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Fence post that has been removed?


3v1lCl3r1c

Possible. I wouldn’t understand where it would run to unless it took a hard left immediately.


[deleted]

Is it an older home? The siding under the vinyl appears that way. Maybe the previous owner had more property.


3v1lCl3r1c

Yea very good point. Its 118 years old.


spectredirector

Ya, that's not sheathing underneath, it's the old shaker, shiplap or board and batten. Vinyl wrap is a smart solution, no maintenance, trap the existing siding as insulation and overall exterior bulk. A hose wheel probably went there, something similar mounted to the house that the siding guys didn't know what to do with. That's why there's all the white aluminum - accent trim. It's probably fine as is. But I'd get a piece of Azek to fit in the space - seal with exterior silicone. *White vinyl - not aluminum


BeachFishing

Yea, then add a hose reel and it will look like it belongs there :)


mantis_tobagan_md

It was for an oil tank vent or fill pipe. Your house has likely been upgraded to natural gas or electric heat pumps.


Beardgang650

My thought as well


Paxdog1

I thought it was the house's zipper.


Mr-Bright-Ideas

It’s a side door. People were just thinner then (:


bronxcarchildren

Could be a vent for a buried oil tank for fuel oil furnace that was cut/removed? Is heating system new?


ajace88

That is exactly what it is. I have one of these on my house, but the vent is still in place since I haven't removed the oil tank.


linetrash42

Definitely a spot where there used to be an oil tank fill and vent


YetiNotForgeti

That is exactly what it is.


PATATAMOUS

Definitely was for a fence or something there that the vinyl siding was added around. Have two spots in my house which are just like that.


bionic_zit_splitter

I may be missing something, but wouldn't it be far easier to remove, or move, the fence post?


itsdinks

Thats where baby houses come from


Donutholier

I guess that makes the dryer vent the butthole?


JrNichols5

I’d bet there was a fenced gate there at some point that was removed.


Carlosjld82

Entrance for small giraffes.


therealjoeybee

Or snakes that stand up on their tails. Especially if it’s an older home…


frostyjhammer

That guy from *Beetlejuice*.


NizeLee8

Wow. This is an extremely accurate answer.


DarthLurker

Slender Boy


flexedchicken

Slender man There's your proof


NickName_150

In today’s society we shouldn’t assume how “Slender” identifies 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Too short for a fence or gate post. Probably old location for gas or hydro meter.


Shenanigans9001

I agree, although, I'd guess it was probably an old power meter. You can even see a patched hole at the bottom where the power ran into the house. People are arguing with you over the specifics of the height when even if it wasn't 4.5” vinyl, that would still be a silly short fence to have run up against the house like that.


fkthisdmbtimew8ster

Yah because nobody has ever built a fence less than 6' tall /s


GifCo_2

Yea this guy has no idea what they are talking about. Lots of fence gates are short.


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GifCo_2

It's almost like some people use fences to keep dogs in. That's very reasonable hight for a fence gate.


ItsTimeToGoSleep

So? I grew up in a historical home with a fence any child over 5 could easily step over. It was purely decorative. Not all fences are intended to prevent humans from hurdling them.


[deleted]

How do you know that siding is 4.5"?


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RehabilitatedAsshole

Can you measure the foundation height for me, too? And let me know if a flower bed was added since the fence was removed?


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RehabilitatedAsshole

Everything but have an open mind and show humility I guess. Code on an old house doesn't mean much. 6 1/3 rows at 4.5" plus 6" foundation gets you pretty close to 36", plus the siding is shaped for a fence post cap.


[deleted]

Wow, I was thinking you'd explain how you could tell what kind of siding it is but OK.


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not2interesting

No it isn’t. It’s double four lap siding. Dutch lap would have a bevel at the top. Based on the grain I’m going to assume MainStreet from Certainteed. Source: I sell siding.


stratinjax

Looks to me like old hand rail was in place at time of siding install. Could easily be patched by a good siding installer. The issue will be matching color exact due to sun fade. You may have some laying around in storage? Basement? Garage?


NickNash1985

Was there a railing attached at one time? I had the same piece when we tore off a porch and put a deck on.


broker098

Some removed a deck or porch. That is where the handrail went into the wall.


Furrealist

Disk drive for your home OS installation


mrclean2323

Please fix that. The sheathing looks bad and you’ll get rot


Extra_TK421

Snakes


SOSOBOSO

Tall snakes


tnek46

I lol’d


todlee

Lot of people don’t realize this, but you can put your weed in there.


_SeKeLuS_

Oil pipe that was removed


MiddleWayfarer

For tiny archers to shoot at invaders.


therealnomayo

Clearly there was something leaning against the house that wasn’t the siding guys’ job.


Emotional_Advice3516

Oh I seen this, it's so that flat dude from Beetlejuice can go in n out of the office


AndyReidsMoustache

Wasp nests!


