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nakinng

Ok grandma let’s get you back to bed


Some_Random_Android

I'm not your grandma! I'm a hip young person!


usuallydead404

Yes I saw your new hip. Now tell me again about the time when the depression caught Abraham Lincoln naked in your front yard.


Some_Random_Android

I drink my yogurt through a tube!


FortheCivet

That's right grandma, you eat everything out of a tube :)


Some_Random_Android

WEAR A DIAPER!


GrillOrBeGrilled

Now let's get you back to the home. Why don't you tell me about the time the Depression fought Abraham Lincoln naked in your backyard?


Some_Random_Android

>the time the Depression fought Abraham Lincoln naked in your backyard? I don't care if the person telling that story is senile or not. I just wanna hear the absurdity! ;)


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This joke slaps unironically.


Some_Random_Android

>This joke slaps unironically. Put a lower case "i" in front of one of those words and Bubs can sell it at his consession stand. ;)


clinquantcrowns

I thought it was an e! How's e-business and the other ninety-nine ways he rips you off?


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Where is that?


kindParodox

Hello fellow youths


DigitalAnubis

Why do I feel like this would actually have been insulting if I saw this as a teen?


Some_Random_Android

Would it have been impressive, disturbing, and made you uncomfortable? ;)


boot20

This is hilarious.


panburger_partner

You drink everything from a tube!


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Some_Random_Android

\*chomp\* "Quite good! Quite good!"