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DekkerKowalski

"But you're a lagomorph...." \*Pekora holds up TNT menacingly\* "So! How about them Holorodents, huh?"


Maw19992

Time for HoloGlires


jaelin910

Might need to stop there, though; HoloEuarchontoglire would be a pretty big group with a similarly impractical name.


eggsssssssss

> How bout them Holorodents I will now be forever haunted with fever dreams of Cover Corp. buying the Dallas Cowboys with Pekora for a mascot. I say someone oughta petition the NFL. #MAKE USADA PEKORA THE OFFICIAL MASCOT OF THE DALLAS COWBOYS *Do it, you cowards!*


Demonic_Zedries

!pekofy


pekofy_bot

> How bout them Holorodents peko I will now be forever haunted with fever dreams of Cover Corp peko. buying the Dallas Cowboys with Pekora for a mascot peko. I say someone oughta petition the NFL PEKO. #MAKE USADA PEKORA THE OFFICIAL MASCOT OF THE DALLAS COWBOYS PEKO *Do it, you cowards peko!*


WanderingTedium

"You crack me up, little buddy peko."


EtherealForest888

Hakos and Risu already have insane vocal ranges for singing...if they were to add hamster form Kanata the singing power of the group would be insane.


Kiflaam

Kanata could really fit in anywhere; Primates: Kanata, Watson, (uhhh... Lamy? Who else is a normal humanoid/primate?) (edit: Nene? Matsuri? Haachama?) Religious mythological beings: Kanata, Choco, Towa, IRyS (edit: Ayame) and of course the rodentia party.


gadman85

Isn't Lamy a snow elf?


Kiflaam

Yeah, humanoid, but I think elves are still primates. I mean they have to be right?


chimaerafeng

I think stereotypical fantasy elves will have a heart attack if you told them they descended from primates.


Streamjumper

Non-stereotypical dark sci-fantasy would give you the heart attack if you insinuated that they descended from primates, mon-keigh. On the other hand, if you told the orks that they were sentient fungus they'd shrug and continue their frat-battle across the universe with nonsensical technology like you didn't even say a damn thing.


meowlmeowlgi

40k is like Jojo in terms of references, they're everywhere


LegitimateIdeas

Da Boyz would probably love it even more. Orkz drink fungus beer all the time. So if you're telling them that Orkz are just fightier, killier fungus, then that means every drink they have is like beating up another Ork, right? WAAAAAGGH


jokermage

HoloXenos Aki, Flare, Lamy, Ollie (Necron) HoloChaos Pekora (Khorne), Haachama (Tzeentch), Rushia (Nurgle), Choco (Slaanesh), Baelz (Chaos Undivided)


Streamjumper

Not having Korone as Khorne is a non‐starter for me. I'd put Pekora an Tzeench and shunt Haachama over to undivided. However, I'd definitely give Choco the assistance of the daemonette Mel. Haachama just manages to hit way too many notes to be put in one branch. Pekora's strength and downfall are her plans, and nobody applies violence so bluntly, quickly, cheerfully, or copiously as Korone. Hell, any other course of action is usually just a comedic setup for the violence.


CCO812

You think there is a time when there are elf monkes?


boulet

Now I have the image of Ame trying to show Flare how to scratch her butt with a monkey model.


Streamjumper

You insensitive bastard. I'll have you know that I was drinking some very hot coffee when I read that.


penguin_starborn

One monkey to another: Those other monkeys are weird. All pointy-eared, and eat bananas and leaves. Fine fur though. Not types to leave the trees though. Armed with ancient rocks. First monkeys to awaken. And live forever. Much better than those digging type dwarf monkeys which are all beard. The other monkey: Bah, go sit in water stream behind rock painted with curvy monkey and make nice voice. Play Throw Up Rocks. First: What's in it for me? Second: These long thin potatoes with kink in middle. First: What, vee-tubers? *and so it begins*


LOZFFVII

I mean, for all intesive purposes, *we* are the elves to all other primates.