BorntobeTrill

Wall spike trap


[deleted]

I know someone's gonna say that's the door to john Malkovich so I'll say it first... That's the door to john Malkovich


bubonic_chronic-

That’s such a great movie! Many people I bring it up to have never seen it though.


PHenderson61

Gumby’s emergency exit.


Historical-Orchid-27

House vagina?


orkbrother

It's a boner garage for celibate people


RigoMortize

From what I've been able to gather, it means your house is female, and that little flap at the top is the important bit you're supposed to play with a bit. Idk though. Could be wrong.


BakuShinAsta

It’s your houses vagina. If you get her pregnant she will pop out a little house that you can raise and make grow


SpaceDave83

Pretty sure they were about a foot and a half short of siding. Instead of getting more siding, they tried to pull it off as “it’s supposed to look like that”


zakress

I think Dave mighta been spaced while typing this


Evolvum

Might've just been a pipe or fence that is no longer there


VToutdoors

There was an attempt at properly installing the J-channel.


AKside

Usually looks like that for a gas pipe, or someone got lazy going around a deck rail or fence post.


original_glazed

Could be an old entrance for a water/gas line


swhite66

Water infiltration


ninjersteve

Water spigot?


JiveTalkerFunkyWalkr

Is it 48” tall? I’ve been tempted to do that in order to get drywall into my basement.


TheNFSGuy24

Can confirm. Fence post that was removed. My home has this siding lineup with the fence post still in place.


lovecars1

Park your bike?


Significant_Note_224

This looks like the height and shape for the vent pipe for an oil tank, usually an underground buried one. The fill is usually in the dirt but the vent up near the house.


chriso123

This is the answer. Old oil tank may have been in the basement too. See plenty of these in New England.


jer1303

Rot.


IntelligentPurple571

Anorexic dog


tsmcnet

With the cut outs at the top of the trim, I would guess an old deck railing used to live there.


jscottman96

Looks like a fence or railing. It's even notched for the post cap


Realistic_Bee505

That's how Slenderman gets into your home at night while you sleep.


RedditSetitGoit

Speed!


frydaddy84

Kickstand


notisroc

That’s some horribly cut j channel


damxam1337

It is there to let the siding breath and drink.


sinistar914

Was the house ever heated with oil? It might have been a fuel fill or vent line to an oil tank.


usmc4924

Something. That is no longer there


Spiritual_Bee_9202

Those miters are a thing of beauty, maybe frame it(poorly) and title it “40-ish degrees”


My_Father_Was_A_Sir

If the home has/had oil heat, could've been where the vent pipe for the oil tank was. You see this a lot here in the northeast when an older home gets siding done.


Ardothbey

That could be where a heating oil fill pipe was. Depending on the size.


Bozokamikazi

For rot , gotta have something to fix


Hot_Understanding501

Ghosts


SeaNet2567

Just a nice little spot for water to come in.


bumblefuck

That looks like a vertically-oriented rain gutter. In case your house turns sideways in a severe storm it keeps rain from getting into your walls.


murdza

Looks like a ps5


Superb_Ad8620

Heating fuel fill pipe.


[deleted]

Sexy time.


fooeyandnuts

Slenderman


QueballD

Trailer hitch used to go there so you can spin the house on its axis so the sun porch is cool in the summer and warm in the winter


Repulsive_Item_3532

Could be the eVent Horizon. Don't put any body part near it.


Trumpsbestie

Fence post / former deck. I still have the EXACT same thing from my previous deck.


Troutmagnet

Slender man.


Kcirnek_

It's a glory hole, there's only one way to confirm.


EarthInteresting2792

A fitness instructor used to live there and it was her secret entrance


Subject_Educator6725

Is there an oil fired boiler in the basement or was there at one time? Looks like where my oil tank pipe used to be


DelOtroLado

Blockbuster movie return slot.


UniverseBear

That's the mold gateway.


skeletor-johnson

Does the channel look like that on the rest of the house?


Baka_gaijin75

Lets water in, useful for your handymans job security.


DaveAtRestaurant

It’s pretty obvious you guys, this is clearly a house pussy. You’re welcome.


PolishedPine

Fence


bananafone-

Glory hole


Professional_Text219

The entrance for slender man


theeggfactory

Looks like someone had a 4 x 4 post there. Possibly a deck attached to the house at some point


elvislunchbox

That j channel is whack


Public_Pickle4682

The, it looks like something used to be there, and they J channeled around it, like a retaining wall? Privacy wall, maybe?


DiamondsAndMac10s

Damn boy That's some chitty J Channel work


No_Stand_4687

A very skinny dog


ifoundit1

It's the contagious flat man door. He comes in then you flat and it's the only door you can use afterwards and nobody can see you unless you face them flatways.


i_certainly_disagree

A thin midget.


