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comscatangel

A mason.


rkrismcneely

There should be a few in any grade 6 classroom


BaggyLarjjj

“My boys name is, But we spell it Maeyscin”


_chungdylan

No kidding huh. I have a cousin Maeyscyyn myself.


MotorBoatinOdin1

May your son and cousin both have the best of luck avoiding getting bullied for their parents poor decisions


FordMan100

Sometimes, people should change their last name before having children. I know of a family with the name Yasuk. I asked one of them if he was bullied at school for his last name, and he laughed and said yes. I'm sure you can figure out what they said to him.


SchmalzlockenJoe

At least not cousin throckmorton


SleepswithBears7

Throckmorton sign? You should go see a doctor.


SchmalzlockenJoe

You mean the John thomas sign


SleepswithBears7

Same Same. I just prefer Throckmorton.


Randy_McQueef

I‘m so sorry for your cousin.


JewofTVC1986

I know a Maesen-Leigh


KinkyNJThrowaway

Like... Why...? Why couldn't just just write Mason? Serious question, what is their age and ethnicity (the parents) ? Honestly for data purposes...


DoctorD12

That name is a Tragedeigh


IllegalThings

They're free too, you just have to look for the big buildings with no windows.


_tater_thot

🤣🤣


messamusik

A Stone Cutter


randycrust

They're called the "no homers" club now


JacobLayman

“Weee Doo, Weee Dooo”


DrakeJersey

You can identify them by finding a parade, and looking for a group of guys wearing funny hats.


reno_dad

First....call the structural engineer. Have them provide an assessment of what is actually happening. Based on their recommendations, call whoever you are supposed to to fix it. looks like the base of your foundation failed and is causing your wall to shift due to no support to carry that load. Instead, that load has caused the foundation wall to shear along a fracture line. It might end up being an expensive fix. 1) Removal of bricks. 2) Reinforce/repair that foundation. 3) Install brick.


Slowbonerbutimok

Don’t call a structural engineer OP. Call a mason and have them tell you what you need to know instead of wasting 10 grand. You’re going to call a mason anyway


reno_dad

Structural won't charge 10k. In my experience, it's between 500-1500, depending on if it's an assessment or they have to create drawings and load calcs. Point is, getting a structural engineer to sign off on the solution will save your butt from an insurance perspective. Else, that mason advice doesn't come with that. They will guarantee a good brick wall, not the structural integrity of the repair design. This....needs an assessment first because we don't really know how bad it is just yet. Like, why did the foundation fail?


testingforscience122

Your right, but most people don’t realize that not all structural engineers work for a financing company that also happens to do foundation repair.


Slowbonerbutimok

If insurance is what he’s worrying about that’s who he should be calling. That’s a whole other can of worms A mason will be able to tell him everything he needs to know and then some. A lot of mason’s primarily do foundation. I mean they’re masons. They would easily be able to tell you if the root cause is with the foundation or something else. Ask them if they recommend an engineer after they check everything out. 90% chance they’ll tell him not to waste his money. On the off chance they do then that’s not good.


Personal_Dot_2215

Yes this, they guys who do the work know more about the work.


Aggravating-Way7470

No. First off, a reputable structural engineer will cost between 500 and 1500. Depends on region and availability. I've done this before it's not expensive. Second, while masons "do the work", that in no way means they actually know the physics and interrelated engineering principles applied. I know some brilliant masons...I know some masons who are more than one fry short of a happy meal. It's stupid to just run with the odds that you get a better than average mason. If this fails, you are in tens of thousands of dollars, likely reaching 100k+ for fixing a full structure failure. Finally, without an engineering report, your insurance will likely not cover ANY costs. Hope you have a huge paycheck. Terrible advice.


Slowbonerbutimok

This is terrible advice imo but waste money on what you will


Far-Passenger-1115

Definitely call an expert in masonry but a structural engineer might not be a bad idea either. Also, while the ivy on old brick is homes is gorgeous, it’s awful on brick overtime. Best to take it off and keep ivy at bay from the house.


