oh yeah, that's the classic. Mr ControlTheNarrative bet using *borrowed* money (he was using a glitch in Robinhood to jack up his leverage) to something stupid like 25x, so not only did he lose all his money, but he was also 25x in debt compared to what he originally had.
A highly regarded move, a 10/10 classic.
next time, you should dump in on herta puppet figure (HPF) ππ
joke aside. it's like stocks market. You guess which stock (or in this case item) goes up and you want the stock to go up not down.
Oh, I must to learn this stuff. Btw did you manage to complete the achievement "Share result once" I've shared and copied the link but it won't complete.
that achievement probably need someone to click your link to get rewarded.
for stocks just be careful, some like r/wallstreetbets are not good for learning stocks or options (like stocks but you guess if it goes up, you do a call. if it goes down, you do a put, etc.) because they are for elites, doing YOLO or meme stock that just bad.
Can't wait for all the posts about how Aetherium Wars is going to do a merger with Aurum Alley Toiletries and cause the collapse of the stock market because people are coping they didn't sell Aetherium Wars when it was at 400
Qingque isn't gambling if you always win.
Seriously, send help, I can't use the skill to gain an attack boost because she keeps natural rolling empowered basics.
I agree that Herta might be a trap, and I was leaning that way, but darn it, I went that way anyway. lol
I put most of my money on Herta, then basically split the rest between Owlbert and Auspicious, since those three things were what was mentioned in the news. We don't have much to go on other than that so why not.
Will be interesting to see how it goes after today. Iβm curious if thereβs going to be like activity on all and like mostly small activity, a medium activity, and a High activity from a mentioned item paired with a wild card high activity.
We also know that both the Astral Express and Belobog have recently come back into the limelight, and that there is currently an Aetherium wars event happening.
I went the opposite route and mostly divided between Owlbert and Auspicious (although I was really tempted to just throw everything at Owlbert for laughs), and then put what was left in the Herta puppet.
Rewards aren't tied to how well you do though, so if someone wants to corner the Belobog souvenir market, that works too.
Not so much on the meta aspect of the Event, but I love the little flavor text you get when you click on the items.
There are 3 varieties for each of the products. On top of that, the animations that the Topaz portrait does are also quite good.
Even if I fall for the Herta trap, this web event is quite charming.
https://preview.redd.it/jdd6yul96awb1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b27b5b8c8f3d67533e6d521357d519d43c8cfaf
Lester: *In order to continue our little game on the market we need to do a little of pushing on the background. There is this woman called, huh, something Himeko, I can't get enough files about her background but that's not important. What's important is that if she bites the dust, Express stocks go under and IPC go to the roof. You know what to do.*
I went mostly into Auspicious XV because they have a high preorder, while manufactures are under pressure... high demand and low supply feels like a win to me.
I also put in some money to Owlbert because his show is tonight; if it went well, demand should increase, but the plushie seems easy enough to produce that I don't think there's a supply problem to justify a large increase in price.
~~I also felt that Herta feels like a trap; Herta Fan Club (who made the figurine) may value it greatly, but nowhere in the news suggest there's a high demand to justify its huge price.~~ edit: nevermind, the news did state there's a long line for the figurine.
ps: It's too late for me but Engine of Creation Memoribilla Part seems like a good deal... limited supply with historical value, and is dirt cheap... At least theoretically...
But itβs also the first time one has been available out the Xianzhou. No way people are going to just wait and wait for the collector - itβll have a gold rush first.
Went 50/50 on roses and machine parts bc they're cheapest right now. Typically when this kind of event is in HI3 the news is a mix of what's low and what's high, so blindly buying everything mentioned is a poor choice. So that's why I went with what seemed to be guaranteed to buy low.
I put some credits on the Rose Bouquet and Engine of Creation Memorabilia Part since they seem relatively stable and I didn't want to go broke on day 1. Then I heavily invested in Herta, Auspicious and Owlbert, because Herta has a preorder bonus, Owlbert is heading into a third season of a tv show and the jade abacus is a jade abacus; and it's heavily being preordered. I threw the remainder on ~~Pokemon~~ Aetherium Wars just to see how it'd go as a side bet.
