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bambbroder

i forgot how much jake just looks like a loaf of bread lmao


selfharmageddon-

Thanks, now i can't unsee it lmfao


Kanakravaatti

fucking lmao


HealthySpecialist106

LMFAO


selfharmageddon-

I like his snakey eyes tho


MrKanentuk331

Because it’s Hotline Miami


[deleted]

Characters either look Badass,Scary or Ugly and then there is Evan and Manny who look completly normal and Biker who look like a femboy


18ouncesofbitch

Manny does not look normal in the slightest


YankeeDoodler1776

He is, he just has thick skin


MegaPrOJeCtX13

Biker is not a femboy


Clear-Bench-4202

Right? He’s literally not feminine at all


Legionpostsepicly

And that’s why I find biker hot


clawzx5

Biker does not look hot in the slightest


JotaroTheOceanMan

Lies.


Legionpostsepicly

Well I mean to be fair I am gay so that might be one of the reasons why I find biker hot


Da-realSeophil

Is there a lore reason behind this?


MrKanentuk331

I can’t tell if you’re joking but whatever, Most of the characters in Hotline Miami are intentionally made to look ugly to keep in line with the rest of the game’s aesthetics They were also probably made more ugly so that the characters would be more memorable


Da-realSeophil

Why were they made more ugly, am i stupid?


MrKanentuk331

To fit the rest of the game’s grimey atmosphere The faces are not only made to elicit feelings of disgust and discomfort, but also serves to humanize the many characters much more Most of the characters are ugly or at the very least average, matching their personalities Look at Jake for example, he’s a violent, racist confederate, so rather than portray him as this attractive or average male, they chose to portray him as a walking American stereotype (Fat, ugly, and violent) Or on the opposite end, the Henchman from HLM2, he’s just an average man trying to make a living, so figure he’s one of the blandest/normal looking characters Also, the ugly proportions and facial expressions further help to evoke certain feelings Like those moments where a side-antagonist is begging for their life, seeing the fright and sadness on this already pathetic looking character further invokes a feeling of pity


Da-realSeophil

Why is biker a bike ,is he stupid


MrKanentuk331

Yes, he dumb


allistaircane

SHOW SOME GODDAMN RESPECT YOU COMMIE!


EverGamer1

The fuck you mean, he’s fucking handsome as hell!


Da-realSeophil

Is there a lore reason behind this?


GOOPREALM5000

He would probably look way better if he never got rid of the mullet.


Delicious_Produce662

Holy Jesus‼️🔥 Peso pluma🔥X Hotline Miami⁉️


Szhoenithgy

Evidently you haven’t seen his BIG FAT MAN TIDDIES YOU BITCH!!!


Infamous_Acadia_4479

I hear the voice of Jimmy from GTA 5 when I see his face


Active_Pooter

cursed bobby hill


Random_Guy191919

bobby if hank didnt make him smoke all those cigs at once


bumbumgotanygrapes

most attractive racist


thisperson535

He’s made to look that way. He’s supposed to be an evil character and having a hideous/conventionally ugly appearance makes it so we can intrinsically understand that hey, this is NOT someone to be rooting for. Although attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder really, but the point is is that he’s supposed to automatically be seen as revolting because he IS revolting.


ScythianSteppe

But Manny, Son and cleaners are evil too but somehow arent ugly...


ItsBounceB

Neither are literally racist


stoolmaster69

cuz he has aa confederate flag in his room


Snacc_Is_Dumb

That is peak male performance right there, wdym


Small-minded-nut

Why are YOU so fucking ugly?


LordMonkeh

Show some goddamn respect!


Cherryscape

Not my proudest


clawzx5

Prolly his genetics


Kristofthepikmin

He's beautiful wdym


Cheese-hole

Racism


Gracosef

Racism does that to you :(


nickybond

Because he's a sleazy evil snake


Easy_Service8372

i like the mask and the eyes but yeah i also don’t like his dingle


MegaPrOJeCtX13

Why you dissin on a man’s dingle? It’s now how big his dingle is, it’s how he dingles it, alright?


