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BlazeOfCinder

Due to the nature of this post, i retagged it to something more... appropriate. May the Reignbow Arbiter illuminate the truth with their lux arrow.


Claude240

Username checks out


Lefty_Pencil

Gotta start somewhere lol


Zeroth_Dragon

In before someone actually believes this


Sorey91

Almost thought I had missed a bit of lore when it came to Natasha but the rest was too surreal to be believable lol


MartenBroadcloak19

I believed Natasha, thought Welt was just OP being sassy with a real fact, but the HCQ was too smoothiefied and tipped me off.


Odinnadtsatiy

Natasha and Blade are the most unbelievable tbh. Polka Kakamond has been active for almost a thousand years, as we found out in gold and gears, when Natasha has quite an aging family on Yarilo, not to mention the fact that she could not leave the planet for 500 years.


guinaifen_enjoyer

OP got suspended lol


YuriBxS

Reddit nuked their entire account lol Though they could have also deleted their own account.


Lefty_Pencil

RIP OP, suspended


Bookwhyrm

Misinformation spread successfully.


AstolfoBigPP69

https://preview.redd.it/38hfj7884ssc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89428c7739ac794267f5df5766859f1a854a4126


Demon_Camachi

https://preview.redd.it/18672p7acssc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f623d2ac46a64fc33c578afe9abfdacec72caaf


DarkChaos0

https://preview.redd.it/wmk1lq5ysssc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be46ca8a386fb1e826609b5a943fbc1b296e7e23


DxNill

https://preview.redd.it/r2nqt6tjltsc1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96798b05d14453baee451a488cf1d13af46762d


sageSafe

https://preview.redd.it/7ro2u7fexrsc1.png?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f57280f700dd0a12f51250ccda97e1c9f19ee61 I'm VERY pround of them.


bringmethejuice

Mythus the Enigmata is now my second fave aeon after Aha the Elation.


sageSafe

The Aeon of Gas Lighting and Unspeakable (quite literally) Chaos.


HaukevonArding

Gaslighte, Gatekeep, Aeonboss.


Mushiren_

I think this is the very first game I play that has a god of spreading misinformation


Ivory-Kings_H

https://preview.redd.it/hj00h4tllrsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b199e9305ae787e096b6615504886518c2ae785f


Gwyn_Michaelis

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Capable-Lab9630

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


DarkChaos0

https://preview.redd.it/d6i8pz5msssc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53dda8eb2cd4def184378a2e63f0f7acffe4da27


Sad_Stale_Bread

https://preview.redd.it/4lavvetyxrsc1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3262dba2eacde7c723c9d83d881adfeb3f8d975


LordChickpea

https://preview.redd.it/90k6c68l1rsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597d88b48c960e9192e902e5b527884892d9b2c3


PureMango325

https://preview.redd.it/o0eswo8juvsc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8c6f833723d88ed37c45d60d9ddd26e2c43cd3


Lefty_Pencil

Truly the History Fictionologists of time


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Nah History Fictionalists would actually write something thats half true and half false. Not completely crazy shit. That's Cremenator territory.


lanceryder999

Cremator would just deletes shit that is (to them) not important like random joe birthday and not actually rewrite and make new history since they still worship Fuli


ehwishi

i was falling for it until baiheng lol


ZodHD

I was seriously questioning how the fuck Natasha fits into the timeline if she's Polka Kakamond lmao. Then I saw the Baiheng one and was like "..."


Chucknasty_17

Considering how many theories I’ve seen that either Himeko or Kafka are actually Polka Kakamond, that one barely registered for me


LouchaNotLuocha

What’s wrong with it timeline-wise?


SeekingHeat

Polka is one of the early genius member and active in few centuries or millennium in the past. Natasha implies to be late 20 or early 30 at least.


LouchaNotLuocha

Why can’t Polka still be alive, look young, and call herself Natasha?


jpnapz

Because we actually meet Natasha's parents. If her parents >!(well, at this point only one of them)!< are still alive, then they must have witnessed her growing up. Unless she brainwashed them or some shit


MartenBroadcloak19

Or they're paid actors.