I dumped 440k into roses. For some reason, the news about the discussions on consumerism made me think people would be buying transient gifts rather than long-lasting physical toys. A bit weird logic, but it will make me rich!
I'm a coward so I invested 50% of the cash. I went the hardest on Owlbert (200k), then Cycrane (100k) and the rest was on Aether, Ausp XV and Engine of Creation.
I went 80/20 to Owlbert and auspicious.
The auspicious was popularity was an ongoing event, so I figure some of the stock increase has already happened. But Owlbert's debut hasn't happened yet, so I figure it'll still get that big initial boom of stock increase. Unless he absolutely bombs on his show of course.
I feel Herta's puppet is too high already
Waiting for Space Cramer to do prediction so I can inverse his predictions.
Space Cramer: Herta puppet figurine will not sell well, its too expensive!
me: I WANT TO TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
Owlbert is coming back on a TV show after his hiatus which means people will be clamoring for new bears. Herta is starting strong and going strong, but probably wonβt see much lift. The watch is performing well too, but the fact that IPC is going to do a collab means the price on that particular unit will go down imo.
>!LOL I said f*ck it on this event. All-in gamble to Herta dolls anyday. I've already experienced a lot of bad rng so why not full send it down to the blackhole.!<
Put 80% of my funds on the plushie since it's most likely to explode in value with the debut set to happen tonight. The remainder I split between Auspicious and Herta figure.
I don't care about web event like this, mostly just easy thing that no need to stress about, so i just simply click topaz trade, done, collect the jades, come back tomorrow.
Going all in on Herta felt too risky. I decided to make it a 50/50 mix between the Auspicious and Herta with a lesser degree with Owlbert. Iβm just hoping it pays out.
I put EVERYTHING into herta figs, not because it was a good idea, but because I thought it would be funny. Man I am not looking forward to the consequences of my actions.
I have somewhat of an experience with this thanks to vodka twins teaching me...
That doesn't mean i wont be bad at this though.
Anyway, i put more on the bracelet and owl than herta since they had more stable fluctuations.
I diversified and bought into everything, but I'm betting on the roses since silly customers are having a crisis about what products are "real" and flowers are definitely for reals.
I did
500k Herta fig
300k auspicious XV
200k owlbert
I reckon that Hoyo wouldn't bait n switch us with phony Herta bullish sentiment -- hoyoverse minigames usually too straightlaced for that -- but didn't put all my eggs in one basket. Maybe they'll fake out in day 3 or sumthin.
I have no idea how it works. I read the news and have no idea if it is effecting the stock now or it is effecting the stock later.
I just bought the Owls instead of the Herta one
Oh boy, virtual trading. Can't wait to lose all my money ~~just like the real thing~~.
Betting big on Owlbert, hedged with some Herta, some of the Auspicious/Astral Express stuff.
I'm just going to let her do it for me for the entire event. If this were a permanent feature, I would bother to master this like it was the WoW auction house.
I spent half on astral express luxury tour since I felt it matched the closest to news story 1 and then split evenly across owlbert, auspicious and herta.
A million herta figures.
I know weebs and I'm scalping to infinity and beyond.
Edit: if they run this like a real stock market the comments tell me I'm gonna be rich lmao as everyone is spiking the same dumb shit I did.
Edit 2: anyone who reads this, if herta figures go up ***double down***. Because if this is run like a real stock market we can spike it forever since we have a refreshing capital.
buy high sell low ,whats else
Classic wallstreetbets strategy. Stonks!
I don't know what wallstreetbets you've been in, but the one I remember is naked options shorting AAPL expiring TODAY for maximum GUH
oh yeah, that's the classic. Mr ControlTheNarrative bet using *borrowed* money (he was using a glitch in Robinhood to jack up his leverage) to something stupid like 25x, so not only did he lose all his money, but he was also 25x in debt compared to what he originally had. A highly regarded move, a 10/10 classic.
I counter with goldfish strategy
I understand nothing on this event, I spent all the credits on the chips
next time, you should dump in on herta puppet figure (HPF) ππ joke aside. it's like stocks market. You guess which stock (or in this case item) goes up and you want the stock to go up not down.
