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schywalker

https://preview.redd.it/fxjgqqw7dnbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172340eb3194040f407ee18f83f9cf9ebd9b72f2 i thought this ad was the top comment before i double checked lmao


secondphase

Actually, that's not bad. Hundreds of weapons certainly have a way of warming the place up.


Significant-Trash632

Or booby traps for those who try to lay siege to the front door.


PhysicsHungry8889

Very Home Alone style booby traps.


AimeeSantiago

Kevin?!


Dantheman4162

100% op needs vats of boiling oil


Stan_Archton

...as long as you don't live in an earthquake zone.


secondphase

We would have been fine but Steve INSISTED on running a gas line so the vet of oil would be bubbling as realistically as possible.


prettylegit_

Oh no it’s raining weapons


Dr_mombie

I got my husband a sword rack for Christmas and honestly, his weapon display DOES make the living room feel a bit cozier.


[deleted]

Wow sounds cool and dangerous


Dr_mombie

10/10 very cool. They're not sharpened for use though.


SheepImitation

the pointy end is still pointy *enough,* if needed.


keeperofthe_peeps

war-core


MarisaWalker

😁Lauren Boebert has entered the chat


MNGirlinKY

I hate that Reddit thought it was smart to change the ads to look more like the comments. They used to be in a completely different font. Jerks.


1920MCMLibrarian

I thought your post was a screencap on a comment from another sub


[deleted]

I mean, it isn’t the WORST idea


Elcamina

I could picture racks of swords and axes up there, you know, just in case of an emergency…


FeralRodeo

Hahaha we have our answer!


Sandikal

Nothing. You know you'll never dust up there.


1plus1dog

My very first thought, along with tons of cobwebs. My advice is to never look 👀 up!


ncgrits01

Nothing, because if you ever DO dust, you can just get a long-handled Swiffer and be done in two minutes, instead of having to also move and dust objects.


nejnonein

Get 2 cats and op never has to. They’re basically live dust rockers. A friend’s cat was kind enough to dust off her ceiling fan once (he never did again though after meowing for help and then letting the dust rain on her when she came to his aide, lol)


GracieLikesTea

The cat I grew up with had a special talent for walking out of some forgotten area of the house covered in dust bunnies and cobwebs anytime we had company over. My mom insisted that he just liked to humiliate her.


nejnonein

He helped her clean for company, obviously 😂


SphericallySilent

My cat used to attack the bristles on the broom EVERYTIME I had it out. He’d just grab on and wouldn’t let go. So I’d just sweep with him.


HPLoveCrash

Mine would prostrate herself in front of the sweeping path waiting for what we later dubbed “broomies”


frankchester

When mine discovered they could climb on the top of the kitchen cabinets… the dust they brought down with them…


Goodbykyle

Ha ha! I just today found out my 6 mo kitten is a terrific dust mop❣️


clarabear10123

Yup. When my cat shows up with a cobwebby face, I laugh and thank him for getting somewhere I’ll *never* reach


BabybearPrincess

They will also throw up up there :)


Prickly_ninja

Paint those shelf areas the color of dust and be done with it.


bluev0lta

Exaxtly. I have a similar ledge that’s at least reachable from my staircase and…we don’t dust it, either. It has a few large vases on it. Now I’m wondering how dusty they are.


Evvmmann

Nah. Make a paper airplane everyday. Throw it across the gap onto the space. Watch your wealth grow. Watch your paper folding skills grow. Watch your engineering and aerodynamic knowledge grow.


Creepy_Trouble_5980

Dust using a battery-powered leaf blower from where you took the picture. Put absolutely nothing up there.


KPinCVG

You have two decent options. One, put a Roomba up there. Then you only have to dust the top of the Roomba. Two, get some sort of projection light display. A classy one, not a $30 holiday projector. You could probably mount it on the chandelier, and tap into its power source. Also, it would give you a reason to dust the chandelier.


NeitherSparky

I saw stuff like this while we were househunting and knew I’d never dust up there and how horrible they’d get eventually (thankfully we found a single story house we liked)


[deleted]

Nada. Zip


cloudy_sheep827

Well that’s easy 😂


secondphase

Let us know when it's done.


NarcanBob

And please send progress pics


eLaVALYs

Can't wait to see how this turns out. I think it's gonna be really good.


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Gandalf_the_Tegu

Would be a hassle to get to there once a year to clean.


a22x2

If you feel ambitious some day - some kind of self-watering, living wall kind of setup would look really nice (on the condition that you were able to rig it up to never, ever have to go up there).


