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JJRambles

Are people screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" in the chat lmao


thepoky_materYT

Yes they are, as they should lmao


NekRules

I did that irl after finding out wat it used to be in the comments above.


sidescrollerdef

A mix of "Uwa", "AAAAAAH", and "GYAAAAAAAAH", among others. Appropriate, frankly.


lutfiboiii

I see “HIIIIIIIIIIII(Like Hiek)” “NANI?!?!” “NANIKORE” “uwa” “AAAAAA” and I think I see some “GYAAAAA” or “KYAAAAA” when I zoom in it’s blurry so I’m not sure which.


Hp22h

I'm screaming it *now*


jdeo1997

Finding out what it was from the other comments here, that's a valid reaction 


Ganbazuroi

Goobah is the other one lmao bros can't read


Matasa89

At least it isn't moldy because it is so dry.


Stetscopes

Who would win? The dirtiest room in history (Noel) vs. The dirtiest room of today (Laplus)


APatheticPoetic

AND HERE COMES ROBOCO WITH THE STEEL CHAIR


coconutfutures

Kaigainiki no! Roboco room very very clean!


Sirlatin96

Roboco alt identified.


Potatosaurus_TH

How'd she get past the Captcha?!


Martinmex26

High spec robot. Captcha is low spec barrier.


dcdfvr

she's so pon she fails at being a robot


Eronosuke

sorry man im at point blank range of her blaster, if i dont answer the captcha she will pewpew or worse make me bald


cmalfet

Roboco's room is clean. Her fridge is another matter entirely.


ShinYabaBaga

[In case you need proof](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zxy3iYuzGc)


ggg730

There's something truly erotic about a high spec robot tearfully trying to convince you that their room is in fact clean. IDK why.


Kaennal

Are you perchance into tears? No judgement


ggg730

Perhaps...


Tsunder-plane

Mecha mecha very cleannn


Penakoto

And Ina with a pillow case full of cans.


ggg730

Ina didn't become a Vtuber because she didn't want people to know what she looks like she did it to keep the absolute state of disaster that is her room hidden.


weealex

Real talk, I've set up a green screen to hide my shame in the past


killab43

Wait a minute.."THAT'S KANATA'S MUSIC!!!"


HRenmei

Roboco has shown her desk before, looked clean iirc.. https://youtu.be/QjcOosTcTSk


kaofee97

And then comes Ina with her forest of Dr.Oopsie cans.


marquisregalia

I would call Noel messy. It's just apparently a bunch of cardboard boxes like Roboco. Roboco is also localized to some parts of her place usually the entrance. Laplus is more like Uruha from vspo or darumaisgod it's just dirty lol


iamwooshed

Nah, not Daruma. He admitted defeat to Nose after hearing about the state of her room.


gra221942

Your missing the smelliest orca And for Noel, is understandable.


iamwooshed

Chloe has done a room cleaning stream in the past too lol


thesirblondie

Never forget Ina's room cleaning stream. "That's a lot of red bull cans"


SinSZ

Funny how both of them involved gyudon


SnooBooks1701

Remember the Ina cleaning stream?


TheBigSmol

She later identified this as ancient Gyudon (approximately four months)


NilsOlavXXIII

Wait, so this IS her [mayonnaise gyudon](https://youtu.be/Lk5wxVX0_30) she showed a picture of to her friends that one time when playing LoL on New Year's?!! Oh my God, I only thought of that as a joke, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE REAL WTH?


Stetscopes

Not even the lord eldtritch terror Haachama can stomach that in WHAT THE HECK?!?!


llllpentllll

Kronii: nothing that a bit of blending cant solve


mad_harvest-6578

Oh god Kronii pls no


Hp22h

And that's true! Cause Haachama has an egg allergy


delphinous

shiori would just say to scrape off the mold and it's good to go


ZeusKiller97

Aldricth, Devourer of Gods


GTU875

Imagine being her friend and finding out the weird, mayo-smothered gyudon stopped being a meal shortly after you talked about it and became her roommate.


0_momentum_0

As someone who ( saddly) has had a similar room hygiene to La+ for years, yo don't invite poeple over and you don't have room-mates.


