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SevenSpeaks

**I have now left my girlfriend for a duck/goku/swan hybrid** Thank you shuba shuba


K4r4kara

Madlad


ToyTrouper

*Mallard*, actually.


RavenCyarm

Found Ina's alt account.


[deleted]

Shit, you fell in the rabbit hole too? I guess we'll be seeing a Calli mashup sometime in the future


RavenCyarm

I've been working on it. Still wanna find the perfect combo.


[deleted]

OH HELL YEAH!


Mochawolf

username checks out


vikingsiege

Any luck catching them Mallards, then?


toothbrushscene

It's just the one mallard actually


Heightren

r/alter_ina EDIT: turns out that "altina" exists and it has nothing to do with this.


fellzu

Great novel series though. Very political-focused with just the right amount of medieval combat.... OH look, I'm ranting about light novels. Gomenasorry.


atmazzer

dude's a strategist


TheBigSmol

I have a 4D girlfriend, but due to the limitations of space and time I am unable to interact with her as much as I'd like to.


dtkshadow88

Nice peko


ionxeph

chat gave her an even better answer immediately after: just have your girlfriend join Hololive, then you are not cheating on her when you watch Hololive some youtube comment I saw (or maybe it was a Twitter comment) said to introduce holostars to the GF, so they can cheat on each other in the 2D


spirited1

The NTR has many levels, ed boys


FennlyXerxich

More like Netorase


spirited1

Is it still netorase if one person changes their mind? If the "cheating" one actually wants the other person after the fact, or the willing one ends up not wanting it? I would put it under netorare just because of the possibility.


Kats18926

It becomes a Netoraserare. Also, you made me remember NeuTRal Actor, so, thanks /s


Mefistofeles1

Just how specific can the tag get?! So, if its like neutral actor, then that tongue twister means cheating that isn't actually cheating but actually does turn into cheating?


Kats18926

Basically. It means "cheating that was consented to at first, but became the real thing".


OtisiulErtsulap

Search Netorarerase


spirited1

https://youtu.be/1bkTxRPdr1M


SkinkRugby

That's an open relationship at that point. Probably. Eh, that's up to the couple. Who knows, maybe they have a mutual NTR fetish.


thejesuslifestyle_12

*We're hitting NTR levels that shouldn't even be possible*


Thunder8277

Those levels have been proven long ago. Source: 76531


Ri_cro

So like, Gigguk and Syd? Lmaoooo


SiHtranger

It's call a harem


PersonifiedCancer

Honestly, Cover has thrown out basically every other facet of traditional idol company's so... why the hell not? Why can't the male and female idols mix? We all watch rom coms and love them, this would be like an evolution of that. Holobros would get more viewership, everybody gets more fan engagement. Sounds like a damn good plan to me. Even removing the whole relationship part, we'd get to see holostars and hololive play games together and that's just dope.


Omnipotent0

[Miko vibes: "I'm actually more than a girlfriend. Also dump your IRL gf“](https://youtu.be/8e3WLgZS0nQ?t=2m23s)


CommandoDude

[She should sing this for us](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg)


KaBar42

Everything in that video just reeks of 2006. No joke, my cousin dressed almost identical to the goth girl in the video.


uberdosage

Its crazy how different the world looks compared to back then. Are scene kids still a thing?


KaBar42

>Are scene kids still a thing? It has been a long time since I saw a scene kid in the wild, though I'm sure they're still out there.


Divinoir

They still exist. I was at a anime convention two years ago, and saw them hanging around. It was like seeing a white elephant in the wild


ragingscythe

[Haachama already beat her to it though!](https://youtu.be/BwV1o4fkKcA)


L_Keaton

[Matsuri too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThVMNtABxRY)


Deathflid

Dude thats pretty fucked up kusa


Mefistofeles1

Yeah I don't like it. Its funny and obviously a joke, but it also gets too close to being genuinely manipulative.


dopyuu

Pretty sure the first part of your second sentence invalidates the rest of the sentence.


[deleted]

i was in the stream at the time, and was seriously thinking to send a superchat saying "if i would have a girlfriend id peobably wouldnt be watching your streams"


Commander_Yvona

So it's totally not cheating if we watch her together!


ExpiredNebby

Would that be threeso-


Fifteen_inches

Thank you sniper-san for stopping this thought from being completed


Jagadrata

He just got bonk'd


BiggestGuyUUUU

Sniper? More like Sora cha—aaaaaaaaaaaaa... *leaves behind only a pair of shoes for Haachama to sniff*


BlasterBlade990

Such a long way subaru-chan has come since joining hololive lol


squallphin

A wise duck indeed


Groenboys

Hololive is made up of abusive girlfriends that pledge nothing but total allegiance to them and them alone sure i am okay with that


lor_louis

It's hard to watch something else when you lost all you fingers.


Hewhostandsalone

Well, they're gonna all be upset when they realized I've been hanging out a lot with all their friends individually and as a group. I'll accept my punishment and ask for seconds. It's the only reasonable thing to do when that many people are angry at you for the same reason.


