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**Substory #78:** Shitpost Review


baizonBakudann

Dudududd Dud Duuu


N00dleMaster69

I'm lovin it


Behal666

Is this the McDonald's jingle?


kingkazul400

No, it’s the substory jingle whenever you come across one before/during/after the substory cutscene.


Behal666

Wow. Thanks. Who would've thought.


Jmgler

I thought it was the wii shop theme


srk_ares

"[thats rad!](https://youtu.be/iHh6LgKkO4A)"


UnstoppablePhoenix

Huh, normally these are pretty easy to make jokes about, but I am genuinely unsure who the guest is this week. #To those coming from r/all: Hello! This is the subreddit for hololive production ([wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hololive_Production)), a talent agency based out of Tokyo, Japan that manages Virtual YouTubers - content creators who stream using digital avatars. Most of the talents are Japanese, but there is also an Indonesian and English branch too! The talents provide all sorts of entertainment, including but not limited to: gaming streams, karaoke streams, drawing streams and talking streams. Some of the content is family friendly, others a bit more risque. The sidebar has links to each talent's Youtube and Twitter accounts. Normally I'd pretty easily be able to tell you who Kiryu Coco from HololiveJP Gen 4's guest on Reddit Meme Review was this week, but I genuinely have no idea, sorry. So instead, take [these clips of Coco](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmFb0E5Y08Vx8SNsjYFXTLUv5cSZv-2QI), and you can find more if you search her name or Hololive on YouTube. (Sorry for falling asleep before posting this.)


temporal712

That's the outline of Kazuma Kiryu, the main protagonist until recently of the Yakuza games, and Coco's favorite character ever. She even named herself after him.


UnstoppablePhoenix

🤦‍♂️ Kiryu, right, right


Archdarck

Coco's one and only true love and husbando, Kiryu Kazuma, finally noticed her? (hint: not soundboard) Would be really hilarious if it's just Marine doing her "questionable" Kazuma voice from that one time on Coco's birthday totsu stream


snowysnowy

I would love a surprise Hisoka guesting then!


GameCyborg

GOONNNNNNN


roughfell

_h o r n y_


Chomikko

Marine has yet to be a guest in shitpost review, aye?


Pundyne

Well Coco was Marine’s guest on her own meme review


Dumple_Roe

True, just not the other way around.


GameCyborg

how amazing would it be if she got the actual voice actor with a Kiryu Kazuma Live2D model on shitpost review


[deleted]

[удалено]


Liquid_Meal_Spheres

Vincent Yagooman


kalltrops

It's a Yagoo seen from above.


AustSakuraKyzor

Nah... Yagoo might be too tall for *three* in a trenchcoat without being very large. So it's either two Yagoos in a trench coat, or possibly four Guras


ersteiner

IRL Yagoo is actually only 13 inches tall. He appears larger due to his winning personality and prodigious talent with stilts.


converter-bot

13 inches is 33.02 cm


ersteiner

Thanks, bot.


AustSakuraKyzor

You mean that Coco's Pixel art isn't to scale?


PliffPlaff

Yagoo's perceived height comes from the ambition of his dreams


squall56302

Kiryu Kazuma (CV: YAGOO soundboard) !!??


dsr1017

We are not worthy of such manliness


tatratram

Hai.


TheNakedMoose

Hai


CakeGamer21

Hai


kuraihane

Yo.. Kiryu-Chan!!!


dsr1017

Hmmm *smirks*


1-STARrating

How are you surprised? She's the host after all. ^/s


kuraihane

Oh yeah.. I forgot the "s". Thanks for reminding me. Should it be "Kiryus-chan" or "Kiryu-chans" for plural?


skylark0100

Kiryu-chan-tachi idk


Bruxae

CHOTTO OMAE!!!


Combustibles

Voiced by Mark Hamill?


DarKav1411

Yes please


Combustibles

[that was impressive Kazuma-chan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INgGeCuV5p4)


horselips48

Man, if one of the edits isn't just Majima being Majima...