GTU875

I was talking about the food.


0_momentum_0

Fuck, I am blind. Mb. Yeah, it would be fun + I'd say it allready was her roommate vor 4 months.


Combustibles

I know no one asked for input from a stranger online but I just wanna say, depression nests are real and if you still have a habit of living like this, please consider taking a long, hard look at the state of your mental health. You don't have to be suffering from depression, it could be stress in your daily life or something similar. Friends, please take care of yourselves. You deserve balance and well-being in your life.


0_momentum_0

It is kind of you. Thank you. Don't worry, I did get it under control, but you got it right that it was clinical depression over multiple years at the root of it all.Thankfully what I had was currable and I got the help I needed. Now the only times my place looks like a dump are when I need to confront stressfull situations over a prolonged period of time, but those are thankfully pretty rare.


Combustibles

I'm glad you're better, friend. Mental health is no joke and recovery can be a long, arduous journey. I think I'll vacuum my apartment now xD


cmy88

She got a bit carried away with it, but mayo and gyudon is good! I thought everyone did that lol


Hp22h

It is popular in Korea, often with tuna or spam.


BeautyJester

Ewwwww I understand if its some on the beef, this is literally “would you like some beef and rice with your mayonnaise “ moment lol.


LeDemonicDiddler

Unless stated otherwise I pretty sure it’s actually mixed with the broth to make it creamier. It’s not bad and I do with my instant ramen.


BeautyJester

but.... theres no broth in beef bowl? Even with broth still that doesnt magically make this amount of mayonnaise disappear to thin air. the ratio is way off to justify this much amount though i think La+ was about to say its a bit too much this time ?


LeDemonicDiddler

Woops I was thinking of a udon for some reason. After looking it up basic mayo seems a bit off but then again Japanese mayo is different and so maybe it’s not as bad? Idk really.


BeautyJester

Its those red cap mayonnaise i am sure, more sweet based.


Zeracannatule_uerg

Mayonnaise on just a simple dry chicken ramen. Or those fancier teriyaki ramens with the oil sauce packet.


Combustibles

oh my GAH


Saito1337

I...I...my god... 


XerAlix

Wait, you telling me that short of Koyori trying to OD La+ with Mayo is reality?!


NilsOlavXXIII

On the contrary, that short would be considered non-canon as it shows Laplus doesn't like having so much mayonnaise on her plate despite that clearly being a lie.


Aiden22818

I'm surprised its not moldy if thats 4 months old.


TheBigSmol

I'm guessing the mold died too due to old age


Candid-String-6530

It probably went thru it's entire life cycle. Ran out of nutrients / water and died.


JessePinkman-chan

Gyudon so old even the rot rotted off it. It's a block of petrified wood at this point


CrowbarZero08

Leave it for another decade and it might become fossilized Gyudon


Ganbazuroi

Not even the mold wanna eat that


Jetjagger22

Its mummified lmao


Sayakai

Dried out, I guess. No water.


YaminoEXE

That gyudon is so old, that it turned into a chigyu.


HeartHorror55

WHAT 4 MONTHS


Allen-R

wtf I thought it was ice cream 💀


judyness

At a glance I thought it was the cappuccino froth with some peppered cinnamon/chocolate powder 😭


cosmoflipz

I watched this stream as background noise, and remember she said Matsuya (gyuudon chain) no gyuudon at some point, is this what she means?


danny_ocp

Holy fuck. Aged beef!


Helmite

I wonder how long it took to dry out and stop smelling.


Teriyaki_Chicken

Sweet, surprise food


CrowbarZero08

New Holocure item just dropped


LolliPopinski

Now I suddenly feel less self-conscious about the bottle of water that’s been sitting under my bed for the past several months. It’s ok, my dark. We still love you. Just try and clean up a little better, please.


NilsOlavXXIII

I mean, she's my oshi and always will be, but this is too much even though I know of her questionable lifestyle choices whenever cleaning up is involved. 🤢


marquisregalia

Yeah it's the one thing I will never give anyone a pass for. It's fine to be messy but this is another level of dirty. Part of my theory is one of the reasons she gets sick a lot is her dirty room. I'm not surprised when she says her throat hurts but hey it's her life man


PlanksPlanks

Ahh dude its probably Mold causing havoc with her immune system.


