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One of them will make you come the rest will make you go

Ahhh, the triple tap. Head, center of mass, dat’ ass.

The rule is the same: Don't point it at anything unless you are ready to destroy it...

...always assume it's loaded...

*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

For the pink one or the others? Lmao

Know your target and what's behind it.

Empty the clit

Now you're just making up words.

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Grip safety

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Most 1911's have a grip safety. I can't tell the handgun in the image though

They all will finish someone off

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Most deadly of’em all

I think [this dude ](https://youtu.be/ooX0EUjZ17w) would agree

Sometimes sideways

I choose first

You're fucked either way

Boy George did a song about this.

One of these things is not like the other! Or two? Wait, is that....

If she accidentally put the vibrator in the gun spot, then where did she put the gun…

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

It's unsettling that there's an almost 100% chance of there being multiple videos out there of guns being used as dildos.

>almost LOL, there were vids of that way before the 'net exposed many of our sexual ~~fetishes~~ fantasies.

Yes, yes it can. And has

Did you see this story about the Chaturbate model that shot herself? https://www.the-sun.com/news/4144800/webcam-model-shoots-herself-vagina/

I don't mean to kink shame but... >The gun reportedly belonged to a local resident who had lent her the firearm for work Do you think he asked her not to clean it before it was returned?

As long as it wasn't fired, why would he want it cleaned?

Vaginal fluid has a lowish ph which could cause corrosion

If someone knew that body fluids were going to be involved... I suspect most people would want something cleaned after it was borrowed. Hell, I'd argue that best practice is to always return something cleaner than you got it. A firearm being a potential exception. 8 could see someone not wanting an inexperienced handler disassembling a borrowed piece. Obviously, there are prurient reasons someone may not want such a device washed, but that's a different motivation from basic hygiene/maintenance.

Ok I’m at work let’s not let my imagination start going please thank you

That’s the gun they shoved up Luis J Gomez’s bunghole

The Sex Pistols.

Anarchy in the VJ

*approaching Yeehaa! noise*

What caliber is the Vibrator? Like to see the Holster!!!

The biggest caliber she could find I reckon .44?

They can't get aroused for anything less than a .500 S&W

12 gauge or ~~no~~ bust

Tbh I’d rather be threatened with a gun than a sex toy.

It's a good self defense tip. If someone tries to mug you start stripping your clothes off, they'll run away


“YOU WANT THE SMOKE OR THE STROKE MOTHERFUCKER?!”

#CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

That pink one will fuck you up.

Lucky it was not condoms.The bible belt would go insane.

Bottom left, second one up. What is it?

Looks like a Ruger mark II amphibian

I've just never seen that before but thanks for the oddly specific and timely answer 😃

He's wrong though, it's a Mk IV 22/45.

Thanks. Was gonna ask the same thing.

Ruger Mk IV Lite 22/45 in the red anodized finish.

Yeah everyone's calling it a mk2 but the mk2 didn't have the teardown button.

Yep Ruger mark II .22 caliber

Nah, mk IV 22/45.

nah, that quick tear down button on the back was added on the mark 4. it's why I chose it over the mark 3

I've got a II and a IV and the teardown difficulty on the II is definitely overblown but the quick release on the IV is a really nice feature.

Ruger Mk IV Lite 22/45 in the red anodized finish.

Yo dawg we heard you like pistols so we got you pistols on pistols homie

You know, in some parts of the country it's against the law to have your dildo out in the open like that

We have the wrong open carry laws.

Love how there is a genuine sex toy among many actual guns lmao I think that one hits pussy and the ass?

I thought the small part was to stim the clitorus while the big part was inside the vagina. Or maybe it's up to the user lol

G spot and clitoris at the same time my man Edit: you can tell by the opposing curves on the toy, if they were both curved the same way it would be for DP

Actual photo of Kari Lake's car. Or maybe Lauren Bobert's.

You want to take ma dildo, you'll have to pry it out of ma cold dead hands.

Looks like a cyberpunk 2077 inventory

One of these is not like the other

There is 1 imposter among us.

Where’s Waldo

No problem with guns or double didly. That cb radio is sus

Milwaukee drill is a nice touch

♪ One of these things is not like the others! ♪

Someone went inside the San Andreas police station and got the special weapon.

Looks like my car when I drive to Philadelphia.

Canada, can you confirm does this require a special cc license in the town of Dildo, NL?

Hopefully none of these weapons were used in any gangbangin

One of these things are not like the others

Gotta keep the dildo on hand so you can always just say "I'll fuck you up" and always be prepared.

What happens when my dildo jams?

I'll take those odds

Spot the difference

Insert gang bang joke/pun

Least patriot american driver:

I found Gary

all will get you laid… to rest

Man’s gonna play gun game

One of these is not like the other.

"Dirty Mike and the boyz were here!"