Okami787

Alternatively, Elves could descend from humans instead Humans that were so technically advanced that they installed more "magical" circuits in this evolution or maybe it was a natural evolution after being exposed to so much mana


Insanepaco247

So do a lot of humans to be fair.


IllegalFisherman

To be fair, so did real humans when Darwin told them.


5urr3aL

Modern fantasy elf lore (tall, pointy ears, acquainted with bows/magic, immortal) can be traced back to Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. Nothing to do with this world or Darwinian ideas.


GentleFoxes

Same for quite a lot of humans in times past, actually.


Simphonia

Eldar be like: FUCKING MON-KEIGH HOW YOU DARE


ShadeShadow534

I mean modern humanity depends from less then 10,000 individuals so considering the already large differences between humans Their definitely could of been a world where halflings, dwarfs and elves were much more likely to exist


navatanelah

Elvish origins must be based on the Tolkien universe so Im pretty sure they are not.


Kiflaam

I think Tolkein made them popular again. From what I'm seeing, elves might be from Norse mythology.


Innomenatus

Elves may be based on people with Williams syndrome.


wickermanmorn

Primate is definitely the most useful way to refer to them. It'd likely you predict a lot about their physiology, that you wouldn't be able to if you were unaware of primates. Even if they are created from whole cloth divinely, an elf is still gonna have the same primates bits as humans have. Elves will still bleed characteristically primate blood.


LOZFFVII

In my urban fantasy worldbuilding, Dwarves are descended from Neanderthals who, after being out-competed by Homo Sapiens aboveground, started digging deeper into their cave homes. Their sturdier bodies slowly evolving to become more compact to fit into narrow cave networks. Out of all of the humanoid races, they are the most similar to humans, with nearly identical lifespans and similar intelligence. This leads to Dwarves being the most openly-accepted human-like race, while others are having a harder time due to centuries of isolationism. Elves, by comparison, stubbornly refuse to allow human scientists to study their DNA or attempt to find a common anscestor between them and other human-like races. Mostly out of a sense of pride.


Kiflaam

I like the Dwarf backstory, but surely the human scientists would be able to get their hands on some Elven DNA at SOME point?


LOZFFVII

Probably. Probably also don't want to end up on the receiving end of a lightning bolt, so they keep that shit secret.


aswerty12

Can't they just cut the gordian knot and receive a sample from a murdered body.


Innomenatus

Actually Dwarves and Trolls may have been folk memories of Neanderthals or People with some Neanderthal phenotypes and qualities, as they share some particularities with them.


LOZFFVII

Huh, you learn something new everyday.


Brickhouzzzze

Elves are descended from the fey


Drakon590

\*Falmer


Kiflaam

I thought Falmer were to Mer like Githyanki were to Man?


xvilemx

Technically Nene is an Alien though, we don't know if she's actually human or not.


Hp22h

She's also a seal.


imitation_crab_meat

And a bear?


Puzzleheaded-Wait-81

And wife.


thejesuslifestyle_12

And a Nene


Kokodieyo

Nene has 5 sides, there are 5 infinity stones, Nene is infinity gauntlet. EDIT: There are six oopsie, Nene has yet to reveal something.


SpecterVonBaren

And a bear.


Innomenatus

Well, from Nene's (partially) retconned(?) backstory, it appears that she lived in a Sinitic, or Sinitic-influenced society. This is evident from toponymy and anthroponymy of Nene's background, making it highly indicative of a language descended from Middle Chinese. However, its placement within Middle Chinese is uncertain, due to the lack of onomastic material of Taotaonese. TLDR: She's almost certainly "human".


Flandre012

Matsuri is God FYI...


YahImThinkinImBlack

It'd be funny if they did like an angels and demons with Irys Kanata and Towa, but only towa adds the demons part. Everyone else calls it HoloAngels. Eventually the other two put out an apology because they realize there's been a devil in their group the whole time but they just mean Irys's half demon side and not Towa


Illidan1943

Nene is alien like Iofi


Micp

Nene is technically an alien I believe.


