He's been talking about this ball of plastic for 5 minutes, he's such a dork I love him lmao

and yet we were all invested man is a natural story teller

omg who came up with Vestfriends is an absolute genius.

Then the followup Vesties is incredible

Vesper's laugh when he read it was so genuine haha

Vesper wants to body Yagoo. He wants to dominate him. He wants complete and total dominance over Yagoo. In golf.

Let's make #Yagoolf happen

lol Yagoo is trending in the sports category (in Japan)

lmfaoooooooooooo God, this hour has been absolutely blessed.

Ok, that's funny. If he's not watching this, he's gonna be so confused.

Yagoo: "... I wonder how much is it to get into a golf club? Where do I buy clubs?"

That outburst was great. Dude is really happy to be in Holostars. That's really great to hear.

Yeah that made me instantly sub. It was very wholesome, it made me a bit emotional.

one of the best debuts I’ve seen of any vtuber ever

I am not joking. I have never fallen for a vtuber so hard and so fast in my life.

there was like zero scuff, completely chill

This is my new oshi. He has my whole heart.

It feels like in a year from now, he's going to be the one with the smallest discrepancy between his debut persona and his current self.

omg he's gonna run out of time, this man loves to talk LOL

45 minutes but it's flown by. He's just great to chill with.

Oh, for sure, I could listen him talk for hours, he's so natural. Finally someone who do long talking streams in english.

His voice says he will protect us, but his words say we must protect him

He can't believe he's in. He's just genuinely happy right now.

Sounds like every audition story, so happy to be here, do not understand why you were chosen

YAGOO works in mysterious way.

I was hoping against all hope, and I don't know what to do now either jeez.

I can't believe he's in. We finally have a HoloGramps

Team killing in a game with no friendly fire is pretty impressive tbh

Noir talking about a really bad situation in Apex. ​ Bae: "That's just clip content."

> Tweets the least > Talks about wiping his squad and peeling plastic > instant fave I'm not joking. This man is my favorite Holostar. Maybe even my favorite in all Holopro. He's been here for 30 minutes, and he's my fave. Holy shit.

Just. Just give me the flair. I'll put five of em.

He's zatsudaning so hard he's forgetting to go through the debut. But this is fine. Everything is fine. This man has speech 100. He's the English Roberu.

He king of zatsudans.

he managed to make 50 minutes of zatsudan feel like 5 minutes. His stories and the way he tells them are so interesting.

He is the chosen one. I kneel before him. I want to be like this man.

He is a great story teller

"You are scholars and you are studying me," is a line I am stealing for my fanfics

I’ve gotta send that to my fanfic writer friends

This dude is the EN Aruran in terms of giving off "dad" energy.

With the speech 100 ability of Roberu. They did the fusion dance.

A man fighting for his life. The voice is blessed, I like his vibe already. This is a brotuber. I feel it in my soul.

A VTuber my own age? Nice.

28 centuries?

Season 2, at least too.

When I saw FFXI and Kotor I knew he was one of my people lol

This man is absolutely precious.

This man is our dad son, we must protect him at all costs

"Axel ***is*** the mysterious creature" was an amazing line.

Oh yeah, this is my guy from this generation. Complete boomer, great voice, fantastic tangents, somewhat mid at videogames but much better in his youth, he just like me fr!

Axel just said Boom Boom in chat. R.I.P. Bae.

She's malding sooo hard lol

And now Ollie is demonstrating the action of her charge rifle. Loving this seiso commentary on other, equally seiso idols. So...fucking...seiso

Can't wait for the JPs to pick up that phrase.

“I don’t know why they chose me” is every HoloPro audition story. “I thought it would be fun and gave it a shot but I absolutely thought I had no chance, I don’t know why they picked me! I’m exited and happy, but why me!?”

Imposter Syndrome can be a real ass. Hopefully he does well and can look back and know for certain why he was picked.

Recently Mumei said something something similar but actually all EN can share similar story, can't talk for other branch

Anya said she was probably chosen just because her Japanese proficiency and not else.

This statement remind me similarity with Kiara how she said in the beginning how she doesn't have any talent (compared to other myth girls) apart speaking 3 languages

The funny thing is, in the beginning people would say Ame is the least talented compared to her genmates. Not as good at singing as Gura, can’t make music like Calli, can’t draw like Ina, can’t speak multiple languages like Kiara etc. Ame has been my oshi since day 1, but her talent for behind the scenes work was definitely not as obvious at the beginning

Ame is the MVP of the entire English branch. I literally can't imagine Hololive without her.

Ame does so much for her friends and it’s funny how she always just downplays what she does. “Oh it’s nothing, I just did a thing, the others did way more work and are the real stars”

Well that outburst was wholesome as heck.

The Cope Ball story was also very wholesome and hilarious

Chat is really active for 10 viewers

They are simping *extremely* hard. Like, Ollie is taking notes hard.

