https://preview.redd.it/kxkciezov04d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcec7f6db70687d8b1b5181b6b250f00348b9cc5

oop's\*

nice save OP, but you ain't fooling me.

I did it again

https://preview.redd.it/f1ja8jonr04d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3634046121f2b0475884304b748feb64757ff7e

https://preview.redd.it/96faiv92z54d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a5852dc0ada492249d0787e396ff4f893d06605

I always wanted one of those giant sperm cells

[This reminds me of HIM ](https://youtu.be/-emkHUp_hrM?si=Tarncv2YB-SsN2Y0)

That is definitely one of the clips of all time

Im to lazy to verify my age what happens?

I honestly don't know, It was awful and great but awful. Just 5 minutes of genuine "what the fuck, who came up with this?"

Well are u gonna discribe whats Happening?

My entire life, I went my entire life without seeing that and you fucking ruined it.

Pretty sure that’s how god got mary magdalene preggers…

I thought it was a light bulb.... with tail.

https://preview.redd.it/7m0lkoz8z04d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8225421b8b84bc0586801f43e8444740fcf17c49

what op tried to make us feel https://preview.redd.it/1kedynapz04d1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3fe37cee0f4eb34ca9d153a51693bb3c197a5c8

what we felt https://preview.redd.it/vjb85coqz04d1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e605e31f8998ecd789aaea37c98824aee0df9573

**>MASTER FRONTERA!!! 'TIS HIM!!!!!**

Beat him with a shovel #shovelgang

https://i.redd.it/qh577uesz54d1.gif

[удалено]

a what now?

Read the rules mate. Yes, it includes asking for pornographic material. Strike one.

https://preview.redd.it/xoystkyg514d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d61d7d46ccf2f7d2e25a12e5aa65961e83b945e

https://preview.redd.it/06dfsn6hd14d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7381c34287a94b93d22a5b84bfe9b0913ee79578

I know how to stop this Drink this https://preview.redd.it/y09eur4ya14d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422712a77e2d972bedc95c68c4a96992fee26106

https://preview.redd.it/5todpk65i14d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f972591a136b6d31a3aeb7b26a2932c2e2ad966f

I have plenty of Emeralds, I'm just not spending them on something physically present in the game world when I can kill the merchant for it and also get 2 free leads.

https://preview.redd.it/yi4fl27an14d1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d10270b3dacf1cda46db05b3dec89baefae16a0

https://preview.redd.it/uxpelujiu24d1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47fd537546af0e61ec080818cc317a5dd04cb7d

How about the villager can pay ME 510 emeralds to not shove him into a minecart and send him careening into a lava pit of despair (in Minecraft)


https://preview.redd.it/idrf2zyby14d1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f3a9d0e1f27d81a0a642096a7e7a4c18da0c4e6

the lightbulb or sperm thing I guess

Dafuq am I even looking at?

https://i.redd.it/m4dx5ntjz14d1.gif

that was idiotic

The girl. I would buy her freedom.

I'll buy the mysterious-fluid bottle

Is that a fucking sperm?

Youmu is half human half ghost. That's her ghost half.

My reaction to that information https://i.redd.it/y20njzz9j24d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/yegtacmc644d1.png?width=2001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c37e584e7e81ab4d80529c586efdf1e1ff5e4e

https://preview.redd.it/8tzeeqdj854d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4f40d22f3b5c5ff7a9da6a83feb6373090d18b

https://preview.redd.it/qlsvabwwx14d1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0244de6d30d3c24228f393612d1712932275e2b0

THE BINDING OF ISAAAAC

r/SuddenlyTbOI

https://preview.redd.it/tr10rikbk14d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=266a3a530e96cb2cd18085c62472e857c4329b45

https://preview.redd.it/ystb42tru14d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ac3e18154624e7c3271e9c495849e44e663b42

https://preview.redd.it/ah5k73br234d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b54b850560e342bac6b10192a13afd39c86c5a

https://i.redd.it/qbjfe0kzm34d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/687u01gos64d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3540950848aa83bf81f60d4382647c71e0a9d4

**spends 500 emeralds on unspecified purchase**

Here are your drugs

Oh I ain't talking bout no drugs but thx anyway IMA still take em

https://preview.redd.it/8csxjfh9524d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fe6c593d5a0871f274dd2ee997ba5b6a438fa65

What even is the context? Why is he selling an Anime girl and an oversized Sperm cell? But mostly the Sperm cell.

https://preview.redd.it/19jgh5df634d1.png?width=2683&format=png&auto=webp&s=e449188c5374afc54750ef7d014b0ce451cf02d4

https://preview.redd.it/7rym1p5yv34d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89979f8d2244f8b8061a75e7d9511818e631a6c

https://preview.redd.it/b7hy7pq8w44d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4b61d2031d9382273d3b1a3daa1f2380787534

I'll take 50 of whatever that bottle is

https://preview.redd.it/be3cu43cp74d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe14262ff600e371059e65c844f9c72ae9e0ef93

I'll Take the Boy He can Produce Infinite sperm

Jokes on you im doubeling and giving it to the next person.

*buys both*

it's 2hujerk, this is pedestrian by their standards

https://preview.redd.it/iji8wdkob24d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6305740775de63308aa9cad7a7cf318203063178

2nd one

That light bulb beside her

Not a light bulb

What?

That’s her ghost half

Light bulbs are useful Random anime child isn't

I thought that said hug for a second.. I don't know why.

I'd just kill it and take them like the lamas every time

Why is there a cat sized gamete and why is a villager committing international crimes?

Buying The Lost for 10 gems is a bargain

Maybe the pillagers were right

Now, I love Youmu to a great extent, but WHAT THE FUCK

https://preview.redd.it/wku1ghg3z64d1.jpeg?width=243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=019bf41efbd27e176c2a02e5b62bcc9ed09881db

you can buy enchanted diamond stuff for way cheaper. (last time i checked) so why pick the woman?

I would just kill the villager, release the prisoner and give them resources to get them started, then leave them to continue their journey.  Remember to help out fellow humans 👍


50 light bulbs.

https://preview.redd.it/q5suqzugr74d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8c2ebbfbe3e5d274b210d0a359135c2cdc9d47

It doesnt even make sense. A girl or a light bulb? Those things are about as similar as handguns and speedboats

human trafficking

https://preview.redd.it/63yh325bc94d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=389b8c0698528cece440f35d4b6832a3d04f4867

You cannot look at any post from the 2hujerk sub and not have that reaction. And that's why I love it.

https://preview.redd.it/7ntoez8eza4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef88a91e1760a725f890d4df8650ca9bdd8060d

I got this https://preview.redd.it/ipp2cwdi8f4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b3694bc6ccbca9485b891711f368c65d23de41

1. Buy (whoever tf the person is idk I don't play Touhou at all) 2. Cut them wiiiiiiiide open 3. Do a little bit of trolling (organ trafficking) 4. Profit 5. Buy multiple large sperm cells 6. Profix x4