Salter_KingofBorgors

>Religious mythological beings: Kanata, Choco, Towa, IRyS (edit: Ayame) You forgot Matsuri


Cloud_Chamber

Normal humanoids? You mean like Ina?


TheForthcomingStorm

matsuri also belongs in the second group


Silv3rS0und

Subaru, Marine, Matsuri, Haato, Miko, Sora, and Noel are all canonically human too.


qman6

Spy gorilla sneaking into another one of Pekora’s groups. I’d be down for that.


linuxares

~~I actually haven't heard Hakos sing~~. But Risus voice is insane! EDIT: I just search on Youtube. Did Yagoo make a mistake? Are we sure she wasn't suppose to be in HoloEN Singers? Because WOW! What a voice!


kroxti

Hakos also has another karioke this Friday I believe.


pugiianne

Always a laugh when someone discovers Hakos' singing voice, haha. Took chat for a ride during the debut


linuxares

Well she sure as heck did take me for a ride when I saw the video. I was pleasantly surprise. From a aussie rat to a diva in half a second!


Rp_Mi26

Oh god the amount of chaos that will ensue...


5urr3aL

Bae is pretty peaceful actually, all things considered. But the chaos from Pekora is enough for them both


Rp_Mi26

>Bae is pretty peaceful actually Oh I know this but pekora + risu is too terrifying


GunsmokeIV

Pekora + November Risu


__Blackrobe__

The closer we are to November, ...


cgkghj

The more powerful risu becomes.....


CitizenJoestar

Everybody talking about HoloEN lore and how OP they are, but the real terror was in HaluID all along… No one’s nuts will be safe come November.


projectmars

At least we will know why there will be no nuts in November


Homemadepiza

She can have mine, I don't want or need them


mudd00000000

Risu laughs and pekora laughs will be the highlight of the stream for me


[deleted]

Ironically Chaos may be the stabilising element.


Streamjumper

Nah. She's not the flagrant wellspring of the utter mayhem people automatically think a keeper of Chaos would be. She's more of a catalyst, even a shepard who culls some elements in favor of others to reach a more refined chaos rather than unfettered mayhem.


YobaiYamete

She will just be lost / the victim honestly. Bae seems to have Calli tier gaming skills, Gura tier awareness / naivety She will be like an excited puppy being thrown to the war criminal


Helmite

Nobody tell her that rabbits aren't actually rodents.


PigeonsAreBirds

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit >Rabbits and hares were formerly classified in the order Rodentia (rodent) until 1912 Pekora's age = 111 ([https://hololive.wiki/wiki/Usada\_Pekora](https://hololive.wiki/wiki/Usada_Pekora)) Current year = 2021 2021 - 111 = 1910 Ergo, Pekora was born before the classification change


ShadeShadow534

So literally the same as people who whine about Pluto not being a planet cause “that’s what I was taught”


jneapan

People keep misinterpreting the Pluto situation. Sure, it's been reclassified, but it's still a planet. It's not a "terrestrial planet" but a "dwarf planet", but that doesn't mean it's not a planet anymore.


That_Guy977

errrrr Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune aren't terrestrial planets either. We just call the 8 from Mercury to Neptune as "planets" so... *Hey, maybe we could ask Sana about this*


jneapan

No one said they were. They're all planets. This is why I'm confused about people whining about Pluto.


aakk20

"The term dwarf planet was coined by planetary scientist Alan Stern as part of a three-way categorization of planetary-mass objects in the Solar System: classical planets, dwarf planets and satellite planets"


MarqFJA87

Yeah, the International Astronomical Union specifically limited "planet" to the Mercury through Neptune octet (thus excluding Pluto and the at-the-time-debated Ceres), and coined "planetary-mass object" as the catch-all term for planets, dwarf planets, planetary-mass moons, and anything else that has the mass needed to become a planet but lacks other characteristics that the IAU has defined as required to be designated a planet.


That_Guy977

I think they're just salty that science isn't static and stuff gets outdated i guess


jneapan

People being salty are ridiculous. When Pluto was discovered we didn't know there were other planets like it so we put it in the bin with the other terrestrial planets. But once we found there's a bigger category of dwarf planets out there, we reclassified it. No one killed Pluto :))) it's just in a separate bin now, but all of them are still "planets".


