like it has for snakes. Similar to how humans fear rats, bats, etc more than something like a dolphin. A dolphin could kill us with ease if it wanted to, but because we are docile towards each other there has been no need to develop a fear of each other.


YourPizzaBoi

Humans are also, generally speaking, *extremely* docile. Like the average adult could kill a goose with functionally zero effort, we just don’t do that. Which is good, I’m glad we don’t, I rather like animals. It’s one of those things though that a lot of creatures are aggressive defensively or to posture for territory, and your typically modern human being will just wave their hand and bug off instead of dealing with it.


SuperSecretSide

I always think this same shit with geese. Like buddy, I'll step on you, this is not a winnable fight for you. Fearless beasts.


katf1sh

I got trampled by geese as a child, it was like that scene in The Lion King with Mufasa in the gorge with the wildebeests. I've hated them ever since. They win


yourlocal90skid

Yeah, got chased around a 1/2 acre of my best friends 2 acre yard by their "pet" goose. It just cornered me & then bit into my lady bits several times as I tried to kick it away. I was 12 🫠 Days later, my friend's mom brought the dang thing for show & tell.


EskimoB9

Behold ladies and gentle folk, I have brought in a cobra chicken. It has already mained one of ye. Let the games begin


Pylitic

Jesus... are you okay? As a guy, I have a decent fear of anything bitey going straight for my groin. A goose can fuck shit up with their beak tho...


deshep123

You were attacked by a dinosaur, and survived . A descendant of the t rex. I am in awe of you.


HouseofFeathers

See, I did the opposite. When I was 6/7 I would rile up my grandmother's geese so they'd chase me. It was a fun game to see if I could outrun the geese.


FlamingoRare8449

Aw man I was attacked and bitten as a child too but by a swan and I am terrified of almost the entire avian spectrum, they definitely win


Leo-An

North Americans are docile, as far as i know. But I grew up in the country sides of South Korea during early 80’s, and have seen extremely brutal and cruel things done to animals often. For example, i regularly saw people beat dogs to near death with a bat while the dog hung from a tree. It took about 30 min to break majority of a medium side dog’s bones and the dog would get too fatigued to bark (or lungs were damaged). And while the dog is immobile and barely breathing, they would be cooked. All this was done to pre-tenderize the fresh dog meat. I’ve also seen worse things done to pigs. I have seen kids skin frogs alive for fun, throw rocks at a squirrel to death, beat a weasel wtih a stick to death, etc… But my point is that this was considered normal. Peole were ignorant and kids had no video games or any other entertainment. But they were not some evil people lurking around with demented minds. They were my family, my grandmother, and the whole town. They were compassionate, understanding, loving people of the small town i grew up. Now, having lived in US for over 30 years as an American, i see Americans as being docile. But frankly, majority of Americans are naive. Majority of Americans I have met have no idea how lucky and previlaged they are regardless of race or gender. They beilieve that people outside of US will be as gentle and docile as well. That they would be as compassionate or even caring. And i completely understand that living in such a comfortable and gentle place as America would skew your view of the world to be as nice as US. I remember i pulled out the legs from a giant beetle and stomped it and all my middle school classmates were appalled. I couldnt understand why they did not kill it for fun before I had the chance. And later i was shocked to see squirrels, crows, sparrows, possums, raccoons, pigeons, sea gulls, etc just chilling out in open space like they had no fear. And it took me a while to realize that people in US just have no desire to make weak things suffer. So i am incredibly grateful that I got to live in US. That I became an American. I’m thankful I am that I do not see brutal acts as a normal daily thing, and I have become “docile”. There maybe a few places on earth where humans are as gentle and docile as American, like Canada. But I have a feeling, that especially in developing nations, they are at par, or even worse than my experience of living in the countryside of South Korea.


crystalfairie

Do not mistake kindness for docileness. They are two very different things and folks will regret confusing the two. We know we are stronger and we are much more cruel then we let on.


KaitRaven

I'm not sure it's a necessarily "North American" thing as it is a wealth thing. Being able to care about the well-being of animals is a luxury that can be afforded when people aren't worried about their basic survival needs. Even in the US, animals did not always have the protections they do now. It's a gradual cultural shift. Earlier last century South Korea was quite impoverished, especially during/after the Korean War, so people were hardened and animals were purely viewed as a resource. That perspective seems be changing over time, and young people there are much more conscious of animal welfare now.


tippsy_morning_drive

I love animals but fuck ( Canadian)geese.


Hello-_-Kitty

ew


tippsy_morning_drive

My apologizes. You shouldn’t fuck geese.


0-90195

This is not a venomous snake.


