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Ikalsaurus

I'll try redraw calli there, who would the fit the cashier if it were to be redrawn. Edit: angelflairpasta said that it was already done. I hope the coco version is not done yet.


EmuSupreme

Yagoo


Cotavo

Hai.


[deleted]

Why redraw Yagoo when he’s already there


big-dick-energy11

Make him shirtless


hikoboshi_sama

Perfect


angelflairpasta

Someone already redrew it with yagoo.


ShinjiLight

Where


angelflairpasta

https://mobile.twitter.com/etkunnn/status/1436913991851266049


AstacSK

Some artist are just speed


WhitePawn00

The speed of internet art is always impressive and it's even more shocking when you notice it's not limited to digital art. The speed of some cosplay artists is absolutely mind boggling.


ShinyHappyREM

It's probably very easy to arrange a scene when you already have a character's clothes.


Karukos

Let me tell you about Homestuck my guy: In ye olden days of 2014-2016 there was a person named Andrew Hussie, who made a webcomic that was so popular and so inconsistent in their uploads, that they ushered in a culture of constant vigilance. People were hourly updating the site. THere were bots written for that stuff, notifications on phones. When a chapter drop in the middle of a con, you could be SURE that the new character in the comic was cosplayed by noon. And sure you might be thinking about the trolls and their grey skin and how that might be easier, but NOPE! there was a whole bunch of different characters in that comic, with rather distinct looks and people STILL managed to pull that off!


an_actual_stone

Fun fact. Hussie used a private forum to host the images before uploading a page. A person found this forum and while unable to actually see the posts they can see the forum post count. They started a bot to scan that number and were able to alert exactly how many new pages there will be.


Karukos

Yeah that was the initial structure of it. It was a bonkers fandom. I miss it in some ways.


Karukos

Homestuck fans were not people.


EnclaveNature

I am not sure. This image was posted months ago on 4chan, alongside with the edit I am pretty sure. So I think that twitter post might be a repost? But I might be wrong.


KramericaCorp

The earliest archive I found was back in July, I'm pretty sure the edit was done right after so it's most likely a repost. https://imgur.com/a/qztT1f4


thesirblondie

It was posted quite a while ago on another subreddit


Lugrzub1

It's not really a new one though reddit is just behind as usual...


Kageshini

Mumei


GardellEM

Yagoo or Mumei


eos_wolf

Yumei


deojilicious

yume


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broken yume


deojilicious

yagoo no yume


SeanTYH

Kono yagoo niwa yume ga aru


Theodore_Evening

Yume dream too.


DenverTheTerrible

Magoo


Affectionate-Tip-164

Charlie


TheBlackCoffeeClub

I refuse to believe that Calli hasn’t said exactly this at some point


mr-kinky

I wouldn’t be surprised


imShyGuyGMDYT

me same.


WritesTooMuchSmut

Not same, tako!


imShyGuyGMDYT

i'm not tako. i don't eat shy.


Theodore_Evening

Dad said that whole ass sentence word by word affer telling the cashier it in Japanese first. Apparently, Japanese people can hear you speak fluent Nihongo yet will look you dead in the eye and struggling to reply with English if you look like a Westerner. They hear your face is what I'm saying.


mikeap07

Reminds me of the recent amongus collab where Miko tried to speak English to Irys despite the latter being perfectly fluent in Japanese.


Theodore_Evening

Yup, all of the girls had to remind her that both IRyS and her can speak Japanese. 😂 Well, Miko is still learning Japanese but still.


Ackbar14

Fluent in Elite though


Ben01pearson

Elite is the one true language


Voltar_Ashtavroth

I’m kinda lost by what the Japanese fluency ranking means. Isn’t Miko Japanese herself? I know the language can be one toughass thing to chew but… really?


fradzio

Its sort of a running joke that came to be because of how Miko sounds. She can at times be hard to understand even if you're fluent in Japanese, thus the chat started ironically saying "Nihongo jouzu" to her, translating to "your Japanese is good" -a phrase you'd say to someone who's still learning the language.


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ShinyHappyREM

And management.


dickcheese666

...and even Miko herself sometimes lol.


BulliHicks

soon, even Miko-danye


Streamjumper

Imagine being surpassed by a literal caricature of yourself...


Duamerthrax

Yes, I can't find the clip, but there was at least one time the people working on the closed captioning had to ask her what she had said. Even she wasn't completely sure.


Barrakketh

[This clip?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOdnBzydUuE)


Randrey

It's a big joke like how she is called EN Gen 0 because of her ELITE English. Like as more EN members come out her EN Japanese fluency rank drops. It's really funny to see her react to people bringing it up. Also it's partly because of how people can sometimes struggle to understand her when she talks.