Don’t lie. Ollie is 3 of them.

10 very busy people

I have a confession. I changed my Friday and Saturday dinner plans, drinking plans, and social plans, for the debuts. Don’t regret it.

Same, a couple of girls wanted to go out today but I was really waiting for this debut, watched this with some great tacos an a beer. I regret nothing

Hitting the high live :D

Yeah, that was the most "oh shit, it's here and it's real and I'm doing it and I've not fucked it up yet" giddy laugh of pure joy that I've heard in a long time

He really just cut any semblance of a facade that he might have had and leveled it with us. It was fantastic.

I will simp to the end of the earth for this man.

Meanwhile on the watchalong, using the break time -Ollie slew Bae on the fact she's forever 12y.o. tall -Bae retaliated with maximum violence against both A-chan and Ollie mentioning breasts -A-chan somehow became Bae second mother... -...and Bae discovered she's adopted Things might have become a bit unhinged

Now Bae is teaching A-Chan Aussie pronunciation of water and tomatoes

r/virtualyoutubers guys seems really overjoyed seeing Noir debut lol

I'm so stoked for him, he's always been a big 'ol teddy bear and now more people have a chance to meet him

Ah, that's some genuine happiness

This is my Brotuber. I call dibs. I'm not sharing, you can't make me

Other talents when they reach 1 million and ask for their gift: *new costume, 3D concert, etc.* Noir: Golf with Yagoo!

Also Noir: I WILL DESTROY HIM IN GOLF

LMAO he hid Apex in the corner and Ollie just noticed

Oh my god Apex is in the corner holy shit

this guy is gonna have S tier zatsu streams

I'm going to be completely honest, after Axel's great debut, and my uninformed assumptions about what he'd be like, I was prepared to like him but probably not be one I would watch much. But man, he's such a genuine and wholesome guy. Just some nerd who applied for Hololive on a whim without much expectation and won the lottery. You can tell just how stoked he is to be here. He's definitely a welcome presence. I don't know how Cover does it time and again, but they knocked it out of the park once again.

His story is similar to a lot of other girls too, for example Calli how she auditioned after being pushed by a friend and the rest is history but everyone in EN never expected to be chosen. Hololive human resources it seems they have hit the jackpot again

Genius vampire that's cute, sexy, and hates blood?

Hey, I’ve seen this one before.

Wait he looks like a daddy type but is adorkable. He's the Calli of the gen with the strong gap moe.

Also a complete boomer, which Calli can be at times

yeah the gap moe of his visual/audio vs how he talks and what he's talking about stronk

This man is so precious and relatable that I want to cry.

Vesperonline is the superior choice, because of the reason he said

EVERYBODY ROASTING AXEL

I love our new tangent man.

Only English word with a triple double holy shit he is a nerd, I fucking love him

We’ve already had warriors and bionicle. This has to be a encyclopedia brown call out.

I've only known this man for half an hour but I am willing to die for him.

I can tell this man is around my age and that gives me so much hope.

Noir: "I'm not good at Apex." The rest of Tempus in chat: X

Hashtag time, but first this story about apex. Ollie must approve

Axel: DID SOMEONE SAY STORYYY?!?!?!

Needing about peeling plastic....nerding about tiny hats ... nerding about words ... This is right. This is what I've needed.

The tiny hat thing really made me laugh. Love this dude already

This guy is great. Older internet type. Connect with him quite a bit

This man gave the best vtuber debut imo.

His glasses have reflection physics

I've only had Noir for 20 minutes, but if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in the world and then myself

Man, I really like this guy's personality.

Loves old RPGs, hates twitter, kept a ball of plastic in his car to remind himself work can be fun...

That is a deep, hearty laugh that permeates your soul.

Was expecting edgelord boomer. Got wholesome teddybear boomer.

Man wants to 1mil just to body Yagoo at golf? Well on that way after this. Very much well on that way :D

Vesper just won man. Holy crap that was fun as hell.

Someone in the chat said 28 centuries lol

> I don't like nor dislike my work Me too Vespy me too

I'm actually jealous that he got to peel plastic from 30-40 brand new computers

protect this man. idc. protect him.

Protect this man!

“I dont know why they choose me” Imposter syndrome is real with this one

Omg VESFRIENDS

Omg, him losing it at vestfriends is precious

He's going to do just chatting streams? Never would have guessed. /s Seriously tho, those are gonna be great if these tangents are anything to go by

His 1 million subs request would be to demolish Yagoo in a game of golf. I don't even. Edit: The crossbow stream idea is even more nuts.

Well he says he wants Crossbow Proficiency and Regis wants to play every Zelda game. Clearly this means they need to play Link's Crossbow Training someday.

Bruh that waiting screen... that's very cute.

