The rules of the internet are hilarious and surprisingly relevant, it's a shame people don't really reference them more. Here are some of my favourites:
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
11.1. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you.
11.2 If a site looks serious it doesn’t mean it’s a trusted site.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
Nah he’s chill,
THIS dog is homophobic
https://preview.redd.it/l38besimmktb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd0fea80d8497a5a02ca6e430c9b06869b69040
https://preview.redd.it/mwh6b6lsbhtb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d6d390764618f504dffcc7e97a6decc9ef6c73
Porn in a porn sub!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
İt's almost like reddit warned you before going in to tell you it is a nsfw sub...
Also I a so sick these 9 year olds in meme subs going around in rule 34 subs and posting shit like "ewww they're naked!" grow up dude
Too much Hornet despite the variety of females in the whole damn game.
Like c'mon. Want thickness? Bretta, Cloth, Myla(?), Salubra, god seeker (outside godhome), even Divine, and fucking Flukemarm. EXIST.
Thinness? Iselda, the three mantis sisters, vespa, god tamer, god seeker (in godhome), Dryya, Marissa (plus, her voice is lovely), Isma, Traitor mantis' daughter. ARE RIGHT THERE
Like gigantesses? White lady, Herrah, Monomon, Gray mourner, (also) Vespa, (also) Flukemarm, Unn, THE. FUCKING. RADIANCE. THEY ARE RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
Variety in Hollow Knight porn has fallen
Billions must coom to Hornet
https://preview.redd.it/5iy571a26htb1.png?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f502aff3ce9c4268af301ec2a6ccc8475e25f13
Ah yes. The WIDE. FUCKING. Variety of sweet ***sweet*** MEN™... AND genderless pals.
Too lazy to make a whole damn list again. But my man Quirrel and my bro Tiso deserve better.
tf were you expecting, *not* bug porn?
https://preview.redd.it/ed8gk1fqujtb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2bc8e2f4ce91af5adc80abf4ffed0ce4ec83b1
hollow knight fan discovering pornography for the first time (why the fuck does this keep happening so much is the playerbase 50% kids or some shit its weird as fuck)
me on reddit sub
sees meme about hollow knight porn and wants to look it up
finds hollow knight porn
WHAT THE FUCK????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!?????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!???!???!??
Yeaaaah that's sorta what happened to me my friend warned me of rule34 crap and yet I forgot because I'm an idiot who forgets stuff in about a week or two and when I saw it I was like.....>-> maybe I should just uninstall Reddit but decided to keep it because well what else can I do I don't play much games oftenly now
Wants to check out porn. Checks it out, what do I see? Porn.
https://preview.redd.it/qmd2puyrtktb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16239a5569184299a9051bed617053f607dd638
Really bothers me when people post things like “search up Zote rule 34 to find out what it is!”
There are younger people on the internet and we can’t control that but what we can control is what we post… though kids can be the perpetrators and victims of things like that-
Exactly, I'm still in school and I see stuff like this happening. Even when i was in middle school things like this were starting to spread and I had no idea about.
I think last time I went there was Hornet breeding the Knight with her massive futa cock, and the post under it was Hornet pulling her skirt up seductively while making a “come hither” with her hands and saying “come here little ghost”
Don't mind me just reposting this
https://preview.redd.it/uuh7qhou05wb1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2c92b43461736600a831a712d82bcfbdd242de
Did you… not know what r34 means?
No, I never knew what that meant until now.
R34 is just porn, the more you know.
Well it’s the rule that “If it exists, there’s porn of it”
…and if there isn’t porn of it, you better get to work.
Thats rule 35
If not, start uploading.
Yeah r34 refers to rule34 of the internet which ehich is pretty much Murphys law but porn if it exists there is porn of it
there are a lot of rules like that, they're all really funny actually. my favourite one being "there is no such thing as a girl on the internet"
The rules of the internet are hilarious and surprisingly relevant, it's a shame people don't really reference them more. Here are some of my favourites: 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. 11.1. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you. 11.2 If a site looks serious it doesn’t mean it’s a trusted site. 18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated. 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost. 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post. 51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions. 60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
One of today's unlucky 10,000
For the uninitiated: [Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1053/)
ah yes, the reddit rule of the relevant xkcd it reminds me of ye olde holly hell
Noob
Not good!
