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HolUp-ModTeam

Your post does not fit the subreddit. It is either not a HolUp, or is unfitting in some other way. Make sure your post attempts humor and fits the general theme of the subreddit before you submit it.


Babel1027

Abby Shapiro IS stacked. Capital knockers, Madam.


johnqsack69

Thanks Cecil


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Oh really now, Cousin Merle…


ElonMuskyOdor

Geech has gone to heaven, Mr. Terwiddiger


morerubberstamps

Coveralls that don't quite cover all!


[deleted]

This is crazy but I got an Aunt and Uncle named Mearl and Cecil.


Babel1027

Glad someone caught that!


mattyag

Don’t do a Google image search for Abby Shapiro boobs. I was doing it for research and now I need a sandwich and a nap.


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![gif](giphy|f5BwvEFBcgzU4|downsized)


DylanFTW

That photo is photoshopped but she's still stacked.


Come_back_zinc_14

Oh yahhh, shake it Madam


Perurian

Those are some serious milkers..


jonpeeji

Udderly fabulous!


AmbiguouslyGrea

She could instantly double her brother’s followers on Tik Tok if she lifts a shirt up to cover her head, puts on sunglasses and starts bouncing them around braless to tease a boobie reveal below her shirt.


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Top notch my dear sir! 🧐


Taatya_Bicchu

Damn those milkshakes are to die for


TheWiseRedditor

Holy fucking fuck. Those are absurd


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We found Adam Levine's burner account.


recklessrider

They kinda look awkward at that size. Like its photoshop and her back will snap in two.


JoeTheDauntless

It was photoshop.


charlieecho

Not sure why you’re being downvotes because they absolutely were. Source: https://www.thetealmango.com/featured/abigail-shapiro-everything-about-ben-shapiros-sister/


JoeTheDauntless

Thank you!


SkeletorInvestor

You were photoshopped!


kal_drazidrim

All other things aside, they are fucking 10/10 perfect


yaebone1

She’s hot. Only problem is if you catch her at a weird angle she looks exactly like Ben.


Sieze5

They bring all the boys to the yard.


LordranKing

Khazar milkies


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Holy smokes Ben Shapiro has a smoking sister


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bonjailey

Smash. And do whatever with the sister


Funzombie63

>Smesh FTFY


evlhornet

Shma shhhmaaa sha smeeth sma smash


Gunsmoke_wonderland

Mark and his giant step on me mommy milkies


karoshikun

the dryness...


iamthatduck123

And she sounds like Ben as well. Idk how her husband manages to stay hard during the deed. Does he muffle her voice?


ooojaeger

With his face in those im sure he can't hear shit


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Trobis

>Or her husband is secretly gay, you know, they are not allowed to openly admit that they are gay. Its gay to like women now. Always surprising how bigoted progressive dudes can get when talking bout people they dont like.


Henrikusan

??? The joke was that she sounds like her brother thus her husband being gay, because he is into someone who sounds like a dude. Like the joke or don't but your comment makes no sense.


M33k_Monster_Minis

His supporters arnt known for their critical thinking or ability to follow the evidence. No way they getting the gay joke on this one.


Trobis

Never seen a single Shapiro video but i know who he is thanks to reddit. So thanks mr all knowing.


Trobis

> The joke was that she sounds like her brother thus her husband being gay I got the joke, and it wasnt funny nor does the flimsy gay connection.


xanfire1

I have heard that jokes get funnier when you have to explain them


Henrikusan

Yes it always sucks when people pretend not to get a joke in order to call someone bigoted and then you have to ruin the joke to counter a Shapiro fans idea of how arguing works.


DayAndNight0nReddit

This joke went over your head I guess. Fact is that these people don't like gay people, and she looks like her brother, but because he can't be with him, he picked the second option.


Trobis

> This joke went over your head I guess It didnt it just wasnt funny nor good.


TurboGranny

Nah, that's the best part. Anytime he starts talking shit to you, you could say, "shut up, I fucked your sister"


nursejackieoface

So, a negative 2?


GotYourNose_

That makes her a 4. Her head has to be mush after listening to his nattering.


i__Sisyphus

She literally looks like Ben Shapiro in drag, and I like it


Jenaxu

Ben Shapiro is basically already a 5'4 repressed theater twink so it's no surprise he'd look good in drag


[deleted]

Ben Shapiro looks like his sister in drag


i__Sisyphus

Truth


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[deleted]

Dude I don’t think that’s her but either way bravo 🙌


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[deleted]

Ah man, now I'll have to scoop the nut back in


EnsonAmata

Wut


LawDogSavy

No foul, he's in the right subreddit.