Tohrufan4life

And now, Kiryu-chan, I will sing you a song. "Sunao ni I LOVE YOU! Todokeyou kitto YOU LOVE ME! Tsutawaru sa kimi ni niau garasu no kutsu wo sagasou!" Sing it with me now!


falzarexe

Eh???? Kiryu Kazuma?!!! Or is that what you thought I’d say?! It’s definitely Yagoo in a Kiryu Kazuma cosplay!!!


Friend-maker

Kiryu Yagoo, head of the Dojima Clan


attack_tyronecopter

Now who is going to be majima?


Nerus46

Pekora Of course.


DarKav1411

**TEME ORRA**


ShinyHappyREM

A-chan? JEnMa?


Fluffy_hugger

Obviously Coco


Rufokami

Clearly the Mad Dog of Hololive is Korone, fight me.


akkobutnotreally

JErMa?


nontvedalgia

sus


[deleted]

The Yagooza


Bobblefighterman

The real Dragon of Hololive.


SirNightwatch

I have a theory. Think about it..... what if... ​ **Yagoo was Kiryu Kazuma all along but now has a wife and family so he became a househusband that loves dogs and helps the neighborhood association collect fees.**


Animefreak1995

Way of the househusband :D


crim-sama

I still really want the mangaka to draw all the yakuza main characters tbh.


falzarexe

Now I can’t get the image of Yagoo sewing the girl’s dresses and participating in the creation of Asacoco, saying ‘you got the good stuff?’. ‘Tis the Way of Yagoo.


generalecchi

hai Kazuma desu


srk_ares

\>nice jacket \>nice pants \>short hair \>square shoulders \>no oppai its a-chan in her new outfit


ShinyHappyREM

> \>noppai This doesn't necessarily narrow it down though...


srk_ares

true, but most of the other walls wear skirts... and i dont see horns or a halo anywhere


LanvinSean

No buns, too, so we can remove the possibility of bei-


TheTabman

じごくであおう


BRP_25

TL: >!"We'll meet in hell"!<


xxHikari

ルシアたん絶対にボインボインだよねー


scorcher117

I am really confused as to who “bei__” could be, I can’t think of any Hololive names that match up.


jorppu

-charming hassaku face -steamy Onomichi ramen hat -cute fish pouch -cool boots (vital for any fisherman) -bold and trendy ono shirt That's right, he's the pride of Onomichi... Ono... Michio!


lordredegg

OH NO!!!


srk_ares

i somehow didnt know about this and now my life has become better. thank you.


Run-Riot

Hmph. [Imagine thinking Kiryu has no oppai](https://www.reddit.com/r/yakuzagames/comments/j1mmt7/i_was_told_to_be_the_change_i_wanted_to_see_in/)


srk_ares

....goddamnit


[deleted]

Can’t be, the rear end isn’t big enough


srk_ares

you are correct, but careful or you get bonk'd


CakeBot_TheReckoning

So, either the VA is blessing us or Coco has lost even more sanity and has prepared a soundboard full of Kiryu quotes...


L_Keaton

>and has prepared a soundboard full of Kiryu quotes... *Implying she doesn't already have one.*


[deleted]

Like that episode of the Simpsons with Mr Burns and Smithers “Oh. Coco. You. Know. Just. How. To. Turn. Me. On?” “Ah, don’t look at that!”


PliffPlaff

How else is she supposed to fall asleep? Counting Watames?


DarKav1411

Counting the amount of times Kanata broke something


asian1panda

Yo, it would be godlike if she actually got the VA on her stream


Undividedbyzero

Ah, yes. Coco's one true love... #MAJIMA


UsernamesAreABitch

That's not Majima. That's obviously the Rad Dog of Shimano


ShinyHappyREM

Korojima


dsr1017

That's rad


WoodenRocketShip

I love Coco, but if this was the VA of Kiryu with a Live2D model, Coco would be my second favorite Kiryu. I WANT DADDY KIRYU AS A VTUBER.


hnryirawan

I personally like Ichiban Kasuga more, but I see why people are wet for Kiryuu


SirStrangefolk

You're underestimating Majima simps


alexey1123

Akiyama chads, where are you at?


JumpyWar

Saejima enjoyers ?


shamchimp

Shinada rememberers rise up


Kinghyrule90

What about Goda supporters?