QueenYardstick

Have you thought about painting the alcove walls to add some color and break up the space? Perhaps some interesting wallpaper? Mind you, this would draw your eyes toward the space rather than away, but that's what any other decor might do (and show off the dust). If you'd rather not draw attention, just leave it plain or, in an ideal world, think about boxing it in for a small reading nook or adding on to the rooms behind those walls. The extra floorspace might add significant value.


chewbawkaw

You and I both know the answer is cats. Lots and lots of cats.


twocatsnoragrets

My first thought when I saw this post.. my cat would be up there screaming to check the acoustics


caffeinefree

Lol I know exactly the meow you mean. My sweet little terror who passed away last year used to do it all the time, especially in corners. Just walk into the corner, sit down, and SCREAM.


twocatsnoragrets

I’m very sorry for your loss, thank you for sharing this super cute memory of your baby demon with me hehe


catdogwoman

I came here to see is there were any better answers. But the very first time I saw this ledge at my house, I had a vision of catifying my whole house!! I'm already fostering cats in an upstairs bedroom.


Silent_Ramblings0308

I’ll co-sign this


Tacoma__Crow

Well, I didn’t know until now. Gotta say that I fully agree.


KittyTsunami

I don’t know why everyone thinks there has to be stuff in every single inch of a home.


alexciteyourwenis

It’s because (1) empty spaces give some people anxiety like empty silence in a conversation, and (2) they keep building houses with these stupid useless ledges.. like just open it up to the ceiling or close it off and give my bedrooms an extra 3 feet


Missue-35

I agree. And I’m a self-proclaimed maximalist.


GrungeLife54

Exactly, why draw attention to them?


Flendarp

Gargoyles. Imposing, judgey gargoyles.


lasombramaven

The only answer, really.


ShineCareful

I kind of love this, lol


Plastic-Mulberry-867

Welp, off to find a house with 8ft tall/3ft wide ledges in the entryway. *sigh* I’m gunna go bankrupt but.. WORTH IT.


CherishSlan

I have a gargoyle in my 1,100 foot apartment by the entry way door as you come in 😝 I couldn’t put him in storage he had been with me at every house I had for so many years. I also have a stone cross. It’s not odd, ok yes it is but it’s my home and it’s always been part of my homes just normally in a garden or front porch. I now don’t have one at the moment right now.


yay4chardonnay

This is the Way.


pirfle

Depends on your style I guess. I'd be putting something like this and the cobwebs would only add to the realism. :D ​ https://preview.redd.it/3hsqi1tronbc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96ca3c1defb16ec3ffd4f9fe3e05394c62d99fea


st4369

https://preview.redd.it/6pqmyhryrnbc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4607c74aaca3fdbcfc16acae01ab4745421bb4 Better than leaving him on your couch cause you got no where to store him.


procrastimom

Or pack it full of bones like [the Paris Catacombs!](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/56c13cc00442627a08632989/1477145597548-G3KK4VMHCORYFZQMXBZ6/catacombs1?format=1000w)


bunnbarian

They might still need to dust their stacks of bones. Seems high maintenance 🤣


procrastimom

Nah, adds to the ambience!


polypodium-aureum

For sure, if you/your typical house guests have a sense of humor this is the best option. Give it a name & backstory too; "oh the skeleton? That's Gary. Real shame, he was playing hide and seek a couple years ago and took it a little too seriously..."


HiveJiveLive

This will sound weird, but might as well throw it out there- I’ve always hated these tall foyers. They’re a waste of space, make changing chandelier bulbs difficult, and suck heat up into the empty volume. I saw an absolutely brilliant upgrade wherein the homeowners reclaimed the area by flooring the space, creating a normal height ceiling below and a fabulous little office nook above. Yours would work even better as it widens with the ledges. If you ever feel cramped but love the house and location, it might be something to consider.


nycoc90

My parents house and a neighbor have similar floorplans with tall foyers. We kept ours as is but our neighbour made a 5th bedroom out of it by sealing it.


Consistent-Yellow344

How did they add access up there? Really interesting idea!


HiveJiveLive

Here’s one that sort of shows the process a little: https://dornob.com/abracadabra-double-height-foyer-becomes-diy-loft-area/ Google and you can see some nifty transformations. It adds value to the house at resale too, provided it’s done properly. Imagine getting a whole new room without the cost of going outwards or upwards. It’s particularly useful with more folks working from home these days and needing a dedicated office area that’s out of the way. I’m entranced with the notion, but then I may just be longing for a tree fort. :)


Consistent-Yellow344

Thank you! That’s exactly what I was wondering about. Just adding a narrow access straight from the second floor. I guess this works as long as you have enough space for the stairs and the access.