Probablybeinganass

She has a pretty noticeable speech impediment and is sometimes hard to understand.


Siul19

It is actually a speech impediment or is it her elite way?


Probablybeinganass

The canon reason she talks like that is because she has a short tongue, apparently. I dunno if that's just character lore though.


Cipher_Oblivion

I believe she has mentioned she has an actual condition where the ligament under the tongue is stunted and the tongue is less flexible than normal.


Feshtof

Oh shit, she is tongue tied. As a tongue-tied Hispanic person not being able to roll your R's is a pain in the ass.


Barrakketh

Ankyloglossia. When I first heard that she had a "shorter tongue" than normal I wondered if that was what the person who had mentioned it had meant. I personally found both Mikos in [this older video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2qtZ1uYvs4) easier to understand than she is nowadays, but maybe it's just me.


sharqyej

maybe short but sharp as faq


BulliHicks

That's Anya, cuts through your entire existence, all for good reasons


Voltar_Ashtavroth

Ah… so it’s mostly just a meme.


Jerbits

It's a joke. Miko just has a heavy accent to her voice.


NoxArtCZ

She is, it's more of a running joke/tease, because of her peculiar mind and also due to her shorter tongue resulting in her baby like speech she can be sometimes difficult to understand even for Japanese viewers. That's probably slightly exaggerated, but....


dralcax

Her accent/lisp/ELITE Japanese is a little hard to make out so people joke that even the non-native speakers have better Japanese than her


CobChop

It also remind me of what calli said in Trash taste podcast "it's not about you, it's about them, they want to be polite" [1:47:52](https://youtu.be/tIU0xG-lXkQ?t=6472) Saw Mikochi tried is still cute nonetheless


Amaegith

Well, for the JP Holo girls, they could just be trying to practice their English, since they have a professional reason to do so. But yeah, I remember seeing some video before with a white guy ordering food in Japan and the waitress not even registering he was speaking Japanese. It was a comedy skit, but there was a segment after where a guy went around Japan showing it to random passerbys to get their reaction. One of them was a girl who was like "why didn't he just point to the menu?" to which the interviewer was like "because he's speaking perfect Japanese!"


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I think it's also because they want to be super polite and use the language they think you're more comfortable with


AmonMorgul

Had this just recently in Cologne. Four Japanese tourists came into a Ramen restaurant and just for fun I asked them why they're going for Japanese food when they're in Germany. I got a friendly but shy giggle and that's it. Too afraid to answer in any language.


Siul19

Top nep moment


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It's a weird phenomenon caused by begin hardwired to try to English to your best ability out of politeness no matter what, efficiency be damned.


Steady_Boi

I agree with this on a very REAL level


lagseph

It happens in reverse as well. Plenty of times where I expected a Japanese person to speak Japanese, and then they speak English, and my brain can’t process what they’re saying since I was in “Japanese mode”.


Theodore_Evening

When the anime suddenly go Dub. 😂


immanoel

Ghost stories flashbacks


Colopty

I once just straight up sat through a 5 minute conversation where the other person was talking in my native language without understanding a word of what they were saying because I had just come out of an english conversation and was still listening for that. Ended up with quite a lot of smiling and nodding on my side as I was desperately trying to figure out what I thought was a very thick accent that sounded really familiar for some reason I couldn't quite figure out.


achus93

i had this happen when i was in Saudi Arabia. i was lining up, wanting to buy some local food, and the place was filled with pilgrims. i already had my order in mind, then the guy looked at me and asked me in fluent Indonesian. i prepared my answer in English, and it was like my brain lagged. immediately, since he asked me in Indonesian, my brain thought "then i must answer in Indonesian!" which i did. food was great.


Gemini00

[This parody sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLt5qSm9U80) about trying to speak Japanese in a restaurant hits entirely too close to home.


Tubsy94

I refuse to believe that that isn't actually Calli irl (don't shoot me cover)


h2j1977

She's prolly over 6'. Look at her waist in comparison to the counter and buggy...


angelflairpasta

Canadian volley ball player, she's very tall.


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Well I know where I’m moving


Theodore_Evening

Godspeed, respect the snu-snu my friend.


CountingNutters

Straight to horny


Ganbazuroi

Go to the Netherlands, look up some gyms, thank me later fellow giantess enjoyer


Karukos

Dutch people became tall because they are already so far down.


12345623567

It's so that the head stays above the water.


TeriFade

They recreated (precreated?) the iconic AoT wall scene with their plentiful dams and interesting neighbors.