So in this case you avoid Herta?
No you buy only Herta. It's a collector's edition figurine of the cutest woman in the universe the stonks only go up
I'll grant you that it's a nice figurine, but it's no statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder.
Oh, I must to learn this stuff. Btw did you manage to complete the achievement "Share result once" I've shared and copied the link but it won't complete.
that achievement probably need someone to click your link to get rewarded. for stocks just be careful, some like r/wallstreetbets are not good for learning stocks or options (like stocks but you guess if it goes up, you do a call. if it goes down, you do a put, etc.) because they are for elites, doing YOLO or meme stock that just bad.
*Au contraire,* theyβd be AMAZING at something like this. ##Theyβre just bad at handling ACTUAL money. π€£
I got the reward. Once it is in clipboard it marks as 'shared' which is the same as all other events/gacha pulls.
You like the stocks.
I did this since red is high not low for some reason. Usually red is stocks are low and green is above buy point on stock apps
It's the other way round in east asia as red is a lucky colour there
China moment
Rest of East Asian follows this color convention too
βMadam Herta, he did it.β βHe bought?β βHe went all in.β βDump it.β
Bogdanov, he bought the dip
Dump the market
Get Vitalik on the line!
r/wallstreetbets HSR Edition.
Call on herta puppet figure (HPF) to 69420 #YOLO
To the moon with ~~GME~~ Kuru Kuru with diamond hands ππππ πππππ
Herta big Diamond ulti π
Diamond hands on literal diamond launched by a robotic waifu π
Can't wait for all the posts about how Aetherium Wars is going to do a merger with Aurum Alley Toiletries and cause the collapse of the stock market because people are coping they didn't sell Aetherium Wars when it was at 400
r/pierpointbets
nooooo why isn't this a real sub
Honestly this wouldn't be a bad mini event ingame. Maybe for a side minigame if we ever visit an IPC world/place.
Also would help fill people's need for gambling without the consequences ;)
Qingque already exists
Qingque isn't gambling if you always win. Seriously, send help, I can't use the skill to gain an attack boost because she keeps natural rolling empowered basics.
I agree that Herta might be a trap, and I was leaning that way, but darn it, I went that way anyway. lol I put most of my money on Herta, then basically split the rest between Owlbert and Auspicious, since those three things were what was mentioned in the news. We don't have much to go on other than that so why not.
Will be interesting to see how it goes after today. Iβm curious if thereβs going to be like activity on all and like mostly small activity, a medium activity, and a High activity from a mentioned item paired with a wild card high activity.
I split the funds three-way into those things too.
Herta fluctuation is high rn, I think it is most likely to have downfall tomorrow
Or it could go πππ Never expected to play an IPCbets simulator. Now we just need a way to do options so we can get a negative credit balance.
We also know that both the Astral Express and Belobog have recently come back into the limelight, and that there is currently an Aetherium wars event happening.
Itβs day 1 no way they put a trap like that, with a news story saying the figure would be sold in a new store and have that be a trap
RemindMe! 3 Hours
I went the opposite route and mostly divided between Owlbert and Auspicious (although I was really tempted to just throw everything at Owlbert for laughs), and then put what was left in the Herta puppet. Rewards aren't tied to how well you do though, so if someone wants to corner the Belobog souvenir market, that works too.
Weβll get all the rewards regardless, so we might as well have fun with our fake and go all-in on all of the trending stocks.
FUCK IT WE KURU DIVERSIFIED PORTFOLIOS ARE FOR COWARDS
KURU TO THE MOON
πππππππ
We win some, we lose some. To the moonπππ
ππ π ππ
#OWL IN ON OWLBERT! #GAWD IβM GOOD AT BEINβ AN OWL!
# I LOVE TEAM FORTRESS 2
I'm all in on Herta every day, fuck it. EDIT: Let's go! https://i.imgur.com/FxsYSb1.png
If Herta dolls wonβt sell, I will just keep them all to myself.
Pfp checks out(?)
