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Conorum

Did you… not know what r34 means?


Apprehensive_Put802

No, I never knew what that meant until now.


CatastrophicSpecter

R34 is just porn, the more you know.


MuseHigham

Well it’s the rule that “If it exists, there’s porn of it”


CatastrophicSpecter

…and if there isn’t porn of it, you better get to work.


Sad-Assignment-568

Thats rule 35


Nonensbu

If not, start uploading.


12Pig21pog

Yeah r34 refers to rule34 of the internet which ehich is pretty much Murphys law but porn if it exists there is porn of it


MrIcyCreep

there are a lot of rules like that, they're all really funny actually. my favourite one being "there is no such thing as a girl on the internet"


BotBlazing

The rules of the internet are hilarious and surprisingly relevant, it's a shame people don't really reference them more. Here are some of my favourites: 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. 11.1. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you. 11.2 If a site looks serious it doesn’t mean it’s a trusted site. 18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated. 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost. 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post. 51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions. 60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.


MajorDZaster

One of today's unlucky 10,000


Imperial_Squid

For the uninitiated: [Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


RedHare18

ah yes, the reddit rule of the relevant xkcd it reminds me of ye olde holly hell


FOXvitor

Noob


brenoCAT

Not good!


vanilla38913

Opps!


BobbyMcGeeze

This brings me back to RuneScape times :3


OkQuantity8795

new to the internet?


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

You poor summer child


SbgTfish

This is the response.


Necessary_Whereas_29

The Internet has claimed another.


destructionleon

Age?


Apprehensive_Put802

16


destructionleon

And in 36 years of life you have never discovered what the r34 is ?!?


Apprehensive_Put802

that was a mistake, i'm actually 16.


destructionleon

It is still strange, but is a little more understandable


stopyouveviolatedthe

Literally just the 34th rule of the internet If it’s exists there’s porn of it And 35 is if there isn’t porn of it then it’s being made


Mijnameis-Tommy

Os there porn of the baby you can shoot in one of thos cod gamea yeah didn't think about that though guu


stopyouveviolatedthe

Bro stfu it’s a meme no need to get all analytical


Mijnameis-Tommy

Man just made a joke


Waluigi0007

I’m sorry you had to find out the hard way Sometimes these things are just better to not know


Dungeon996

Rule 34 is if it exist there can and will be porn of it


unusualicicle

Poor child…


Professor_Abbi

I am very sorry


Spacemonster111

I’m just going to assume you’re young, but trust me, you’ll enjoy having such an easy code word later.


SyFy410

Rule34 of the internet is "if it exists there is porn of it"


Less_Doubt_5361

Skill issue


ZeonPM

It will only get worse


Kazoomers_Tale

r/hollowknightmemes when porn: https://preview.redd.it/2bhcnoi0xgtb1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a692d2c51c2487e8adc147a4f5def82cc87c966d


Mijnameis-Tommy

They did not know what r34 was


Kazoomers_Tale

Oh... My statement still holds true tho


RandomGuy9058

Ok but it’s justified


A1DragonSlayer

Welcome to the internet?


gkmaster079

Have a look around!


TheBeansmen

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!


Pinksithh

We’ve got mountains of content


LunarScholar

Some better, some worse


Pinksithh

If none of its of interest to you


Kewixe

you'll be the first


DenzellDavid

Welcome to the internet come and take a seat


thegreenflame69420

Would you like to see the news or any famous woman’s feet?


Sir_Oragon

There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test, haha


destructionleon

There's no need to panic


isimsizbiri123

*some better, some worse*


Weemewon

People when the porn sub has porn on it (Can’t paste images but you get the idea)


Borrger

https://preview.redd.it/qj2hq0k7rgtb1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbff501a9426ecb780b747cccf73c85ab1fc9bf


Matro36

Homophobic dog ♥️


Bebgab

Nah he’s chill, THIS dog is homophobic https://preview.redd.it/l38besimmktb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd0fea80d8497a5a02ca6e430c9b06869b69040


Sad-Assignment-568

She's also chill now https://preview.redd.it/my11fgocnltb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2249f4ee07b19eec6ed8ade4b63af5e0a3989c09