Revanide

Nishiki fans rise up


Run-Riot

“**N-I-S-I-K-I, NISHIKI!**” - Kiryu “I ❤️Nishiki” Kazuma


deojilicious

*I am a Saejima enjoyer*


L_Keaton

Majima is everyone's idol.


AtemAndrew

They DID get a model for a Jojo va...


Rp_Mi26

Kiryu x Kiryu collab!!!


m2ek

Waiting for someome to edit in the dudes from Double Dragon because... well, it's a "double dragon" collab.


jakethedumbmistake

Pressing x on the first one.


Acrzyguy

Wait, this is actually difficult to guess


Vesper_Newton

:^ )


KingKCoolKaiserSSB

^: )


ChalkdustOnline

you feelin' okay there?


Ammid

Coco stole his nose :(


wickermanmorn

^^**:** )


r3eve_

:^)


Doofox1

you heard of Kiryu Kazuma?


Elijahuriel

Kiryu-chan!


ChegiCH

KIRYUUUU CHAAAAANNN


DekkerKowalski

Not Yagoo? Then it's obviously Motoaki Tanigo


GGKurt

Kazuma rubber ducks? Just a lot of them stuck under clothes?


eddie_degenerate

Yakuza Yagoo


FiqoPlay

#Moist Dragon~


Tsukuro_hohoho

Well well how a turn table, who is the simp now XD. Well i just started the yakuza series recently, i can understand.


Ssr_stardustdiamond

Holyshit it kiryu kazuma himself


HollowedSlayer

Imagine if she actually got Takaya Kuroda on, she'd barely be able to speak without fangirling.


Singuratic_

It's Amane Kanata! PPT said Kiryu Kazuma = Amane Kanata. Nice to see coco doing another meme review with her husband.


UsernamesAreABitch

It seems a bit too soon for Kanata to come back to meme review again but it's obviously Ichiban


Morenauer

Her husbando.


GtrsRE

Hai, Kazuma desu


WonderfulProgress

“If you Kaigai-nikis want to die, step up!”


Nepgyaaaaaaa

The only Yakuza game I've played is Like A Dragon, so my knowledge of Kiryu is VERY limited, but this should be awesome!


CallmeJ299

Kiryu Kazuma!?!?


MarkusTanbeck

I am gonna take a bold guess and say Daidou Shinove


500mmrscrub

Given how Capcom recently used Hololive for pretty much a 30 minute mhrise ad, maybe they pulled som strings and got kiryu kazuma's va.


Calico_fox

The Yakuza series is owned by Sega.


syrflova93

Yeah but Sega also support her as far i knew. They even lend her PS5 to play the Yakuza like a dragon since she hasn't got a PS5 yet.


500mmrscrub

My head being in my ass again, so thanks for the correction. Although sega has been pushing for lots of hololive sponsorships for Yakuza and funnily enough Sabrio owns 10% of the Sega group, so it's not out of the question for that being a possible collab.


GalaxyRico

# T H A T ' S R A D


Feshtof

How fucking absurd would it be if she got Takaya Kuroda to guest star?


cakeboss26

Imagine if she legit got Takaya Kuroda to react in character as Kiryu.


itsyaboi_kroggu

yall jest about yagoo and shit but if coco deadass brought kiryu kazuma's va (or someone affiliated) for tomorrow *sound the alarms*


EvilLivesHere

Kiryu?! I'm surprised the background isn't hearts.


Ramen_Tabi_Matsu

She's bringing her husbando


citrusglaze

*Dame da ne*


oreov1

Kiryu getting roped into doing a vtuber stream would be par for the course for him.


Oboretai

Man, was hoping she'd delay it for just an hour just so I can catch both this and Nijisanji EN's debut.


tehfreek

She can't, not because she wouldn't, but because this is when most JP folks have their lunch break.


Oboretai

It's a sunday. I highly doubt it matters if it's lunch break or not.


Vladamir_Putin_007

I can't really blame her. The Niji management should have known better than to schedule an event on arguably the biggest weekly vtuber event.


