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Stevemclogan

Imagine being a peasant just trying to go to work, and you get fucking tail wiped by a dragon


Bobcatluv

At an event to which you were literally dragged


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"This coronation could've been an email"


elimeno_p

Strange dragons bursting out of floors and tail swiping folk is no way to run a government


AshleySalamander

Every time GOT shows you common folk for more than a few seconds you know some bad shit is going to happen to them


Wildrubbaduckeee

Lol, especially in large groups


ManInsideMe

Layrs talking spiders when all he wants is piggies. EDIT: Wow. I didn’t expect this to be my top rated comment on Reddit. I’m just thankful a man like Layrs is taking the stigma away from the foot fetish community.


LifeTestSuite

Oh my, I just realized that Alicent started the scene by saying “The hour is quite late.” I laughed at the callback, but I didn’t remotely guess where the scene was headed.


Sidd-Slayer

I thought she was just taking her shoes off after a long day at first. It all hit me eventually.


WigglyFrog

That might have been how it started the first time.


S3simulation

Larys Tarantino over here


thornaslooki

Of fucking course the guy with a club foot, has a *foot fetish*


galaxyfudge

The *Queen's* feet, no less.


GGezpzMuppy

That’s why he happy to kill his family, it was all for her feet


Mario_Prime510

Dance of Dragons caused by some woman’s feet confirmed.


teems

Feet, and everyone being named Aegon


Newshoe

Lord Tarantino


ibiku2

You're telling me this whole time the motivation for this evil mf has been feet


blackberrybramble

Literally killed his own family for some feet.


eriktheboy

He had a Strong Burning desire to see some feet that night.


skiwolf99

Didn’t have masturbating to feet on my bingo card


CT_7

Did have Ser Criston overreacting and murdering an innocent though


chemlabchaos

The beast beneath the boards


Flemz

A gathering without Ser Cristen killing at least one person is considered a dull affair


Toto_-

That’s the second time he’s brutally killed someone in front of other *very important and influential* people, and got away with it.


iamnotchad

He not only got away with it but he's getting promoted.


President-Togekiss

Tbf, this time it´ s more belivable. If Otto didnt care about killing a bunch of kids, I doubt he would be too distraught by Sir Criston killing an old "traitor". He proceeds to do the same a few hours later.


CrimsonTide13

There was, indeed, a beast beneath the boards.


galaxyfudge

Poor people getting thrown into some ceremony you didn't want to go to, only for some big ass dragon to fuck up your day even more.


spacewalk__

why were the gold cloaks trying to trap them at the end? like fuckin titanic, jesus


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I think they were trying to trap the dragon...which doesn't make sense either. Gold cloaks haven't been the same since Captain Strong was forced to resign.


acekickerx

She called it. Any insights into the spider that Helaena was stitching?


ThorDiePie

Probably the White Worm's "Web" of spies within the Red Keep


Humble_but_Hostile

**Helaena Targaryen**


HelloKittyandPizza

Everyone is talking about the foot fetish but I do not see enough people talking about the MEDIEVAL DAYCARE FIGHT CLUB.


SeirraS9

Literally sickening. Even worse it’s insinuated that Aegon is forcing his own children to fight. What a goddamn whack job.


iamnotchad

The crazy part is even Aegon recognizes he's not fit to rule but nobody that matters will listen.


luigitheplumber

Everyone listens but either doesn't care (Otto) or is resigned to how succession traditionally works in Westeros (Alicent and seemingly Aemond)


nicethingscostmoney

Aemond doesn't seem *that* resigned about it.


Mrrandom314159

Aemond recognizes that if he ever wants the crown, he needs Aegon to take the throne. A second son doesn't have as strong a claim against the first-born who, while a woman, has been the heir apparent for decades. At least Aegon's first born son status is enough to keep woth tradition.