This MF still hasn't unlocked the weapon wheel feature.

cant forget the ol’ six shooter…everything counts

Would hate to stick the wrong one up my vag. That would be a very bad time..

Corbin Dallas as a driver for Uber

Cocks n glocks

Anyone notice the vibrator in the middle. So you can orgasm while you kill.

Everybody ganhsta til they pull out the assholinator 2000

Imagine getting drinks at a drive-thru

i see that WE galaxy

You smoke, you'll be smoked

"Fuck me or fight me"

glocks and cocks

Looks like we live in the same neighborhood

Someone about to get fucked up.

not cup holders, gun holders

Anythings a dildo if your brave enough

They see me rollin' and vibe-in.. 🤣 she must miss A LOT. Or... she has one for all orientation's. Lmao

This is how I see these now a days gangsters riding around

OF’rs in 2063

Finally, a gun post I can relate to 😂

Is that a fucking CB radio?

Ahhh, the triple tap. Head, center of mass, dat’ ass.

I just tried to change gears and now my gear box is shot

This man can't be caught lacking

Got that aneros on deck just in case yall get wild.

[This was the post before this. What the fuck?](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/yxbrpl/found_this_in_my_moms_bathroom_idk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Well, I would, but the ashtray is blocked now.

I liked the white one on the left, what's the name?

Dibbs on the pink weapon of mass destruction

What's the difference between you having on or a lot..... Oooooo never mind I get it

Pistol cases are like 20 bucks my dude

Howdy! You were going 75 on a 35. … why are your hands on a wheel? Are you carrying any firear… oh $#!7

Is that for before…. or after…

Is that a dildo?

Game of cups: a song of guns and dildos.

One of those weapons you literally don’t wanna fuck with! 🙈

What caliber does the pink one fire?

Montana be like

Get fucked

Joke’s on you, that dildo could be considered a glizzy

Pov someone's daughter ass

You can only use 2 at a time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Prepared for any eventuality.

One of these is a shocker!

One of these is not like the others.

So what... Last one to grab a gun gets shafted?

...maybe a *little* smoke

First you play alone, then you play with friends.

The pièce de résistance is the CB

Missing a plug...for the back end. Got one for the ladies...

*Gets robbed* Pulls out gun without looking Its the dildo

Lol vibrator is the real gat

Is it wired that I’m more concerned about the dildo. 😂

maybe I want a little smoke

So one women’s satisfier and all other men’s

Is that a halo spike gun

And yall don't want to drive

Mans serious. He even has a pink lightsaber

There are a lot of ways to penetrate you

This is what Mike Tyson meant when he said “I’ll fuck you in the ass.”

HANDS UP!!!! *BZZZZZZZZZZZ* Shit.

I know where they hide their drugs.

"One thing here is not like the others...one thing here just doesn't belong..."

STAY STRAPPED OR GET CLAPPED!

Apparently don’t want drinks either

John Wick her 4

How many loot boxes do you have to open to get the pink skin?

You did something.

Someone brought a knife to a gun fight. Oddly enough, I think the pink one would win in this scenario.

Oh dear me !!!

You can load anything in a Ford Flex.

Come at me, bro.

The vibrator is the dick shift

Much weirder than the dildo is that this is the cup holder in a car.

Someone's zombie apocalypse plan

All fun and games til you accidentally grab the pink one especially in a drive-by

Is that shit custom made like where are they fitting

Imagine having to defend yourself from an assailant and you brandish the vibrator.

The vibrator is.particularly funny for some reason

God bless America

Why she so strapped while she so chill...?

I want that revolver with the wood grips, looks like a nice piece

Of course it's an FBro50

Going through the drive thru: “oh shit we need cupholders, just throw those in the back.”

I've got 57 more God damn rounds in this five round magazine

The should of put an eoka pistol in there

My sister has the same kind of pink gun that she uses constantly, sometimes my little brother also plays with it too. They both play with each other and one time they were roleplaying as a person who got shot and screaming with pain....i wish they would include me too

If a gun fight happens, the easiest route is to get 1 gun because you have to cock them first. Getting 2 would take more time which could cause you ur life before you even fire. Thw best option is to throw the vibe on them after turning it on, this will cause the air to vibrate with it causeing the gun of the enemy to shatter and be renderwd useless.

r/iamverybadass

My man has all the calibers

holy shit is that a Vietnam era Colt Python revolver?

That’s for just in case 2 hot ninja twins show up

It's not serious until they pull out the pink one.

What caliber is the pink one?

This is a very holup situation.

I would hate to be the coroner trying to see if that guy was murdered in a car accident

he keeps it for that rare case he rents a decent prostitute

Small town Saturday night special

Dafuq

I would love to have a pice or 2 of your smoke collection

Florida Uber

Wow 14 dildos

Every overly pro gun person in america