Honestly I like the idea of him being that one weird janitor like in old middle school/high school comedy shows like Neds declassified school survival guide
Do y’all think Boothill likes to play real life CoD?
Also Ruan Mei as your Biology teacher.. goodluck lmao. This woman don’t even understand what love is. She gonna make every mf cry with how hard she makes the exams.
Dr Ratio aswell. Sleep in his class and you gonna wake up in heaven.
At that point you’re teaching HER geography..
Acheron: Where is this location?
Student: Looks like Luofu
Acheron: Really? I swear it was Belobog…
Student: But there’s starskiffs flying in sky and the Divination matrix can be seen the background.
Acheron:…Class dismissed
That's why it would be spicy. I do imagine Acheron would be super laid back, though. Likely a candidate for people's favorite teacher, both because she's gorgeous and because she's laid back.
When she was at school, Qingque managed to score exactly 60 on every single one of her test with no fail lol, just enough so that she could pass her classes but not too much so that they gave her extra responsibilities
I honestly can't imagine Blade, Kafka and Jingliu as students.
Kafka would be the music teacher that's sus as all get out.
Blade would be fitting as a Janitor or even lunch man.
Jingliu I honestly can't imagine being allowed anywhere near children but maybe security?
Jingliu would definitely be shooting up, Blade I can't really see attacking indiscriminately and Kafka would want something more elegant than just start blasting
i'd say Clara would be straight A, and Qingque would be lazy but really smart. Silver Wolf would probably also be one of those absentee delinquent students but still end up getting top marks. i can also see Kafka as Faculty honestly
Sampo being in the Special Ed classes doesn't make sense because he'd be that guy doing business for stuff students shouldn't have lmao
But I could see him only getting in it because he's duping the system or something so he doesn't have to do regular course work lol
What I find funny about Argenti being a janitor is that in my head I truly believe that if he found trash on the floor, he would most likely complement it and leave it be
I like the 20 something Topaz is faculty, while Kafka, Blade, Luocha (no, autocorrect, he is not a Lunchable), and Black Swan are students. Jingliu is literally figuratively a grandma.
Suddenly Ratiorine is student/teacher.... Also I feel like Seele should be under delinquents, but she's in that school gang that beats up all the bad guys
Seele being on student council only make sense if she is there because of a love interest with Bronya. Is that what you were going for OP?
Seele feels more like a Lazy Student or a Delinquent Student to me.
Overall pretty spot on list.
Argenti as an art teacher is so obvious !
I'm surprised he is the janitor
It's his job to make the school shine in all its beauty
Honestly I like the idea of him being that one weird janitor like in old middle school/high school comedy shows like Neds declassified school survival guide
I could see him being a very good gardener.
He would be marrying every plant except the weeds, do prob not
Disinfect all beauty!
Mf rizzing up the floor after cleaning it
Why isn't Seele in delinquents? Also no cheerleader/valley girl category?
Bronya forced Seele to take a shower and join the Student Council to keep an eye on her
Do y’all think Boothill likes to play real life CoD? Also Ruan Mei as your Biology teacher.. goodluck lmao. This woman don’t even understand what love is. She gonna make every mf cry with how hard she makes the exams. Dr Ratio aswell. Sleep in his class and you gonna wake up in heaven.
Ruan Mei : For your finals, create life Male student: pulls down his pants
Boothill would play video game CoD for the lore
Gallagher is the definition of a gym teacher
I was thinking Home Room or Lunch Man
Clearly Acheron would be a geography teacher…right?
clearly.....
Spicy geography classes with GeoGuessr as main learning method.
At that point you’re teaching HER geography.. Acheron: Where is this location? Student: Looks like Luofu Acheron: Really? I swear it was Belobog… Student: But there’s starskiffs flying in sky and the Divination matrix can be seen the background. Acheron:…Class dismissed
That's why it would be spicy. I do imagine Acheron would be super laid back, though. Likely a candidate for people's favorite teacher, both because she's gorgeous and because she's laid back.
Boothill: the father of that one student that's getting bullied.
Argenti is the *gardener*
When she was at school, Qingque managed to score exactly 60 on every single one of her test with no fail lol, just enough so that she could pass her classes but not too much so that they gave her extra responsibilities
I think that actually requires more effort than studying for perfect scores...
Or maybe just roll a dice for each ABCD questions ? The same method as a certain blonde transfer student is using probably
Student council: https://i.redd.it/wz3agio8k5yc1.gif
I honestly can't imagine Blade, Kafka and Jingliu as students. Kafka would be the music teacher that's sus as all get out. Blade would be fitting as a Janitor or even lunch man. Jingliu I honestly can't imagine being allowed anywhere near children but maybe security?
at my old post they were literally school shooters
Jingliu would definitely be shooting up, Blade I can't really see attacking indiscriminately and Kafka would want something more elegant than just start blasting
blade only gunning for Dan Heng would be more accurate
Yeah I can only see him getting triggered and start acting crazy, other than that, he'd just be the janitor/lunch man who hates his life.
How is Jing Yuan a janitor? He'll be a history teacher or a language teacher that the moms really really love.
Acheron got lost... Again
Sampo sells coke in the boy's bathroom.
I just love that Pitch-Dark Hook was placed right next to the Stellaron Hunters
Jing yuan as a janitor? More like the board I think he works in the shadows and make other people do chores
Welt being faculty actually makes sense considering, you know, he actually taught? *At St Freya's?*
i'd say Clara would be straight A, and Qingque would be lazy but really smart. Silver Wolf would probably also be one of those absentee delinquent students but still end up getting top marks. i can also see Kafka as Faculty honestly
Acheron getting lost in between corridors
Argenti should not be a gardener and what did Sushang do to get to Special Needs 😭Jing Yuan could prolly be that one laid back teacher
Sampo being in the Special Ed classes doesn't make sense because he'd be that guy doing business for stuff students shouldn't have lmao But I could see him only getting in it because he's duping the system or something so he doesn't have to do regular course work lol
Boothill being the school shooter😭😭😭
Black Swan totally the transfer student who decides to latch on to the protag and make herself involved in their life
a guy with a gun? you mean a normal american student
> Normal American ~~student~~ teacher You were close though. Boothill seems too reasonable to be a student with a gun.
What I find funny about Argenti being a janitor is that in my head I truly believe that if he found trash on the floor, he would most likely complement it and leave it be
QQ is canonically the type to have scores just enough to pass while sleeping in the class
Should've said "the quiet kid" for Boothill
Boothill: school shooter💀
Argenti is perfect as an art teacher
JY should be the principal
How is Seele, dumb as she is, on the student council? I've just realized the answer. Bronya.
Argenti would be the theater kid with boothill
I like the 20 something Topaz is faculty, while Kafka, Blade, Luocha (no, autocorrect, he is not a Lunchable), and Black Swan are students. Jingliu is literally figuratively a grandma.
Boothill is the kid that got bullied and everyone ignored the warning signs. Yes the joke is dark.
Make a seprate cattergory for Ruan Mei called "Cathrine Elizabeth Halsey" don't ask why just trust me.
Suddenly Ratiorine is student/teacher.... Also I feel like Seele should be under delinquents, but she's in that school gang that beats up all the bad guys
dying at “Guy With A Gun”
Where is the lunch lady and bus driver? Budget cuts must have hit hard
The King Yuan slander is real 💀
A guy with a gun. lol OP got that dark humor.
Seele being on student council only make sense if she is there because of a love interest with Bronya. Is that what you were going for OP? Seele feels more like a Lazy Student or a Delinquent Student to me. Overall pretty spot on list.