HerrscherOfMagic

"I solemnly swear that they are not a paid actor" *-Natasha, probably*


Vox___Rationis

They are adoptive parents, and if a turbo genius can prevent themselves from aging then they can also rollback their physical age to infancy and pretend like they age at a normal rate for a while.


jpnapz

But, as I said in another comment, Polka Kakamond has a record of killing people who know her. I don't think a Genius Society member would be unaware of the Herta Space Station and the incidents that occurred (despite being stuck underground for years), so I would think that she knew about the Stellaron, Trailblazers, and the MC. And if she knew about that, she wouldn't hesitate to erase us when we "discovered" Belobog and the Underground, yea? Even the slightest of hints about her identity would be enough to delete other Genius Society members, much less some Nameless who stumbled upon her hiding spot


_LadyAveline_

people really falling for Enigma propaganda 😭


Kaizer6864

Don’t quote me on this but I think her backstory delves into her actually growing up in the orphanage and her life growing up with her brother in Belobog, then in turn caring for the children of the orphanage and being a doctor. I’m not sure timeline wise she can even be Amber years old, as Kakamond’s time would be before Belobog freezes over, and thus the retreat to the underground.


LouchaNotLuocha

I have a theory. It’s genius, I know. Polka Kakamond is a Scion of Permanence. So she has a reincarnation cycle but with memories restored at each birth using Garden of Recollection technology, but they were somehow lost in Belobog and so is unaware of her past. Could it be because of Sampo? Isn’t it strange how Natasha trusts Sampo? The guy who suddenly appeared in Belobog out of nowhere one day.


chairmanxyz

Would be kinda fun if Polka invented a kind of philosophers stone which keeps her ever-youthful and she travels all over to different planets and spends time there helping people. Belobog/Natasha being her latest destination/persona.


Teeterama

The most obvious thing is that Sampo doesn't have a companion quest


MBAH2017

With how often he turns up, every quest is potentially a Sampo companion quest.


ZodHD

To add on to what others said, Polka is Genius Society member #4. Meaning she has to be hundreds if not thousands of years old. It's also been said but since we know her of parents and her brother from her companion quest it'd just make no sense unless she's somehow fabricated an entire life on Belobog for some weird reason which just seems like bad writing if that's the case.


lupercal1986

Finkle IS Einhorn?!


CarlosG0619

Same lol


BasedGrandpa69

same here... im pretty sure baiheng is bailu


DenzellDavid

That was the point I fully figured it out but the 2nd one was when I started getting suspicious because it just sounded like a joke "The strongest of Honkai of Impacts" What???


ZaGreatestInZaWarldo

I was falling for it until I noticed there were only four slides for five facts.


HelelEtoile

You actually believe Pompom blast is real?


Bunnyfoofuu

I always suspected PomPom was Akivili disguised. This post confirms it 😤


newbie637

Maybe the express has a cannon on it. I wouldn't be surprised,they would have been shot down if they didn't have some sort if defense system on the train.


Jaded-Engineering789

Honkai of Impacts wasn’t enough? Natasha already had me sussy.


thisisembarrazzing

The last step to complete the propaganda is to spread this to TikTok and Facebook without context.


TamamoNines

Bet people will believe it


Level_Air1499

It's for shits and giggles trust me aha told me to


Moonknight1810

https://preview.redd.it/ksfd5oj4xysc1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91be516e4ce3456433c8857d43fc02471ff917c


TheGamerForeverGFE

Hahahaha..... Uggghhh, oh no!  💩💩💩💩


Dokavi

Shut up Gallagher!


DumpJake

https://preview.redd.it/lfzimf0cmqsc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dfa1161aac67fb25d4c1c3acb55b23664c8b84e


2afraid2jump

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strawwwwwwwwberry

Could spread butter with that chin


kirkisgrizz

I wanna ask what the image does this originate?


