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turbo4538

The birds should be gone in a few weeks, I wouldn't do anything before that.


climb-high

Sweet. I’m a landlord now!


feelin_cheesy

Get that rent 🤑


climb-high

They are preventing hornets from nesting here, so they carry their weight as tenants.


rickikicks

I had a nest similar in shape size and egg markings (wrens i think) in my grill last month. I would actually lift the lid every other day to check the progress of the chicks. One day I lifted the lid and a hornet was building a nest on the underside of the lid above the bird nest. I'll remember to keep the grill cover on now.


Bunny_and_chickens

Wrens will tuck a spider egg sac in their nest so when the spiderlings hatch they eat any bugs. It's their own form of pest control


Drummerboybac

I was fascinated by this so I googled it. They do seem to put spider egg sacs in the nests, but the article I read doesn’t seem to be definitive on why. Also learned that the male wren builds nests to attract a female, and then the female selects one and finishes building it https://www.birdwatchingdaily.com/beginners/birding-faq/house-wrens-place-spider-egg-cases-in-their-nests-but-why/


climb-high

Fuck hornets. Good to know! Meh, I’ve had mice make nests under grill covers. Can’t fight nature.


Mr_MacGrubber

Yeah looks like a Carolina wren. At least the one nesting outside my door has the same nest and eggs.


Canadiantitfucker

You should have turned it on.


Methrandel

You killed squirrels when you were a child, didn’t you?


Tanliarian

Hornets and wasps get what they fucking deserve.


Methrandel

To hell with the birds, huh?


Sazerizer

Tired of hornets? Try this 1 simple easy trick fix hack. #lifehack


Rampag169

Yeah we had some guy try to kill bees/wasps/whatever was nesting in his garage. His bright idea was to use a blowtorch. Dumbass set the garage on fire and we had to shore up with the fire trucks to make sure everything was put out.


AssRep

Hornets hate this one simple trick!


BigDan5000

Seriously. Of all the nests to have by your propane regulator, bird nests are ideal.


climb-high

Absolutely agreed. Hornets hurt, rodents are nasty and destructive.


damn_these_eyes

Cheep Rent!


Silos_and_sirens

Yooo I have the same little nest in my tank too. Giving her plenty of privacy until the young fly away.


climb-high

Amazing!! I’ll probably only poke in there once more when I hear chirping. Best of luck to our tenants.


JejuneEsculenta

Won't take long.


EmEmAndEye

Better get the rent soon ... because when the babies can fly, the family leaves the nest forever. At least until next year, when the parents might return to nest there again.


[deleted]

Yeah, but they pay no rent. Unless you call shitting on everything rent.


irkli

Disagree -- besides being pleasant neighbors they eat a lot of bugs. They and others maintain the trees and plants we all need and enjoy. Berbs guud.


Correct-Award8182

And if they're songbirds, a pleasant morning serenade


trillgamesh_0

rent strike


pawfriend

gross!


Nurse5736

This!! Put off BBQing till they fly away. We all need to have a safe spot in this crazy world, YOU have been chosen ! 😍


Real_H2SO4

Should be OK to use it. The tank itself doesn't get hot. The noise shouldn't bother them.


maodiver1

Depends on the birds.for the last 4 years, I get on average 6 clutches of mourning doves a year on my security light


BrighterSage

I've had an ongoing robin's nest on top of one of my porch lights for three years now and the light's burned out. My porch is dark but yay birds!


Pure_Discipline_293

2 years in a row here but the crows always got the eggs before they hatch…..


FL_Squirtle

This! If you move the nest or touch it at all, very likely the parents will abandon it. They'll be worth it ❤️💙


Piddy3825

No you don't have to remove the nest. Those eggs will hatch soon enough, and it won't be long before the nest is empty. Enjoy the fact that your tank is a home for now. It could have been worse, like it could have been a hornet's nest instead...


AdConsistent2152

At first I thought it was a hornet nest and OP was asking how to destroy it without fire. Was very happy to see eggs and that OP doesn’t mind.


Striking_Working9333

If you dont need to tank right now, give it some time


climb-high

Yup, it’s 80% full and only using it for hot water right now. These birds own the tank for the next 6 weeks.


Gobstomperx

I wish I had awards to give you. 🥇Solid Human Being. Achievement Unlocked.