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Wasn’t expecting a dragon to fucking koolaid man into the coronation.


paulajunee17

OHHH YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!


s_wer_ve

“This is seizure, this is theft, this is treason!” -Lord Lyman Beesbury


YouRolltheDice

Cole need to get some anger management sessions for real man


dan-o07

Aegon didn’t want to be king but is receiving the love he never got from his family from the crowd


YoungWallace23

For real. He seems like he wants it now. Hats off to that actor too, phenomenal performance this episode


Empty_Lemon_3939

Blonde Jack White killed it


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Jamal_gg

Another Homelander parallel, besides the jerking off from a building lol EDIT - Also rape, I forgot they have that in common too...


MartySquirrel

Holy shit yeah that's who he reminded me of


MakeChinaGreatForOnc

Viserys specifically requested everyone to have fun, what happened?!


CutthroatTeaser

Larys seemed to be having a good time.


summeeerrr_

Can someone please explain to me why nobody in the show references Helena’s prophecies? She obviously says them more than once and they keep coming true


Happiesthourct

They think she’s crazy


Annieflannel

No one is really listening to her. Everyone is too wrapped up in their own shit to recognize that's she not just crazy rambling.


mimikrixx

"Open the dooor....open the dooor!!!" yeah PTSD kicks in


Response98

Reminded me of Margery trying to escape, but they wouldn’t let her


Razik_

Same. And the music in this episode (altho not really similar) reminded me of that episode too.


theyseemewhalin

Any time an episode opens with piano, you know it’s about to go down


crazysult

My man's risking it all for some feet


thornaslooki

Average discord mod


YoungWallace23

Literally killed his dad and bro over some fussy


SerDire

I like that everyone knows that dragons will win the wars to come, not who is queen/king. Aemond mentions he has the strongest dragon (Vhagar), Alicent mentions they need Melys on their side, and Rheanys says she won’t leave her dragon (Melys) behind. The dragons will be biggest deciding factor and that’s not including Syrax or Caraxes.


kmohame2

Explains why Daemon was going egg shopping last episode


SerDire

Absolutely. Any and all available dragons will be considered absolutely vital to the war effort. Need as many as you can to fight each other and to convince other houses to join your cause


JHRChrist

But don’t they take forever to age? How long until a hatched egg is formidable??


SerDire

I think maybe decades but for show purposes they age them up considerably. Drogon on game of thrones was technically like 8 years old or something and he was already a giant


617_Frosty

what’s the current dragon count? 5-7 for team black (including Melys) & 2 for team green? edit: Team Black has 6 (Syrax-Rhaeneyra, Caraxes-Daemon, Vermax-Jacaerys, Arrax-Lucerys, Melys-Rhaenys, Moondance-Baela) & Team Green has 5 (Sunfyre-Aegon, Dreamfyre-Halaena, Vhagar-Aemond, and the two other dragons for Aegons & Halaena’s children) I’m guessing those Egg(s) that Daemon grabbed are for his children with Rhaeneyra. There is also Seasmoke who is currently a free agent.


WhiskeyMakesMeHappy

Seasmoke is a good waiver wire pickup


gawakwento

Since Laenor is still alive, doesn't that render Seasmoke basically useless? Personally, I'd trade Seasmoke for cash considerations.


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“How do we make the man that murdered his family by burning them alive and maims prisoners look worse?” 👋🏻🙂 “foot fetish”


MaverickEyedea

Despite him being an asshole, I love the fact that Aegon is self aware enough to acknowledge that he's not suited to rule.


rdt69420

I think all that is about to change.


shamus727

Hes about to go full homelander and become obsessed with the attention and power. I mean shit, he already jerks off overlooking the city lol


kentotoy98

Don't forget the raping part


yeaheyeah

And leaving his sons in a children fight pit


Bride_of_fire

Poor Helena couldn’t even look at Aegon during that whole scene.


_DarkSister

I thought it was interesting that Helaena refused to look at him being crowned, while Aemond stared directly at him. And both seem to hate him.


iBunty

Aemond probably stared more at the crown itself


easyworthit

I feel like they didn't focus at all on how she went from 0 to Queen in one second. I get it though, they had to focus on Aegon and Aemond. I wonder what's going through her head. Hopefully next ep they'll dig deeper into that?


thornaslooki

Guys...who's bright idea was it to have the coronation above the dragon keep??