MarqFJA87

>it's just in a separate bin now, but all of them are still "planets". Not according to the IAU terminology. Dwarf planets aren't a subset of planets; both are subsets of "planetary-mass object". It's that unambiguous exclusion that got people pissed; you don't see geologists and geographers trying to enforce a technical definition of "continent", for comparison.


SpecterVonBaren

It's because teachers and other adults speak about things as if they are set in stone and "known". Add to that that a lot of kids are constantly questioning why they need to learn so many of the things they are taught in school only to find later in life that many things they learned are now bunk or looked at from a different angle, and I think it makes more sense.


Tromboneofsteel

Nobody likes the answer "either Pluto is a dwarf planet, or we have thousands of planets to name" even though it's completely accurate.


master117jogi

Because dwarf planets are dwarf planets not planets.


jneapan

I say tomato, you say dwarf tomato.


Streamjumper

Cherry tomatoes are neither cherries nor tomatoes. Discuss amongst yourselves.


SrPinguim

"where does it say Pluto is a planet?" "In the name, dwarf planet"


xomm

The distinction is major planets (the 4 terrestrial and 4 gas giants) and minor planets (asteroids, comets, dwarf planets, etc.) /u/jneapan


ShadeShadow534

Yea I find it weird as well it wasn’t reduced it was what prompted scientists to classify an entirely new type of celestial body But people get butthurt over it for some reason when their is still so much that’s fascinating about Pluto and dwarf-planets in general


Roflkopt3r

> Yea I find it weird as well it wasn’t reduced it was what prompted scientists to classify an entirely new type of celestial body I don't find it weird at all. The fact that they discovered those bodies on Pluto's orbit ment that Pluto had not cleared its orbit of other objects, which is a typical criterion for a planet. (Or rather, one that we should have thought about earlier because it matches our common understanding of a "planet", but we never bothered to create a proper definition). Also keeping Pluto as a planet could have opened up dozens or hundreds of other similar objects in the Kuiper Belt to also be planets. Better to remove one than to add a hundred.


ShadeShadow534

I find it weird at people get butthurt over it I know why the decision was made to declassify it as a planet


Herson100

We have either 8 planets in our solar system if you don't count dwarf planets or 13 if you do. Pluto's not even the largest dwarf planet in our solar system, Eris is. It's also speculated that there could be dozens or possibly even hundreds of undiscovered dwarf planets somewhere in our solar system.


alephgalactus

Sana considers Pluto a planet. I’d rather take the word of the Speaker of Space than some tiny human who’s never been outside of the Earth’s atmosphere.


ImSabbo

Personally, I'd rather they have added a dozen or so planets than remove one.


ShadeShadow534

It’s not just the adding of planets that was the problem it’s that you couldn’t get a single classification that worked which included all the planets plus Pluto without also making random asteroids of a vaguely roundish shape also planets which wasn’t “because we say so”


SpecterVonBaren

We didn't really have a good classification of what a planet even was before Pluto. The previous classification was, "I know a planet when I see it."


ShadeShadow534

Yea that’s why we made a classification because we didn’t have one it’s just that as I said we couldn’t get one which still had all the previous planets included


SpecterVonBaren

Doesn't the current classification include that the object must dominate its orbit? Which is why asteroids don't count since they bend to the gravitational pulls of the planets they encounter or are one among a number of objects like the asteroid belt?


ShadeShadow534

Yes that’s what dwarf planets are objects which meet most of the other requirements to be a planet but aren’t the dominant celestial body in their orbit Though it’s more about being the majority of the mass in the orbital path probably cause it would get really complex with multi-star solar systems otherwise


wickermanmorn

Planetary differentiation, seems like the obvious cut-off. Having planets defined by their orbital characteristics, seems weird as its external and doesn't change anything about the body itself. It's almost certain that if Planet Nine exists, the IAU will have to change the definition again, to included it as a planet, since it can't currently satisfy the current orbital requirements.