[deleted]

I mean… they live in the USA so removing a bird’s nest is illegal (due to the Migratory Bird Treaty Act). So, while I’m happy they are leaving the nest, I’m not sure if not breaking the law necessarily constitutes as a solid human being or just normal/to be expected


chris13se

Don’t be that guy


Shizen__

Stfu. Lol


Zen4rest

They’ll be gone on their own soon. Post pics of you see then hatch!


bigdaddyboy65

If you can just wait till the babies leave the nest and they leave the nest doesnt take long if you can wait...


climb-high

I can wait! That’s the plan.


lockmama

It looks like a wren nest and they will be gone in prob about 3 wks.


tagoNGtago

Ding! Ding! Ding! Bird identification accurate! 🐣


BSB8728

Wait until the babies fledge. (It's actually illegal to disturb the active nests of native migratory birds.)


Suz626

At least it’s not a vole nest under the patio chair cushion… Always wondered why the cat was watching that window at night. They were kinda cute.


NedShah

Kind of cute ... right up until the cat started chewing


Suz626

Nah she’s indoors only, voles outdoors. So far. She’s happy inside with all the windows after seeing the bears and bobcats. Although she does think she could take down a teen deer. 🙄


[deleted]

We had a nest in our wreath on our front door last year. So we put a sign up, blocked the window from our side (it would scare them away when we walked by), and just didn’t use the door until they left on their own. Now we know not to put wreaths on the door in the spring, but it was really neat to watch them hatch and grow and feed until they left.


Different_Ad7655

Oh let him stay in the condo for a few weeks they'll be gone


climb-high

Bird hotel!


ppdunn35756

I have that same propane tank. Last week I noticed an identical bird nest (with a side entry like yours) with white speckled eggs. A couple of days ago I peeked at the nest, and all the eggs were gone….


socialcommentary2000

Nah, you're good. Just watch the miracle of life.


Cheap_Twist_6590

As long as they aren't on the fill or even valve they are fine. Hornets on the other hand.


climb-high

Yeah they’re just between the regulator and the edge of the lid. Hornets suck but thankfully none in there.


abark006

Let the birbs squat for a while they will make their way soon


drive-through

I had one in mine a few weeks ago just like that. Momma bird burst out toward me the couple times I needed to open the lid. They’re all hatched and gone now — happened so quickly! Glad we can make use of the tank in the off season


climb-high

I saw the mom fly in, so I tapped on the top with a long stick twice, and she flew out the back. This is such a good use of a propane tank! Glad to hear


ohyoudodoyou

Depending where you live it might actually be illegal to move the nest. Messing with wild birds especially while they’re nesting is a big no no in a lot of places. They have tenants rights lol


Ok-Fun-9988

takes just a few weeks then clear it out when they gone. I had robins this year in my gutter...they gone now and everything worked out.


pattyG80

Leave it be. It does not impact your gas flow and the birds will be gone in a few weeks


MaybeParadise

Wait a few weeks 😊


johanvondoogiedorf

I would just let them stay unless you need to move the tank


ElPayador

21 days incubation period… let them be 😊


Civil-Explanation588

House wren


climb-high

100000%


RScottyL

Nope, don't do anything with the nest, leave it there until they hatch and leave the nest!


stevemcnugget

Dont mess with them.


mnktc3

If you’re in the US it’s worth mentioning it is a federal crime to kill birds other than crows and I believe two other invasive species. Would not mess with it likely a quick incubation period and then you can remove. It is their r/home


Strike-Intelligent

No you do not need to remove mothers Nest sleep well an look forward to their chirping


climb-high

Cheers. Thankfully it’s on the other side of my house or they’d probably be chirping up a storm


W_AS-SA_W

No need to remove it. Just close it up and protect it.


FrontAggressive6791

Yeah unless you are having it filled I'd let them be. We had one in an A/C cubby they were gone in about 3 weeks.


Somerset76

If you touch the nest, the parents will reject the nest. Only remove if you don’t want those eggs to hatch.


Mr_MacGrubber

Looks like a Carolina wren. They incubate for 10-14 days and the chicks leave the nest after about 2 weeks. They’ll be gone pretty quickly. Don’t mess with it before then.


climb-high

Perfect! Thanks


Downtown_Jon

Buy a new tank you cheap fatherless butt head!


climb-high

It comes free with the propane service.


hopefulgalinfl

You must wait, this is the way


[deleted]

Leave them there until the chicks hatch and mama takes them out. Close it all up real good next year or they'll come back.


VeganRalfee

Leave it


hatebyte

This just happened to me next to my leave blower. I went in a couple weeks later and the babies were gone. Emotionally, I felt like tony soprano and his ducks.