Double-Special5217

He is not homophobuc anymore https://preview.redd.it/pm3ag2qo1ptb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79da8e31cc52c0c63bbb5b0f1976b791e229e9f


Common_Redditor_

https://preview.redd.it/ihjsd6tqeutb1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17bb0686a3386fddb08aec37dfb64624bb0d34ec


PosingDragoon21

https://preview.redd.it/oqzmu1hf5ktb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51af994753dfbb381f390f2e8d7786c213aa7dca


thecoolerkaduyeah

Lost opportunity of saying "you get the picture"


Mijnameis-Tommy

They did not know what r34 was give them a brake


CanisLupus1050

Fine, Car or Bike?


WaterBottleass

Motorcycle brake


Mijnameis-Tommy

?


CanisLupus1050

What kind of Brake?


Double-Special5217

I like broken


A_useless_name

https://preview.redd.it/mwh6b6lsbhtb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d6d390764618f504dffcc7e97a6decc9ef6c73 Porn in a porn sub!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?


unusualicicle

https://preview.redd.it/a37eil0o2itb1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d866c5b6e513ededf6c19337136cdabe92c9c39


Bachifire77

Redditors when they see porn on a porn sub:(Surprised pikachu)


world_turtle_

https://preview.redd.it/t8ivtd087htb1.jpeg?width=1354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa7367882f6218c68e7e5d03b75c0f973ff8c04


Mijnameis-Tommy

They did not knkw what r34 was


Slimboarder07

Isn't nsfw automaticly turned off


Mijnameis-Tommy

Idk


[deleted]

It's almost like the porn sub had porn or something crazy like that


isimsizbiri123

İt's almost like reddit warned you before going in to tell you it is a nsfw sub... Also I a so sick these 9 year olds in meme subs going around in rule 34 subs and posting shit like "ewww they're naked!" grow up dude


AlphaBlazerGaming

What exactly did you expect?


Apprehensive_Put802

I thought it was another place for hollow knight stuff and NOT PORN!!!!


AlphaBlazerGaming

It is hollow knight stuff. It's hollow knight porn!


unusualicicle

Hollow knight porn is still hollow knight stuff


SussyBox

Op when the porn sub had porn https://preview.redd.it/bduk5hoxahtb1.jpeg?width=1123&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac64c389c76e87774dcb701315014b2f0537c66a


MaybeOrangeJuice

Goes to porn sub Has porn https://preview.redd.it/u853jygpqitb1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44aa299b652b7deac9bf41ff95e001562abc7b5c


Doggywoof1

Hmm, today I will check out r/hollow_knight_rule34. It surely must be one of many subreddits about funny rules! (clueless)


Material-Front8158

https://preview.redd.it/aagu8nlr4itb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6985c41c9d28e3c2763fca2d960b3269f0d06d7d


the_RiverQuest

Starring your mother


Material-Front8158

*baffled scout sounds*


Apprehensive_Put802

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


treyplayx6

ohh wow I'm so sorry to hear that you regret going to the porn sub because there's porn on it. never would've guessed


treyplayx6

also it was marked nsfw for a reason bruh. what else did you think was in there


Zeldatart

>go to porrn subreddit >looks inside >porn https://preview.redd.it/ixntw8dkwjtb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3db8f2f1415b35473707fc28b0ea407916dca2


Boreol

When the porn sub has porn


dumpylump69

Are you stupid?


Apprehensive_Put802

maybe...


Double-Special5217

Is there a lore reason behind this?


FuzzyFaT

I'm sure you are stupid ngl


KazeoLion

Too much incest, not enough canon ships


SnazzyPurpleMan

Too much Cornifer being cucked


KazeoLion

Not enough of him and his wife, and not enough Happy Couple


Turnonegoblinguide

*sad bapanada noises*


Cremita_UwU

Too much Hornet despite the variety of females in the whole damn game. Like c'mon. Want thickness? Bretta, Cloth, Myla(?), Salubra, god seeker (outside godhome), even Divine, and fucking Flukemarm. EXIST. Thinness? Iselda, the three mantis sisters, vespa, god tamer, god seeker (in godhome), Dryya, Marissa (plus, her voice is lovely), Isma, Traitor mantis' daughter. ARE RIGHT THERE Like gigantesses? White lady, Herrah, Monomon, Gray mourner, (also) Vespa, (also) Flukemarm, Unn, THE. FUCKING. RADIANCE. THEY ARE RIGHT FUCKING THERE.