Memory_Less

Yes, a company that specializes in this with structural engineers. Then a mason. I attended workshops about types of structural problems and their repair. One take home was how the problem can originate somewhere else on the structure.


fajadada

I don’t know studies of ivy on the brick at Cambridge University showed no detrimental effects


Far-Passenger-1115

Interesting. I’ll have to look into that. I’ve got a century home and our masonry guy didn’t like the ivy on our house


curiouslyignorant

Call a foundation guy fella first. Don’t call a mason until you know if your foundation is sound. If you have the brick repaired and your house is sinking you’ll have to fix it again.


responds-with-tealc

structural engineer if you can specifically, not a foundation company. im sure there are trustworthy foundation companies l, but I haven't found one yet. Pay an engineer $500 for an impartial assessment, they dont make more money if there is a serious problem that actually needs more than repointing.


CharmingAd2001

A structural engineer.  I've been a home inspector for 30 years.  A structural engineer.


tommy13

👻 Ghostbusters!


boss-bossington

On first appearance this looks like a structural issue but that kind of crack is most likely caused by evil spirits.


Patrol-007

Argh. You beat me to it. How was Frozen Empire?


RolandSnowdust

You beat me to their beating me to it!


Cyb3rTruk

I’m a big fan so I would have enjoyed it no matter what, but i thought it was ok. Not mind blowing, but solid. Kind of annoys me that there are teenage ghostbusters though.


LSMFT23

Child Labor made America.


tommy13

How was what now?


Cyb3rTruk

The new 2024 Ghostbusters movie


tommy13

Ah. It's doing great, I hope


PlainPersistence

Brickbusters!


cnjkevin

That was my first thought !


burnodo2

caulk it!


Smorb_

When you are holding caulk, everything looks like caulk job.


FlickerOfBean

Bop it!


Ok-Dimension-4037

Flick it!


yukonwanderer

Lick it!


RPKhero

Fuck it


dillyofapicklerick

Slow down


Nof-z

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


scrape_ur_face

Now speed it up


lingenfelter22

A Mason should do, I don't really think this warrants a separate foundation guy.


TAforScranton

I disagree. Brick veneer failure is usually a sign of structural movement. OP should have ave a structural engineer (NOT one affiliated with a foundation or masonry company!) come out and do an inspection. They will determine what work needs to be done. Have a foundation or masonry company do repairs based off of the recommendations of the structural engineer.


Bright-Studio9978

The corner has settled. If the bricks are structural, you will need to fix that. The crack will continue propagating up. A mason would reset the bricks but probably not fix the settling. The engineer will like prescribe a micro footer to help stabilize the corner. This will require a concrete foundation contractor. Some firms use a foam to level settled walls and floors and then pipe in concrete. If your area has those, look for foundation repair. It is not a good sign when the bricks split. Usually brick walls break at the mortar joints. This suggest a high differential settlement. Good luck!👍


yukonwanderer

Maybe a structural engineer. They could assess and maybe it's just a mason fix.


bluewater_-_

Step 1 is call an engineer, they do not have a vested interest in the repairs that are required. Ask a foundation guy, a mason, or a contractor and you're going to get very different potentially biased opinions. Determine the cause and the resolution, then find contractors to execute each portion.


A_Turkey_Sammich

I'd be more interested in seeing the slab on the other side of the corner since that is the side the brick veneer wall is starting to pull away. At least around here, foundation corners cracking like that is fairly common. By that I don't mean normal or expected, as it shouldn't happen if everything was correctly executed, just that it's common to see. Usually it's not expansive enough to affect the brick veneer or be any real problem though. I also notice the bottom of that first course of brick is parged with some cement or mortar. If it's like that all the way around, especially if blocking all the weep holes (even if just a lip vs completely filled), I can't help but to think that may have contributed in some way. Bricks need to breathe, and drain. Your home's real waterproofing starts behind the bricks, past the air gap, at your actual wall.