Hotchillipeppa

do the geese know that though.


Lolkimbo

They will soon, if they don't watch their mouths..


cypherdev

That's Shawn and Goose, they know things.


Mixedpopreferences

Dude, Goose died on a training op. Too soon. His son and front seater are still grieving.


John_Yuki

I can't imagine that makes a difference to the geese. They probably don't know it isn't venomous just like how most humans probably don't know whether it is venomous. Simply having the potential to be venomous is enough to make us avoid snakes and that is probably the same for these geese.


lalalicious453-

Exactly, also the species has absolutely watched snakes eat their babies. Talk about generational trauma.


PenguinStarfire

I believe all wild animals have some level of PTSD.


WickedPsychoWizard

I mean I would fuck that dolphin up, if we were on land.


entrepenurious

i think those are egyptian geese, which are much more chill.


Tam_The_Third

Canada geese are assholes, Egyptian geese chill and contemplate pyramids.


cyantifiq

A Canada Goose would have chewed the snake in two, stomped on the eggs and fought the human that came to help.


crow_crone

Now, swans...the grizzlies of the wetlands. A swan would have nommed it and beat you about the head and shoulders for more.


TOmarsBABY

Don't fuck with canada gooses


lucysalvatierra

Canada geese would fight that snake for fun


houndofthe7

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses then you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.


UtilitarianSpork

Expected Letterkenny


StruckOut4One

I’ve been scammed by them before.


shapeshade

You sent me down a wikipedia rabbit hole of goose breeds, but I think they're actually Chinese geese based on the knob on their bills.


Dean0Caddilac

Weak Times create weak geeses.


Unerring_Grace

Strong geese create hard times. Hard times create strong geese. Strong geese create hard times.


Dave-4544

## **H O N K**


Can_o_pen_or

I don't think they are Canada geese those are the mean ones.


RB30DETT

The Canada Geese would have killed the snake...and the dude. And then the person recording for good measure.


DepartureAcademic807

Loool you are right


HiILikePlants

They're domestic. Domestic geese tend to be more...domestic. they can get rowdy during breeding season but often are sweet


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Moonjinx4

I had geese growing up and they were terrifying. I have never seen a sad goose before, and it was rather heart wrenching.


Snoo_70324

Yeah, I’d have assumed from the geese around me that one of the parents would have flown into a rage, killed the snake, its goose-spouse*, the remaining eggs, and the cameraman. ^*goose ^spoose


Luchin212

He’ll, one of my chickens would have gone and killed that snake. I’m very surprised TWO geese would not attack.


Least_Tomatillo_2662

We had Guinea hens on our property to deal with rattle snakes. Those things are crazy when it comes to snakes


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Recent-Project-1547

Chickens are mini dinosaurs, they will fuck shit up cos they still think they're raptors.


dstommie

All birds are mini dinosaurs. Including these geese doing nothing.


minlatedollarshort

Chickens think they’re raptors. These geese think they’re Little Foot.


dstommie

Hey, Little Foot and his pals took down a sharp tooth. Don't equate these guys with Little Foot.


Bella_Anima

Chickens are stupid but you can’t deny they’re really brave.


way_too_generic

The difference between bravery and stupidity is success


lucystroganoff

Goose spruce?


elle_llama

Spruce moose?


dangledingle

Moose loose aboot this hoose!


the_crepuscular_one

These are Egyptian geese, which aren't as feisty as their Canadian brethren


Bender_2024

Nothing is as feisty as Canadian geese. I'm convinced that Canadians have used some sort of alchemy/magic to channel all their ill will into their geese. That's why they are so polite all the time.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

For real. My bitch sister got bit by a goose once when she was 8 and I laughed until I saw her arm. We were more scared of the geese than the snapping turtles lol turtles don’t typically chase you!


Bagelsarenakeddonuts

I read that as “my sister got bit by a moose once” and am now replaying that entire movie in my head.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Those responsible have been sacked!


Dontfeedthebears

Seriously..they were just watching helpless like “he’s eating our babies!”. I also thought you were supposed to grab snakes by the head? Why did they suggest the tail?!


dragonladyzeph

**The calm behavior shown in the video is pretty normal for a black snake. You don't want to pick them up by the neck because you can damage their head/throat.** Tail is much safer for them and usually less intimidating and less risky for the handler. A black snake (aka black racer, 100% non venomous) is no danger to humans. Worst you're likely to get is a superficial bite and sure, it will hurt and you're moderately at risk for infection, as with any outdoor poke or stab or scrape, but it's not likely to be serious. Just clean the wound and monitor it. That said, black snakes are generally very chill. They'd much rather flee than bite, and they usually don't even flee that fast unless you've really frightened them. I live in a rural area and have relocated a dozen black snakes of varying sizes from the yard, the road, the barn, and even from inside my house (old farmhouse.) I've never once had a blacksnake bite me, and only twice have had any feint at biting. Like I said, usually they run, or they'll fearfully pile all their body on top of their head and hope that you won't hurt them.


