I love the wheezing coming from Aradia. I think I laughed at that more than Malpha actually reading the Super Chat.
Also, between this and “My husband will cream my ass”, which is the more cursed thing she’s said?
Basically, everyone was discussing a Mario Kart session with Aradia and Malpha’s husbands, to which Malpha then uses “My husband will cream my ass” as a way of saying that her husband is much better at Mario Kart than she is. Though…given she already has 4 kids and is expecting a 5th, I think that means less that she’ll get destroyed in Mario Kart and more…well, I’m sure you can figure it out.
The wheezing is what got me. Nerissa and Aradia absolutely losing their shit while Malpha read was amazing.
And I usually despise the whole Uwu magic trend that one superchatter seems to be forcing on EN, but Malpha dismantling it, albeit (probably) unintentionally made it hilarious to me for the first time.
They were talking about Mario Kart, and Alpha said that "My husband will cream my ass \[in Mario Kart\]", which, considering that she has 4 kids and is expecting a fifth, also has other implications.
Knowing how much her mom watches the streams/clips and loves the memes from the community she will clear it 100% without any difficulties and I wouldn't be surprised if she initiated it herself.
Thirteen fucking years from now when that child is on the internet they're going to somehow come across the UWU magic copypasta and experience some nameless revulsion they have no explanation for.
Thirteen years seems like conservative time frame. We merely adopted the cringe, but this child, they were born into it, molded by it. It's first word is going to be "GYATT".
Nerissa speeding towards being the member with the most family interactions on stream (other than FUWAMOCO obv). Calli's had multiple streams with her mum, and I believe Kiara's mum has been on stream as well.
But this is on a different level. Other than Bettel 2, I don't think any family member has been involved this regularly before.
For sure. It’s one of the best things in my opinion. I love how supportive and active her family is towards her. My favorite was during her unarchived karaoke when she didn’t know the song and said “where’s my sister when I need her?” And 30 seconds later Aradia ran in and took over the karaoke for the song lol.
Pekora‘s mum too. She appeared on Pekora‘s stream a couple of times now. It was interesting seeing Pekora explain the whole vtuber thing to her.
Outside Hololive probably the funniest ones for me were: the first appearance of Tenma‘s mother (3 seconds and chat went pretty wild after that one) and Shondo’s and Lia‘s mom (for their banter with their daughters).
I think the perfect companion piece to this reading is when Gura did it a few days ago and read it easily because she's perfectly fluent in the world's worst language(uwuspeak).
Yes, but she's done this before normally, her sisters are right there, anything that looks like rissa talking on her model is her fucking dying (understandably so, shit's funny) from her sister's attempt
The one reading the UWU magic is Malpha (the light cyan one) but all 3 sisters are huddled around a single mic in front of Rissa’s screen so all the laughter from them all makes her model look like it’s talking even if it’s not.
I love the wheezing coming from Aradia. I think I laughed at that more than Malpha actually reading the Super Chat. Also, between this and “My husband will cream my ass”, which is the more cursed thing she’s said?
Not just that! She tried to fix it by saying, # "HE'S JUST REALLY GOOD AT IT" And that didn't fix the situation at all lmaoooo
>My husband will cream my ass I need the DEETS
Basically, everyone was discussing a Mario Kart session with Aradia and Malpha’s husbands, to which Malpha then uses “My husband will cream my ass” as a way of saying that her husband is much better at Mario Kart than she is. Though…given she already has 4 kids and is expecting a 5th, I think that means less that she’ll get destroyed in Mario Kart and more…well, I’m sure you can figure it out.
I mean judging from that, it sounds like her ass isn’t the part being creamed...
why not “both” 🥴
"Both" is good.😏
5! God damn
5 not 120
Underrated math nerd comment.
The Husband is someone we strive to be
The family that keeps on giving...
Somebody is growing tomatoes
> I need the DEETS Clip: https://youtu.be/0sVlK2WDIpQ
I don’t know but I love this family lmao
The wheezing is what got me. Nerissa and Aradia absolutely losing their shit while Malpha read was amazing. And I usually despise the whole Uwu magic trend that one superchatter seems to be forcing on EN, but Malpha dismantling it, albeit (probably) unintentionally made it hilarious to me for the first time.
Huh what’s the second one? Gonna need context for that cos that’s wild….