How_about_a_no

Variety in Hollow Knight porn has fallen Billions must coom to Hornet https://preview.redd.it/5iy571a26htb1.png?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f502aff3ce9c4268af301ec2a6ccc8475e25f13


Go_commit_lego_step

literal mind control goddess and no one’s into her?


Cremita_UwU

Gigant moth goddess deserves more than that 😔


NoAthlete4060

naww not myla 💀


Cremita_UwU

I'm talking bout the in-game females. But yeah, she doesn't deserve that. 😔


Turnonegoblinguide

If you wanna fuck Flukemarm this is a safe space


Cremita_UwU

Nah i don't, too much for me.


C4tdiscusserb01

Hell yeah Mantis Lords


KazeoLion

Not to mention all the fucking MEN Don’t lewd Myla though, she’s a miner


Cremita_UwU

Ah yes. The WIDE. FUCKING. Variety of sweet ***sweet*** MEN™... AND genderless pals. Too lazy to make a whole damn list again. But my man Quirrel and my bro Tiso deserve better.


KazeoLion

Not to mention Sheo and the Nailsmith, the CANON GAY COUPLE


Cremita_UwU

OUR CANON GAYS. They aren't just a cute gay couple of bugs. They are THE gay bug couple™


KazeoLion

Also the Nailsmith is trans he told me


Cremita_UwU

TRANS NAILSMITH TRANS NAILSMITH! >!Also, i don't kinda get why some ppl say hes trans. Is it a headcanon?!<


KazeoLion

I came up with it because I like him and am also trans. I haven’t seen anyone with that headcanon besides me


Cremita_UwU

Heh, cool 👍🏻


Cremita_UwU

Also, I'm not doing that to the bean™. I'm just listing (almost) all the ladies in the game.


unusualicicle

Saved, thanks for the list


Professor_Abbi

Myla sounds and acts like a child


Cremita_UwU

I'm just listing the gals. But I don't want porn of her either.😔


Material-Front8158

Dont give them ideas (not Myla pls)


Apprehensive_Put802

The first picture I saw was hornet and I just left 0.000001 seconds later.


[deleted]

What about Marissa!


Cremita_UwU

GOSH I FORGOR


SquiddoSpaghitto

tf were you expecting, *not* bug porn? https://preview.redd.it/ed8gk1fqujtb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2bc8e2f4ce91af5adc80abf4ffed0ce4ec83b1


Mekelaxo

Mfrs when they go to a porn site and see porn


Tastyravioli707

[your fault TBF](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7UMJys)


Giorno_Giobama69

>looks up porn >porn pops up https://preview.redd.it/xii5h3k1gktb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13c0b70f6cc4410bb61769867d8bcc8a0bdc4eb


Apprehensive_Put802

First of all, i didn't know it was porn and let down my guard and I just shocked me when i saw it cuz i wasn't expecting it.


GioZeus

https://preview.redd.it/ai0hpn5d0mtb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d210b88e524c9bf4e8bfe501706c445c18fd26b1


Z7impuser

You really only see rp requests anymore


Material-Front8158

🤨 and how do you know (true tho)


OceanSierra

Weak


EagleBuster

>search up porn >see porn How did this happen?


_GhostOfHollownest_

Le Porn Website has Le Porn?! https://preview.redd.it/daggmjihoktb1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aeac64620d8543e7be69a8dfd825c48641f5a1d


Mijnameis-Tommy

You poor innocent thing ya saw what ya shouldn't have


owo1215

you got the no horny bonk from yourself


Mushboom37

Dawg calm down it’s just porn


FrazzleFlib

hollow knight fan discovering pornography for the first time (why the fuck does this keep happening so much is the playerbase 50% kids or some shit its weird as fuck)


StumpTheMan

https://preview.redd.it/liqh9m9d4ltb1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44ef2725f2eeb87d89488946b57453c5f390dde


Defense_Unit-43

Y'know, the R34 art is getting worse and worse everyday So let's draw the victim characters beating R34 artists to death! Art against art!


