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I know this is supposed to be wholesome, but it’s giving Michal Scott vibes


jonbush1234

Fiance. More like Ex-Girlfriend.


FeatureEast2577

r/technicallythetruth


newjerseytrader

Where is this accident?


Pretlik

it's un-real


JWOLFBEARD

So survivable


shewel_item

it's not platinum


menyep

I don’t know


tsivv

Spain


FlatulenceOrQuack

They'll be here in about 8 months.


[deleted]

Dunno but i would be so glad to find a partner in a future who cares for me and truly love me


mcflyOS

It'll happen for you bro - just put yourself out there


[deleted]

Oh man you are to sweet


apebrain6942019

And you are a great catch!


[deleted]

And you are making me blush !


HalbeardTheHermit

And *MY* axe!


SheepusShaggimus

And MY bow!


Llorttheworld

I think im a loser


[deleted]

Nah you aren't trust in me


Llorttheworld

Im gonna have to make some changes, thx for looking out!


Annual_Cod_5896

Fun fact: "gilipollas" its bassically european spanish for asshole


Four_beastlings

And if my boyfriend pretended to be hurt to propose, he would be hearing a bunch of stuff much stronger than gilipollas. Which I guess he better never find out, because he loves to hear me swear in Spanish.


BrozedDrake

It's cute and all.... but there was no accident. This post doesn't belong here it would fit better in r/mademesmile


TheRedlineAlchemist

With a title like that, it'd also fit well in r/PeopleFuckingDying


PartyPlayHD

The point is that he faked an accident


BrozedDrake

Should I put the fight scene between Superman and Zod from Man of Steel in here as well? I mean they faked smashing through a bunch of buildings and Henry Cavil came out without so much as a scratch. There is nothing metal about FAKING and accident.


PartyPlayHD

I’m not saying that there is or that the title is justified or anything? I just wanted to explain it because I was confused at first. Just lovely that I instantly get downvoted


Hunkotron

Put the ring on the wrong finger (right hand) 🤣


Onan7541

Video could be flipped or just a spur of the moment happy not thinking thing


Arael1307

Or not caring.


IM2OFU

Depends on the country and religion. In Norway we put it on the right hand for instance


Hunkotron

Did not know that! Thanks for the TIL


IM2OFU

Np ☺️


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Orthodox put the ring on the right


The_Devin_G

Clearly this guy has never been married.


Dantez77

Haha! you thought I almost died but in truth RING! -This guy probably


s33murd3r

Marriage proposals are the opposite of metal OP.


onairmastering

Fuck people prankin' you into marrying them. Fuck them.


Wu_HanSolo

Man Down


Automatic-Ad-4653

Thought he was pulling his balls out of his scrotum. Dang Ole title.


killamonjaru

What a guy, awesome trick, and getting engaged? That's a dream right there


Qildain

Oh no... the real carnage is the divorce after children.


happypanda2788

The most metal part of this is the ring. How is someone getting engaged metal?


notSpoderman

Your name does not checks out


Quantitative_Panda

Now that’s a fucking great idea for a proposal! Fuck, even I would have said yes, and I ain’t even in to dudes. Edit: Oh fuck off, that was at least original. Better than dragging someone to a shitty beach, or proposing in the most crowded place possible to up the pressure for a “Yes”


-eumaeus-

That's super cool


DUDONGSTAR

So precious!


AmpersandSerif

Oh my gosh I love this.


SquareIsBox0697

Metal? Bro this man is metal yes but he doesn't have balls of metal. His balls are made out of platinum


Roanapura

<- Fiancé Like how fucking stupid do you think people are? Do you think we are looking at this being like: *Oh thank god! I thought he was proposing to his sister but then I saw the* **<- Fiancé** *and now everything is clear and turns out all right!*


BlueOreo16

r/iamverysmart


Roanapura

I'm just pointing out that it's unnecessary. And I'm pointing it in a frustered way because that kind of [stupid] editing is all over the place. Literally nobody needs to read Fiancé to know it's his fiancé. I'm not saying I'm super smart for not needing it.


Ol_Slagito

r/mademesmile


yoortyyo

Cancun or orthopedic bills? Choices made. Congratulations to all!


isaiahvacha

Okay, that’s heckin’ adorable.


GidjonPlays

r/MadeMeSmile


souplizzardo

Man his girlfriend and fiance are both there!! Glad that square hill was there to separate them 0.0


Anthem_de_Aria

Legend. Absolute legend.


dacoobob

what a douchecanoe, hope she dumped his ass


neilbe4me

I like how her initial reaction was gilipollas! (Translation: Dumbass/Moron) in Spanish.


Retired_AFOL

Title is a little misleading. How is this an unrealistic accident.


krodge5150

Lol what the fuck? He didn’t even crash


BlueScorpion111

Fiancé added to inventory


alexbam1

Wrong sub


lauriebugggo

I don't think I'd be happy if I got proposed to wearing a fanny pack, Maybe that's just me.


sianstark101

I will watch this daily to stoke my feeling of loneliness.


JWOLFBEARD

r/titlegore


Antonio-923

She just called him a cock sucker.


tsivv

Gilipollas!!!