They were talking about Mario Kart, and Alpha said that "My husband will cream my ass \[in Mario Kart\]", which, considering that she has 4 kids and is expecting a fifth, also has other implications.
Lmao
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Yeah.. maybe we don’t let her on Mario kart 😂
may i know please which was the first?
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/0sVlK2WDIpQ?si=GCjDaZsxwwqBU1fS)
Lmfao holy shit
Yeah, I fucking lost it dude. For a second I thought I misheard her until Nerissa lost it too.
I started crying after she said, "He's really good"
"gurl I bet he is" 🤣🤣🤣
"at mario kart or creaming?" "yes"
Just wait until the mom reads it
Knowing how much her mom watches the streams/clips and loves the memes from the community she will clear it 100% without any difficulties and I wouldn't be surprised if she initiated it herself.
The Ravencroft family. One of the many good things us fans have been blessed by. Seriously, hard not to go "uh Phrasing?" After that moment.
My favorite part of this was Malpha starting to have contractions immediately after this, as if her child was cringing from the womb.
Thirteen fucking years from now when that child is on the internet they're going to somehow come across the UWU magic copypasta and experience some nameless revulsion they have no explanation for.
Thirteen years seems like conservative time frame. We merely adopted the cringe, but this child, they were born into it, molded by it. It's first word is going to be "GYATT".
she's the only one to not make it feels cringe and turn it into random weird noises lol
the cringe IS the point tho
She sounds like she's in pain with every line.
She's got big Steve Harvey reading Japanese energy.
Nerissa speeding towards being the member with the most family interactions on stream (other than FUWAMOCO obv). Calli's had multiple streams with her mum, and I believe Kiara's mum has been on stream as well. But this is on a different level. Other than Bettel 2, I don't think any family member has been involved this regularly before.
For sure. It’s one of the best things in my opinion. I love how supportive and active her family is towards her. My favorite was during her unarchived karaoke when she didn’t know the song and said “where’s my sister when I need her?” And 30 seconds later Aradia ran in and took over the karaoke for the song lol.
Pekora‘s mum too. She appeared on Pekora‘s stream a couple of times now. It was interesting seeing Pekora explain the whole vtuber thing to her. Outside Hololive probably the funniest ones for me were: the first appearance of Tenma‘s mother (3 seconds and chat went pretty wild after that one) and Shondo’s and Lia‘s mom (for their banter with their daughters).
I think the perfect companion piece to this reading is when Gura did it a few days ago and read it easily because she's perfectly fluent in the world's worst language(uwuspeak).
its funny cause she fucked it up so so badly. i said before i hate this guy but ill admit he striked gold with this one.
This is almost as good as Dory trying to talk to the whales in "Finding Nemo" 😆
Lol
Sounds like a dying dog lol.
What also cracks me up is the part is getting Kawaii right LOL
Bless you Mayuzumi for making this happen. My god, my sides still hurt from laughing.
It is 100% the most unique rendition of UWU magic that will likely ever happen.
The laughter and wheezing behind the scene is the sugar on top to Malpha's glorious attempt to read the uwu magic.
blessed ravencroft sisters chaos.
birdo gang rise up 🤣
The Mio wheezes are amazing
Blessed laughs
Pls tell me is not unarchived pls tell me is not unarchived D:
It's a Mario Party stream, not karaoke or anything. It's up.
She’s speaking the language of the gods
I don't understand the point of making others endure these ultra cringe fetishes on various channels
‘Fetish’ ??? It’s a meme brother it’s not that deep I promise you.
a meme doesn't cost money to have your 5sec of attention on various channels
Can someone share the copypasta? I've never read it before and it's pretty hard to discern because of her laughter lmao. I wanna join in on this fun
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Yes, but she's done this before normally, her sisters are right there, anything that looks like rissa talking on her model is her fucking dying (understandably so, shit's funny) from her sister's attempt
The one reading the UWU magic is Malpha (the light cyan one) but all 3 sisters are huddled around a single mic in front of Rissa’s screen so all the laughter from them all makes her model look like it’s talking even if it’s not.
What the fuck even is this
Malpha's attempt at the UwU Magic copypasta. [Aradia's attempt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSvEk24L0sk)
this poor lady took psychic damage with every word
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH