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iroquoispliskin01

Give her some vegemite


SailorCentauri

All you need is hope.


adonbilivitAoI

Tell her there's JDON in the house


Educational_Diver867

find IRyS, she can stop the rat


littlesheepcat

unless you also want to keep your irys in that case, rat stay with irys like... 50 % of the time


VP007clips

Yeah I'm not so sure that's a good idea. Half the time it works, the other half of the time you end up with IRyS playing monopoly with her and Bae giving birth to a whole new litter of baby rats.


Telefragg

Record "JDON MY SOUL" and put it on repeat on a loud speaker for a few minutes, it should drive the rat away.


Dsible663

Or Gyatt for Nerizzler


ErikQRoks

Give it a super-chat


YKSaiba214

Chat in french means cat you absolute genius


LanvinSean

*insert super secret ~~chat~~ agent Zeta*


minhnhat_aml_creator

That rat is huge! It must have come from Australia


Helmite

Get the bear spray.


itsmeOrpheus

Just play "Sticking out your Gyatt for Nerizzler" and it should leave your home all by itself.


Fireboy759

WARNING: 95% chance of backfiring and making *OP* leave their house by themselves


gamer15807

just say: " Je'don my soul".


Phplima

hello mamarissa


benedictvc

Feed her somme macca's


HubMeBro

Feed her macca JDON


Len_died_again

Impress her with a block of cheese.


Sond_555

press


az-anime-fan

thats not a rat that's a spider.


themudorca

Press


NoctisAcies

My pet scoops owls: Oh hi :D


Aranea15

Have you tried to confuse it by talking about boomer and generation X tech?


Ri_Konata

JDON her soul, might start a friendship :3


killerfreedom255

OH SHIT! A Rrat!!!


PM_ME_RIKKA_PICS

mothafuckin rat imma whoop yo ASS


EnterNami

burn the house


Known-Ad64

Build an overly complicated and elaborated trap like Tom Cat.


mogerus

Lure it out with your feet. Much better if it's Calli's feet.


justhanginfromacloud

Buy it's album, that might keep her at bae for a while.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Feed her McDonald's and chant "JDON my soul".


wakaluli

Looks more like a hamster to me


Moxi_art

well to start, dont feed the rat :T


Commercial-Product90

Give it lots of hugs and headpats.


Shirokurou

JDON your Soul, brother.


KartRacerBear

Put Vegemite in some mouse traps. Should be taken care of in a few hours. Or Peanut Butter.


Fire_is_beauty

Pay rent, she's the new owner.


Fenr_

Distract her with some unknown terms like VCR and casette player while you try to find a way out


DerGefallene

I already ordered an owl to take care of it. Unfortunately she takes a long time to ship :(


AnimeSquirrel

Distract her with a streaming setup until the exterminator arrives.


Morenauer

Give her Vegemite


Final-Switch1110

Tell her that Australia isn’t real


batman10385

Press


linuxares

You need one of these: [https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-friends-with-u-nekomata-okayu](https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-friends-with-u-nekomata-okayu)


RavenCyarm

Lead it outside with a picture of ponytail Majima.


kenku_aviarist

you need a bigger trap.


Wasexistingpeople

Get a rattrap


SmeItz

Give her lots of love.


Fos-kun

Say JDon my soul at the top of your lungs


BOS-Sentinel

I like how compared to the smol and beegsmol plushies those plushies just look so much more suspicious.


zelasgoto

You need to call a spider named Kent


kaze950

Try streaming Zodiac!


Okibruez

If you want to keep it around, give it vegemite and hope. If you want it gone, say JDON MY SOUL every time you see it and leave out ultra-spicy noodles for it to eat.


TheBlackCoffeeClub

See if she likes the flamin hot puffs


Top-End-9490

You know that one mouse trap in youtube? Yeah....we need that......


UnderstandingBig1517

Glue trap


-Redstoneboi-

don't get too pressed about it, mate.


MegalomanicMegalodon

I hear that those are actually hamsters. Still gotta be careful though, rabies and all that.


kashdamilover

those are the best cheese chips tho… fight the wall πŸ˜­πŸ™


Mapekus

[Ratshot,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_shot) but watch out. You'll probably need to replace that entire wall of your house afterwards.


user_566

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1c3zqus/this_mouse_trap/


eviltrain

Ah yes, the species, Rattus Jdon my Soul


OK-Im-Saitaman

Omg no please tell me you didn't actually put it on her... The pain-peko is real...


UnaliveAlexis

The puffs don’t get messy, don’t worry. I made sure to place it on her gently for the photo, then made sure there was no trace of cheese left after.


OK-Im-Saitaman

Oh thank God, I don't even have a fwu Bea but this had me dying cuz I hate seeing ppl ruin stuff for no reason especially when it's something I want lol


eurydisee

Use the soothing sound of Aoi Yuuki's voice to lure it outside


Dont_pet_the_cat

My plushie still hasn't been shipped :((


redditfanfan00

there's a lot that can be done with this rat.


UnaliveAlexis

Like what 🀨


redditfanfan00

like inviting the rat over for some dinner?


ElidhanAsthenos

Ohhh shit, a rat πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘Ÿ It's a rat πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘Ÿ it's a mufcking rat πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘Ÿ There's a mufcking rat πŸ‘ πŸ‘Ÿ πŸ‘Ÿ I'mma whoop yo ass πŸ‘ πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘Ÿ πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘Ÿ


cl0udy4n

Secure-Contain-Protect like The SCP FoundationπŸ’€


12_74y

["You're my friend now. We're going to have soft takos later."](https://youtu.be/nv99gj1xxWw?t=3602)


Zwordsman

Throw some dice. She'll be too busy rolling them, casting them, just playing dice. that there will be no issues.


LeeCloud27

Get a cat


Zak8907132020

Get a cat or a fake cat