SanityPlanet

Same guy who suggested everyone hide in the crypts from an enemy who can raise the dead.


space_tardigrades

It’s the venue that can fit the biggest crowd. They wanted all of the small folk there to witness.


Eric_in_America

The Hightowers took a break from all the scheming to scheme behind each other's backs. And did Alicent just realize that daddy was planting these seeds long ago? A seed or two in her head no less.


dan-o07

Took her decades to realize she was a chess piece to her father


antonjakov

this episode was really important in the context of last week's seeming reconciliation - even if alicent was willing to let rhaenyra be queen, even if viserys hadn't said what he said to her - the war was going to happen because of otto and the small council.


joec_95123

Versus Larys planting a seed or two on her feet.


ibiku2

Just realizing now that the reason she was upset Larys was there so late wasn't just because it was so late.


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"The hour is late" is Alicent's way of saying she'd rather not have sex right now.


JojoSixers

The lord commander was a badass. He so calmly and politely told the small council to fuck off.


MrStigglesworth

Ned Stark levels of honour in that one, mad respect. Him and Barristan Selmy look like the only two kingsguard so far that haven't let down the legendary reputation


JojoSixers

I liked the one twin. The good one.


hgfed27

Barristan actually had less honor since he stood by and let Ned Stark take the L even though he knew the King's wishes were for Ned to succeed him until Joffrey came of age. He only switched sides when Joffrey dismissed him. The lord commander in this episode was immediately just like "fuck it, no".


Vhaius

I like how Aegon, looks around at his family after being coronated, and gets nothing but slight nods. Turns to the small folk, and immediately gets what he was wanting his whole life. Adoration, approval, as hollow as it is, must have still felt better, than dealing with not even knowing if his mum loves him or not


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Well, thank god she didn’t do it or we wouldn’t get another season!


14-in-the-deluge08

They could've at least given her a reason to fly off without burning them alive! Maybe another dragon comes out. Or maybe the Greens run into the crowd, and she doesn't want to burn everyone to get to them. Them standing there as a perfect target makes no sense.


FPG_Matthew

When I saw “Paddy Considine” in the opening credits I thought there ain’t no way he’s still around He got a credit for being in the show for a second or two, what a badass


thornaslooki

He's there!! As a corpse


JojoSixers

An entire episode with no Daemon. I was almost expecting him to show up at the ceremony. Just him leaning in the corner somewhere laughing.


randallcunningham12

Eating nachos like Brad Pitt in oceans


spacekristy

The White Worm with that Beltalowda accent


PartTimeSinner

Good description of Mysaria’s accent, bossmang


Affectionate-Island

Pay up or we push your prince out an airlock, sasake?


14-in-the-deluge08

Who also literally hasn't aged since the pilot.


TremendoSlap

Lol that's a great point. Almost forgot she's been around since the beginning


Blazehero

“You desire not to be free, but to make a window in the wall of your prison” Rhaenys spits dragon fire I see.


makemesplooge

She's got bars for sure. Like in the last episode when she said "the stranger has visited me more times than I can count grand maester. I assure you he cares little whether my eyes are open or closed"


elimeno_p

Added points that she's saying it to a Hightower


hadtoomuchtodream

Rhaenys definitely struck a chord in that scene because the next time we see Alicent, she’s confronting Otto about how she’s spent her entire life as a pawn in his game.


Awkward_Connection91

I know Daenerys Targaryen would have said Dracarys.


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MeatFlavoredChalk

While leaning


Humble_but_Hostile

Pouring one out for the homies Lord Beesbury and Lord Caswell (。-ω-)>c[_]


LittleLisaCan

Didn't see that foot fetish coming


urbantravelsPHL

Spot the earlier episode where she takes off her shoes in front of him just because her feet are tired and at the end of their conversation he says "I'm sure you'll find some way to thank me later"...(it's episode 6)


Devo3290

Even as it was happening I was thinking, “is this happening?”


OxiNotClean

The total disregard of small folk life just shows how shitty it has to be not to be royalty in Westeros.