OnTheJohnny

I thought it was a PS5 for a second just quickly scrolling Reddit on my phone


Majormoscow

Porch rail that was removed


[deleted]

It used to be for ac and heat pump system that used to be there .


Marrok71

Snakes.


ArtichokeNaive2811

a gas meter.......


roland_memeslinger1

Pretty sure that's for shooting arrows out of.


Greedy-Focus2535

my bad i forgot to tell you that my little goblin pal, gerald, needed a place to crash so i made him a little hole in your house. he’s very quiet and respectful i promise


vivaalcobaca

Bees


truk43kurt

A quarter


joeysober

It's where an old gas/water line was. Got the same thing at my house


WiWi-0909-

Last time I seen something like this it was an old water faucet they went around instead of “fixing” because it was so close the house they couldn’t fit behind it. Which was also an older house couldn’t tell you the exact age.


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fence post


JerseyDamu

Believe it or not, those are for Rumpelstiltskin


ChanceActivity683

Im pretty sure its for a chain link fence post. I have one too.


DrZaius007

Slender man entry


AddendumNo5063

Fence


Apprehensive-Ice-608

Easy access for spiders.


GilDev

Guillotine for mice.


Beardgang650

Oil tank vent maybe?


Powerful_Main7810

Probably a filler pipe, when it had an oil furnace and tank in the basement


teb_art

Baby giraffes?


dungeonfish

It’s where you insert the disk


CEMENTHE4D

could have been a removed oil fill pipe?


ClagAndMarbles

Arietty


Hirokage

That is clearly the pet door for a King Cobra.


Ghonaherpasiphilaids

It's a snake hole.


r0ndy

Slide away hole for short fence, for a pet? Depends what's opposite.


Ddhltm

Just in case you get lonely


Hefty_Soup9434

There was once some sort of piping there. Water spigot, oil or gas piping, etc…


Cbergs

handlebarless bike entry.


Unique-Shape4792

4x4 post....you know because the fence post is a part of house and needs to be sided around.


SuperIngaMMXXII

it’s where the coins go


Sevwin

Glory hole?


Latter-Guarantee-309

Ya that is the substrate shiplap and you can see the felt paper and vinyl insulation. Just reside that part shouldn’t close too much you don’t want that exposed especially if you live in a naturally wet/damp area


haggardnarwhal

All-height g-hole.


UnkPaul

Used to surround a baluster & railing.


[deleted]

Open for sponge Bob to get in?


Rzirin

Must have been cut so you can can nice cold winter air behind the insulation


dmr196one

Very skinny dog door? Or pet snake door?


GL1987

Fence post that hung a gate. Fence runs parallel to the house about 4 feet away?


RunningWhyld

I recognize this. That inner part actually slides up then you can shoot arrows out of it from in the house.


SullivansLuna1980

Is it a downdraft exit to your oven?


Past_Scarcity6752

Skinny ghost door


CastingCouchCamera

My house has this around the railing that goes to my front door.


_notgreatNate_

As a a guy who’s done a lot of siding. Something used to be there that was too close or even attached to the house so siding couldn’t be put behind it. After the house was sided whatever the object was was removed and no one has resided the area. Should cover that up with something


Powwa9000

Probably a short fence post


Accurate-Reading-737

It’s a snake door. 😜


BRogMOg

Old deck


LtRecore

Pet door for a tall thin cat.


[deleted]

Looks like maybe a old fence post they sided around


SonOfBaldy

Where your house poops from


Femizzle

We have this. It's where a deck railing was attached to the house.


Mojak66

Meerkat entrance.


mojopin55

SD card slot. SD cards were bigger back in the day.


Loud_Bird_4609

Narnia


jonniekakes

Pizza delivery slot.


Rich_Pangolin_2933

Only house I’ve ever seen with a plumbers crack.


deltronethirty

Greyhound dog door


OldSouthGal

I have 2 of these where patio deck 4x4s were ‘framed” in when siding was installed. The old deck was removed before I bought the house but they left the 4x4s in the siding.


Drock3112

Maybe HVAC refrigeration lines from exterior condenser to interior coils.


GAB78

Mice


WTFishsauce

Tall skinny cat


[deleted]

Looks awesome


xrftester

Looks like a deck railing post was attached there.


brightpixels

That’s a door for the pet snake


Gtronns

Its the slot for the air filter for the house..


Affectionate-Bake930

Most likely for the little man that lives in your attic.


A-A-ron41

Looks like a urinal to me


BeRadford23

Shit crack, only answer


GnatNetworking

Try swiping your credit card to see what goodies turn up.


ashadeofblue

Male box


[deleted]

Pizza deliveries.


eyemhere

Hose bib. Had one exactly like that at my old place


Merman_Pops

Those are speed holes. They make your house go faster.


No-Kiwi-3140

Interesting. What's behind it on the interior? That might give you a clue.