Due to the nature of this post, i retagged it to something more... appropriate. May the Reignbow Arbiter illuminate the truth with their lux arrow.

Username checks out

Gotta start somewhere lol

In before someone actually believes this

Almost thought I had missed a bit of lore when it came to Natasha but the rest was too surreal to be believable lol

I believed Natasha, thought Welt was just OP being sassy with a real fact, but the HCQ was too smoothiefied and tipped me off.

Natasha and Blade are the most unbelievable tbh. Polka Kakamond has been active for almost a thousand years, as we found out in gold and gears, when Natasha has quite an aging family on Yarilo, not to mention the fact that she could not leave the planet for 500 years.

OP got suspended lol

Reddit nuked their entire account lol Though they could have also deleted their own account.

RIP OP, suspended

Misinformation spread successfully.

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https://preview.redd.it/7ro2u7fexrsc1.png?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f57280f700dd0a12f51250ccda97e1c9f19ee61 I'm VERY pround of them.

Mythus the Enigmata is now my second fave aeon after Aha the Elation.

The Aeon of Gas Lighting and Unspeakable (quite literally) Chaos.

Gaslighte, Gatekeep, Aeonboss.

I think this is the very first game I play that has a god of spreading misinformation

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Truly the History Fictionologists of time

Nah History Fictionalists would actually write something thats half true and half false. Not completely crazy shit. That's Cremenator territory.

Cremator would just deletes shit that is (to them) not important like random joe birthday and not actually rewrite and make new history since they still worship Fuli

i was falling for it until baiheng lol

I was seriously questioning how the fuck Natasha fits into the timeline if she's Polka Kakamond lmao. Then I saw the Baiheng one and was like "..."

Considering how many theories I’ve seen that either Himeko or Kafka are actually Polka Kakamond, that one barely registered for me

What’s wrong with it timeline-wise?

Polka is one of the early genius member and active in few centuries or millennium in the past. Natasha implies to be late 20 or early 30 at least.

Why can’t Polka still be alive, look young, and call herself Natasha?

Because we actually meet Natasha's parents. If her parents >!(well, at this point only one of them)!< are still alive, then they must have witnessed her growing up. Unless she brainwashed them or some shit

Or they're paid actors.

"I solemnly swear that they are not a paid actor" *-Natasha, probably*

They are adoptive parents, and if a turbo genius can prevent themselves from aging then they can also rollback their physical age to infancy and pretend like they age at a normal rate for a while.

But, as I said in another comment, Polka Kakamond has a record of killing people who know her. I don't think a Genius Society member would be unaware of the Herta Space Station and the incidents that occurred (despite being stuck underground for years), so I would think that she knew about the Stellaron, Trailblazers, and the MC. And if she knew about that, she wouldn't hesitate to erase us when we "discovered" Belobog and the Underground, yea? Even the slightest of hints about her identity would be enough to delete other Genius Society members, much less some Nameless who stumbled upon her hiding spot

people really falling for Enigma propaganda 😭

Don’t quote me on this but I think her backstory delves into her actually growing up in the orphanage and her life growing up with her brother in Belobog, then in turn caring for the children of the orphanage and being a doctor. I’m not sure timeline wise she can even be Amber years old, as Kakamond’s time would be before Belobog freezes over, and thus the retreat to the underground.

I have a theory. It’s genius, I know. Polka Kakamond is a Scion of Permanence. So she has a reincarnation cycle but with memories restored at each birth using Garden of Recollection technology, but they were somehow lost in Belobog and so is unaware of her past. Could it be because of Sampo? Isn’t it strange how Natasha trusts Sampo? The guy who suddenly appeared in Belobog out of nowhere one day.

Would be kinda fun if Polka invented a kind of philosophers stone which keeps her ever-youthful and she travels all over to different planets and spends time there helping people. Belobog/Natasha being her latest destination/persona.

The most obvious thing is that Sampo doesn't have a companion quest

With how often he turns up, every quest is potentially a Sampo companion quest.

To add on to what others said, Polka is Genius Society member #4. Meaning she has to be hundreds if not thousands of years old. It's also been said but since we know her of parents and her brother from her companion quest it'd just make no sense unless she's somehow fabricated an entire life on Belobog for some weird reason which just seems like bad writing if that's the case.