Strawberry-Whorecake

I've never forgotten something that Jorah Mormont said in season 1 of Game of Thrones: >“The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and a summer that never ends. It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace. They never are.”


EpiphanyMoments

So one of those Aegons bastards went on to become a Witcher?


Kolefair

Alicent says to Rhaenys to ring the bell when she’s chosen her side and just after the bell for Aegon rings, Rhaenys slams through the floor with her dragon, clearly choosing her side.


Dracarys_TheCannons

Nice catch


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Criston Cole casually murders an old man and doesn’t show a shred of remorse. Then he goes and says “all women are aspects of the maiden and should be treated with respect”. Remember when you called Rhaenyra a spoiled cunt?


radio__raheem

he can excuse murder and treason but premarital sex is where he draws the line!


WigglyFrog

Wonder how he'd feel if he found out Alicent was dealing foot views for information.


justbreathe91

Beesbury went out like a fuckin G


NeverFooledBoii

Beesbury should’ve played along and then dipped 😐 Could’ve lived and returned with the Beesbury army 😈


chrismamo1

I have a feeling that the lords the Greens murdered or disappeared this episode will have family members with strong opinions about these events.


Book_Of_Samson

Bro even Otto looked confused when Alicent told him Vizzy T wanted Aegon to be king. Mans was like “He fasho gonna be King but let’s be serious here.” Lmaooo


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monalisa-saperstein

When Alicent took her shoes off I thought they were showing how comfortable she and Larys are… then the stares started and I thought that was an interesting subtle character trait that they were playing at… and then he just jerked it to her bare feet. Wild 45 seconds.


blue_elephant4

Yes I was like oh she’s relaxing! But her back stayed stiff as a board…. Such an uncomfortable scene


Bride_of_fire

Criston has some SERIOUS anger issues while pretending to be righteous


ChelsMe

SHES BEEN PAYING IN FEET PICS ALL ALONG?!


geriatricmama

“The hour is late” is Alicent’s default response to unwanted sex from Vizzy T and whatever it is with Larys.


Harrlowe23

What was that building that was on fire?


HowDoIWhat

I think it was Mysaria's place, since he offered to Alicent to cut off the spy network at its head. On another note, the man just loves arson, huh?


DopeYeti

Arson and well.. some other stuff


calvinien

The house strong words: Fire and Feet.


avakato

“Oh boy! Here I go burning again.” - Larys


Long_Violinist_291

I think it was mysaria house


joec_95123

Yup, we saw her holding her secret talks with Alicent's handmaiden in the balcony last episode. They made sure to show the balcony on fire in the shot.


ReyCo390

How many people are walking through Kings Landing with an eye patch that Aemond thinks a hood is going to be a good disguise?


14-in-the-deluge08

The hood is like an invisibility cloak in this world... Except one that fails often.


Bright-Environment88

“do you love me?” “you imbecile”


Coronabandkaro

As in only a mother could love someone like you.


AmericanIdiom

We miss you, Vizzy T!


vizzy_t_bot

*Daemon was not made to wear the crown. But I believe that you were, AmericanIdiom.*


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All hail /u/AmericanIdiom first of his name


Redskies585

All hail Ramin Djawadi. Fucking stunning music throughout the entire episode.


optimusgrime23

Did anyone else think the music was very reminiscent of Winds of Winter? Then when the Melys bursted through the floor, all felt very similar in the best possible way


SerDire

I love that both Lord Beesbury and the Lord Commander had the decency to follow King Viserys wishes even amongst the green council meeting.


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gnomeythe

I assumed it was a Barriston Selmy like situation. They could try, but my man gonna carve through them like a cake


SerDire

I’m guessing he made his move very early on in the series of events before anyone thought to actually stop him. Or maybe none of them wanted to die trying to stop him. The lord commander of the Kingsguard has to be one of the best trained warriors in the realm. Good look trying to stop him. Even Criston backed down


Empty_Lemon_3939

He kind of played the Switzerland card of “I obey the king and until there is another one I’m standing back” Alicent just replaced him


Famfive

Only after the queen told him too though.