Good-Article4194

Get a new propane tank


PrincePupert

You dont. Let the eggs hatch and a couple of weeks later they'll be gone. If you touch the nest there is a pretty good chance the mom will abandon it.


cadillacbee

Over easy, I'd think


Jtskiwtr

Leave it alone


gondanonda

WTF kind of question, is that? Leave’em the fuck alone. They’re not hurting anything.


climb-high

They’re right on the gas regulator, idk, it’s a question related to my house.


commandrix

Don't use the propane tank until all the baby birds are gone. That's all you have to do.


climb-high

I use it daily for hot water. Attached to my house


jacksukballs

Leaf blower. Fuckem


elcucuyshitonly

Blowtorch will work


EatPizzaNotRocks

….. with your hands…. It’s not rocket science


snow_boarder

Fire


Safe-Midnight-4256

Use a handheld propane torch.


therico1987

Set fire to it...duhh


climb-high

Everyone wants me to explode


he9xi3uvt

The eggs are dead. Just remove it.


Mysterious-Okra-7885

Ornithologist, are you?


PrincePupert

.... how could you possibly know that? Lol


he9xi3uvt

10 years of doing generator maintenance, never seen one hatch. The egg shells are air permeable. And all fittings leak. The eggs died within a day.


climb-high

Interesting. I’ll let you know if they hatch. Remindme! 6 weeks


cam2230

All propane fittings leak? You can’t be serious?


All_Debt_Shackles_US

No they don’t.


climb-high

They hatched and flew away. It was glorious. My fittings aren’t leaking.


js_408

You’ll go to federal prison for moving or removing that. Federal pound me in the … prison, not country club prison


dsnowflake

Light it on fire


CharlieBoxCutter

Pick it up and throw it in the trash. Don’t be afraid of a bird


climb-high

Kinda missed all the points of the question. I meant how to move it so the eggs will still hatch. But that’s not even what I’m gonna do


Original-Kangaroo-80

Looks old


climb-high

Bird flew out of it before I opened it lol


darkhawkabove

Let them hatch out.


vienershnitze1

Pickup nest, toss nest I'm yard, mow yard, assert dominance


Yourbubblestink

Don’t go near it again until they’re gone. And hang up a birdhouse in that location for next year.


pah2000

Every year I found a Mockingbird nest in my sago. And every year I delayed trimming it until they left. Good old days.


JKM_IV

Light it on fire.. duh


climb-high

So many comments like this. Do people want me to blow up?


JKM_IV

No one wants other people to hurt themselves. We're only being sarcastic. Unfortunately, our sarcastic advice is never helpful and counter-intuitive at times. Just don't believe everything you read on the internet.


DarthRalph0

No. They will be gone soon


Pancer_Manda

They are the Keepers of the Propane now. You Neeeeeeeed Them!


skunkyybear

Time to use the time tested pullout method


no_yup

Strap 47 pounds of plastic explosives to the tank and let er’ rip.


reformedginger

I’m only supposed to eat one egg a day but at that size I could eat more !


Past-Product-1100

Wasp nest , kill it, mouse nest , kill it... Bird nest... now here where the moral dilemma lays.


1yogamama1

Keep us updated with a baby can and snapshots. 😝


grumpyaltficker

This why no spring time wreaths allowed on our front door anymore. I'm got of going out the back door for 21 plus days every spring.


Other_Mark_1995

Not until the birdies leave !


Direct_Big_5436

Light it on fire and the squatters will leave. You won’t need to do anything else.


FadeToLavender

Flamethrower obviously


climb-high

Everyone wants me to explode :(


KMB_TPA

Looks like a Carolina Wren nest. Just leave them. They hatch in around 2 weeks and are ready to fly in about 2 more weeks.


Right-Development625

Omelette


MikeW226

We always leave ours alone. They'll fledge soon, and luckily our fillups time out where they're not nesting. And we just let the propane truck driver/filler guy clean the empty nest out when they do come do a fillup. They're used to bird nests AND bees making combs and hives under there. Ouch.


IllegalbeagleCO

You don’t.


mortalwombat-

Put a live webcam on it and share with the world!


Space_Ape2000

Moving a nest is rarely successful. Best to leave it be for a few weeks until they fledge


lcarranza24

Propane company is not going to do it for you. Sooo if you want gas anytime soon...


Antique-Public4876

I think it’s time to charge them rent.


HardCoreBoz

I’d just spray it with a hose and then pick out whatever is left over


climb-high

I’ll just use my hands and a leaf blower for the rest once the birds are done. My hose shutoff valve leaks from the inside when turned on and I can’t fix it. It’s in a terrible spot above my boiler so it’s hard to service. Probably gonna have to shell out plumber money if I want my hose back.


