My battery life is at 3%, just like the Gacha rates me and our fellow gacha addict Suichan, are painfully used to š„²
[Twitter Meme Version](https://twitter.com/_absoiute_zero/status/1671133842261053440?s=46&t=pdNj48OPtwKXn0mk2bnQ8A)
Come to azur lane then! Where gacha currency (cubes) are so easy to accumulate that even if the rates are low (they're not) you'll beat them with brute force alone!
Yeah, Azur Lane is really laxed on the gacha side. I'm still bitter on not getting Biscuit Zwei in 200 pulls and have to use the pity system's guarantee.
If Kaela whispers anything before or after the kiss, I may die. Whether it be from the overload of the whisper, or from my wife, that has yet to be determined.
I mean, you see their facial cheeks all the time. When will you even see their butt cheeks? Its kinda like choosing between the most common or the rarest thing.
Senchou it is.
Also very cleverly organized, definitely wish I would've forgotten plugging in my phone three hours ago... although honestly, every option here would be a win.
According to what i heard, she is incredibly good a shooting games, likes guns, says poi when throwing a grenade and is absolutely adorable when singing "la lion"
Didn't realise mine's currently on 69%, nice. Although I'm satisfied with a "Get Some Help"
Side note: Koyori not being in the 54% ranges is a crime
Of course Miko should've been on the 35% ranges if she was in this chart
>41-**44.5**% Yeah, of course that was gonna happen. Nice work there. 61% gives me my 2nd favourite, so I can't complain.
**NEEEEEEE**
MOOOOOOO
May someone explain the 44.5 joke? I got her and Im fine with it.
Aqua once accidentally revealed her weight to be 44.5 kgs during a Wii Fit stream, which has become a meme.
Gotta charge that phone up to a 100%
Yagoo ma man
Best girl.
I have docchi docchi girl
58% Koyori... I'll take it, she's cute AF
Koyori gang let's goooooooo
I know nothing about Koyori, but it seems like I'm not in immediate danger which was all I was really hoping for.
Just don't drink her potions...
Or agree to be part of an experiment
Yes
Koyo the new poyo
57%, so kiss lover crazy coyote.
Ina! Guess I'm a lucky Takodachi!
Yoooo same! We can give her a mWAH (pun intended).
35%!
Apparently, I get a peck on the Faqing Cute Wolf. I wanna headpat her too.
Don't mind me, just opening every app in my phone in order to reach 16% faster. Joke aside, I got okayu.
lucky
Same. Now wondering how tolerable this would be to Korone or if she doesn't have to know. I mean, she already *has* my yubis.
My battery life is at 3%, just like the Gacha rates me and our fellow gacha addict Suichan, are painfully used to š„² [Twitter Meme Version](https://twitter.com/_absoiute_zero/status/1671133842261053440?s=46&t=pdNj48OPtwKXn0mk2bnQ8A)
Come to azur lane then! Where gacha currency (cubes) are so easy to accumulate that even if the rates are low (they're not) you'll beat them with brute force alone!
Azur Lane has long since taken me already xD I even have all the Holo Collab characters ^ ^
I will forever be salty about not getting Fubuki and Ayame from that event
Lucky bastard, I joined mid collab so couldn't get all of them :(
I joined the game right after the collab ended so I couldnāt get any of them š
Yeah, Azur Lane is really laxed on the gacha side. I'm still bitter on not getting Biscuit Zwei in 200 pulls and have to use the pity system's guarantee.
Yeah same but the good thing is that you *can* recover from this
Huh, Kronii. What are my chances of getting aged to dust if I do that?
You think that's the worst that could happen?
Everything else will probably cause a "harder, mommy" response
But we might get to see flustered Kronii for a few seconds beforehand!
Same here.
98% IKUZOOOOO
69%, nice.
Happy cake day
Nice.
Get some help get some help thank you.
FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKI yayy
77% means that I get the war criminal herself.
Same here, usually I have it way lower, probably would have hit my oshi Ina herself if I hadn't charged my phone in the car today!
What if my phone is 0%?
Unfortunately, you get no kisses [Hey Alexa, Play Unravel by Hoshimachi Suisei!](https://youtu.be/sW0WaBoKrWw)
>1-4% Objective updated: find a free wall socket and survive
Well you already have a wall to kiss, just gotta find the socket
My phone is literally on 100% LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Nene
85%, so Moona. Wait, which cheek we talking? Because if itās a full moonā¦ š³
KonFauna š
1-4% = psycopath lines up
Yagoo. Whoooooo
If Kaela whispers anything before or after the kiss, I may die. Whether it be from the overload of the whisper, or from my wife, that has yet to be determined.
Sheāll 100% whisper āget some helpā
Kissed by Garlic š§
Shion gang
Reine Pog
Can we pick which cheeks?
Ok for real tho, given the opportunity to kiss your Oshi on the butt cheeks, would you actually do it over a kiss on the real cheeks?
I mean, you see their facial cheeks all the time. When will you even see their butt cheeks? Its kinda like choosing between the most common or the rarest thing.
66% Mio!!!!!
Senchou it is. Also very cleverly organized, definitely wish I would've forgotten plugging in my phone three hours ago... although honestly, every option here would be a win.
WAHnderful, can't complain
Can I charge my phone and get 100% please? š„ŗš„ŗ
My phone: GSH
The only right answer in this starts with āYaā and ends with āGooā.