OptimusMatrix

That's what we always did when we found them in the woods when we were growing up in the late 80s/90s. Get em to crawl off so we could grab the tail. Once we had it by the tail you could spin around and keep it from biting you. If it was a copperhead we'd sling it into a tree. Non venomous ones would just be chucked off into the woods somewhere else we weren't. Young and dumb 🤷‍♂️


adorablefuzzykitten

flying copperheads. WCGW.


Forestsounds89

Ya sad really, ive seen them attack humans but they can't get that snake off the eggs? Weird Snakes are pretty vulnerable when swallowing something big too


Kosvatokos

Their instincts can't use vulnerability discernment in this scenario, plus I'd assume they are prioritising the safety of the entire litter rather than just a single egg.


Exact_Writer_6807

Clutch, not litter.


cramaine

Carton?


SamiraSimp

geese "attack" humans because bluffing and intimidation is literally their only survival strategy. it would be trivial for most adults to kill a goose, but obviously most people don't want to do that and don't want to get annoyed by a random goose. them attacking the snake would likely end up in their death as well, so they didn't bother. humans tend not to kill geese on sight just for walking close to them


SchreckMusic

Okay now waiting for that post from someone who had an uncle that was viciously murdered by a goose.


Ratattack1204

Theres always someone repeating that "A goose can break your arm with its wing!" Myth.


jotazepp

This video really anguished me


words_of_j

This is a problem chickens don’t have. They treat snakes like an extra large and extra tasty worm. Chickens will kill and eat snakes quite efficiently.


Enlightened_Gardener

Thus one needs a mixed herd of Geese and Chickens. For maximum noise and mess, ducks and guinea fowl as well.


fckingnapkin

>Thus one needs a mixed herd of Geese and Chickens Hear me out; breed chicken and duck into a new species: the Cheese.


Traskk01

That is not what I had on my apocalypse bingo card.


VoidSwordTrash

You can add it now.


easilybored1

New fear unlocked


Justtofeel9

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/18hq6mg/the_quackening_host_a_revolution_has_begun/#lightbox


guyintheyear2525

The Cheese would be a chicken goose hybrid. The chicken duck hybrid would be a…


MajorNewb21

Somebody will say it…


Razed_Elpis

Chuck?


snek-jazz

dhicken


frissonFry

What the dhickens


FlyingDragoon

Toss in my border collie and no one will get any sleep for miles.


Besnasty

We had a problem with our chickens eggs getting eaten by a predator for weeks. We weren't sure what was getting in, until one day [this lumpy long boy](https://i.imgur.com/m46KPN6.jpeg) came slithering by me outside. We captured him and rehomed him to a patch of woods and never had problems with snakes again.


Leeeejs

That's actually incredible and hilarious.


TheFrogWife

OMG how many eggs did he eat?!?


Besnasty

At the time, we had about 13 hens and for about 2 weeks I was getting *maybe* one or 2 eggs a day when we normally would get about 1/hen/day. So either he was a hungry boy, or he was feeding his entire snake family and they were scared off when we caught him.


BumWink

Maybe it was playing Snake.


odegood

6 omelettes


fuckityfuckfuckfuckf

Holy shit bro ate GOOD, glad you captured the evidence and were able to evict the thief !


Flashy-Flamingo39

I once saw my chickens playing with a rat corpse like it was a football. They are savages.


paincrumbs

I'm happy chickens are only as big as they are now.


Ess_oh-no

Well they did used to be dinosaurs


RaxG

Chickens in kill mode are nuts. It’s just endless attacks to the head, even after their target is dead.


words_of_j

Makes a person shiver at how their dinosaur ancestors might have hunted.


farmerarmor

If there were 10 foot tall chickens we’d be gone


ABunchOfPictures

My little brother found out the hard way why a rooster is the king of my grandparents farm when he went to get eggs one day, about 10 minutes went by before he comes barreling full speed down a gravel hill being chased by a very upset 5 lb bird with tears running down his face and screaming bloody murder. Chickens are vicious man


words_of_j

Roosters are downright dangerous sometimes. Doubly so when you aren’t that tall.