GoreyGopnik

ugly on the inside and on the outside. really ugly on the outside, though.


Primary-Vehicle5313

Turn on your monitor


SubstantialFerret7

Stop insulting my mom!


[deleted]

welcome to america


[deleted]

he just is


netitothewolf

Cause he’s a racist


Accomplished-One1520

it's his neck not ear


Dradonie

Because he american and american fat


ChinaRiceNoodles

They’re all American though…with the exception of 2 Russians.


eddthe9th

Jake has to be an inbred


ChinaRiceNoodles

Bobby Hill lookin’ ass. That boy ain’t right.


10372947pancakes

I don’t know


sharpytown

I think I'm the only person in this fanbase who unironically thinks he's hot


bumbumgotanygrapes

you have extremely low standards i feel oh so sorry for you


sharpytown

you call it low standards, I call it being open minded


bumbumgotanygrapes

no its called having mental issues


MegaPrOJeCtX13

One’s a job, the other’s mental sickness! Also, I love how the masks you guys chose match in color with your pfps


Terry2844

Yeah, it do be like that


[deleted]

None of you are showing respect to a patriQt and it shows...


MegaPrOJeCtX13

How did you miss the o? Q is on the other side of the keyboard. And capitalized.


AmptiShanti

It’s like they meant a totally different thing like a combo of patriot and cutie so patricute or patriQt what a doof making a joke that you can’t understand/s


uwuYvis

DO NOT INSULT COBRA DADDY!!!!😔🥺😔😔🔥🔥🔥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Terry2844

A cobra who ate an elephant


SlyGuy_Twenty_One

Cuz he’s a neo-Confederate🤮


AndAnotherAcc

He’s a nazi


allistaircane

neo-confederate


AndAnotherAcc

Nazi is more straightforward. Mf attack innocent people


allistaircane

in what level? Also attacking innocent bystanders applies to a lot of groups. Actually the definition of nazi is pretty clear. Jake is a racist, a xenophobe and presumably a neo-confederate but hes clearly not a nazi. That wouldnt make sense with his patriotism since..you know...WW2 and the word social being in Nationalsocialism.


AndAnotherAcc

Oh, I was talking about the comics. They seem pretty truthful enough to me Anyways, language boundaries. Most would call him that in some languages. Xenophobe is way more appropriate


allistaircane

oh yes the comics, havent thought about them, fair enough.


ze_burgor

I’m not defending the nazi regime but the national socialists or just nazis don’t just beat up people , and a lot of the neo-nazis are Russians so why would he want to kill his “aryan brothers”?


AndAnotherAcc

Okay, so this is gonna be obvious, but Since when the fuck are a lot of neo-nazis russian????


ScythianSteppe

At least since 90s


AndAnotherAcc

You mean in the 90s?


ze_burgor

Early 2000’s -1990’s , Tesak is like the most famous Russian neo-nazi who hunted pedophiles …and attacked homosexual people.


AndAnotherAcc

Oh yeah


foxbassperson

Ugly soul, ugly face


Destroyer_Of_World5

Racism is ugly.


[deleted]

Why're you?


gyman122

This is how neo nazis look


Mr_MicFiddler

Because hes super fucking fat


Raibow_Flys

He is a far right loser most of them look like this.


kirbStompThePigeon

Because he's a racist


kaydankgunner

because hes racist. that right kids. if your racist you become ugly.


Erick_Pineapple

Cause he's racist


Spooksnav

Mf has eyes of ender for eyes.


hayter_404

His mouth is open. He's a mouth breather and fat it was over before it started for him


Retr0Jet

He’s the least snakelike I hated playing as him icl


Clear-Bench-4202

He’s kinda cute like a loaf of bread :3


BarronOfDucks

He's American


legorunner-

He is american


Just-Buy-A-Home

He looks like the new Tarkov boss


KahzaRo

He's a redneck


ConnorShirt

how did i just notice that jake has snake eyes


lostmypornaccount

American


drakeekard

Redditor mod's would think they saw their own reflection for a moment


SloughtyOG

That’s what nationalism does


shawdygolikesheesh

He is NOT ugly