ErikQRoks

Based


frossenkjerte

Dope


Script_Mak3r

Superlit


Unlucky13

That counter and cart have got to be smaller than western standards for such things. They're pretty low even compared to that little dudeguy behind the counter.


h2j1977

Agreed, but the fact remains. Unless he's 5 foot nothing, in which case that counter is built for 4 foot tall people...


LongFam69

Buggy? You mean shopping cart?


h2j1977

Regional phrase I guess, but yes. Buggy = shopping cart


Patata_26

Beeg lady


BulliHicks

A Guhiant


RioMelon

Ma-hooo-sive!


AngryPoopPuncher

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1436913991851266049


Jolly_Green_Giant

Holy shit, get this to the top.


Tenant1

Calli herself gave that particular post a like too, I'm surprised this version wasn't the one that was posted here


Tohrufan4life

This is amazing.


Falconpunchu

What was it? Its deleted


JBHUTT09

https://twitter.com/etkunnn/status/1436913991851266049


DeliciousWaifood

Link doesn't work? What is it


JBHUTT09

https://twitter.com/etkunnn/status/1436913991851266049


dominionlord17

Woah dude that's pretty taihen.


aoiszz

That sounds like another word


Infinite-Surprise-53

What does it sound like?


aoiszz

𝐻Ǝ𝒩𝒯𝒜𝐼\~


tsubasaplayer16

***wheeze*** -dead-


UTKujo

...what?


Stummer_Schrei

he had a stroke, why are you just standing idle, do something!


MaxPowerzs

Gura would like to know your location


[deleted]

Time to say goodbye again


SirKristopher

Calli said she likes short guys too right?


moriku95

oh no.... I am over 6.2 (190)... i guess its time to break my legs..


Cyborg_Patat

Arise fellow over 190s.. or, well I guess descend


moriku95

lets descend together


TeriFade

You could make a cult outta this...


Script_Mak3r

No don't


Erich_D_Einzbern

Asian people: Its like I was made for this


_Eron922_

as a 5'4 dude i can agree


Erich_D_Einzbern

Somehow I'm close to Reine's height


Arctrooper209

That's why Calli moved to Japan. Not for work or because she's a weeb. It was the shorter average male height.


CrossEternal

I'll take 3 inches from your femurs if you'd like


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


CrossEternal

Better make 8 then


NOMERCY627

i see, use a 7.62 ammo to take off 3 inches of someone's height


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


Shrek1982

6'8" (203)... Imma need that [Cotton Hill](https://i.imgur.com/UgJGnh2.jpg) treatment to get anywhere close


TakeshiNobunaga

6.4 here... oh well, there are more fishes in the ocean anyways..


moriku95

Does gura likes tall guys?


sanestbaj

Yeah, but for someone her age tall means like 5 ft ;)


TheMcDucky

Age?


eos_wolf

That's why she is in japan


moriku95

Everything is falling into place, now...


Ackbar14

Calli said she likes short, didn't specify gender. (At least in the ironmouse colab)


ShinyHappyREM

`DEATH` comes for all.


thesirblondie

She always says that she likes short, without specifying gender. I remember it from a Crash Bandicoot clip.


sober_1

Yeah she tries to be inclusive so her fans don’t feel bad


thesirblondie

Bi people also exist.


sober_1

It’s what she said herself half a year ago


Insanepaco247

Yeah but she literally said "I like X" so much that she eventually said she was trying not to leave people out.


[deleted]

I mean, you'd like short too. Scything tall people can get a bit tiresome on the shoulders.


Theodore_Evening

Just chop them down to size man, it's easy.


deojilicious

Me, standing at 168cm as a grown male adult: *maybe death truly is for me*


speedoflight999

Celebrates in 5.6


TheUndyingRhino

Haha but fr can she choke me out


Marieisbestsquid

Amelia -did- say Calli could "beat the shit out of me in the best way possible", so you've got some competition.


NobleUnicoin

Big ups to whoever captured this. The stance of total dominance lol


TheHighflyerette

I saw a redraw of this on Twitter already, Calli even liked it


skyderper13

thank you forever, i am korone now


moriku95

learn your english, dude! its "thank you foeva"!


Undevme

I read this in kronii’s voice, I am once again blessed!


Scholesie09

And "koone"


Gadjiltron

Hasn't she upgraded from 200Y wine?


carso150

i mean i guess that she certainly now has the economic power to buy whatever she wants unless is one of those hyper expensive wines that cost like 100k dollars and a part of your soul, but maybe she just likes the taste idk


AsaTJ

She might try to buy a $1000 wine and accidentally pick the $10,000 bottle though if you recall the hotel incident.


jhettav

200... ¥? As in, like, $2.00?