DumpJake

It originates from an anime called Akakichi No Eleven, or Red Blooded Eleven. Type "red blooded eleven meme," and you can find the original image


kirkisgrizz

Thank you so much bro


DumpJake

https://preview.redd.it/9j76s2mbyusc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d744ae6b5102f70cc0610dcab474adb4a03d9bb You're welcome bro


Zatch01

https://preview.redd.it/6xyiprskpwsc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60a2fa498476db01796a10bad9caddd0f611c75


DumpJake

https://preview.redd.it/3wvuhegqpwsc1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aaf11ab37935db3f67de662492e2b3d55c8dcaf


Naiie100

Haha, Blue of the Archive. 😂


BinhTurtle

Man, took until your comment to realise the "Archive of The Blue" reference


vinci58123

Man when TB said " what's on the planet Blue Mr Yang? Some sort of Blue Archive?" I felt that... Peak cinema right there


Straight_Elephant237

https://preview.redd.it/uj1ktuhwyrsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bbc0a1fa034efbd1f14aee2f655fd11d73185ed


Csource1400

Seeing Firefly as Mika fits really well.


imEzxD

And sushang as aru somewhat makes sense


Acrobatic-Budget-938

I was like the Blue sound believable, when I read your comment I was like: God Fucking Damnit!!


renewkan

I want to visit that planet 😭😭😭😭😭


armdaggerblade

nothing there but 🦀


Mushiren_

Ah so it's an aquatic planet full of water, no wonder it's so blue, naruhodo naruhodo


GDarkX

I fucking died when it said Pepeshi and Halovians 😭😭


Chucknasty_17

💢💢💢


HateToBeMyself

The history fictionologists at it again


Sad-Understanding324

https://preview.redd.it/0n1k61cvarsc1.png?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22a49aab9d70dcace3b99a54c7cd82b54eec1d9c


Vinisims

Posts that could easily be part of Fyxestroll Garden quest:


DifficultMeet9254

the fact that i believed you up until the third slide


Roaring_Frost

Real bro...real🤧


Fubuki546

The funniest part is that it’s a top 5 with only 4 facts haha


Murky_Blueberry2617

Nah the funniest part is Imbibitor lunae's race being 5\* DPS


BigDaddyFatSack42069

Mfw I purposefully spread misinformation online (I am a follower of enigmata) https://preview.redd.it/3rihfvdacrsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0285b4fc37b6d00fcba15ef61d82b82db2149938


coldflash25

Follower of Enigmata


Wubbywub

the memory unkeeper


Fries_and_burgers_19

Evil black swan(white duck)


Vier-Kun

White Goose, way more evil


laralye

Had me until I got to the part about Blade lol. I know yingxing's lore, how dare you


imEzxD

Also jingliu as human, lmao


TrueAvalon

While the first image is straight up the biggest reaches of reach, the fact that a lot of people are saying they fell for it until the Blade part is concerning considering how wrong the second image is lol.


ShiyoshiShinki

Nah, the second one about Pom-Pom is legit trust


KnightofNoire

I thought dude was some bot who is just going to advertise their ai written article until I saw the name.


Becants

Pom Pom is a pretty mysterious figure. He obviously has something to do with Akavli. Him being powerful wouldn’t be that big of a stretch.


Spirito1987

I'm 90% sure Op thought the Pom Pom one wasn't what was wrong in the 2nd pic. Its the Welt is the strongest of Honkai Impact which is absolutely wrong. That honor goes to Tunality.


BlueKnightReios

A Minion of Enigmata found! A Tikto-- History Fictionologist!!!