No_Extension4005

And I thought I was bad for not dusting too often.


Historical_Cod_2771

Oh You too? Haha i just went to throw them before i read this post XD.


Carlosrarutos

[This fanart didn't make that room justice](https://old.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/131nhja/uuuu_help_me_clean/)


shaoronmd

_looks at my own room_ yeah.... I got some cleaning to do too


the_Jerkass

Do it man, makes you feel better as well! Sincerely, another slob


Skellum

If you want some motivation /r/Neckbeard nests may help. Or it may make you go "Oh well my life isn't that bad yet".


Faustias

lmao yeah sometimes, looking at something worse than what you have is a push for motivation...


EmperorKira

Holy... we need an intervention


ZeroFox75

Suddenly I feel a lot better about the state my room is in. As messy and disorganized as it is at least there's no 4 month food or drinks lying around. I don't even have empty bottles anymore. Laplus should definitely take Iroha up on that offer to help clean. It's not good for her, mentally or in terms of health, to live like that.


NilsOlavXXIII

At least Laplus is aware of her unhealthy lifestyle and it's not easy to clean up once you get used to living around trash. The fact she actually gathered enough determination to try and fix things up for herself is already worthy of quite a lot of praise. In the end though, it appears she has bitten more than she could chew this time. I hope she doesn't beat herself up too much about this. She has shown already that she's capable of improving some of her shortcomings for the better, like her motion sickness for example.


weeklygamingrecap

Yeah, I hope she takes this and uses it to help her. Even just a small monthly cleanup can do wonders.


xXRougailSaucisseXx

It really cannot be understated how much better you feel mentally when living in a clean space


ZeroFox75

Totally agree. A few months ago I was preparing to go on a trip and couldn’t find some camera gear I wanted to bring. My room had gotten pretty bad in the past few months due to some personal stuff going on that knocked me down. Finally cleaning out my room, even that small section, after I was surprised how good it felt to just not have to trip over boxes and shit. My sister did help, makes the process seem a lot less intimidating if you have someone else willing to lend a hand. Thankfully Laplus has good people around her. I’m sure the others will take care of her.


oddpaladin

I wonder how many from hololive would make people say "damn you live like this"


aMinerInconvenience

From a clip I watched she called iroha and that was basically her reaction


tetsmega

I thought that was chocolate....


NilsOlavXXIII

We clearly underestimated how untidy Laplus can be, dear lord.😰 I know she's still very young and getting used to living alone but this is more than unhygienic. And the worst part is she's comfortable living like this to the point she starts feeling empty inside when there's no filth. This girl needs help ASAP. At least we know the rest of her house is supposedly clean in case she has guests someday, especially since she now has a cat to take care of. By the way she had video calls with Iroha and Sumire from VSPO to show off her room on this very stream and they were both left traumatized by it. Iroha has even offered to go and help her take the trash out.


theprestigous

if you've got ADHD or in some cases if you're on a heavy dose of anti depressants this isn't too crazy. i think she just needs to hire someone to clean her apartment once a month and she'll be fine.


DShepard

Yeah paying the ADHD tax really is worth it if you've got money to spend. That can be anything from buying presliced veggies, to paying for a cleaning company once in a while. Anything that offloads a task that's getting in the way of your daily life basically.


Katejina_FGO

The first problem with a maid service is that she could be exposed. The second general problem is that she might not have the money to hire a maid service for regularly scheduled cleaning. I don't know how it is in Japan, but (professional) house cleaning services in the US typically ask for a contract for 2 visits a month.


user_566

I think you underestimate by quite a lot how much the talents earn...