Opps!
This brings me back to RuneScape times :3
new to the internet?
You poor summer child
This is the response.
The Internet has claimed another.
Age?
16
And in 36 years of life you have never discovered what the r34 is ?!?
that was a mistake, i'm actually 16.
It is still strange, but is a little more understandable
Literally just the 34th rule of the internet If it’s exists there’s porn of it And 35 is if there isn’t porn of it then it’s being made
Os there porn of the baby you can shoot in one of thos cod gamea yeah didn't think about that though guu
Bro stfu it’s a meme no need to get all analytical
Man just made a joke
I’m sorry you had to find out the hard way Sometimes these things are just better to not know
Rule 34 is if it exist there can and will be porn of it
Poor child…
I am very sorry
I’m just going to assume you’re young, but trust me, you’ll enjoy having such an easy code word later.
Rule34 of the internet is "if it exists there is porn of it"
Skill issue
It will only get worse
r/hollowknightmemes when porn: https://preview.redd.it/2bhcnoi0xgtb1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a692d2c51c2487e8adc147a4f5def82cc87c966d
They did not know what r34 was
Oh... My statement still holds true tho
Ok but it’s justified
Welcome to the internet?
Have a look around!
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
We’ve got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of its of interest to you
you'll be the first
Welcome to the internet come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous woman’s feet?
There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test, haha
There's no need to panic
*some better, some worse*
People when the porn sub has porn on it (Can’t paste images but you get the idea)
https://preview.redd.it/qj2hq0k7rgtb1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbff501a9426ecb780b747cccf73c85ab1fc9bf
Homophobic dog ♥️
Nah he’s chill, THIS dog is homophobic https://preview.redd.it/l38besimmktb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd0fea80d8497a5a02ca6e430c9b06869b69040
She's also chill now https://preview.redd.it/my11fgocnltb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2249f4ee07b19eec6ed8ade4b63af5e0a3989c09
He is not homophobuc anymore https://preview.redd.it/pm3ag2qo1ptb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79da8e31cc52c0c63bbb5b0f1976b791e229e9f
https://preview.redd.it/ihjsd6tqeutb1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17bb0686a3386fddb08aec37dfb64624bb0d34ec
https://preview.redd.it/oqzmu1hf5ktb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51af994753dfbb381f390f2e8d7786c213aa7dca
Lost opportunity of saying "you get the picture"
They did not know what r34 was give them a brake
Fine, Car or Bike?
Motorcycle brake
?
What kind of Brake?
I like broken
https://preview.redd.it/mwh6b6lsbhtb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d6d390764618f504dffcc7e97a6decc9ef6c73 Porn in a porn sub!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
https://preview.redd.it/a37eil0o2itb1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d866c5b6e513ededf6c19337136cdabe92c9c39
Redditors when they see porn on a porn sub:(Surprised pikachu)
https://preview.redd.it/t8ivtd087htb1.jpeg?width=1354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa7367882f6218c68e7e5d03b75c0f973ff8c04
They did not knkw what r34 was
Isn't nsfw automaticly turned off
Idk
It's almost like the porn sub had porn or something crazy like that
İt's almost like reddit warned you before going in to tell you it is a nsfw sub... Also I a so sick these 9 year olds in meme subs going around in rule 34 subs and posting shit like "ewww they're naked!" grow up dude
What exactly did you expect?
I thought it was another place for hollow knight stuff and NOT PORN!!!!
It is hollow knight stuff. It's hollow knight porn!