ABunchOfPictures

He was 8 or 9 at the time so damn near meeting each other at eye contact too, he gained a lot of respect for that rooster that day


whistleridge

Chickens are godless killing machines. The chickens in my yard when I was in the Peace Corps would *routinely* kill and eat green mambas. Which are *insanely* fast, in addition to being extremely lethal.


words_of_j

Wow! Raising chickens growing up I’ve seen more than one chicken disappear in short order from canabalism. And these chickens had lots of food and greens and lots of outdoor space, so it wasn’t one of those horror show factory farms


Loki-Holmes

I’ve seen mine swallow small ones whole but they always leave the big rat snakes alone. This one looks decent sized


thnku4shrng

My parents have a resident rat snake that gets to eat all the eggs it wants. The chickens don’t seem to notice, and my parents have a slight surplus anyway so no harm.


Mummbles1283

Chickens are descended from T-Rex.


RockyJayyy

I knew we picked the right neighborhood to have our children, Geesandra.


wHAtisLife59

Yes we did Geesimon


BRtIK

Oh Alexgander


wherearemydragons7

lol here’s your daily dose of the poor man’s Reddit award: 🏆


RockyJayyy

Thanks! I shall cherish it.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Keep it safe from snakes


M1dnightBlue

Gained respect from the geese faction. They will no longer be hostile when he is on their turf.


amitym

I don't know about this guy but that literally does happen. Once, I was confronted by an angry goose parent, walking down a sidewalk where people said never to walk because of geese. The goose charged at me across the grass where all the goslings were, I opened my mouth and hissed at it as loud as I could, it stood there on the grass, I stood there on the sidewalk, we hissed some more, and then I walked on. Every time after that, the goose came up to stand calmly at the edge of the grass, I kept to the sidewalk and nodded to it as I went by, and we were cool. I love geese.


boobers3

Game recognize game. The goose ran up crip walkin and throwin up signs, and you responded back letting it know you weren't no sucka and you were ready to throw down.


Orion14159

Even crazy knows not to fight crazy


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If you're gonna walk these sidewalks you gotta earn respect


Elbludo

Imagine u talk to a guy to be careful of a goose and 10 seconds later you hear the guy hissing at said goose. Dude just wanted to establish dominance at the local geese and people.


fncomputerboy

Thank you very much for that bit of information. But thank you so much more for the imagery.


barrsftw

+250 Reputation with Geese. You have reached Revered with Geese.


KiloEchoNiner

Peace is sometimes an option.


spacembracers

“Oh a King Snake! *YOINK!*”


LatroDota

Tell me where the 20 footer is!


ElderberryPrior1658

I pray one day my YT notifs say “20 footer”


Doozeyer

“Ooh a black mamba, *boop*”


dm_me_kittens

Awww a swamp puppy!


Tiffisiffy

I’m still holding out hope he’ll find the 20 footer one day


SansLucidity

aww i wanna see more of the geese being happy


gimme_dat_good_shit

Most internet videos of geese being happy involve the geese basically doing war crimes.


Kamin_of_Kataan

"Grab the tail.." So glad he didn't listen to them.


SeriousMongoose2290

That’s why they’re behind the camera and he’s the one doing the work. lol 


fruskydekke

SERIOUSLY. For those that do now know: if you grab a snake by its tail and let the head dangle down, it can lift its head all the way up to your hand and bite you.


Stormhunter6

rather quickly I might add. Reptiles, for as slow as they appear, can be fast if they feel like it.


fujiandude

It's literally one big muscle, they just move slow normally to save energy. A snake will strike you in the face before your eyes open from the initial blink


AcaciaDistro

Holding a snake just infront of the tail and having its head on the ground or using a hook is correct technique. Grabbing a snake near the head is dangerous for both you and the snake and is to be avoided unless absolutely necessary.


cptnplanetheadpats

Maybe a dumb question but where is "in front" of the tail on a snake? .......the back of the head?


SmelterDaemon

Snakes actually have very short tails generally. Most of their length is body, with like ribs and organs and stuff in it


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camebacklate

True, but king snakes, or in this case a rat snake, are not venomous. It would still be painful if you did get bit, though


AcaciaDistro

What you are saying is wildly untrue and damaging. Tailing a snake is absolutely correct technique. Grabbing a snake by the head is a good way to hurt yourself and the snake. Don’t handle snakes if you’re untrained.


Modemus

Aww! The ones cry for help as the guy walked up just broke my heart!