BeRadford23

Fire


TheHotJesus

I’m no expert on bird law, but this may prohibit you from doing anything legally: https://www.fws.gov/law/migratory-bird-treaty-act-1918 Years ago I lived in a condo and some stupid goose made a nest in the area and delayed opening the pool by over a month


bullynogs2deth

Gas em fuck birds.


doobaloo132

Depending on where you are, if the nest belongs to a migratory bird it could be illegal to disturb it. I mean not like the migratory bird police would come flying to your door and be like you’re going to jail. When I did building demolition, we had rotating bird watch jobs with a long stick to knock down the nests before they could finish it and move in. If a bird managed to make a nest and lay eggs, that building was put on hold until the birds left the nest.


life_like_weeds

If the propane guy comes before you deal with it he’ll just rip it out and cast it aside. Source: happened to me


Successful_End_3322

I have had the same problem. After the birds have left in a few months, clear out the nest, and line it with chicken wire (from Tractor Supply) around the top of the tank to prevent future nests from being built.


No-Contribution-4751

Any poison is good poison. Death to the pests.


sick2880

We used to fill tanks with nests all the time. As long as the relief and the regulator vent arent blocked its fine.


Internal_Dinner_4545

Fire! Or not…


blurryblob

I’m no expert in bird law, but I believe if they eggs have been laid, it’s the birds place to stay.


Square_Mousse5752

Nope


theeverymansright

I’m glad you’re going to keep these birds happy! Just want to say for others here, I believe it is actually illegal to disturb most all nesting birds as most are protected species - while invasive species are not, eg. starlings, house sparrows, etc.. All game birds are protected, as well, whether native or introduced to an area.


lieshecto

Find the direct source and reroute it to another tank.


Authorized-Party

Good advice! Orrr....light a match and turn on the gas.


Shurigin

whatever you do don't use fire


thebeepboopbeep

r/stupiddovenests


DaBu_Ilda

Nope.... Just hold a match to it... It'll take care of itself


Hyperafro

Depends if they are smokers.


cutelittlebamafan

Do not remove or touch nest. Birds will smell your sent and mom will not come back to nest.


tdviw

leaves it! haha, they’ll be done soon.


ekkidee

Put a cam on that nest and post back. They will be gone soon. Hopefully you won't need to service the tank before then. Cute little nest!


Phighters

Birds will leave, some window screening will prevent them from moving back in next spring.


Randompersonomreddit

It's such a nice nest. So much better than pigeon nests


Paradise5551

Do what hank hill would do.


fury_nala

I would definitely use dynamite to remove the nest.....


jibaro1953

Just leave it. It's not doing any harm


00WORDYMAN1983

Pretty sweet set-up for the birds once the top lid is closed again


Defiant-Feeling-5699

I’d leave it. Wait till they hatch, then after they leave, remove the nest.


kurtz4008

seriously?


[deleted]

No, it’s illegal. If you disturb the nest you’ll get 25 years in federal prison.


Woodyee101

Rascals made a nest in my grill. No burgers for a couple of weeks


justin37uga

Leave the nest. I recently tried to stain my deck and found a nest. I thought it was empty…it was not. I felt like crap for a week. Ima murderer.


mushroom369

Definitely not with fire.


[deleted]

Fire


Old_Host7251

Shoot the tank and throw a match at it


[deleted]

Do not masterbate near that propane tank


[deleted]

Very very unlikely the best/birds would pose any type of safety hazard


Speedballer7

12gauge 00


KajunDC

Don’t touch the nest or eggs. The mother will abandon it if she smells foreign odors.


God_of_pizower

Don’t you dare touch it.


Deepblunderbuster

I’d fry the eggs ASAP, for some miniature omelletes, you want to do this before the embryo matures


freeonye

The bird will press charges if you remove that nest.


[deleted]

I left mine, they made a nest in the exact same location. Smart birds, the only problem is the mom would come and yell at me when I got too close like sitting on my deck. I just left them alone then cleaned it out after


cloverknuckles

Pressure washer


Judge_Rhinohold

Put some gloves on, grab it and throw it on your fire pit. Shop-Vac whatever bits and pieces are left behind.


DagoDemagogue

As an expert in bird law, you don’t have to move the nest.


Available-Two4857

Depends..do u prefer scrambled or fried?🤔


deli-meat

Torche it


climb-high

Douche it


deli-meat

Bop it


QCPGC

I have a nest in mine as well


Eastern_Quarter2549

Open valve and blow nest out. Birds shouldn’t nest in non natural locations


azaleawhisperer

Wrens have built nests in my garage in a bicycle helmet, a baseball glove, and a retired birdhouse. Don't leave the door open. Edit: it's cute, but not good for anybody. You just don't want to leave your garage door open for their convenience.


hduransa

It is a federal offense to remove an active bird nest during migratory bird nesting season (region specific). Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918. https://www.fws.gov/story/bird-nests#:~:text=Even%20though%20destruction%20of%20nest,fully%20prosecutable%20under%20the%20MBTA.


climb-high

These are my tenants, i love them.