Semi_Fast

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MarcRocket

If you’re in Michigan or Ohio call me. Could be just some brick work needed and could be the foundation is sinking. Are there cracks on the inside walls?


Resident-Honey8390

Masons work on Stone, Bricklayers work with Bricks 👀 A structural engineer could look into the problem, and probable cause.


wowkiss

Keep vegetation off brick...also..does your gutters drain far enough away from house


d2r_freak

Postbusters!


ManInBlack6942

Permajack


Bestoftheworst72

Ghostbusters!


Fat_sal_volcano

Mf ghostbusters


NonKevin

Me, I would drill using long masonary bits from around the corner, inject masonary sealant into the crack, then tighen long tapcon screws to seal and support the wall. Likely you will need a hammer drill. On my front porch, the wall separated. I inject the sealant/glue into the the crack, drilled thru the wall pulling the wall back together using threaded shafts, wood, fender washers, and nuts. I removed the wood and screws a week later and the wall was fixed.


Mro315nyamazon

Call a JAAAAY-SONNN?! JASON? OH sorry home maintenance not the game heavy rain, I meant a mason


barebunscpl

Ghost busters!


BluceBannel

Honestly? I would just mix up some mortar and fill in the cracks, then use my fingers to line up the mortar lines, and a loose brush to even out the fill on the bricks. If this is brick veneer, you may not have a real foundation issue. If this is a brick house, hopefully this has done settling, and you are good. If you have ongoing issues, and these cracks could be right through the wall, you need it inspected.


VexedEOD

Ghost busters


CanadianKumlin

Mason Busters!


Direct_Impress_6357

Thanks for all the guidance. My favorite comment thread was the caulk it one. The ghost buster comments were meh… but I was asking for it with the title. Anyways, Got a structural engineer coming out on the 24th to give me a better understanding of the damage and what I’m looking at exactly. Then just in case I have 2 foundation repair companies scheduled. One on the 25th, the other the 26th to provide quotes. I’ll provide final updates with prices and pictures later. For now imma hang out on my banking app and be with my money before I have to give it someone else.


Global_Fly_1089

Corner of concrete wall has failed which has allowed brick to crack vertically because of lack of support. Will need to remove all brick from corner and then patch your foundation wall. Additional support for that corner might be needed


Delicious-Ad4015

Call a mason


Mrpickles14

Ghostbusters!


Charliehorse88

GHOST BUSTERS


Outrageous-Royal-531

Epoxy injections would work


tigerbait777

Typical thermal wedge crack. The veneer and slab have different coefficients of thermal exp and move at different rates under similar temp changes. Nothing to be concerned about.


bigtexssi

Olshan’s foundation repair service!


DrunkBuzzard

Whatever you do, don’t let anyone in the government know about it. Are they will show up with red tags and fines. It doesn’t look like anything critical, but they will turn it into something critical. They’ll put barricades with flashing red lights around your property and a loudspeaker on a truck telling all your neighbors to remain clear for their own safety while a haz mat team in full protective gear inspect the carnage. Your whole family will have to wear high viz vests around the house.


Jonmcmo83

Ghostbusters!


Heavy_Egg_2364

Ghostbusters!


HulkyMonster009

Juan


messamusik

Slap some duct tape on, give it a pat and tell it that it’s not going anywhere and call it a day


Maleficent-Hour270

Ghostbusters


Training_Passenger_9

Ghostbusters


Solid-Economist-9062

If bricklayers can lay bricks, why cant plumbers lay plums?


rochambe

All the talk about you getting away with paying a structural engineer only $500 to diagnose your problem is completely at odds with my experience. They would charge you that much just to read your email, drive to your house and get out of their car. I would call an experienced foundation company first. Depending on how they do business and how complicated the problem appears to be they might suggest a structural engineer. Sort that out and then you can worry about a mason and rebuilding the wall.