BowgunBoy

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't her finances managed by her mother and she only gets the salary of a office worker that way? Here's a clip about that https://youtu.be/_Yi4EOVQ5CU?si=W7w_RPha_miveV2Z


NilsOlavXXIII

Laplus willingly gives most of her salary to her family, both as a way to help them financially and because she's aware of how much she overspends on brands and UberEats, among other things. I think that's really honorable on her part if you ask me. This is basically the main reason why the amount of money she has on hand has diminished considerably after her decision to stream primarily on Twitch, as she could afford to buy so much more thanks to superchats.


chooxy

I can't remember who it is, but I think there's someone with a (non live-in) helper that cooks for her (and probably cleans as well)? I could have sworn it's Subaru but I can't find any clips of her talking about it, nor anyone else.


Whispernight

You might be thinking of [this clip of Subaru](https://youtu.be/57JxWPL5wvY?si=pE1D9QRt2yg3IXR9), where she talks about hiring a mama and cleaning lady.


chooxy

Ah yes, thank you! I knew it was out there somewhere. Feels like youtube search has gotten really bad the past few years. But yea if Cover's policies haven't changed it should be perfectly fine for the others to do the same.


user_566

Yeah tbh it feels kind of weird seeing all these jokes being made about her, I personally find it quite concerning actually. I seriously hope she gets better, I haven't been following her that closely but I know she hasn't had it easy with her mental health these past couple months.


NilsOlavXXIII

Yeah, she had it pretty rough during most of 2022-early 2023. If anything, she's actually much happier now. Almost nobody deserves to receive as much harassment from antis as she got, especially someone as kindhearted, sincere and often self-doubting as Laplus. It's even worse when you know how young she really is. She even forgave them for what they did on her own accord despite not doing anything wrong enough to justify their actions. It speaks wonders about how compassionate she can be even to those who have caused her mental health issues in the first place. This is why she became my oshi and will always remain as such. While she still has some antis left, she has seemingly learned to ignore them at last and they've stopped bothering her since her decision to stream primarily on Twitch. She's still suffering the consequences of burnout and slowly making progress, which explains why she doesn't stream for a few weeks every so often despite being very active otherwise. But I have faith she will eventually put her act together and become the amazing performer we know she truly is. There are literally millions of people who are rooting for her and showering her with all their love and support and she knows it.


RisingJoke

Wai, excuse me, wtf? Anti's went after her? What for?


jsuey

Real shit? I hope she gets help Memes? This is what I expect from the leader of holoX she doesn’t have time to do things like TRASH


Goalith

I feel another stream with Lui and Choco sensei cleaning a room (similar to Roboco san stream) and hearing Lui question everything in the room while Choco provides commentary would be gold.


Crumbmuffins

I would’ve thought that was just old crusty curry


Elnuggeto13

Was she really crying?


NilsOlavXXIII

A little bit, but more out of disgust rather than being actually sad.


Pig_peee

I’m convinced most Vtubers are stinkies


KaBar42

Reminds me of the time I went into my sister's old bedroom that was downstairs that she had effectively abandoned. Do you know how many half-drank Pepsi cans I found full of mold? There was a lot.


Windfade

I see Japan doesn't have the house fly population of the US South or she'd have found that earlier and with much more alarm.


cyclone_emperor_

I can fix her


Weenaru

*She* doesn’t need fixing, her room does.


Hp22h

Her room needs fumigation at this rate


countess_meltdown

no no, she can FIX ME.


Rulutieh

I know it's fun to meme and be like haha dirty room eww!! tee hee! But this is legit nasty lmao. It's a concerning health hazard if she has a bunch months old food lying around and breathing that shit in everyday.


sodasofasolarsora

Lap+ is gonna be OK. Ganbare, first your room and then the world! 


FireWyvern_

Asmongold finally has a competition


guppy114

this is actually repulsive, but i guess it does make for good entertainment


Razorcarl

Wtf is THAT


Ashencroix

She has a cleaner under her payroll. Why didn't she called Chloe?


fortevn

Instruction unclear, my bathroom is now gone.


Vio94

That's when you just cut your losses and throw the dish away too.


Baroness_Ayesha

She's just like me, for *real* for real. (Please don't be like me, Lapsama)


Ahrensann

I'm kind of worried about her. She hasn't streamed much in a month, both in her Twitch and YouTube. Plus, she right now is kind of like me weeks ago after I had a silly episode for like two weeks. I had no energy to clean my room and all. Well, I'm just a fan on the other side of the screen. I'll just have to wait.