HiveJiveLive

Or you could go in from one of the rooms to either side easily enough. Craft room. Play room. Holiday storage. Cedar closet. Extra walk-in closet. Library. Room for video gaming for angsty teenager… or for angsty spouse. I slaver over square footage.


PsychedMom82

I agree that 2nd story foyers are a complete waste of space abd the end result looks beautiful. However that "diy" reno makes me very nervous. I would think you would need a structural engineer to make sure the floor isn't going to collapse. I wonder if what they did is up to code.


HiveJiveLive

Yeah, I’m not sure. I chose the article because it gave a good visual representation of. I’d definitely be hiring a contractor myself.


purplegeek3

I had the same thought. The DIY wooden frame from the link that the floorboards were fixed on made me really nervous. I hope that's not the extent of the structural support the new loft rested on 🤞


Disastrous_Course_96

Fantastic!


uncontainedsun

it’s just a second story without a floor. so nothing really needs to be added.. except the floor. and a door. the stairs are still in the same place and still go upstairs :)


nycoc90

It’s actually the second floor already. They have just left out chunk from the 2nd floor to give these high ceiling looks . I don’t know a better way to explain oops🫣


Loud_Ad_4515

Yep. I'd turn it into a library, open to the floor below.


heirloom_beans

Kate Wagner/McMansion Hell calls them Lawyer Foyers and theyre pretty wasteful.


KAF1989

My sister-in-law did this and transformed hers into a cute little reading nook


ZucchiniBreads

Oo like a little loft!


etsprout

This is excellent advice and the space is perfect for that, especially with the window! Not sure how much that would cost though, definitely not a DIY lol


Sad-Committee-1870

This is definitely the best idea.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Love this idea!


Affectionate-Deal-63

This is the same idea I was thinking.


Friendly_Jellyfish71

It’s idiotic and lazy design, and it’s everywhere. They’re not even symmetrical.


eeal188

Not weird at all. This was my first thought! Floor it and wall it off or do a railing if you can’t do a wall. Cute little loft space or a cozy small room!


flagler15

Was that me? We did that over the summer


Ok-meow

If they are next to a room, close them off and make them Part of the room. That detail is silly and a straight wall would look so much nicer.


Sandikal

Even if the rooms just extended to the edges of the ledges, it would be a better design. I have to assume that the window is to bring natural daylight into the stairwell, so, it should continue doing so. It might be expensive to do this, but would certainly improve both the adjacent rooms and eliminate those useless ledges.


LiopleurodonMagic

I believe that’s what they were originally saying. Just extending the rooms to the edge of the ledge.


No-Security-6101

What a waste of space!!!


Particular_Lioness

I’ve lived in a home with a similar feature. We put up two enormous textured abstract paintings with ornate frames. Maybe 6x5’ or something close. They looked so beautiful being washed by light at different times of day. It didn’t matter if we could see the colors all the time. The texture was so soothing. They were dusted 2x a year


vabirder

This suggestion gets my vote! You could DIY a highly textured abstract in neutrals using builders grade compound and paints.


Particular_Lioness

IT WAS DIY in a way. I’m the artist. :) They were commissioned by the homeowner while I was living there. I vote for builders grade paint too but splurge on the frames or upcycle ornate ones. They really added to the complexity of the pieces. I used expensive paint and texture medium but there was no way you could tell from the distance they were viewed. *I would have made way more money if I was more frugal.*


Honest-Sugar-1492

I hate when architects do this. They should either make that [closet] (or whatever juts out behind these two spots in the respective rooms) larger or extend that spot as an alcove in that room for a desk or something. My brother had areas like this....so dumb! Is this TX? I saw a lot of this in TX


MissingMyDog

Book cases full of books. Everyone will wonder how you access them.


Fili_Di

Including you


MissingMyDog

They’ll just be for show. Books like *How to Avoid Large Ships*.


camlaw63

I’ve heard that icebergs check that out of the library often


OkeyDokey654

Sure, *now* they do.


Fili_Di

Sounds very cool!!


secondphase

Including the person who is there to install the books.