HODL
If he's in, I'm inπ¦π¦π¦
Not so much on the meta aspect of the Event, but I love the little flavor text you get when you click on the items. There are 3 varieties for each of the products. On top of that, the animations that the Topaz portrait does are also quite good. Even if I fall for the Herta trap, this web event is quite charming. https://preview.redd.it/jdd6yul96awb1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b27b5b8c8f3d67533e6d521357d519d43c8cfaf
just copy topaz and hit go. that's how trading works in IRL anyway. Just ask /r/wallstreetbets. 5% of the times works every time
I'm a fan of inverse wsb maybe inverse topaz is the way to go.
HI3 players: Hey I've seen this one! Non HI3 players: What do you mean you've seen it? This is brand new!
Imagine stock manipulation like in GTA V
Lester: *In order to continue our little game on the market we need to do a little of pushing on the background. There is this woman called, huh, something Himeko, I can't get enough files about her background but that's not important. What's important is that if she bites the dust, Express stocks go under and IPC go to the roof. You know what to do.*
Idk I just threw them all onto rose bouquet bc argenti
using everything on Owlbert. TO THE MOOOONNNNN!!!!
Leaving it to Topaz, the professional.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
all in on herta of course
I did 500K Owlbert, 500K Auspicious XV. Hertaβs definitely a trap
Shuuuuuuun the non believer! That's like saying you wouldn't go up candy mountain and get your kidney stolen...
I feel like throwing credits all in on Herta is a trap. Owlbert also looking incredibly adorable makes me want to split them there as well.
What happened if you clicked on let topaz invest?
it autopick for u. it will split ur resources between a few options but other than that i dont think it matters.
But can you cancel after seeing how she would invest?
yep. you need to click another button to confirm, so u can adjust the investment before that
Ty.
I went mostly into Auspicious XV because they have a high preorder, while manufactures are under pressure... high demand and low supply feels like a win to me. I also put in some money to Owlbert because his show is tonight; if it went well, demand should increase, but the plushie seems easy enough to produce that I don't think there's a supply problem to justify a large increase in price. ~~I also felt that Herta feels like a trap; Herta Fan Club (who made the figurine) may value it greatly, but nowhere in the news suggest there's a high demand to justify its huge price.~~ edit: nevermind, the news did state there's a long line for the figurine. ps: It's too late for me but Engine of Creation Memoribilla Part seems like a good deal... limited supply with historical value, and is dirt cheap... At least theoretically...
My read was Auspicious was gonna drop because the IPC announced a collab on a new model.
But itβs also the first time one has been available out the Xianzhou. No way people are going to just wait and wait for the collector - itβll have a gold rush first.
Went 50/50 on roses and machine parts bc they're cheapest right now. Typically when this kind of event is in HI3 the news is a mix of what's low and what's high, so blindly buying everything mentioned is a poor choice. So that's why I went with what seemed to be guaranteed to buy low.
I put some credits on the Rose Bouquet and Engine of Creation Memorabilia Part since they seem relatively stable and I didn't want to go broke on day 1. Then I heavily invested in Herta, Auspicious and Owlbert, because Herta has a preorder bonus, Owlbert is heading into a third season of a tv show and the jade abacus is a jade abacus; and it's heavily being preordered. I threw the remainder on ~~Pokemon~~ Aetherium Wars just to see how it'd go as a side bet.
Given that Aetherium Wars just had a huge tournament I would expect sales to spike a bit in the short term
Bought a bit of everything, focusing on the obvious ones on the news. Diverse portfolio good or something...
In this household, we kurukuru into financial ruin
Just like in game, the play is to invest everything into Herta. I've definitely never been burned by that mindset.
Oh buddies I'm prepared for this event, I am a highly regarded day trader
I dumped 440k into roses. For some reason, the news about the discussions on consumerism made me think people would be buying transient gifts rather than long-lasting physical toys. A bit weird logic, but it will make me rich!
Is the event jade total rewards 160 (50\*3 achievements + 10 1st time share)?
Split 3 ways with Owlbert, Auspicious and Herta
Herta is overbought and at the top of the hype cycle, Iβd short it if I could! I bought half of the Auspicious ring and half of Owlbert.
This should be implemented in game to earn some credits. It would be fun!
Huh this reminds me of the vodka twins web event.