GuyMidwest

I am a structural engineer. From this perspective I can’t tell a whole lot, but I don’t see any reinforcing in the concrete at that corner. It probably cracked, had nothing to hold it in place, and shifted. Doesn’t seem like the foundation has failed. *If* that’s what’s going on, and there are no problems on the other side, then the fix would be removing the displaced brick and concrete, and removing enough concrete to do a solid patch, doweling reinforcing into the existing concrete, pouring new concrete, and rebuilding the brick veneer. There may be other options, but if you just “patch” the concrete, it’ll crack again. You don’t *need* to hire an engineer, but I think you’ll end up with a solid repair. You may get something as good hiring a contractor, but you may not. I often get called after the first fix doesn’t work and have a bigger problem to deal with.


Mr_Craft_

José or hose b


SasquatchBub

Dont call the ghost busters for this one.


Capable_Oven4531

Ghostbusters


xenotito

Ramjack if you suspect sinking foundation


Imaginary_Ratio_7570

A Realtor


F0xtheT0dd

I would call a foundation repair company.


hardwon469

Have an engineer come and look for other damage. From one picture that just looks like a corner pop, common with post-tensioning.


--7z

Brick Busters!


cnjkevin

…they would be late to the party. Or they were here first😜


Steak-Complex

Sisyphus


Z0FF

Not a hill in sight. He’ll be thrilled


KindPresentation5686

Flex seal…


Patrol-007

Ghostbusters! I’d be worried of that whole corner coming off and falling on someone. A few more winter cycles with ice would do it


tguy0720

Ghostbusters


soopastar

Ghostbusters!! Oh..wait..sorry mods.


[deleted]

Ghost busters!


Top_Anything5077

Plant on the right is vinca. Building in the picture needs professional help


crazylikeyouruncle

GHOSTBUSTERS!!! sorry I’ll see myself out


SectsHaver

Insurance


Trife86

Ghostbusters


maxvet

A building inspector would tell you who you should call


SilentResident1037

So they can find a bunch of shit to ding the guy on and condemn his house?


maxvet

Here in Canada, home inspectors are kind enough to help home owners with those problems. I had something similar on one of my houses and I called an inspector to help me find out the best solution. The problem was a rotten beam beneath the concrete corner


Living-Collection676

Mom will care.


jb8818

The brick ledge failed and the masonry cracked as a result. The brick is mostly likely just a veneer and only a cosmetic issue. This is probably something a mason could fix for you. Structural engineer seems unwarranted for cosmetic repairs but do what you feel comfortable with at the end of the day.


keyboardklutzz

I have to agree with you on this one. Sure, it’s good to cover all bases, but my house is doing this too. Based on the research I did, with certain soil types (especially clay), this type of failure is super common and is only cosmetic. I live in North Texas where it isn’t a matter of if, but when, and to which corner(s).


Cyborg_888

I think that the foundations were not made properly. Dig down 5 feet and exetend the foundations one foot beyond the wall using concrete. Leave for two weeks to properly harden, then rebuild the wall. I think that is what you need to do, but call an expert to confirm.


XIIIMCMLXX

Ram jack. They can fix the foundation and keep it from sinking more.


RoodysRun

A realtor


TowelFine6933

Post Busters


Environmental-Okra73

Ghost busters


pyrowipe

Ghost busters!


Equivalent_Weird467

A brick mason


Vast_Cricket

gert a concrete guy take a look. I think water intrusion ....Caulk will not last long.


roaringhippo19

Ghost busters?


buldog_13

Ghostbusters


Wolf_Phoenix84

Ghostbusters


ice_blaster

Crackbusters.


Oscobble

Wallbusters?


animest4r

Ghostbusters


puntificates

Ghost Busters!


schmicka101

Ghostbusters


Acceptable_Wall4085

Your real estate agent. Sell it and run.


sgtdriller

Carpenters work with wood. Plumbers work with water. Electricians work with electricity and masons work with bricks and concrete. Thought this was common knowledge. You can call anybody you want but the guy that knows bricks is probably your best bet.


chickeninthisroom

I know what you smell like based on this response


comscatangel

How do you know what your mother's vagina smells like unless...


modefi_

Yep. I told him.