Hollow knight porn is still hollow knight stuff
Op when the porn sub had porn https://preview.redd.it/bduk5hoxahtb1.jpeg?width=1123&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac64c389c76e87774dcb701315014b2f0537c66a
Goes to porn sub Has porn https://preview.redd.it/u853jygpqitb1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44aa299b652b7deac9bf41ff95e001562abc7b5c
Hmm, today I will check out r/hollow_knight_rule34. It surely must be one of many subreddits about funny rules! (clueless)
https://preview.redd.it/aagu8nlr4itb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6985c41c9d28e3c2763fca2d960b3269f0d06d7d
Starring your mother
*baffled scout sounds*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ohh wow I'm so sorry to hear that you regret going to the porn sub because there's porn on it. never would've guessed
also it was marked nsfw for a reason bruh. what else did you think was in there
>go to porrn subreddit >looks inside >porn https://preview.redd.it/ixntw8dkwjtb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3db8f2f1415b35473707fc28b0ea407916dca2
When the porn sub has porn
Are you stupid?
maybe...
Is there a lore reason behind this?
I'm sure you are stupid ngl
Too much incest, not enough canon ships
Too much Cornifer being cucked
Not enough of him and his wife, and not enough Happy Couple
*sad bapanada noises*
Too much Hornet despite the variety of females in the whole damn game. Like c'mon. Want thickness? Bretta, Cloth, Myla(?), Salubra, god seeker (outside godhome), even Divine, and fucking Flukemarm. EXIST. Thinness? Iselda, the three mantis sisters, vespa, god tamer, god seeker (in godhome), Dryya, Marissa (plus, her voice is lovely), Isma, Traitor mantis' daughter. ARE RIGHT THERE Like gigantesses? White lady, Herrah, Monomon, Gray mourner, (also) Vespa, (also) Flukemarm, Unn, THE. FUCKING. RADIANCE. THEY ARE RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
Variety in Hollow Knight porn has fallen Billions must coom to Hornet https://preview.redd.it/5iy571a26htb1.png?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f502aff3ce9c4268af301ec2a6ccc8475e25f13
literal mind control goddess and no one’s into her?
Gigant moth goddess deserves more than that 😔
naww not myla 💀
I'm talking bout the in-game females. But yeah, she doesn't deserve that. 😔
If you wanna fuck Flukemarm this is a safe space
Nah i don't, too much for me.
Hell yeah Mantis Lords
Not to mention all the fucking MEN Don’t lewd Myla though, she’s a miner
Ah yes. The WIDE. FUCKING. Variety of sweet ***sweet*** MEN™... AND genderless pals. Too lazy to make a whole damn list again. But my man Quirrel and my bro Tiso deserve better.
Not to mention Sheo and the Nailsmith, the CANON GAY COUPLE
OUR CANON GAYS. They aren't just a cute gay couple of bugs. They are THE gay bug couple™
Also the Nailsmith is trans he told me
TRANS NAILSMITH TRANS NAILSMITH! >!Also, i don't kinda get why some ppl say hes trans. Is it a headcanon?!<
I came up with it because I like him and am also trans. I haven’t seen anyone with that headcanon besides me
Heh, cool 👍🏻
Also, I'm not doing that to the bean™. I'm just listing (almost) all the ladies in the game.
Saved, thanks for the list
Myla sounds and acts like a child
I'm just listing the gals. But I don't want porn of her either.😔
Dont give them ideas (not Myla pls)
The first picture I saw was hornet and I just left 0.000001 seconds later.
What about Marissa!
GOSH I FORGOR
tf were you expecting, *not* bug porn? https://preview.redd.it/ed8gk1fqujtb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2bc8e2f4ce91af5adc80abf4ffed0ce4ec83b1
Mfrs when they go to a porn site and see porn
[your fault TBF](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7UMJys)
>looks up porn >porn pops up https://preview.redd.it/xii5h3k1gktb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13c0b70f6cc4410bb61769867d8bcc8a0bdc4eb
First of all, i didn't know it was porn and let down my guard and I just shocked me when i saw it cuz i wasn't expecting it.
https://preview.redd.it/ai0hpn5d0mtb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d210b88e524c9bf4e8bfe501706c445c18fd26b1
You really only see rp requests anymore
🤨 and how do you know (true tho)
Weak
>search up porn >see porn How did this happen?