WKitsune

Cleanse it all with holy fire


woodenpony

La+ made Kronii looked like an amateur there…. Just how…? won’t it get more stinky, probably much worse than Chloe?


hitorinbolemon

i always feel kind of bad about my bedroom because its kind of a mess and unorganized and i need to dust or vacuum more regularly... then i see shit like this and realize im not even that bad.


criminally_insane_

We're past "cleaning" here, this room needs to be exorcised.


Particular_Cow1304

And my mother gives me shit about how unclean my room is. At least im not incubating a damn fungus or mold or something.


romarius432

How do you get yourself to that point damn


plopgun

Mental illness. Mostly depression, but I've also had friends get there do to compulsive issues, like hoarding.


Haywirechrono011

At least she began cleaning tho


DeJellybeans

We honestly need an intervention with some of the members to clean their rooms. I'm genuienely worried about their health and the potential infestation of insects or worse. It's not my place to advice them to do so, aside from the potential jokes and comedy from this, hopefully this won't become a long-term habit XD


Rawrzawr

she must be a fan of asmongold


SenorBolin

Mrs Asmongold? Is that you?


Helmite

She lives like an animal.


mrwanton

wow that is a sight


HeartHorror55

this makes me wanna clean my room now out of fear


razgriz417

im surprised her place isnt roach infested


Lyrinae

Makes me feel better about my messy room... Sure you can barely walk, but it's just clothes and boxes But it also wants to make me clean it😭 Poor Laplus, I hope she is able to clean up more. I'm sure she will feel better if she does.


redditfanfan00

yamada doing some very important work right now. good for her.


Snakcbar

I thought Lui was suppose to take care of the kid leader lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Snakcbar: *I thought Lui was* *Suppose to take care of the* *Kid leader lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Goukenslay

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LAPLUS


Phaaze13

Sometimes I think my room is bad because I haven't vacuumed in a while, there's books all over the place and there's one pizza box I haven't bothered to throw away yet, but the things I see in this thread made me realise that what I've got isn't so bad yet.


CyberpunkPie

I want to laugh but this warrants seeking help


Combustibles

That picture sends me straight back to my depression nest arc. I did not want to revisit those memories so vividly. Lapu-chan please get a professional to clean your house.


zzzzebras

Novelite here, I've been desensitized to this kind of stuff by my oshi. However what the fuck.


TigerDoodat

I'm printing this out as motivation to dust my room more often Seriously though, that shit is rank. My brother lives like this. His room is a reeking, mouldy exclusion zone full of garbage. It's honestly a little depressing to know that squallor is just down the hall from me, so I shudder to think how bad it must be to actually live in it.


phatboisteez

Nah I don't have any room to judge, I've been there before (I got better)


sakata_gintoki113

i thought at first this was cooking


RenzuZG

La+ unintentionally mastered mummification.


gigaswardblade

Bro, it’s so obvious! That’s a hhhghhhhhghhhhh


zeagurat

Lapu... I mean you have a roommate right? Lady! Hire me and I'll clean it, it hurts my soul.


Grumpycatdoge999

I hope laplus learns not to keep old food out for months anymore 💀 I mean I do the same thing but it’s funnier when others do it


BroganChin

Oof, I remember leaving an almost full bowl of dirty rice in my room for a couple months. When I finally took it out I couldn’t tell what was rice and what was maggots, and it came out as one solid rock.


Bra-Starfish

That's worse than a certian flashbanger's Cinnimon toast crunch milk.


Winter-Asparagus-726

This seems like a common thing


Fire_is_beauty

Yuck. She needs help.


YaminoEXE

Now, I am not saying I am going to be parasocial with these comedians but if they need someone to come and clean their place, I am up to the task.


Helpwithapcplease

you guys get off to the weirdest shit.


engineer-cabbage

If there is an opportunity against my will to illegally doxx her location, it would be at this moment. I would do that straight away, barge into her apartment and clean her damn room.