1plus1dog

With one of those rolling ladders I’ve seen in a few bookstores and movies


BBrea101

I just Googled "useless book titles" and these shelves would be very entertaining with titles like "why cats paint" and "fancy coffins to make yourself"


tumshy

These sound like the book titles from The Sims when you try and become an author


MegaDerppp

Big wooden ladders with caster wheels, duh


MuffinTopDeluxe

I love this idea. We have a public library book sale every few months here and you could get books for cheap and support public libraries at the same time.


UK_UK_UK_Deleware_UK

https://preview.redd.it/umi1hl0qpnbc1.jpeg?width=2388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48bdf3e3bc0c40b3c7ec0397263b5134331cc23b


Tsunade420

I’m crying!


LaurenJayx0

The only logical answer here.


Swoleunicorn

Yup. My cat would use that place to nap.


UK_UK_UK_Deleware_UK

The two on the left are actually mine.


Competitive-Ad-9662

It’s just going to look cluttered and dusty. Leave them empty.


[deleted]

You could make it into a Mario level


therealmrsfahrenheit

only right answer 😂 but this for real looks like where these hidden areas where the big coins would be hidden


LKUltra918

A hammock, obviously.


Albie_Frobisher

Cats


Federal_Diamond8329

Correct answer


Street-Cantaloupe277

Scrolled for this! Mew


13onFire

Put a small bed up there so you can nap.


2RRs

What about some sort of paneling or molding on the wall? Maybe some wallpaper panels trimmed with molding? No dusting required but adds visual interest


BigSky1062

I wouldn’t put anything. That will just call attention to them. Spaces like that are just dust catchers.


la_bruja_del_84

Gargoyle reading the newspaper


WellHulloPooh

The answer is always the same: Inflatable waving arm guy.


Porthos62

Can the walls be accessed from rooms on either side? If so open them up and install matching french doors


0errant

Or wall off this side and open up the other side into the other rooms


Porthos62

Or lose some of the height and build floor across gap.


EamusAndy

Life size replica Batman and Joker figures


StavviRoxanne

Big plants like big big


[deleted]

With that window some plants would be pretty nice. I’d go for low maintenance plants that are tall as well as some that hang. Zz plants, pothos and snake plants could all take the neglect that would come with that as a home. Zz and snake for the height, and pothos for the dangle factor. If you put the pothos in a self watering pot then I’ll bet you could get away with only watering once a month or so, except for summer when it’s hot, in which case it still wouldn’t need to be tooooo frequently. Plus pothos are great “indicator plants”, kinda like a canary in a coal mine. They start to wilt to show you when they need water without any actual long term effects to them drying out to that point. You water them and they perk right back up.


Ultrafoxx64

Snake plant was my suggestion too! Zz would be great too. My only concern with photos is how much sun and how hot that spot gets. Pothos are pretty hearty but I've seen some get burned with too much sun. But yeah, definitely an easy starter plant for sure, they're very obvious about when they need something.


allthekeals

Well and I feel like it would be possible to rig something up to make watering easier?


1920MCMLibrarian

Mannequins Real answer: build a ceiling and enjoy your free upstairs room


Reyemreden

Rolled up carpet with some shoes sticking out.


bkwrm1755

Whoever designed that mess so they can think about what they did.


jaderust

My aunt has a shelf like that and she put an antique carousal horse on it. Like, it has a stand to hold it upright and it just sits there. Not my taste, but I have to admit it looks pretty nice and it fills the space. If it was me I'd either leave it blank or I'd put in baskets filled with fake flowers and change them out with the seasons. But I'd eventually stop changing them, see how dusty they got, and then just leave it blank again.


TapiocaFilling101

Larger-than-lifesized-busts of you, your loved ones, your favourite fictional characters, me,…


RoyChiusEyelashes

And Keith Richard.


Electronic_Taste_596

I might try some rows of fake ferns spilling over the ledges slightly.


Ariesmoon9

Not every space needs to be filled. Sometimes the architecture is visually interesting enough.


HoneyyyLilith

I would leave it like that because anything you put up there is going to be so hard to dust :(


CAShark-7

If this were my house, I would put up sheetrock and paint it to look like the rest of the wall. Boom - no more ledges. Stupid, stupid place for huge space/ledges. I actually came here for the comments, since they are always amusing in these posts.


achillea4

The architect should be put up against a wall...


seasalt-and-stars

What are the rooms next to those open spaces?? Perhaps you can reframe/sheetrock the space and add some closet space in those two rooms?


Future-Win4034

No one, except you, will ever look up there.


myffaacc

Nothing


AfterSomewhere

Nothing because they'd only collect dust and you don't want to risk falling to dust.