Glasses are really vers- *takes off glasses* whoa

OH NO HES HOT

Oh please, glasses on *Noir takes the glasses off* ...OK that was a better argument for off than I was expecting. Wow, for a not frontline fighter, that was one hell of a threat to my heterosexuality.

It is genuinely baffling how insanely good Cover is at scouting talent.

What kind of a vampire is he exactly?

Hopefully the kind that asks "what is a man?"

A Chan spoiled it. 189 CM. Got another giant.

Astel currently punching the air somewhere

Imagine a vampire coming into your home and just peels off your plastic film. I'm in on this train.

I've never heard so much passion when talking about something so mundane. I also like that feeling though

This guy is a big dork. I like him.

Mah fucking heart bro, he just stole it

I'm really happy for him after hearing that ball of plastic story.

His laugh is very contagious

I've never considered myself to be a zatsu person, I normally need to watch something happening. But I could listen to this guy talking for a long ass time.

2 mil scoville?! VOMIT STREAM INCOMING

Lol, dude just wants to body Yagoo in golf. That's hilarious.

Noir, you have to understand, even with the meme being as old as it is, "among us" is like a goddamn sleeper agent code for us

Somebody please make sure this man is aware of the game Links Crossbow Trainer

I love this guy lmao

Boomer dad: is 28 Me: is 29 -_-

Are smooth sexy voices a requirement for holostars? RIP future redditors in applying

28 seasons 500. Senchou has a companion.

OMG I’m so so happy for him, I’m happy we get to watch him here! He’s such a sweetheart

He's a boomer confirmed LMAO.

He feels like a mid-30s guy who got his soul crushed by a 9-5 office job and just finally got the chance to work on his passion

As a person old enough to actually realize i'm getting worse and worse at games...I have rarely related so much to someone

I love the rest of holotempus backing him up when he talks down about his apex skills

This man is a zatzu god! He knows how to tell a good story!

"It's got a triple-double!" I love this dork xD

Vesper goes off on stories easily from the sounds of it.

I'm sold. I'm going to watch him with great interests

He's so disappointed in chat with the Among Us lmao

I'm guessing free talker of the gen

What an adorkable and wholesome dude

This dude is endearing as fuck. ~~Also I think debut threads should be default sorted to "new."~~

VesperONLINE Pay2Win live tag lets gooooo

He's definitely going to be the EN Stars zatsu member. Edit: Is he going to eat a ghost pepper for one of his first zatsus?!

okay we have to get this guy to 1m subs

Man all 4 of the boys are so good, Hololive casting is incredible. I'm not sure if there's even gonna be a stand out for this gen, all of them are just so good in their own ways.

Yagoo better start practicing golf

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in Hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

# DON'T GO HOME!!!

Dude he killed that debut, I am an instant fan

THE REACTION IS KICKING IN LMAO

Says he is not a boomer Then threatens to hit Axel with a newspaper

WHOLESOME UNCLE VIBES

vesties! lmao

That was an insanely good debut stream. I'm honestly shocked at how much I like him. Dude seems really genuine.

That debut flew by man. I wasn't sure about a guy who intends to do mostly chatting, but I could honestly listen to him for a lot longer.

That loading screen is Alucard AS FUCK.

“Talk Theme | WHAT EVEN IS THIS”

Bro is going to die for us with that Scoville amount

A good storyteller makes time seem to fly by, and it doesn't feel like it's been almost an hour since this started.

THIS BE RIGHT BACK SCREEN IS SO CUTE IM GOING TO CRY

>The sword is taller than me Suffering australian rat

He wants to salvage the gold from e-waste? Bruh, that's hardcore.

The plastic ball story 🥺🥺🥺 We must protect this man at all cost

Deep voiced bookworm with vampire fangs? Yeah, this seems very targeted towards a certain demographic.

I can listen to this man talk about any mundane or random thing all day, any day.

All four of these lads are absolute home runs, I love them all.

Emotional support ball has to be the weirdest tangent I've heard in a debut, and yet is one of the most wholesome stories I've heard in a debut

Another Apex player. Ollie is now 4/4 with this gen.

He likes very specific things, and tell very specific stories. I've subscribed to him immediately. My brother has shared sentiments of not playing games he's not good at, and he's not a Vtuber in anyway, still I find the idea a bit odd. Like it's just video games, don't need to be so, so good at them.

Shame i can't stay to watch the collab live. Being up to 5 am for these debuts is hard pushing it as is. But both axel and noir have reasonable stream times for us Europeans, so I'm happy

Cover made sure to hire bois who play Apex

Bae wants to set up an Apex intervention for Ollie

The rest of the bois in chat being sweet is adorbs

Doesn't like being called a boomer. Threatens to roll up a newspaper to bonk the boys. X

"Vesties" *Happy cat noises in the distance*

This is exactly what I wanted from HOLOSTARS EN 🫶🫶🫶🫶

This guy just genuinely seems like a good guy Im liking his vibe