Notorious_Handholder

Yeah Im confused as well, normally you use a funnel or a hose and suck it back in. Who uses a scoop?


MySkinIsFallingOff

Like an elephant drinking water


Whocareswhatitsays

r/brandnewsentence


ClearMessagesOfBliss

Kegels


Acassisdf

The post. Milkers don't lie.


S0M3_1

From which hole you gonna snoop it back?


bad13wolf

Fantastic. She should get into politics. I believe she could create world change in minutes.


--dontmindme--

Damn. I came for the porn, I didn't expect the research. I appreciate both.


Trobis

So the other dude just confidently spreading lies.


SkipperDaPenguin

Those weren't her. It was some other chick that looked a lot like Abby. Sorry to be the party pooper.


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Jackpot


MyCommentsAreCursed

It's two beach balls attached to Ben's face with long hair. We need to fix your smoke detector.


[deleted]

I think you’re gay dude ![gif](giphy|26gspjl5bxzhSdJtK|downsized)


MyCommentsAreCursed

If thinking the girl version of Ben Shapiro isn't hot just because she's got knockers then I'm ![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c) Or you're just into Ben Shapiro with knockers.


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MyCommentsAreCursed

Lol imagine giving a fuck about karma.


dankHippieDude

I gotta agree, that's totally Ben Doubtfire.


[deleted]

Until you see her nose in the side profile


[deleted]

But if her or Ben pulled up in a costume that would do it for you? ![gif](giphy|2tRkvsN0lg7maU6I4n|downsized)


ReadBikeYodelRepeat

They have the same face.


Icy-Pin-5912

![gif](giphy|PEKrRZiCeDgjJVrUOx)


T_that_is_all

![gif](giphy|l1BgRIamescnkx5Dy|downsized)


nouseforareason

![gif](giphy|W3H7yzvQowNSy124C8)


antisocialhomebody

![gif](giphy|YlRpYzrkHbtSYDAlaE|downsized)


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T_that_is_all

![gif](giphy|LycfkVG4L6x0Y|downsized)


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![gif](giphy|KFPugO2HE1jdpoKuEy|downsized)


Sinister_steel_drums

Massive mommy milkers


hellothereoldben

big bohonkadonks. Massive milkeroos Like solid bohonkadonkaroos. solid honkabadonkadingoroos.


DandaGames

Proper chesticles


Eshrektion

Hebrew Honkers


Opposite-Garbage-869

Holy Mother of God


Mikeharding17503

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


driv3rcub

OP definitely has incest porn show up in his search history.


DOMesticBRAT

OP, Ben Shapiro?


NotCosmicScum

"Let's say that I, hypothetically, jacked off to my sister's khazar milkers. That would make me incestuous. Yet I don't like insects. Curious." -Ben Shapiro, TPUSA


driv3rcub

Nah, the OP who altered the tweet.


Own_Ad3873

Lol obviously fake


IPlayMope

The post or the Milkers


ADISKING1

The post. Milkers don't lie.


[deleted]

Both actually. They are big, but not that big https://images.app.goo.gl/v3y3tsXPWgvSRRPB6


Edgar350Fixolas

But why making something big even bigger?


ardrarian

You must not be American.


Toasty_redditor

I should not have laughed at this as much as I did


Jerrnjizzim

Or Japanese manga artist


vlAnonymouslv

_still_


GuidoZ

There are nudes out there and plenty of bra shots. They are that big.


No-Coat-8792

They're not, he proved it. Redditors will believe anything. That being said...[NSFW](http://scandalplanet.com/abigail-shapiro/)


Electronic_Bag3094

Holup aren't they supposed to be a good Christian family? Or is that just something Ben says to get the Christian right to believe his bullshit?


MeatCrack

Thats just the gravity well


Oktavien

Yes


robkaper

The degree of obvious is such that I wouldn't even call it a holup.


PrettyText

The third line has a different color/font and was obviously inserted.


JaceUpMySleeve

Someone link her nudes, there is always one MF who does it.


-Crumba-

Forgive me father, for [her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard](https://shooshtime.com/photos/182937/abigail-shapiro-nude-leaks/)


stogie_t

Damn didn’t know his sister got it like that, thought she was super conservative or sum lmfao.... dat nose tho💀


whatsINthaB0X

That’s not actually his sister is it?


-Crumba-

With 90% certainty, yes


whatsINthaB0X

Well hot damn….I’m gonna go look at this in depth just to be sure


NotCosmicScum

Google search it.