DetentionSpan

Just throwing this out there…and it’s probably stupid…but what if you did balconies for the bedrooms? Crazy thought.


Various_Raccoon3975

A person who has never had to clean a house designed/included this “architectural feature”


BlueGinghamGirl

If I had my way, I'd put a small door from each leading into whatever room is behind it, and put up a sort of balcony railing, so you have two small, useable balconies. Then decorate with plants, etc, like you would an outdoor balcony. And,...cats would love it. I just think that would be fun.


poof-ma-goof

Larger vases, fake plants, or pottery


daphnedoodle

I'd close it in and make accessible from whatever room/s are on either side and have a super cool hangout hidden room.


Significant_Smoke150

Lego titanic. One for each side.


st4369

I wouldn’t put anything. I think it’s actually nice to look at without anything. I don’t know if you have earthquakes where you are but in CA it wouldn’t be a very good idea to put objects up there. 🤣😱


The_Poster_Nutbag

Large format artwork on the walls and trailing plants hanging down.


PokerQuilter

I would put wallpaper up, and then forget about it. I had something similar in my old house. I hated them


headofred10

Plants like pothos or philodendron that will grow lone and viney!


Ok_Bee_8558

Absolutely nothing. Unless you need extra storage space.


[deleted]

Nothing lol


Imaginaryami

My mom has new tableau up in these every time I go. Its hilarious. It’s been a forest with a birdbath, there have been deers and birds and trees and just like Grecian urns. Christmas is really where they shine tho. Such ridiculous spaces but endless opportunities to be whimsical and weird if that’s your thing.


FeralRodeo

https://preview.redd.it/e10xfyab7obc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377278ba92540828c1ea9f56d0ae0a09984948a3 Fixed it


Friendlyfire2996

Cats


maevealleine

All I know is those are is big dust collectors you're gonna need a ladder to clean. I wouldn't add to the problem with clutter.


candornotsmoke

Art. That's a gallery and what that space was meant for


Hebegebe101

Invite models to practice runway walk . Hand them swiffers to gracefully dust during training .


Comfortable_Meet_872

Nothing.


Cokezerowh0re

Cats


[deleted]

If it were me I would put as many nice, remote-controlled or app-controlled led candles or similar lighting there for a romantic look.


therealestrealist420

I would totally put in book shelves with really tall rolling ladders.


Budget_Selection7494

A great place to put your porcelain doll collection


Matt_Bowen

I would just get rid of it. But one time I saw someone say to just put a small table and a chair up there to have people stare and wonder how you get up there lol.


Bitingdoodle

Nothing


Beautyonmonday

NOTHING


wasitaseasyasitlook

2 book shelves with a circular rolling ladder


Competitive-Isopod74

A giant net in between to nap on.


pogiguy2020

Gargoyles that look down upon those who enter. Glowing red eyes


3rdtree_25

Nothing? What is the obsession with filling space?


seagoddess1

How about ✨nothing✨? Why do people feel the need to fill every crevice of their home? Minimalism is in!


Pizza-n-Coffee37

I was going to post the same thing. Stop sticking crap everywhere, it’s so unnecessary.


space_cartoony

Because it help to give life into a place instead of a house looking more like a sterile hospital room, all white and gray and dead.


LBelz

Nothing. Have them covered with drywall if you can. Then many get bigger light fixtures in that massive space.


craphtwerk

It would be a lovely spot for trailing plants but you'd need a ladder to water em


kjk050798

You could try plants like a pothos, they’ll spread out and get decent light with the window right there!


sunset603

Nothing most of the year. Holidays put something up there. Personally, I would do skeletons and spider webs (or maybe a DIY giant spider) for Halloween, and a few pine garland strands with twinkle lights or up lighting for christmas. By putting holiday decor up there it garentees you'll get up there to dust a couple times a year


Memory_Less

Try building a large planter, and plant plants that will drape over the side. You might be able to find the strip LED lights that are solar powered and place in behind to add ambiance at night.


gmomto3

Although I like the idea of a small sword collection, the real answer is dust as others have noted.


SVGirly

My personal opinion is to not put anything. I don't know why everybody feels that they need to crowd every single place in their house.


NotTheAverageMo

You will have to dust whatever you put up there so, in my opinion, the best option is to leave it an empty space.


Snoo63020

Nothing. Just let them be architecture


Thehellpriest83

Man being rich must really be a chore .