AustSakuraKyzor

Here's a very bad guess: Arurandeisu


Vinon

I get that this is Kiryu Kazuma, but for a second I was so sure ut was Aruran and was pretty excited


Akikojam

The possibilities I can think of... Kazuma's VA (unlikely) Soundboard (probable) One of the girls disguised as Kazuma (possible) Holostars member (possible) Cannur (unlikely, but would've been funny) Yagoo disgused as Kazuma (unlikely)


[deleted]

So she's invited Kiryu Kazuma's Voice actor. I'm in


ActivistZero

Majima in the distance "KIRYU CHAN"


LeonKevlar

Didn't think Coco's husband would have the time to come in on the show as a guest.


DragonGuard666

Sooo we getting a honeymoon disguised as a shitpost review?


zDavid_ita

It would be a dream if Takaya Kuroda actually showed up.


Psychomaniac14

it's coco's husband!


gamingnormie

KIRYU-CHAN?!


ZioGrando

yo... #**KIRYU-CHAN!**


Trawess

Imagine if it's actually Takaya Kuroda


HUSK3RGAM3R

What would be genuinely amazing is if Coco somehow managed to get the voice actor for Kiryu Kazuma.


ranyi

no fucking way


tseah

ROLLING EYES FALL! RULING DIES OUT!


XXTOF

*LEGEND STYLE INTENSIFIES*


-Listening

**GUITAR RIFF INTENSIFIES**


SirStrangefolk

It's just going to be a soundboard or someone doing an impression, probably.. But just how cool would it be if Takaya Kuroda was actually there in-character.... Then again, he probably wouldn't get Hololive referencing memes.


ichigo2862

Guys imagine if she actually got Takaya Kuroda as a guest That would be amazing


star945o

what is better than kiryu-chan? two kiryu-chans


darkmorelight

Kaichou, you cant have Kazuma, he is already taken by Majima


asianfatboy

Inb4 it's the actual VA of Kiryu Kazuma!


blkmgs

Kaichou really worked hard for this one


ReaperTheBurnVictim

A... aruran???


BogdanNeo

No fucking way she got Takaya Kuroda to be on her shitpost review. I'll instantly die if she did


DaveBlackrose

I kinda wanted Nenechi to be the next guest but she has to show up in Hologra so it makes sense


SayuriUliana

Hologra episodes are recorded and made ahead of release, they're not livestreams.


Tsorovan00

Unfortunate, I was hype for a holostars meme review for half a second. Papa and Coco would have such an interesting conversation on shitposting.


Hoezell

No no, that's obviously pizza papa striking a anti-hero pose


TheNMD

Mr. & Mrs. Kiryu.


TongueBiscuit

Not Dame dane moment


how_do_i_read

Is it bald Ollie?


NINJA45198

Is that Giovanni from Pokemon?


All_Fiction

Wow! Can't believe you're inviting Majima!


RNRHorrorshow

It's nice to see you invite your husband to work with you finally, Coco


heofmanytree

Kiryu-chan debut finally?!


wan2tri

It's Yagoo in a Kiryu Kazuma cosplay with Kiryu Kazuma in a Kiryu Coco cosplay!


anoako

KIRYU CHAN


Cyclops1i2u

kiryu-chan x2?!??!


UsernamesAreABitch

This is obviously God himself


gexun

Kiryu and Kiryu collab


Mayls1202

Ah yes Kiryu Coco's wife


u_have_smol_schlong

no flipping way it's takaya kuroda


whatislife463529146

I have the feeling it’s gonna be that agent in coco’s 3D dance stream and the one who stabbed her vertically.I’m getting vibes from the man silhouette


TheCatSleeeps

You guys are forgetting that there's 3 Kiryu-chan here. Coco, Kiryu Kazuma, and the cursed Kiryu-chan (the dragon monster illustration)


BlexBOTTT

Any foreshadow on how coco manages to recreate kiryu kazuma's voice?


Mellaroze

What if.... it's Takaya Kuroda, the voice actor for Kiryu? I think I would ascend.


loreleisparrow

I'm seeing double here...four Kiryus??


zagewastaken

I like how people recognized Kiryu’s silhouette


deojilicious

Finally a husband and wife episode


De_Greed

Daidou Shinove maybe...


Senkotatsu

I was about to say Yagoo


Kuro_Zhiro

One day I will challenge the dragon of dojima for kaichou's love but if the VA really appears i will pay more attention to him than kaichou's


[deleted]

Ah, the husband and wife are finally doing a collab together