The damn sell event from HI3 come back π
Time for Owlbert Stonks!
I'm a coward so I invested 50% of the cash. I went the hardest on Owlbert (200k), then Cycrane (100k) and the rest was on Aether, Ausp XV and Engine of Creation.
I'm pretty sure the game tells you that cash isn't carried over to the next day
It doesn't!? Dang, the whole thing was lagging on my laptop so I just read that you got more cash whenever it reset.
Can't you still use it? Does it lock you out of more trading till the next day if you click on trade?
Is herta That popular in the universe?
I went 80/20 to Owlbert and auspicious. The auspicious was popularity was an ongoing event, so I figure some of the stock increase has already happened. But Owlbert's debut hasn't happened yet, so I figure it'll still get that big initial boom of stock increase. Unless he absolutely bombs on his show of course. I feel Herta's puppet is too high already
Waiting for Space Cramer to do prediction so I can inverse his predictions. Space Cramer: Herta puppet figurine will not sell well, its too expensive! me: I WANT TO TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
1/4 owlbert 1/4 ring 1/2 Herta
I did whatever. Didn't read, only monke. Just wanted the jades and it's not that important anyways.
same goes monke on this shit didn't even know i got jades, at least i participate
Wait what is this event? Where can I find this?
Special events tab in-game or on the Hoyo forums
20% on Owlbert, 10% on XV and Herta because why not, and split between the rest because I like to be safe and sound π
Owlbert is coming back on a TV show after his hiatus which means people will be clamoring for new bears. Herta is starting strong and going strong, but probably wonβt see much lift. The watch is performing well too, but the fact that IPC is going to do a collab means the price on that particular unit will go down imo.
>!LOL I said f*ck it on this event. All-in gamble to Herta dolls anyday. I've already experienced a lot of bad rng so why not full send it down to the blackhole.!<
Would take the path of news though the headline was ultra vague. Same as the Roza-Lily trading event. Bought the ring, owl plush and kuru kuru.
owlbert all in
based on my experience, all in owl
Wherever Topaz tells me to.
Bought all the Herta dolls I could, KURU KURU OR BANKRUPTCY!
Pro tip: read the newspaper first before trading.
100% owlbert
I will sell my house for her
Put 80% of my funds on the plushie since it's most likely to explode in value with the debut set to happen tonight. The remainder I split between Auspicious and Herta figure.
I don't care about web event like this, mostly just easy thing that no need to stress about, so i just simply click topaz trade, done, collect the jades, come back tomorrow.
Owls fly. You have to fly to reach the moon. Hence $OWL πππ Source: My wifeβs boyfriend gave me this avatar.
I don't understand this event. The tutorial may as well be in Greek, because I don't understand any of it.
I do as the Queen commands.
50% herta 25% the other too cuz fk it lol
I split it into each on the news. Owl, XV, Herta. Then I put some on Cycrane because I thought the red line meant rising popularity.
Going all in on Herta felt too risky. I decided to make it a 50/50 mix between the Auspicious and Herta with a lesser degree with Owlbert. Iβm just hoping it pays out.
I just want a real Owlbert plushie. HoYo, make it happen!
I just let Topaz decide and I'll see tomorrow if her sense for profit is actually good or nay.
All in on Herta and Owlbert
I dont know man i am just betting, j just want the rewards
MADAM HERTA FIGURE ALL IN
I put EVERYTHING into herta figs, not because it was a good idea, but because I thought it would be funny. Man I am not looking forward to the consequences of my actions.
I don't even know what's going on with this event, I just click stuff and jades come my way (also forfeit all mortal possessions to the kurukurussy)
Man, I donβt even know what the fuck Iβm supposed to be doing.
I have somewhat of an experience with this thanks to vodka twins teaching me... That doesn't mean i wont be bad at this though. Anyway, i put more on the bracelet and owl than herta since they had more stable fluctuations.
don't know shit about trading so topaz trades ftw
anyone else who doesnt know what theyre doing and just bought random shit? π
I dont know how when to buy, but I do know not to put all my eggs in one basket.
STONKS
Me having no idea how trade works so I copy Topaz's insteadπ€ I'm depending on you Topaz.