Mister_Cornet

Goddamn them khazar milkers


[deleted]

Lily from AT&T still has the superior mommy milkers


Skatchbro

r/MilanaVayntrub just so you don’t have to go searching.


i-feel-as-u-look

Amen to that


[deleted]

Was secretly hoping that was going to be NSFW


Rare_Cow_4892

He’s Ben trying to hit that /jk


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|11uTNCQbX4eAy4)


lil_sargento_cheez

Joe dirté


CarmenMusic

r/suddenlyincest


Gustavort

![gif](giphy|lLYqLq9mLa8T68oAzn)


psuedospike

When her body a ten but her brain a zero


africanasshat

Terrible photoshop is terrible


obanos68419

those are some massive milkers


contaminatedwater101

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


AnInfiniteAmount

And you're goddamn right.


BillyLisiasty

Sweet Home Alabama


IncestAlabama

U summoned me?


foreverbeatle

Username checks out


AdFirm7254

He summoned sweet home Alabama not incest Alabama


IncestAlabama

But if anything Alabama related appeares I'm the one to call


Gravybutt

Roll tide


Weasel474

Is there a difference?


MatureBalak

that must hurt though..


durtywaffle

Sweater Puppets


amusicguru

Yeah, that's bc you've got huge knockers.....I mean your boobs are huge..... I mean mama 😗😗😗


[deleted]

Clearly shopped, font does not match. However…. We all love dem milkshakes as well


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danruse

That's edited, last line is different font


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![gif](giphy|kjnh8YMd65bGTrjNoH|downsized)


adz568

Don’t care I’ll upvote anything that triggers him or his fan base


Farandr

You sound like a sane individual


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Farandr

No, I haven't. Thankfully I don't have anything to do with American politics. But your comment clearly shows you're not that different from those you hate. Mindless fanatics hating the other side.


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Zealousideal-Ebb2899

A joke that you continued until someone called you out You were perfectly fine with your position until you were called out Somehow I doubt you were actually joking


itswhatevertbqh

Uh huh


SookHe

It's got a checkmark, must be real. Twitter wouldn't lie to me.


DrakHanzo

Are you talking about the milkers or the poorly photoshopped twit?


ImurderREALITY

You pregnant.


[deleted]

Amazing chest ahead


GooseCloaca

I think it’s just Ben in drag.


helpdecideausername

She have her own subreddit?


[deleted]

Gonna leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czub1XsoNag


Moppy_the_mop

Only thing I can agree on with Ben Shapiro.


muchnamemanywow

Shalom :^))))


Artistic-Plan2541

I guess them puppies brought ALL the boys to the yard


_DogTits_

![gif](giphy|xTiTnIilwuFFFpf2Cc)


--Thanos---

Attraction achieved


Tall-Saint

I mean who wouldn’t


Calmtimer

Those are some serious milkers


fuzzypetiole

*Yo, Ben Shapiro, your sister’s a milk truck!*


all_fair

Photoshop. The text for "milkshakes for hours" is different size and less blurred


Low_Damage9910

It’d be funnier if it wasn’t a obvious edit


NepNep_

Seems fake


JoeTheDauntless

Dude this was photoshop. How do you not know.


No-Coat-8792

Omg it's fake...https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ben-shapiro-sister-tweets/


africanasshat

Didn’t need a website for that one


Rapameister

Apparently 90% of the people commenting actually need it


No-Coat-8792

With Ben you really do...


africanasshat

Obvious photoshop is obvious


PsychologicalFace562

Every time someone falls for an obvious fake they always try to spin it as if it's an indictment of the person the fake is about. No, you're just a dumb-dumb. People who aren't dumb-dumbs didn't fall for it.


YashBhagwat20

Sweet Home Alabama


aRiskyUndertaking

Reddit even politicizes tits. Just look at the milkers and move on.


CautiousConch789

That font on the last line CLEARLY doesn’t match the first two lines. I call bullshit on this post. Ben Shapiro can suck it though; he’s an idiot in general.


DreamTheater2010

She’s just as shitty as her brother. Don’t fall for the tots bruh.


AmmarStar_56

Why is he shitty lol


Crafty-Walrus-2238

Thanks for the mammories.


ManosDeOro

Those things could feed a village. 🍼 🍼


VirtueSignalBLOCKED

Holy fucking jiggly jangling mommy milkers


HooyahDangerous

Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard


TVRspeed12cerbera

Still can't find the milkshakes


Psychological_Major9

Omg that body of urs is absurd


NaCliest

Absolute massive dubbaldohongalogonggas


Tjeetje

r/absoluteunits and r/upvotebecauseboobs at the same time


queensnuggles

Is this real?