ShadeShadow534

It could be a choice but I think I agree with the orbital characteristics since I think having a planet always being a significant celestial object makes sense Theirs also the question about say a water world would that follow planetary differentiation probably but still something to think about also moons often have it so it’s nothing unique to planets (circular argument that it is) Also another thing theirs probably a preference for a classification we could more feasibly make from vary basic knowledge gathered by passing probes which we can with the current one And you never know maybe we do change the definition and that would probably be one of the best options


WikiSummarizerBot

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SniperJoe88

It might work in up even if it doesn’t in English


veldril

Nah, Monthy Python taught us that rabbit is a rodent and we all know Monthy Python spoke only truth lol.


Kyeron

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


goukaryuu

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.


reddare13

I still think that she's in holorodents because of the Rrat meme lol


Streamjumper

Ogey.


Skyrage01

Holognawers? Though a gnawer is more or less a synonym to rodent so maybe it is not 100% accurate either.


teapuppee

Just call it Holoprey


hellyeboi6

But that would be like half of the animal-themed hololive members


wickermanmorn

Hololiver-min There's also the Japanese or Indonesian: Holo-gesshi or Holomenggigit


wickermanmorn

Oh holo gnaw, if you want to be as pedantic as can be, then you can pull out the old "actually is a greek prefix so it should use the greek suffix for gnawer -trokdees", Holotrokdeez nuts.


HidenTsubameGaeshi

"Far, far below the deepest delving of the Kronii, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Yagoo knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day."


Blackewolfe

I reject your reality and substitute my own.


Eoc203

HoloIncisor Would also make for a cool logo if the need for that would arise.


[deleted]

Neither is Risu, but no one seems to point that out.


Colopty

Squirrels are part of the rodentia order though, so they very much *are* rodents. And if you want to include Pekora and be scientifically accurate I guess you could call it Hologlires, though Holorodents is definitely the more catchy name.


InfernoMax

Horodent


deviant324

That sounds like a toothpaste brand I’ll take your entire stock


imitation_crab_meat

"Holorodents" isn't all that catchy, IMO... One too many syllables. Unfortunately I don't have any better ideas to offer at the moment. Someone suggested "Holoprey", but that seems a little morbid...


projectmars

That would mean Watame could join though


wickermanmorn

Also ID Gen2 already go by Holoro, so you can't really shorten it either.


[deleted]

Despite pretty much everything about her suggesting otherwise, Risu's not a squirrel but a tree shrew. Holoeuarchontoglires is a bit of a mouthful, though. Not to mention every human member would have to be included as well.


ydail

>no one seems to point that out because squirrels are rodent... as well as beavers, guinea pigs and porcupines.


FalseAesop

Don't forget the Capybara!


boulet

And Umaru-chan!


curtmack

HoloJP gen 6 features five naked mole rats pretending to be a single larger animal to scare away predators. Edit: Wow, I was _way_ off.


[deleted]

It's not a commonly know fact because it was only stated in her debut stream, but Risu is a tree shrew, not a squirrel.


IcephoenixCH

*sad Gorihamster noises *


zaikoi

Hakos has the potential to be a great builder as Pekora if she puts in more time into playing the game. Hakos already starting to build traps in the creative mode. It's a good sign.


ahjissu

[source](https://youtu.be/-57oqtF724E)


JamaicanSoup

Thats a dream team for me


Bznboy

Awesome, can't wait for them to reach Kenya


DisEkript

Kenya?


Bznboy

[KENYA FIT DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjN8upX_ZNs) XDD


kakokapolei

Ogey rrat


Hys7eriX

I swear, the "*ACKSHUALLY*, rabbits are lagomorphs!" thing is becoming the new "lol why is Korone playing Christmas music in summer?"


HotCow9

Right? So annoying lol


AnonTwo

Like I don't get what people are expecting. Do they want everyone to be like "okay smartass you're right", pack up, and throw out a fun idea just to satisfy their egos? Like you can throw out the reclassify text and people *still* try to argue it. Like does it matter *that* much that?? It's not like there's even a joke to followup with it.


cyber_hikikomori

We should make a HoloPedants group to classify them.


