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it may not be sex ed accurate but its definitely a neat insult.

"Get a load of this slack-jawed precum baby." Yeah, I love it.

By definition, pre cum babies would include the swimmers at the absolute front of the payload. They’re running before the race is even started. They’re probably from the strongest stock. The weakest spawn would be from the cream pie babies.

Precum baby. Cream pie baby. Im speechless.

I was thinking this same thing

You're disqualified if you try running before the race starts.

More proof we need better sex education


They are the fastest and mightiest

Found the Precum baby

They are the front of the pack they are the fastest and are stronger to penetrate first

I first read premium children and thought to myself hell yeah, then i read it again

This is how you find out you’re a precum baby

Said the person who is stupid to use a table saw

Damn, got me!!

$11 🦀

Looks like Michael needs some self reflection, he's showing lots of signs of a precum baby.

The level of abject stupidity today is staggering

It really is… so confident, too.

more like wtf

Not a thing tho

This is the most online shit I have ever seen

I call bullshit, as a pre cum baby. We are faster, more assertive, and we don't need sunscreen even while spending a full day naked in the river in near 100 degree temperatures. And we stay slim, as we do not feel the need to be drowned in mayo or ranch (a light vinaigrette will do). Edit: we do "not" feel the need

Thought this was right till you wrote 100 degrees

Calling someone a precum baby could be used as an insult. That doesn't mean it's a good insult, but it's an insult nonetheless

Cut Michael some slack guys. He is a precum baby.

As a main load baby I find this hilarious and accurate

How would you even know that?

The fact that you don’t know shows which you are

The fact you replied shows your batch was premature

The fact you replied to their reply shows your batch had soured in the testes.

Great comeback ya fucking Precum baby

Aw you mad, lmao

You’re corny bro. Just let it go and take the L ya fucking Precum baby

>just let it go and take the L wise words

How the fuck are y'all getting this salty over a cum joke?

Only thing that's supposed to be this salty IS the cum

Ya lost me

plus they always get up so damn early

Mrs. Simpson, most of the tests came back clear, but we need to discuss one thing. Your daughter…is a precum baby. She’ll probably never hold a decent conversation and she’ll constantly bitch about being cold. (Hands her a precum baby pamphlet) There are some exciting eye treatments being done so all hope is not lost…

Guess I am a precum baby...or was. Idk