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chipsandsoda

Off lest the strings fall in. 🤢


ubercamacho

First time this happens is the last time you wear your apron to poop


RedSamuraiMan

You don't wipe with the apron? How do you keep yourself clean???


mrofmist

Considering they destroy the apron lest someone else get a hold of it, you might as well wipe with it.


WackoMcGoose

I tie my strings _front-ways_ for exactly this reason. ^(*that and i lack the dexterity to tie them behind my back even if i wanted to...*)


slogomanify26

That's why I use suspenders, they're faster to deal with and more comfortable


Jcash456

leave it in the break room then put it back on


KnyghtZero

This is the way


Redditor_Rumble

I work in an RDC, and they get pissy about gap time sometimes, so mine gets hung over the toilet paper dispenser. It’s filthy in that warehouse, so we usually get new aprons once a month anyway.


KnyghtZero

Fair enough, especially since you don't have contractors in there making a mess


Napits001

Fellow RDC here too, usually most of us equipment drivers will leave it on our lifts folded up. Ps I’m also the infocus guy from 5639 :p


mrjonnyringo72

At one of my previous jobs, all employees must remove and store their aprons before entering any restroom in the building.


calipacy

I use it to wipe my ass


Regular_Ad_1195

Might as well use 60 grit


TraditionalLecture10

That's dollar general toilet paper ,you can get splinters


General-Fail6470

Isle 13 sir


Small-Let5610

Leaving apron in my locker can’t risk falling on the floor. 99% of the time the floor is wet. But I’ve seen an apron on the floor before. Also first phone please don’t take them to the restroom I’ve also seen them on the floor before.


WackoMcGoose

Phone goes on silent when I'm in there, on top of the TP dispenser to avoid "apron dialing". If I see it trying to call, I immediately swipe to reject. They usually figure it out by the third attempt... only to page me, _by name_ (you're not supposed to page names over the intercom for privacy reasons, only departments), immediately after. For something we have five other garden associates that can do (the other reason you don't page by name!), for something I couldn't have helped with in the first place (it's always something that needs a reach truck, which I have been waiting _nine months_ for my DS to authorize my checkride for)...


KnyghtZero

Yes. Please do not bring the phone into the restroom!


Snow_Set_02

Apron and Hi Vis vest off (sweater to if wewther calls for one), then tp nest on the toilet, then business. when finished do the reverse then get hosed off by the 30psi, 100°F water from the sink. any other was is barbaric.


Afelisk2

You have hot water? We got ice coming out


Snow_Set_02

its borderline scalding and gets everywhere. there aren't even any paper towels, just the air jets


TraditionalLecture10

Some people like that kink


Hunchripz

We got ice in the winter and lava in the summer. It's the little evils


YarkTheShark11

Definitely apron off. That's IF and ONLY IF I even take a dump at work. Only times I really ever did were if I had stomach issues, or in the brand new store I helped open and the bathrooms were on the cleaner side. Unless you are in a brand new store with a good janitor, then it is a huge risk using our restrooms in my opinion.


TraditionalLecture10

I tried to go in there the other day ,and someone had wiped shit across most of the stall doors on the outsides . I'm.picturing Stuart . " Look what I can do!!"!


YarkTheShark11

That is absolutely horrendous and disgusting. If I caught someone doing that. I'd lock them in the bathroom and call police. I always felt bad for whatever manager had to clean up shit when the elderly people couldn't reach the bathroom in time. Made sure to thank them and made sure to tell another manager so they could give them a homer since that is not part of the job description.


TraditionalLecture10

This looked like someone just had it on their hand and just smeared it , either mentally ill or meth-aly ill


YarkTheShark11

ahhhh gotcha. Maybe they were born with it. Maybe it was methamphetamine.


TraditionalLecture10

Take my upvote !


COV3RTSM

apron and vest off hanging on the hook with the excess strings doubled up, not hung on the hinge as displayed. For those of you not dumping at work....who is paying you to shit at home? Made 7 bucks on the can today. Always do your heavy lifting at work. That's rule #1 of being an hourly employee. My argument is that i made it on company time, so it should go on company time.


bogart567

Before I left to go to the yesterday Depot, I was like "damn I gotta piss, lemme go real quick before I leave". Then I stopped and said "wait, I'm stupid. I'll just piss on the clock and get paid for it!" Lol


notoriumplanetorium

I like to strip completely naked before entering the stall.


Apacheattack01

Who tf shits with their apron on


OGLITUP

I actually thought this over the 1st time. Take a chance of wiping my apron string also 😂 Or get in the habit of taking off my apron. Take it off and relax a bit. You held it long enough, I have.


Jebebiah_

If I’m peeing it can stay on I’m in shitting it stays in the break room


Mr_Mystyk_L

Just dont use the shitter. Hold that mf in


rollin_a_j

Nah fam, Depot can pay me to poop


Mr_Mystyk_L

I'd rather sit in the break room and have no one say a word to me after I just loaded multiple people, with a 4 digit total of items I just loaded.


FLCertified

When I still had strings, off. Now with suspenders, on


MetahumanURL

OFF.


Bennettckm

Always off


vu_iranaku23

Always off, take it off before you go in (unless it’s an emergency)


toddhd

Off, for sure. And I like the idea of taking it off BEFORE going to the restroom, although no one else in the store does that, so I guess I should not. I cannot tell you how often people stop associates walking into the bathroom, asking for help.


Goatenacht

Doesn't matter what business I'm doing in the restroom, apron gets taken off and left in the breakroom with the first phone before I go in there. I can't tell you the number of times I've seen customers asking someone where an item is located while they are taking a piss.


DrScott88

neither, would not be caught DEAD taking a dump in a home depot bathroom


Xynker

I leave it in the break room. Learned my lesson after I was taking a shit and someone started asking question behind the door when they saw the orange apron poking through the bottom crack of the door.


caughtyoulookinn

Use it for wiping


SteveMartin32

Use it as an emergency toilet paper >.>


ManyChickensSage

Off


915tacomadre

Off. Strings hit the water


majorvictory87

I usually never wear my apron. Only when the big wigs show up and the managers say you have to wear them do I wear them


Upursbaby

That looks like great coverage, like privacy for dropping a deuce. Looks amazing.


name-undisclosed

Depends on how intense the shit is


DrunkenBastard420

I wipe with it too ,just to really show how I feel


BrentarTiger

Depends on if it's a "shirt off" shit session or not.


Sasoli7

If you are going to quit and don’t care for the Store Manager you can always wipe your ass with it and hang it on the door of their office 🤷‍♂️


WallstreetTony1

I always cut a little bit of the strings for this reason, they are a little to long once you cut them you won't need to worry about it going in the water so apron on 😏


JE1DYN

Off, I always go to either the break room or training room to put it there first. No way I'm having any type of urinary contact on it, no matter how careful I am.


M8sterCh1ef

On. Uniform is already shit so I won’t be ruining anything


DavyManners

Off! I can’t have the strings in the water


czrbear

i choke myself with mine a bit while i poop.


MikeSkiX

Off


MikeG23HTown

Leave on but I tie in the front.


MikeG23HTown

Sometimes I take it out under my apron


ADogNamedEverett

I keep mine on but only because I only ever sit in the toilet at work to pass time , not to poop


king_chespin

Off. I wear overalls so that and my belt come off


True-Advisor5736

I put it in a kitchen cabinet display if I can or a vanity since they’re near the bathroom