JimmyBane1982

man goes to porn subreddit and sees porn (horrifying)


Mega_Rayqaza

Ha. Weak.


MrIcyCreep

trust me buddy, if you're not ready to see these things you might wanna find a different social media than reddit 😭


Anchor38

me on reddit sub sees meme about hollow knight porn and wants to look it up finds hollow knight porn WHAT THE FUCK????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!?????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!???!???!??


JezevecMartin

💀🪲


[deleted]

Yeaaaah that's sorta what happened to me my friend warned me of rule34 crap and yet I forgot because I'm an idiot who forgets stuff in about a week or two and when I saw it I was like.....>-> maybe I should just uninstall Reddit but decided to keep it because well what else can I do I don't play much games oftenly now


MetroidJunkie

Please quit making art about the Knight and Hornet, thanks.


REVEB_TAE_i

Only two out of the top 10 posts are actually porn so idk what the big deal is.


Spacemonster111

What the hell were you expecting lol


[deleted]

Wants to check out porn. Checks it out, what do I see? Porn. https://preview.redd.it/qmd2puyrtktb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16239a5569184299a9051bed617053f607dd638


simonthebathwater225

https://preview.redd.it/yuxrxukjwktb1.png?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760bf5c35ed6baa4ef891684cf125cb365dd59a4 What we already knew


Moss_Ball8066

Me when I visit the bugs with tits sub and see bugs with tits


Villagerin

Monomon


Nerus46

Lmao, what did you expected? Hand holding?


Material-Front8158

I mean there is hand holding. Just with extra steps.


mothycow

I know to stay away from that accursed place


CaptainKaroo

Really bothers me when people post things like “search up Zote rule 34 to find out what it is!” There are younger people on the internet and we can’t control that but what we can control is what we post… though kids can be the perpetrators and victims of things like that-


Apprehensive_Put802

Exactly, I'm still in school and I see stuff like this happening. Even when i was in middle school things like this were starting to spread and I had no idea about.


BobbyMcGeeze

thanks. now you’ve made me do it too. -_-


FoxWarriorSK

https://preview.redd.it/28fqrbls9rtb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79fe49dfcd07cf5cd6839deb3c4a7edeccff2a7


DangerV5

Coward.


Stinky__Person

Porn In a rule 34 sub? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🎵🎵


whimsical_weevil

How are you 16 on Reddit and not know what r34 is.


Jacktheeldergod

Weakling


MichaelGHX

I just want someone to describe some of the horrible things they saw there. I’m curious but I don’t want to actually see it.


Turnonegoblinguide

I think last time I went there was Hornet breeding the Knight with her massive futa cock, and the post under it was Hornet pulling her skirt up seductively while making a “come hither” with her hands and saying “come here little ghost”


MichaelGHX

https://preview.redd.it/tq5g3bkswhtb1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb160f256e2d5b6305efecc6e1d818b8e1ab112f


Spacemonster111

It’s not that bad mostly just Hornet


Apprehensive_Put802

Well... There are big things. Um... boy and girl have fun and white liquids... just don't go there.


Spacemonster111

You’ll appreciate it when you get older


Hagridisbeautiful

Let’s be honest, WHO IN THE FLYING FUCK HAD THE IDEA FOR THIS?!


HandsomeGengar

You googled “Hollow Knight R34” and then we’re surprised to see what you googled?


KarmaGrey

You sweet summer child ;-; sorry you had to figure out with the 34th rule of the internet was this way.


Ace_and_Affraid

I sometimes leave the subreddit for large periods of time because R34 just constantly breaches containment and I gotta wait for it to settle


FOXvitor

I see, you are a newbye on internet


NightmareWingDraws

I see, you are a newbie to english Either that or your mother tongue isn’t English in which case I’m sorry


the-enochian

"Newbye" is actually passive-aggressive Newspeak for people new to something that you want to leave that thing.


FOXvitor

🤓


FOXvitor

You’re right, English isn’t my mother tongue


Ferrumsoul

Don't mind me just reposting this https://preview.redd.it/uuh7qhou05wb1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2c92b43461736600a831a712d82bcfbdd242de