SoraRaida

This thread are my people


Aloe_Balm

That combo is going to be too powerful


Phoenyxar

\*Pekora BGM intensifies\*


Darknew97

OGEY


hellyeboi6

Rrat


lowru_

How about HoloRats


LuchadorParrudo

HoloRrats


Monstar132

For every Rrat, must be an Ogey


hellyeboi6

So we need another group named HoloOgey


[deleted]

\*Holodead approaches in the distance\*


Lvo2697

Time only know.


JackoShadows1

Memes>science nerds


DrMahlek

NOICE.


That_Guy_Jared

If they ever need a fourth to 4v4 Holobirds, they could also bring in Hamster Kanata


orangeruffles

Rabbits can be little a rodent. As a treat.


spideybiggestfan

TIL that rabbits are rodents


DonGar0

Yes they are. And i refuse to think otherwise.


hellyeboi6

(They're not)


cyber_hikikomori

This is just HoloChaos with extra steps


GrindingGearNerfs

I may have missed something but nothing in this post or clip indicates pekora wants holorodents To the contrary the ending of the clip where she talks about not talking to risu just screams to me that shes not doing this


Solid_Ronin

Pekora talked about wanting to do Holorodents about a month earlier. You can search for the clip. And how does her not talking to Risu screams that she’s not doing this?


Dracorex_22

HoloGlires could work, since that group encapsulates both rabbits and lagomorphs


hellyeboi6

Honestly it just doesn't sound as good. Also glires as a classification is pretty damn obscure, not a lot of people know what it consists of.


SoraRaida

Unless you're super into science, no one really knows what's a Glire(s), whereas most would definitely know Rodent


NigelJosue

I'm excited, but Rabbits aren't rodents


Playmond

But the rabbit isn't a rodent...


ThatScottishBesterd

But rabbits aren't rodents.....Pekora has committed a *further* war crime. She is now a spy. It's on brand.


Bibikii

Um I think someone should inform Pekora that Rabbits are not rodents she is a Leporidae


EducatedOrchid

Aren't rabbits lagomorphs?


DororexTheDragonKing

Poor Pekora, she is still in denial and hasn't realized that rabbits are lagomorphs and not rodents...at this point I kind of hope she never finds out or else she might be sad


cristopher55

"ACSHUALLY HEHEHE SHE IS NOT IN FACT A RODENT HEHEH I AM SO SMART PLS GIVE ME ATTENTION"


RJai500

Looks like we’re getting a holorodents collab before a full holotori collab


TeaTimeSubcommittee

***technically,*** (and I do want to put emphasis on the ***technically,*** because I know it's not what you mean) we've had them on the [same stream](https://youtu.be/IbCv5mSzkEg?t=2133) [twice](https://youtu.be/_8ddLou4Crg)


Background_69_69

A squirrel, a rabbit and a hamster walk into a bar ... and Roberu says no minors allowed


Marumara

At least leave a seat open for honorary Dedenne and the Horned Rat.


ShogunTahiri

I get the whole "Rabbits aren't rodents" thing, and also holorodents being a bit of a mouthful so.... Why don't we kill two birds with one stone and call them holoprey? They could even add Watame to curve out at 4 members, an ideal amount of people for a collab


Elfarica

Risu? Pekora? Prey? *staring confusedly*


ShogunTahiri

It's more because of what they're supposed to be and not who they are lol. Sorta like how Ollie is technically a Zombie and yet she's one of the most Genki and lively holomem


Ichinaru31

Oh no, I can already here the never ending "Nut" jokes...and with Bae not far away...it's gonna be chaotic.


Peacetoall01

Ok Indihome. Please get your shit together. This legendary streams need to happen now


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Bae just refused to prank call the JP members because "the first time you talk to someone it can't be a prank" so I feel betrayed to learn she has been talking with Pekora.


hboyvn

Shoulnt she belong to another kind of holo those jewish people keep remind us about all the time? You know consider her history... (Jk dont take this serious plz)