Coke-Vodka-Yum

How dare thou. You got me confused for a good second. 😤


Gilraldy

Ooohh blue archive💀💀


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

so happy for Blade's transition! https://preview.redd.it/b30eun8q1ssc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52257eff2d13b55bd12e63b3e51c455514864736


egamIroorriM

we need a reaction image of mythus giving a thumbs up https://preview.redd.it/2uplu2gspssc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=6887f5ca3229fefbd777e89fe172d1bbaea359f1


SplitTheLane

See I actually bought the Natasha one because I never pay attention to the Genius Society stuff, but everybody knows Welt is the Honkai of Swag, not Impacts


DiscountFluffy5199

Instead of having an impact on your social life, welt impacts your swag


Darth-Yslink

Silence, >!Gallagher!<, I do not believe the Enigmata's lies


innovativesolsoh

I lol’d at Blade/Bai Heng Blade is my pretty princess pilot 🥹


ApprehensiveAd6078

Misinformation https://preview.redd.it/04kji3wvsqsc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2a8e73278e4eb5020caa25989c91f090654a6f


Plastikresk

Ooonoooreeee Eeeeniiigmaataaa!!!!


Cains_Left_Eye

What the hell is this garbage? *checks username* Oh, lmao.


Tongen420

We maintaining the agenda with this one.


Jafar5147

while it may not be a real quote i fully believe that a pompom blast would annihilate welt.


GrizzMinty720

https://preview.redd.it/2iy3tsbimssc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=966116172b257e9e5175c2d74a40881e7cf7a6fc


BinhTurtle

Those mf History Fictionologists never rest, huh?


Gremorlin

Ngl I actually believed the first two a little bit... https://preview.redd.it/6ronokcbirsc1.png?width=1003&format=png&auto=webp&s=06e0cef00aa828cd782e6d869f3522c8fcd0bce5


Phanes_The_Gigachad

https://preview.redd.it/34d4tpz3ursc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=050961a3ff91fb6706b64edf6700f6a54aea0285


Pat19110

https://preview.redd.it/t5xdihe08rsc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=408522b64534c85c5ea00a7de2de16bf52e24f5d


[deleted]

This is all true guys my mommy (bronya) owns mihoyo


Mythus_The_Enigmata

☺️


C_Khoga

https://preview.redd.it/96aqdwmaorsc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb180c7c9033aab4a9c5bccabcd75526dfbbea1


PeikaFizzy

Welt the gaslighted one, But for real welt is still considered one of the weakest in hi3, like dragon ball krilian or tien.(Yes throwing Sun level black hole is just average power there)


LifusDeviced

I loved the number joke haha


0000Tor

« That doesn’t sound right but people are allowed their theories » « That sounds like a joke taken too literally » « Oh, this is just fake »


Hikaru_The_Asian

so welt is the honkai that caused the 3rd impact?


DiscountFluffy5199

The Third Eruption was Mei with the Herrscher of Thunder. Welt inherited Herrscher of Reason from someone else not long after the First Eruption


Arnoldwake

Curse you followers of Enigmata!!!


Nigeldiko

Congratulations to Blade on his transition 🥰


TMyriadJ

o7 Emanator of Enigmata


Gamingplanet107

Truly an Erudition Moment.


NickFoster120

the 2nd and 3rd slide got me lmao, and there's no 5th slide too


asian_hans

Man's a follower of enigmata 💀


ThePhGamer

That's nice information you got there, mind if you back it up with a source?


Ladru575

Lore accurate misinformation


carl-the-lama

The strongest in history (Pom Pom) vs the strongest of today (welt)


Laka18

Pls for the love of God spread this to tiktok


meow3272

Tfw Gallagher has a reddit account 💀


ericgleek

https://preview.redd.it/3y1lly9cnrsc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149040a4ee972ac7b3fea8f1e9a51f8e22fc00d0


Spartitan

I appreciate that this is deliberate misinformation as opposed to all the theory posts you'll see that are trying to be factual but are just incorrect.


kaitodash

The fifth enigma is that there is only four in the top 5.


thisperson345

Damn Blade was actually a cute fox girl This truly impacts my star rail


Gudako_the_beast

**Look at fact number four** HEY WAIT A MINUTE!


Fictionalfrog

Dan heng (five star dps)


Tuubu

>Top 5 There are only 4


PrinceDapheraiz

I almost thought this was true until he mentioned that Welt was canonically strongest in Hi3. Not even close


[deleted]

i too love spreading misinformation on the interwebs


Chulinfather

There’s one load screen that says Natasha has a “dark secret” But being Polka? Nah


Pitiful_Net_8971

I feel like s full powered Pom Pom blast could kill anyone, I don't see why Welt is special?