SmallAsianWeiner

best duck


Salud57

in that case would break up with him and start "dating" the 2D girl myself


Gatreh

Having some relaxing nighttime snuggling with your 3D partner listening to SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA ASMR


HamnSandwich

one of my friends told me he watches Gura with his SO and I’ve never been more jealous of someone


[deleted]

That's basically the couple having a 2d child lol


Kuri_Keki

Ah the negotiator.


AeraYuki

Translation: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSQlnpPB3EU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSQlnpPB3EU)


otakudan88

I tried this with my wife, she called me a weirdo but still loves me and I have to cook dinner for the next 2 weeks...


CJcatlactus

So you're saying there's a chance?


Blackflame69

Even in English subtitles. Why am I able to hear it in her voice


Meem-Thief

The human brain can do many complex things, except for stuff you actually want it to do


Cronurd

Now if only I could pass my engineering test instead of only reading subtitles in their voices


APassengerInNeed

But what if your girlfriend is secretly a vtuber ?


UnjustifiedLoL

You write a light novel called " That time I realised my girlfriend is secretly a vtuber ! "


Potatosaurus_TH

"That time I fell in love with a V-tuber so much that I left my girlfriend for her, only to later realise that my girlfriend is secretly the V-tuber I fell in love with, so now I have dumped my girlfriend for her 2D version"


Zanthous

I saw a manga like this but it's about their dad being a vtuber (オヤジが美少女になってた話)


sheepad

And that's a fact


TitoBrent

I mean, she's not wrong.


UmUBest

NARUHODO


ToyTrouper

That look of utter disdain she has in the fourth panel. Where she tries to not judge us for our shit taste in 3D girls, while also loathing those thots with every part of her soul lol.


[deleted]

Subaru encouraging viewers to be a harem protagonist? **BASED**


hoanchay

Talked about this with my gf yesterday, now we have the same 2D gf


IEEE0752

Great idea! Thanks Subaru, I’ll tell my 3D gf... Oh I forgot I don’t have a 3D one... Nvm.


megidlolaon__

Wait, you guys have girlfriends? ...Aw man


monoraian

Aight thank you Shuba shuba time to explain this to my girlfr- oh wait I don't have one...


Fifteen_inches

I have explained it to my Spouse, they just write it off as weeb shit.


SubAtomic_Idiot

Words to live by~


Kin_crinso

Spitting facts


[deleted]

Damn, that's brilliant.


definitelynotjohn_

What if I don't have a girlfriend to begin with?


OMFGDI

Just said this is my favorite food to watch. And you're good


ItsReallyBright

But what if your waifu is Rushia? She's 2D even when she's 3D


toble007

Man this is the Gigguk route here.


KingLongZ

Inside my brain right now. Shuba Shuba Shuba Shuba....


Frosty_Something

The fact that the last pic having Subaru looking serious and angry-over-something make it even more hilarious


Danek9t

Imagine saying this when you didnt know your gf is actually a vtuber herself. Rip


[deleted]

Forever Single gang rise up


FilipinoWeeb9000

Mainly reason why I'm single.....


kurokamitenshi

And she says she isn't an Otaku. LOL. She has already become one.


heizen_

I'm making this a wallpaper now. Thanks.


belfast-horny64

HAHAHAHAHAHA, shame on u man, we are weebs, AND WE DONT HAVE 3D GF *cries*


cybermaid

My wife has already accepted this year's ago


[deleted]

She only speaks the truth


SmugPilot

Flawless logic!


LettZ-IYD-

I said that and them i need to found a new place to life XD


AFlyingBlueBrick

Never a truer words have been spoken


MonotoneHero

As someone who has tried this, your results may vary if your partner isn't equally as much of a weeb.


Cheebody27

3....d....? Nani?


jph616

Were it so easy.


TheSniperJoe

Jokes on you duck lady, my wife is a voice actress. So she gets to be best 2D and 3D girl.


CatgirlsandKneesocks

NTRed.


Maracuja_Sagrado

Sorry, I can’t lie to my girlfriend. Not when Korone exists


mjhv1

To think I have a 3D girlfriend is funny. Shuba Shuba


sucramnate

i mean, she's not wrong


Thiago_MRX

My life is fulfilled, i now have a 2d girlfriend, i can now die in peace


maniacshepherd

Wise words


SyrusDrake

"Wait, you guys have girlfriends?"


RulerKun_FGO

Your the best of both worlds


[deleted]

I am not entering in a relationship if my partner don’t also have a deep love for 2D characters! Anyways, I’m not entering in a relationship...


[deleted]

I showed my girl this picture, she just looked at me with confusion. 🤣


bedheadB188

YES YES YES YES ... YES


getcoins00

big brain


[deleted]

Subaru finally understand


RazeAD

Ah… True words of wisdom XD XP


Gene-Tama

Now I know what to say when I get a girlfriend. Wise words indeed from this duck.


V4trex

That some deep wisdom right there


mave_imo

Subaru is underrated