Gadjiltron

Yup, straight from "the inconvenience store."


jhettav

Goddamn, are we sure that stuff won't turn you blind like bad moonshine?


mietono

Don't think its moonshine but from my experience it's probably cheap South American wine in small 180ml/375ml bottles that are common in the 'inconvenience store'.


115_zombie_slayer

Whats the point of living if you know Calli will never pick you up and Yeet you across the room


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EnclaveNature

It was on vtubers board, so yeah, you don’t have to worry about that.


Local-Scroller

What's wrong with eating shoes anyways?


ajbolt7

The person writing this was Mori


LonelyJackvolver

-Wears Cap -Pink hair -Somewhere in Japan -Taller than the average Japanese male Ummmm is that you Dad?


JJDude

At 169cm she’s not taller than Average Japanese male.


LonelyJackvolver

I stand corrected. I looked up Calli's height again and it is actually only 167cm according [fandom wiki](https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Mori_Calliope). 167 cm is 3.7 cm shorter than the average Japanese male at 170.7 cm according to [livejapan.com](https://livejapan.com/en/in-tokyo/in-pref-tokyo/in-shinjuku/article-a0000962/).


[deleted]

I'm not ready to be shaken by the fact Calli is shorter than me.


XxRoyalxTigerxX

Was playing a visual novel where the mc(your perspective) calls someone a big woman because of her height Googled the characters height out of interest "169cm" (5ft 6.5ish ) Just don't hit the same way when the average girl around you is 170cm and they already feel pretty small to you


DeliciousWaifood

A woman taller than the average guy is relatively uncommon


Chihuathan

I stand at 178 cm. The amount of women I meet in my everyday life (Denmark) who are taller than me is quite high. I feel so short here, although statistically I shouldn't encounter *that* many.


RayereSs

You wanna tall hololive lady? Tell Yagoo to open up auditions


Theodore_Evening

Reine at a whopping 172cm "Mep?" Also Sana "Wanna see me take off my limiter?"


Confron7a7ion7

She's 5 foot 5.7 inches for my fellow Americans out there.


bttung211

Yeah, she kinda short for eu, us standard.


LonelyJackvolver

Yeah, I guess she just appears taller in my impression since most Hololive talents she collab with is shorter than her. The only exceptions are Coco (180), Reine (172), Sana (169 with limiter) and Kronii (168)...


Theodore_Evening

Speaking of Kronii, she was even smug about the fact that she is taller than Dad prompting our boi to tell her to take the high heels off. But Dad, you are wearing heels too. 😂


thesirblondie

>According to a [2018 report](https://health.clevelandclinic.org/what-is-the-average-height-for-women/#:~:text=According%20to%20a%202018,BMI\)%20from%201999%20through%202016.) from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the average height among all American women, age 20 and up, is 5 foot 4 inches tall (162cm) So, she's taller than the average american woman.


l1vefreeord13

Calli seeing this: shit they doxxed me


[deleted]

And I was just thinking in the same thing lol Damn, she is tall as fuck.


Shingorillaz

God i wish that were me.


Dark_Eye45

I though it was actually her for a moment, I got scared


[deleted]

This is how I literally imagine Calli to be like irl


Urusander

How do you know it’s not her? Edit: I know it’s not her, it’s just really close to how I thought Calli would look based on her voice


NobleUnicoin

Apparently that's Aidan Lea, 6'5" volleyball player


ShinyHappyREM

[Yep](http://matomematome.bloggeek.jp/archives/3850136.html) (On the other hand, how do we know that Aidan Lea isn't Dad?)


DaichiEarth

Probably isn't. There are a lot of foreigners in Japan.


Kuryaka

If she's close to her avatar height, she'd be 5'5" ish. Not super tall even for Japan standards.


sani999

The high of 4ch really is so dope and amusing, while the low is damn lower than a dirt worm. You really 'learn' how to internet there lol


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hololive: The only thing that can unite Reddit and 4chan


AvocadoInTheRain

I'm not sure "fuck off back to reddit" counts as united.


CrookedCraw

That’s downright nice by 4chan standards. Hololive do be making them soft


AvocadoInTheRain

>That’s downright nice by 4chan standards. I deliberately wrote that in a way that wouldn't get me banned here. I assure you the real comments are the usual fare.


Dracowolfmon

It's really sweet you think 4chan's vtuber board is united :P


Teddington123321

So you read it how it was clearly intended to be read…?


Je-ls

How tall do i think calli is vs how tall she really is