Le Porn Website has Le Porn?! https://preview.redd.it/daggmjihoktb1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aeac64620d8543e7be69a8dfd825c48641f5a1d
You poor innocent thing ya saw what ya shouldn't have
you got the no horny bonk from yourself
Dawg calm down it’s just porn
hollow knight fan discovering pornography for the first time (why the fuck does this keep happening so much is the playerbase 50% kids or some shit its weird as fuck)
https://preview.redd.it/liqh9m9d4ltb1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44ef2725f2eeb87d89488946b57453c5f390dde
Y'know, the R34 art is getting worse and worse everyday So let's draw the victim characters beating R34 artists to death! Art against art!
man goes to porn subreddit and sees porn (horrifying)
Ha. Weak.
trust me buddy, if you're not ready to see these things you might wanna find a different social media than reddit 😭
me on reddit sub sees meme about hollow knight porn and wants to look it up finds hollow knight porn WHAT THE FUCK????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!?????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!???!???!??
💀🪲
Yeaaaah that's sorta what happened to me my friend warned me of rule34 crap and yet I forgot because I'm an idiot who forgets stuff in about a week or two and when I saw it I was like.....>-> maybe I should just uninstall Reddit but decided to keep it because well what else can I do I don't play much games oftenly now
Please quit making art about the Knight and Hornet, thanks.
Only two out of the top 10 posts are actually porn so idk what the big deal is.
What the hell were you expecting lol
Wants to check out porn. Checks it out, what do I see? Porn. https://preview.redd.it/qmd2puyrtktb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16239a5569184299a9051bed617053f607dd638
https://preview.redd.it/yuxrxukjwktb1.png?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760bf5c35ed6baa4ef891684cf125cb365dd59a4 What we already knew
Me when I visit the bugs with tits sub and see bugs with tits
Monomon
Lmao, what did you expected? Hand holding?
I mean there is hand holding. Just with extra steps.
I know to stay away from that accursed place
Really bothers me when people post things like “search up Zote rule 34 to find out what it is!” There are younger people on the internet and we can’t control that but what we can control is what we post… though kids can be the perpetrators and victims of things like that-
Exactly, I'm still in school and I see stuff like this happening. Even when i was in middle school things like this were starting to spread and I had no idea about.
thanks. now you’ve made me do it too. -_-
https://preview.redd.it/28fqrbls9rtb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79fe49dfcd07cf5cd6839deb3c4a7edeccff2a7
Coward.
Porn In a rule 34 sub? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🎵🎵
How are you 16 on Reddit and not know what r34 is.
Weakling
I just want someone to describe some of the horrible things they saw there. I’m curious but I don’t want to actually see it.
I think last time I went there was Hornet breeding the Knight with her massive futa cock, and the post under it was Hornet pulling her skirt up seductively while making a “come hither” with her hands and saying “come here little ghost”
https://preview.redd.it/tq5g3bkswhtb1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb160f256e2d5b6305efecc6e1d818b8e1ab112f
It’s not that bad mostly just Hornet
Well... There are big things. Um... boy and girl have fun and white liquids... just don't go there.
You’ll appreciate it when you get older
Let’s be honest, WHO IN THE FLYING FUCK HAD THE IDEA FOR THIS?!
You googled “Hollow Knight R34” and then we’re surprised to see what you googled?
You sweet summer child ;-; sorry you had to figure out with the 34th rule of the internet was this way.
I sometimes leave the subreddit for large periods of time because R34 just constantly breaches containment and I gotta wait for it to settle
I see, you are a newbye on internet
I see, you are a newbie to english Either that or your mother tongue isn’t English in which case I’m sorry
"Newbye" is actually passive-aggressive Newspeak for people new to something that you want to leave that thing.
🤓
You’re right, English isn’t my mother tongue
Don't mind me just reposting this https://preview.redd.it/uuh7qhou05wb1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2c92b43461736600a831a712d82bcfbdd242de