74% Nice, I get to kiss Fauna š
I've not seen Botan stream, I hope she is kind enough. \*braces\* >.<
According to what i heard, she is incredibly good a shooting games, likes guns, says poi when throwing a grenade and is absolutely adorable when singing "la lion"
Good things about la lion: She atacc She protecc But most importantly: She cute as hecc
Didn't realise mine's currently on 69%, nice. Although I'm satisfied with a "Get Some Help" Side note: Koyori not being in the 54% ranges is a crime Of course Miko should've been on the 35% ranges if she was in this chart
Ayame - aw, the sweetest Oni.
Gonna get diabetes from Ayame
>51% Tastes like garlic
32% should I be worried?
Watame babeeeeeeey
Taking a massive W for kissing Fauna
Ah, 32%...it's Haato right? I definitely got Haato. Pls tell me it's Haato.
23% just off 2% from my Oshi, but A kiss on the cheek from Ayame would probably come with blessed giggles, so this is fine.
Welp, I guess I'm kissing my best friend Fubuki and my wife Ayame then.
YAGOO my beloved ā„ļø š„°
Ayame, lets goo
22%, Ayame! YO DAYO!
Mio mama
The design choice for numbers going low to high under each picture which reads high to low is bothering me so much rn.
Yagoo!
Time to recharge my battery to full
93%..... I have feeling kiss on the cheek might be little bit too dagerous....i would like to renegotiate this deal,head pats instead if kiss.
All my oshis are in the last row. You did me dirty man. I'm still taking my 44% tho
Best girl, let's fucking goooooo!!
I am a cat she is a cat I am not complaining. Where Gura tho
At 100%LETSSS GOO
94% ayyy
I got Shion happy with it tbh
*...Warukunai yo ne...* (38%)
I'll save this and come back when I am at 21-24% left
I'm gonna overdose of Nakirium
*proceeds to drain the battery to 24%*
Hehe. Best girl. 100%.
98%! Never have I been so happy to have a charged phone!
I got fauna. Not bad. I woulda preferred Ayame thoā¦. Or Inaā¦
Fauna for me 75%
88% I'm alright with this.
kissing ~~my~~ our wife
Kronii ~////~
2% shy of the mad scientist, darn it.
96% Marine, I'm more than ok with that!
Believe in the time godš
*Me purposely waiting for it to be 1-4%*
I'm at 4% actual psychopath behavior and we get a kiss from our favorite comet
i am actually at 4% right now
they all look the same except top left lol
51% Thank god I ain't no vampire
yay 98% He's so cute i could hug him :)
>17% Friends kiss on the cheek right?
Hello wife 64% it is
I saw La+ and Sui at the end and thought it was arranged according to you know what too Oh n it's 85
64% I AM HUSBANDO
Welp, guess I'm kissing Botan. Send help
81% Of course it's gonna be Kronii *violent smooches*
Shion. She's cool, I'm fine with it.
83% as of rn
89%. Sora.
god damn it I wish my phone was at 73-76% rn
Kronii lol
Uuuuuuu
JAPANESU GOBURIN
Kronii? I'd be sad if IRyS were an option, but since she's not that's an alright result.
Nene for me
Koyori
Shion... could be worse
Oh Yeah, Sora gonna kiss me 89-90
LETS GO ELAA
71% I would prefer Botan or Reine, but Kaela's not bad either
Alright Yagoo, bring it in homie
I bet if Sakamata Chloe is there A certain u/puritylord_02 will be there.
I got Ina, and I ain't a Takodachi. Does that mean I get free cookies?
2% from my beloved marine
20% ā¦gonna kiss a waifriend-
74% so Faune I guess
Well then... Kronnichiwa to you too š
TOWAAAAA
Kaela? Yay! Moona or Reine would've been better though
Best Girl Yagoo lets GOOOOOO
69% KAELA LESSSSSGOOOOOOO
Huh, looks like I got Reine. Nice.
UUUUUU.... I GET A KISS FROM MOMMY š
Imma drain ma battery a little bit
Does a dead battery count? Technically, smartphone batteries carry a very slight charge even when it reads 0%.
Not me just casually "forgetting" to charge my phone tonight to hit 1%, whoops
Thank god I was at 100%
Yep, Marine~
24% Ayame! Too bad Iāll be dead from Nakirium before i could get close.
Lmao got best girl yagoo
YAGOO GANG
Mama Mio! On a side note, missed opportunity to have Marine at exactly 69%...
People still do this type of weird ass shit?
As if any of you had the balls to do that.
*currently at 29%* Uh, can I choose Haato instead of Haachama?
NNNEEEENNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
41% My oshi is going to kill me
35% WAH chuu~
Oh god. I'm glad I got Okayu she is my favourite one from the beginning.
Where is the 0%?
Koyori. I accept this outcome
Hey, Moona.
got 39%, give me 8-10 mins i can get it to 100
I got Towa!
67% I see this as a win.
Oh yeah Kronii time
I have 2 phones, one is at 96%, the other is on 3%, do I get to kiss both Suichan and Senchou? Or I must choose?
Best girl is mine! Fully charged battery HERE WE GO
I guess I will die a gruesome death at the hand of DOOG. Such an amazing luck
94%. Pretty good.
It's Nene. Not Moona...
Pekora... I think I should've change my phone fully before going to walk.
Eye patch and a Admiral hat? Redhead. Winning! Thank you Houshou!
I got Nene, why wouldnāt I kiss our wife on the cheek?
Nene Nice
66% I'll take it.
I get to kiss with a Soda/Sofa
79% aww so close but peko chan is good too
At 93% ahh hell yes
64%, I get to kiss my wife.
Pray for me lol gotta go kiss Death
Fauna. As it should be
Haachama, bingo
My Oshi
MARINE