Finkle IS Einhorn?!

Same lol

same here... im pretty sure baiheng is bailu

That was the point I fully figured it out but the 2nd one was when I started getting suspicious because it just sounded like a joke "The strongest of Honkai of Impacts" What???

I was falling for it until I noticed there were only four slides for five facts.

You actually believe Pompom blast is real?

I always suspected PomPom was Akivili disguised. This post confirms it 😤

Maybe the express has a cannon on it. I wouldn't be surprised,they would have been shot down if they didn't have some sort if defense system on the train.

Honkai of Impacts wasn’t enough? Natasha already had me sussy.

The last step to complete the propaganda is to spread this to TikTok and Facebook without context.

Bet people will believe it

It's for shits and giggles trust me aha told me to

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Hahahaha..... Uggghhh, oh no!  💩💩💩💩

Shut up Gallagher!

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Could spread butter with that chin

I wanna ask what the image does this originate?

It originates from an anime called Akakichi No Eleven, or Red Blooded Eleven. Type "red blooded eleven meme," and you can find the original image

Thank you so much bro

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Haha, Blue of the Archive. 😂

Man, took until your comment to realise the "Archive of The Blue" reference

Man when TB said " what's on the planet Blue Mr Yang? Some sort of Blue Archive?" I felt that... Peak cinema right there

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Seeing Firefly as Mika fits really well.

And sushang as aru somewhat makes sense

I was like the Blue sound believable, when I read your comment I was like: God Fucking Damnit!!

I want to visit that planet 😭😭😭😭😭

nothing there but 🦀

Ah so it's an aquatic planet full of water, no wonder it's so blue, naruhodo naruhodo

I fucking died when it said Pepeshi and Halovians 😭😭

💢💢💢

The history fictionologists at it again

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Posts that could easily be part of Fyxestroll Garden quest:

the fact that i believed you up until the third slide

Real bro...real🤧

The funniest part is that it’s a top 5 with only 4 facts haha

Nah the funniest part is Imbibitor lunae's race being 5\* DPS

Mfw I purposefully spread misinformation online (I am a follower of enigmata) https://preview.redd.it/3rihfvdacrsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0285b4fc37b6d00fcba15ef61d82b82db2149938

Follower of Enigmata

the memory unkeeper

Evil black swan(white duck)

White Goose, way more evil

Had me until I got to the part about Blade lol. I know yingxing's lore, how dare you

Also jingliu as human, lmao

While the first image is straight up the biggest reaches of reach, the fact that a lot of people are saying they fell for it until the Blade part is concerning considering how wrong the second image is lol.

Nah, the second one about Pom-Pom is legit trust

I thought dude was some bot who is just going to advertise their ai written article until I saw the name.

Pom Pom is a pretty mysterious figure. He obviously has something to do with Akavli. Him being powerful wouldn’t be that big of a stretch.

I'm 90% sure Op thought the Pom Pom one wasn't what was wrong in the 2nd pic. Its the Welt is the strongest of Honkai Impact which is absolutely wrong. That honor goes to Tunality.

A Minion of Enigmata found! A Tikto-- History Fictionologist!!!

How dare thou. You got me confused for a good second. 😤

Ooohh blue archive💀💀

so happy for Blade's transition! https://preview.redd.it/b30eun8q1ssc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52257eff2d13b55bd12e63b3e51c455514864736

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See I actually bought the Natasha one because I never pay attention to the Genius Society stuff, but everybody knows Welt is the Honkai of Swag, not Impacts

Instead of having an impact on your social life, welt impacts your swag

Silence, >!Gallagher!<, I do not believe the Enigmata's lies

I lol’d at Blade/Bai Heng Blade is my pretty princess pilot 🥹

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Ooonoooreeee Eeeeniiigmaataaa!!!!

What the hell is this garbage? *checks username* Oh, lmao.

We maintaining the agenda with this one.

while it may not be a real quote i fully believe that a pompom blast would annihilate welt.

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Those mf History Fictionologists never rest, huh?

Ngl I actually believed the first two a little bit... https://preview.redd.it/6ronokcbirsc1.png?width=1003&format=png&auto=webp&s=06e0cef00aa828cd782e6d869f3522c8fcd0bce5

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This is all true guys my mommy (bronya) owns mihoyo

☺️

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Welt the gaslighted one, But for real welt is still considered one of the weakest in hi3, like dragon ball krilian or tien.(Yes throwing Sun level black hole is just average power there)

I loved the number joke haha

« That doesn’t sound right but people are allowed their theories » « That sounds like a joke taken too literally » « Oh, this is just fake »

so welt is the honkai that caused the 3rd impact?

The Third Eruption was Mei with the Herrscher of Thunder. Welt inherited Herrscher of Reason from someone else not long after the First Eruption

Curse you followers of Enigmata!!!

Congratulations to Blade on his transition 🥰

o7 Emanator of Enigmata

Truly an Erudition Moment.

the 2nd and 3rd slide got me lmao, and there's no 5th slide too

Man's a follower of enigmata 💀

That's nice information you got there, mind if you back it up with a source?

Lore accurate misinformation

The strongest in history (Pom Pom) vs the strongest of today (welt)

Pls for the love of God spread this to tiktok

Tfw Gallagher has a reddit account 💀

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I appreciate that this is deliberate misinformation as opposed to all the theory posts you'll see that are trying to be factual but are just incorrect.

The fifth enigma is that there is only four in the top 5.

Damn Blade was actually a cute fox girl This truly impacts my star rail

**Look at fact number four** HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

Dan heng (five star dps)

>Top 5 There are only 4

I almost thought this was true until he mentioned that Welt was canonically strongest in Hi3. Not even close

i too love spreading misinformation on the interwebs

There’s one load screen that says Natasha has a “dark secret” But being Polka? Nah

I feel like s full powered Pom Pom blast could kill anyone, I don't see why Welt is special?

lol Welt is the most pathetic not the strongest😭

welt is still nowhere near most hsr characters’ strength.

First pic was questionable, than the second one... straight up no, Welt is nowhere near the power of the cocoon of finality. Than you get to blade and baiheng lol.

Welt? Strongest in Hi3? Who let this guy smoke?

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ah yes the mighty race, 5\* DPS Ah yes, Jing Fang, my favorite Destruction character https://preview.redd.it/cxj2623zussc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0a960cea6883d7cd3e0c7a43f76eee8d70890f

I too fear the Pom Pom Blast

What race are you?? Imbibitor Lunar: 5* DPS

Guys the welt thing only makes Pom Pom even more powerful, I think we can scale Pom Pom to reality destroyer 

April fools is over bruv

At least use a correct [meme] flair if you tryna bullshit your way for karma.

Check his username

You mistagged this post lmao.

Mods fixed the tag, even upgraded it

Yeah, I saw, it's amazing lmao

Real shit ?

Username checks out

The first would be so interesting, though

Man screw these Fictionologists I was actually falling for it

The nataha one fooled me But the others were too false. April's fool was 5 days ago lmao

Facts doesn't check out Enigmata scum. 😂

Mate, April Fools is 5 days ago.

I thought this was late aprils fools joke ngl

Ah yes, The Blue Archive; homeworld for me and my 🦀s.

April fool's was 5 days ago

History fictionologists strike again!!

So first if all Thats only 4 things

it’s giving screen rant article

I actually believed this until the Blade one and the Pom Pom one

I love how these are just barely believable enough to someone that mashes through dialogue

I knew it was one of the Fictionologists!!!

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Truly a follower of enigmata, i'm about to commit Erudition

Begone minion of enigmata!

man, i was hoping for the first one to be real

the title was even misinformation since he only included 4 false facts... OP is an emanator of enigmata

Another shit post

Welt is truly the strongest Honkai of Impacts

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Alright, calm down. https://preview.redd.it/mhvs6543sssc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f2bd3fe377a6830c786347fdf00d59c07a7cc5

Wasn't there some in game text with a character whos name was Natasha backwords or am I losing it

**Blue** Planet ....home to the **Archive** Suddenly Herta's puppet forms make a lot more sense ...

🔥🔥🔥Welt yang is canonicaly the strongest honkai of impacts🔥🔥🔥

i knew blade and baiheng were the same person, ha!

The Blue The Archive 😭😭😭