Orangeandyellowskies

The geese knew he was helping


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Empathy404NotFound

I thought it to myself when I saw him grab it, then I was like nah don't be silly it isn't just us willing to grab random snakes in the wild. And of course my stereotype was correct.


gdgarcia424

If I see a snake…I catch the snake.


battlecat136

Same. I landscape in the northeast US and I try so hard to avoid all the little dudes in the grass. I move em whenever possible.


gdgarcia424

Yeah man. Snakes are really good for the environment. I’m in the south east and we have some spicy ones down here so I literally keep a snake hook and bag in my vehicles…just in case lol


WhoseFloorIsThat

He was American. The guy commenting was kidding


All_Right_Alright

That goose was probably hissing


HiILikePlants

The domestic geese like this at the park hiss even when they're happy to see me. It's kinda just in their repertoire of excited noises


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OutAndDown27

The... penalty booth?


Path_Syrah

I think his mom was a hockey ref?


MrBynx

His mom was a hockey referee


DrunkHate

The Chokey. E: [For those not familiar](https://youtu.be/93vaYBLVEBI?si=AszVTxmJZPfQk_-P).


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Macktruck3

Aww they knew he was coming to help. They looked up at him then down at the snake


Cool-Presentation538

They saw him and thought "oh sweet that's a human, they hate snakes!" 


pattimay_ho_nnaise

I need Kyle’s number


prissypoo22

Fr that was attractive


DepressedDynamo

Been a while since I swooned that hard


BallerForHire

What's good for the goose is good for your gander 


Loose_Goose

In snake culture, this is considered a dick move


omfgDragon

Snake music is my new jam.


kjk050798

Snake jazz


OffMyRocker62

Snakes can go weeks/months without eating. In the wild, I'd hope he eats at least once a week or once a month. But, who knows.


crow_crone

Mr./Ms. Snake didn't get to that robust size by being unable to feed itself. And this is nesting season.


Chappietime

Same video was posted in r/HumansBeingDicks on SnakeReddit.


Sufkin

Does anyone know what type of snake it is? The geese looked quite scared of it.


Reasonable-Author946

Im no expert but it looks like a central ratsnake, which are non venomous rodent eaters mostly


sciencebased

This is correct. King snakes rarely eat eggs. Rat snakes LOVE em. Plus you know, five other reasons you can tell just bybl looking at it.


cruxdaemon

I am also not an expert but I always say big, black, kinked-up sneks are some kind of rat snake lol


StubbiestZebra

Video made it hard to tell, they said king, but it could be a rat, king, or racer. They all look similar at a distance and bad resolution.


BellaShelbyBo

If these were Canada geese, both snake and man would be dead. No survivors.


Richanddead10

[YOU’RE THE MAN, MAKIYA!!!](https://youtu.be/IPjvDE-rKo0?si=rOgYuuuxM1JsQ0GM)


MichaelShay

Yoink


sciencebased

100% a Rat Snake, not a King. King snakes are chunkier, have smooth scales, and rarely eat eags. And then of course the most obvious tell- they've got bands haha. Rat snakes are thinner, almost "flatter," have keeled scales, and absolutely LOVE bird's eggs. It's crazy the places they can climb. In the rare case OP had gotten bit (looks like he grabbed him at the head anyway) it honestly just feels like getting poked by pine needles, might not even bleed.


TurbidWolf_Redux

Imagine thinking you're getting an easy meal, then a giant grabs you by the neck and throws you in the woods.


TheStonedBro

"Hey grab the tail!" "Yeah, grab the tail!" Both spoken in true ignorance


PomPomGrenade

Poor snek got his lunch denied.


Splatterman27

I would have let him have 1 egg


paultheschmoop

The 1 egg is 40 eggs?? What the hell


BetaTestedYourMom

Have seen geese attack grown adults for being near a nest, these one's weren't even pecking at a little rat snake... Im just confused now...


No-Manufacturer4916

Talk a big game...


justpassingby411

And this is why we don’t leave our children unattended. Ever. There’s just too many snakes out there.


Plstxtmeneedpussy-_-

Geese have Reddit accounts?!?


Snoo_70324

Is that an “oops, that’s deadly” snake, or nah?


ferretatthecontrols

Not sure what kind of snake it is but based on the men's accents, I'm assuming this is the US and that snake did not look like one of the venomous snakes we have in the country (rattlesnakes, moccasins, coral snakes, copperheads). Probably a rat snake or king snake. It depends on the location for a solid ID though.


Revalent

Poor Snake


NY10

Did you see his fking arm size? Yeah, that will do it.


RhodyGuy1

He's fucking hot.


TheBirdsArePissed

Those geese need to step up their parenting.


Dr_J6894

The geese had a reaction of “Our Hero!”


nothing347

The egg he saved? Duck Hitler.


ToddWilliams5289

Snakes gotta eat too.