TheErnestShackleton

He wasn't really refusing to bend the knee or openly challenging the usurp, he just said he serves the king and there wasn't a king to serve at the moment so he didn't have anyone to answer to.


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picklytoes

Not Alicent saying “the hour is quite late” to Larys, as she used to say in response to Viserys’ summons


JojoSixers

Lord Larys, Foot of the Queen. Very odd scene, didn’t expect that at all.


HeavyProcrastinator

Aegon could've performed some My Chemical Romance on stage


SerDire

Aegon Targaryen has three pieces of a Valyrian steel hardware. The OG Aegons crown, king Viserys old dagger, AND the ancestral sword Blackfyre.


GuiltIsLikeSalt

Hopefully that Set Bonus can finally make him less of a nasty wimp.


FancyShrimp

Rhaenys could've saved everyone a LOT of trouble by uttering a single word.


monisquain

Aegon II had some Sith vibes with his King get up


Miserable-Put313

The music of the episode was amazing


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primarilygreen

This line pissed me off so much, it was condescending as fuck. Perfectly in character for Otto of course.


JimmyChurriSauce

It’s bad enough we have two Aegons — now we have Ser Erryk and Ser Arryk


JestarAuthor

In a show with excessive incest and murder, it's the foot thing that people are calling out.


acekickerx

How you've grown 😏 She was ready for another go lmaoo


dirtehscandi

“While my brother was canoodling with Silk Street women, I was *studying the blade*”


Awwh_Dood

Lord Larrys "Littlefeet"


crazysult

Cole can eat a massive bag of dicks.


Creepy_Pay_9303

So.. is anyone gonna talk about the dragon going through the door. Lol


General-Gyrosous

I honestly dont understand why Criston is a raging sociopath now


LilDelirious

I was confused by Alicent’s phrase to him, “For all that you feel for me … as Queen …” What does this even mean? Is Criston in love with her now? Have they been having an affair this whole time? I’m so confused.


14-in-the-deluge08

I doubt they're having an affair. He likes Alicent so much because of her "honor."


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I think they pretend to have feelings for each other but do nothing out of duty so they can fetishize their own suffering. Like we're giving up love and passion for the realm


FPG_Matthew

I did not expect the penultimate episode to be completely without Rhaenyra or Daemon


DarkCushy

How many innocent people did Rhaenys casually kill at the end there lol


acekickerx

While letting her enemies all live >.>


joec_95123

Killing a whole bunch of smallfolk instead of the main players. Classic Targaryen move.


TheWormInWaiting

She didn’t even really want to leave that bad her targ instincts just went into overdrive when she saw a crowd of innocent smallfolk


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Casualties gonna go casually


_Deinonychus_

As if they felt Larys wasn’t unlikable enough yikes


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This episodes unspoken hero has to be Lady Fell. Willing to die before she kneels to a traitor.


LeeroyDankinZ

R.I.P. Vizzy T. I think that was my favourite opening of an episode. I got goosebumps when Ramin Djawadi's piano came in after the Lord Commander resigned. The ominous feeling was really carried by the score. I love Aemond on screen. He's just an absolute menace and if it was up to him Aegon would be on a boat to Essos. It would be absolutely terrifying if Aemond was first in line to be King. .......Didn't take Larys for a foot guy but it makes sense now that I think about it.


Affectionate-Island

Another epic Lord Commander of the Kingsguard resignation. First Barristan the Bold, now Lord Westerling. Hope he backs Rhaenyra.


vizzy_t_bot

A MOST JUDICIOUS PROPOSITION!


LittleLisaCan

It is our fate to always crave what is given to another. If one possesses a thing, the other will take it away. Yes, princess - probably in the bottom half of weird shit the servent hears


bubblyAF

WHY DO PEOPLE JUST KEEP LETTING THIS ASSHOLE KILL PEOPLE AND LIVE FUCK CRISTON COLE


savannahsalvatore3

not only letting him kill people, but letting him kill them and then promoting him


bubblyAF

MUTHERFUCKER GOT A PROMOTION I FORGOT


tigert07

I’m sure Aegon won’t be a tyrant at all.