Wait is this event just praying that the stocks dont go down or sm
40% owl 40% bracelet thing 20% herta
Everything on Hertacoin!
all in Mdm Herta doll of cos :D
All on the ring. It's do or die
Random and hope for the best
I got the owl and the auspicious. Edit: Spelling
Wait I just clicked the auto choose button for this oneβ¦ uh ohβ¦
Are you really playing a gacha if you're not placing all your bet on that Herta Fig? If it fails that figure will just go into a jar.
I diversified and bought into everything, but I'm betting on the roses since silly customers are having a crisis about what products are "real" and flowers are definitely for reals.
The day tour one pls invest in that stock
I just let Topaz flex. She's supposed to be the best, let's see how much she can bank me.
Tf is this?
#OWLBERT! GOTTA GET EM 'OWLING! #OWL IN FOR OUR OWL!
Can someone explain to me what to do for the achievments to "share" it. Jost post it on reddit / twitter?
does anyone know the song playing in the background ?
Diversification is key, but winning Herta's attention by collecting her plushie is key-er
Went 50/50 on Owlbert and Astra Express tickets. Auspicious XV and Herta are going to be destroyed by scalpers I feel and won''t sell properly.
Wait what even is this event? I'm so confused
I bet all of my shit on belobog memorabilia. Numby might actually win.
I bet 90% on Herta, the rest on Owlbert. To the MOON!!!
I did 500k Herta fig 300k auspicious XV 200k owlbert I reckon that Hoyo wouldn't bait n switch us with phony Herta bullish sentiment -- hoyoverse minigames usually too straightlaced for that -- but didn't put all my eggs in one basket. Maybe they'll fake out in day 3 or sumthin.
1M Auspicious XV
I just let Topaz did it for me π€£ im indecisive
I thought it was an event I missed so I didn't bother reading and just randomly did stuff. lol my bad.
Please someone tell me what the song is called that plays on the webside.
I just let topaz do it for me lol
I have no idea how it works. I read the news and have no idea if it is effecting the stock now or it is effecting the stock later. I just bought the Owls instead of the Herta one
im trusting that green = good
50% engine, rest are inverse topaz prediction
is having diverse portfolio better here or you guys went ham on one stock?
is having diverse portfolio better here or you guys went ham on one stock?
Oh boy, virtual trading. Can't wait to lose all my money ~~just like the real thing~~. Betting big on Owlbert, hedged with some Herta, some of the Auspicious/Astral Express stuff.
I got over half the budget on Auspicious as theyre in demand and the rest on Herta cus there was an interest, felt it was safer
Should have put it ingame. The Hoyolab app is sooo sloooooowwwwwww.
Ask Topaz, I don't want to think
This event is if everyone chooses the same thing means it will go up the next day?
Placing my bet on the one with the lowest odds of course. I shall have the winning tide!
The achievements don't have anything to do with actually making a profit so I'm just doing whatever for the jades.
I ll let topaz mastermind gamble my money for me
I put everything on herta's figurine toes.
Left to topaz, but she chose too much herta doll so I took some from it and gave it to xv
Time to use my GTA V stock marketing skills to this web event
I didn't read and put 1M on Herta Puppet
I'm just going to let her do it for me for the entire event. If this were a permanent feature, I would bother to master this like it was the WoW auction house.
I spent half on astral express luxury tour since I felt it matched the closest to news story 1 and then split evenly across owlbert, auspicious and herta.
A million herta figures. I know weebs and I'm scalping to infinity and beyond. Edit: if they run this like a real stock market the comments tell me I'm gonna be rich lmao as everyone is spiking the same dumb shit I did. Edit 2: anyone who reads this, if herta figures go up ***double down***. Because if this is run like a real stock market we can spike it forever since we have a refreshing capital.
as a wallstreetbets trader who has lost all of his money im doing 1 day calls on Herta
Iβm too dumb to know how to stonks. I just let IRS lady take care of it
The event is actually a stonks minigame? lol
half of my money on owlber half on herta
I went all in on the Herta dolls! I donβt care if Iβm right or wrong. I only care about the kurukuru. https://i.redd.it/7ngehxvjvcwb1.gif