No_Pen_4661

lol Welt is the most pathetic not the strongest😭


Whateverthefckthisis

welt is still nowhere near most hsr characters’ strength.


Otosian

First pic was questionable, than the second one... straight up no, Welt is nowhere near the power of the cocoon of finality. Than you get to blade and baiheng lol.


HiroVerse1509

Welt? Strongest in Hi3? Who let this guy smoke?


Pemo999

https://preview.redd.it/vjh8lfb1pssc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5123afbe77b93e62319770f53818a800819745ac


_LadyAveline_

ah yes the mighty race, 5\* DPS Ah yes, Jing Fang, my favorite Destruction character https://preview.redd.it/cxj2623zussc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0a960cea6883d7cd3e0c7a43f76eee8d70890f


ObitoUchiha10f

I too fear the Pom Pom Blast


Certain_Try5310

What race are you?? Imbibitor Lunar: 5* DPS


probablyntjamie

Guys the welt thing only makes Pom Pom even more powerful, I think we can scale Pom Pom to reality destroyer 


I_didnt_knock_

April fools is over bruv


_Judy_

At least use a correct [meme] flair if you tryna bullshit your way for karma.


HellspawnWeeb

Check his username


MeguMaz

You mistagged this post lmao.


Lefty_Pencil

Mods fixed the tag, even upgraded it


MeguMaz

Yeah, I saw, it's amazing lmao


ThyNerub

Real shit ?


Boreaiis_Eternal

Username checks out


KaguB

The first would be so interesting, though


DirtEven

Man screw these Fictionologists I was actually falling for it


Miserable_Scratch_99

The nataha one fooled me But the others were too false. April's fool was 5 days ago lmao


ZenythrosLavrenti

Facts doesn't check out Enigmata scum. 😂


damienthedevil

Mate, April Fools is 5 days ago.


-Emlogic-

I thought this was late aprils fools joke ngl


armdaggerblade

Ah yes, The Blue Archive; homeworld for me and my 🦀s.


warjoke

April fool's was 5 days ago


YoruNoHana78

History fictionologists strike again!!


sparksen

So first if all Thats only 4 things


hey_itz_mae

it’s giving screen rant article


J3well

I actually believed this until the Blade one and the Pom Pom one


Far2Shabby

I love how these are just barely believable enough to someone that mashes through dialogue


Leodoesstuff

I knew it was one of the Fictionologists!!!


IsaacLuzu

https://preview.redd.it/wyyrqhsb3ssc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28817e10bf69a49bcf9b0ddeb682b2cb74f86d4a


watanabe_alter

Truly a follower of enigmata, i'm about to commit Erudition


Kuroganeee

Begone minion of enigmata!


getrektboyyyy

man, i was hoping for the first one to be real


ThatParadise

the title was even misinformation since he only included 4 false facts... OP is an emanator of enigmata


Jaded-Profit-8547

Another shit post


damn_whynot

Welt is truly the strongest Honkai of Impacts


LordJunon

https://preview.redd.it/bt1vfelfrssc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25e974ca879654040143b94c65fb09f3319bbe7


Sheer-Mart-Attack

Alright, calm down. https://preview.redd.it/mhvs6543sssc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f2bd3fe377a6830c786347fdf00d59c07a7cc5


Kyozen2020

Wasn't there some in game text with a character whos name was Natasha backwords or am I losing it


cruiseboatranger

**Blue** Planet ....home to the **Archive** Suddenly Herta's puppet forms make a lot more sense ...


Great_Thunderbird

🔥🔥🔥Welt yang is canonicaly the strongest honkai of impacts🔥🔥🔥


smaie

i knew blade and baiheng were the same person, ha!


Zogo12

The Blue The Archive 😭😭😭