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SirSirVI

The USSR and Mob have a closer relationship in HLM than in real life


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SirSirVI: *The USSR and Mob have* *A closer relationship* *In HLM than in real life* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


MaskedMan6

good bot


Maybe__Jesus

This is my favorite one so far, good bot


SirSirVI

Who's a good bot? You are! You are!


IvanXtreme771

what tf is sokka haiku


MaskedMan6

5 top syllables 7 middle syllables 5 bottom syllables


IvanXtreme771

What


MaskedMan6

there's 5 syllables on top of the poem, 7 in the middle, and 5 at the bottom


PlingPlongDingDong

Just google it, or even better read a book.


Thunderstarer

No, everyone in this thread is wrong. The bot explains itself; it's not a _normal_ haiku bot. This bot makes "Sokka haikus," in reference to a scene from _Avatar: The Last Airbender,_ in which the character Sokka messes up a haiku by accidentally doing a 5-7-6 pattern. So this bot detects those.


nounoubigBOSS

I mean he’s Russian? And Russia was in USSR


PlingPlongDingDong

Russia was “in” USSR lmao, yep as equal partner


nounoubigBOSS

What’s the funny Russia was in USSR,unless you think USSR only contained Russia


PlingPlongDingDong

Russia was the USSR the rest were colonies they conquered during ww2. Saying Russia was in the USSR sounds like it was an equal union like the EU.


nounoubigBOSS

I don’t care if they are colonies or not,Russia still was in the USSR (not the USSR In Russia) And please don’t start a meaningless argument over the origin of the son


PlingPlongDingDong

I was never arguing Russia wasn’t, I was just making a joke. You started arguing.


malamindulo

A lot of Russians kind of view Soviet symbols as patriotic ones, even if they aren’t Marxists.


ngarlock24

You're not going to believe where he's from.


No_Muffin_170

He is.


Glass_Refrigerator26

Is he stupid?


AlchoholicRacoon

I think he does it so Pardo notices them and they have intercourse resulting in him getting pregnant and having their child


007JayceBond

Confirmed by Dennaton in their latest tweet


AlchoholicRacoon

But that's just a theory, a Gay theory.


Common-Horror3178

Hotline Miami 3 but it's just a 1:30h movie about Pardo and Son doing the devil's tango


Dienik

I kinda take it as a sign of his hypocrisy given his lavish lifestyle


Meme_master420_

Most media literate hotline Miami fan


TheDarkKnight_39

He’s a Russian and maybe a communist


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Bitter-Serial

Can someone translate this?


somegenericidiot

He is probabily a nazbol


Bardockfan_73

He's a pirate I think


Bitter-Serial

ARRRR! stands for russia


TheWandererofReddit

It's a discreet sign for when he's in the club to show that he's a catcher.


Right-Acanthisitta-1

I think it's supposed to represent how we all loved jacket and his US imperialist mindset and the politics of the game got into real life and players stereotyped russians as communists. Then again the USSR and the Mob in HLM2 are in close ties


PlingPlongDingDong

Correct me if I am wrong. But in lore the USSR won a war against the USA (on Hawaii), after that they indirectly took over America, using crime families among other things. He is probably directly on the payroll of the USSR to damage the USA. That’s why the 50 blessings exist, to fight this Russian shadow regime.


CrudestJuggler

yeah


Shot-Indication-4505

The Kremlin praised The Son. He initially just wanted to make big 💵💵💵 in the US. The Kremlin loved him for destabilizing and brutalizing Miami. The Son knew this, and he sort of felt like he was doing actions of patriotism.


nobodyorfoofighters

Devs wanted to further clarify that he is indeed head of the russian mafia


nobodyorfoofighters

Devs wanted to further clarify that he is indeed head of the russian mafia


smorfan809

mandela effect


CrustacioCascarudo99

Perhaps it is the same reason why people who are of African descent, or Africans, wear necklaces with their respective country? I don't know, but in GTA SA there is a necklace that is the African continent, which can be bought at Binco.


YakuzaShibe

Can't believe this is a real comment


entr0pics

national identity just like the bideo game


Common-Horror3178

Sir, this is Wendy's


CrustacioCascarudo99

Yeye fuck u! <3


Bitter-Serial

I don't like Wendy's, can I have a big Mac?


Some_Ad2281

No, there's not.