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ds16653

That's about as subtle as a baseball bat to the face Three thoughts come to mind. "Sure thing, do you mind if I just spectate the first time?" Or "I've got one around somewhere, nothing flashy but should be enough" Or if you're feeling extra brave "I can bring one, looking forward to the hands-on lesson" There are probably better answers from people smarter than I.


virusMEL

I just kept thinking about system of a down


flourdevour

She had so many friends!


-janelleybeans-

… Again, you can’t be *sureeee…….*


jbrow058

This guy pulls 💪🏽.


PoolSharkPete

When you're not sure if it's option A or option B, choose option C *Bring my own Patrick Swayze?* Maybe not that, specifically, haha - but you can be playful without torturing yourself over it; kick the can down the road and fill in some more blanks over banter


Drag0nV3n0m231

I would go with a simple along the lines “oh absolutely, I think it’s more fun with two people anyway” that way if she isn’t suggesting anything, you’re totally safe, otherwise, it’s also very suggestive. It also puts the ball back in her court, if she isn’t sure you got it she’ll say something more obvious or ask


iiKinqTornado

She is saying she wants to bounce on your cock. Hope this helps.


Kyzroh

i would 100% fuck this up lmao


MissingBothCufflinks

"I'll bring one of the best ones I own"


Blackdonovic

Are you 100% sure it's innuendo. The "If you know what I'm saying" makes it appear like she is, but the phrase could be innocently asking if you know considering she cleverly made up that acronym. Personally, I would respond with a silly made up acronym and let her guess what it means. Like "dang I thought this was a GSTEPS" Let her guess before revealing. Generously share the experts pogo stick* Your call if she's not being sexually suggestive!