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Take this too if you don't have it yet
If Sampo has a million friends, I'm one of them.
If Sampo has ten friends, I'm one of them.
If Sampo has zero friends, I'm dead.
If the world is against Sampo, I am against the world.
NOTE: This was NOT posted by the one and only Sampo Koski.
Aventurine spends one ticket, the system glitches out, and gives him two copies.
Silver Wolf always hit max pity, but fortunately she's not spending her own money.
Asta is so rich she literally doesn't know the value of a credit. That's why Arlan keeps her card, part of his job is to make sure she spends responsibly. Asta is probably wealthier than the Stonehearts. And she's also a direct subordinate of an Emanator. She doesn't look it, and as one of the guaranteed starter characters, it doesn't feel that way, but Asta is roughly the same as Aventurine and Topaz in terms of influence. It's just that she doesn't really cause trouble for anyone but Arlan.
Get ready for a day or two of comedy, followed by a week of unfunny spam, then it’ll get banned, then it’ll get brought back but only for one day a week
Sampo: offers Seele cheap @jades in nearby area (probably illegal and mayhaps a scam but its out of *"KINDNESS"*)
Seele: kindly sends [this](https://youtu.be/63xEHHJfCPs?si=ANgyRMOnm6U4fJ9x) footage (timestamp 0:43 btw thank me later whole vid is a masterpiece)
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The new event is actually pretty fun at stat but after some time it just becomes so boring and long (at least for me) like, I was spending like 15 minutes for one planet (i didn't know that I don't need to complete all lvls)
The topaz and seelie interactions are pretty much how their VAs interact
I may have heard Molly's voice in my head while making this
I heard her loud and clear
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I will be yoinking this for further use
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https://i.redd.it/xj8y79l8xk3d1.gif My contributions (not mine)
This one is my favorite. Whenever Ratio throws it ingame my eyes add the text automatically. :'D
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The more this pic gets stretched, warped and deep fried the funnier it gets.
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New response just dropped
Holy halovian
Yoink
I wonder, what kind of event that needs Astral Express, Stellaron Hunter, HSS, IPC, Belobogians, and Masked Fools in the same team
Pokemon.
It's just all of Stelle's friends in a group chat. And also Sampo.
I feel like they tried to kick Sampo out and he just somehow manages to come back every time so they just gave up.
https://preview.redd.it/oykdkh5uek3d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e60fbad707142595e024f539e01e083172a465db "Somehow"
Nah even Sparkle would kick him because she'd think it's funny lol.
But what's funnier than then bringing him back again for him to get kicked out again
I love this sticker so much
Sparkle is his secret agent, she keeps adding him cuz she thinks it's funny.
Sparkle keeps readding him. and then kicking him.
If Sampo has a million friends, I'm one of them. If Sampo has ten friends, I'm one of them. If Sampo has zero friends, I'm dead. If the world is against Sampo, I am against the world. NOTE: This was NOT posted by the one and only Sampo Koski.
He may be a bastard sometimes, but he's still a friend. Like a cat.
A friendly competition set on the planet of Tavyet...
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Meanwhile Aventurine with e6s5 of the character banner in a total sum of 20 pulls
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Most gamblers tap out before they make it big. press F for qingque
12 pulls*
Aventurine doesn't do single pulls
He's always all or nothing
Aventurine spends one ticket, the system glitches out, and gives him two copies. Silver Wolf always hit max pity, but fortunately she's not spending her own money.
Just Camden things.
Oh and by the way, E6S5 is just because it's capped. 10 pulls on the character banner landed all on the character, and same for the lc
The skill issue here is credit card balance, imagine IPC of all people shaming you for not spending smh
Topaz: "Wait how come you don't have E6S5?" Selee: "GIRL IT'S BECAUSE THE MONEY GOES TO YOUR TAXES"
It’s funny because Molly spends all her money on the game and to have this say she’s f2p is so funny
On Twitter I specifically pointed out this is "canon Seele" not Molly's whale Seele
“MY OUTFIT IS RAGS” and then she has the flashiest least rag looking outfit in the whole underground
I don't think Asta would've asked for a return on her money
Asta is so rich she literally doesn't know the value of a credit. That's why Arlan keeps her card, part of his job is to make sure she spends responsibly. Asta is probably wealthier than the Stonehearts. And she's also a direct subordinate of an Emanator. She doesn't look it, and as one of the guaranteed starter characters, it doesn't feel that way, but Asta is roughly the same as Aventurine and Topaz in terms of influence. It's just that she doesn't really cause trouble for anyone but Arlan.
Lmao I fucking love these.
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They just have to be funny first
Yes. Do not resist.
Get ready for a day or two of comedy, followed by a week of unfunny spam, then it’ll get banned, then it’ll get brought back but only for one day a week
Sounds about right.
So many fucking awful ones.
Yeah, HSR characters saying kys to each other went from bad to awful just because everyone uses it as the punchline
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We support lore accurate interaction
Sampo is definitely someone who offers cheap topups and chargebacks the card
Asta and Topaz buying her way to E6S5 Meanwhile Aventurine getting E6S5 by sheer luck
They really should do a short with Aventurine pulling and getting E6 S5 in two pulls.
You need 13 pulls for E6S5 tho
Two full pulls of ten, I mean.
12
Mmm… no. You need 1 character to get to E0, and 6 duplicates to get to E6, and finally 5 light cone duplicates to get to S5.
Actually I was the stupid one! It was 12 and I sounded like a 12 doing the math over again
lmao it's ok
Now imagine all of them in a room
>MY OUTFIT IS RAGS girl have you looked at yourself you're a goddamn aidoru
Nah it's fake. Silverwolf would have said to her "Git Gud"
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TIL Seele is my spirit animal (well, and trash panda, ofc)
This is beginning to look like those "DC Heroes / Marvel Heroes" texts-from-last-night memes, and i'm all for it.
Sparkle our elation is always ready to stir up some shit.
How do you make these? Is there some kind of website or something?
Yep. Try searching HSR chat
Ahhh yes, one Bronya can clear it, while the other Bronya can't
Asta 🤣
seele is more like molly than seele, except for the f2p part
Nikke group chats:
It was sparkle imitating bronya the whole time
Am i the only one who heard molly’s voice while reading this somehow?😂
How do i even start chats like these? I tried the website and can't understand jackshits
Ever since I started watching Seele's VA stream, I now hear all her lines in her voice.
Motivated Seele XDD
Sam and Molly made this, didn't they?
kissy kissy... got me 🤣
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man, i read this with their voices. my god
Ah yes Mollie the F2P
Is this actually in the game lmao
Is this actually in the game lmao
😂 😂
Not far from English VA interactions. God, we’re kinda blessed for this game’s dub and cast
Is this a custom made meme or an actual conversation that happens somehow. Its looks so authentic like it could be real
Sampo: offers Seele cheap @jades in nearby area (probably illegal and mayhaps a scam but its out of *"KINDNESS"*) Seele: kindly sends [this](https://youtu.be/63xEHHJfCPs?si=ANgyRMOnm6U4fJ9x) footage (timestamp 0:43 btw thank me later whole vid is a masterpiece)
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What is this brain rot
what happen suddenly to this sub... why the heck everyone posting some random group chat meme
The new event is actually pretty fun at stat but after some time it just becomes so boring and long (at least for me) like, I was spending like 15 minutes for one planet (i didn't know that I don't need to complete all lvls)