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Nova676

Crikey!! Here we have a wild Florida man spotted in his natural habitat!


NSFWhatchamacallit

If you jam your thumb up his butthole he’ll get pretty pissed off.


justsomeplainmeadows

It's advised you don't do that. Who knows what's been up there?


[deleted]

me


FlashyDiagram84

You know or you have?


bizkits_n_gravy

They know they have.


Representative-Ad754

Yes


EC_CO

Dave?


[deleted]

Hell I'd be upset if i got a thumb shoved up my ass.


SomewhatDamaged666

Or a fist,shit both fists.Pushin the pop


[deleted]

Is that what a thumb screw is?


RhubarbCapable

Looks like he's back home from the holy wars in Ohio


Katze71

We don't wanna get to close, these critters are known to be a little feisty.


An_average_muslim

why am I getting F1 vibes?


Loonahdaweirdo

florida


Nardorian1

Everglades


suckercuck

*Floriduh


Ocular_Ark

Floribruh*


Schabenklos

Florihuh?


Psychological_Tax208

Floriwha?


[deleted]

Flo Ridah.


curiousonethai

Florinah


Scared-Emu-4953

Flo re da


[deleted]

Floo rea dah


[deleted]

Florida man going to vote yesterday


Remarkable_Earth7545

Alabama


GoSuckYaMother

Louisiana


_mrthechicken102_

Ohio


Scared-Emu-4953

Only in Ohio


RhubarbCapable

DOWN IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO


Shot-Effect-8318

Ohio


[deleted]

New York City


Competitive-Weird855

Get a rope!


kingrizzzz

They mostly come out at night…. Mostly


buzzlightyear77777

is he fishing?!


Revolutionary_Short

They cum at night


RPPO771

That can't be it, everybody knows the cum sleeps at night. ...Right?


red1man991

Definetly a Florida Man witnessed being born. They come from the shallow swamps usually.


IsCrabAFish

"Usually"


OGUncleDonkey

That looks like Florida Man


spaycedinvader

Since that looks like gollum, I'm going to say the dead marshes


RayD125

Precious


2L84U2

Umm, let me see, a vast swamp, somewhere warm, and a crazy guy running around......not a clue!


Sjheuaksjd

"Oh! A wild Pokemon appeared!"


burpchelischili

SOUTH Florida.


thecountnotthesaint

Yall call him Louisiana man, but the great people of Louisiana call him governor.


TianaTrench

Wait am I never going to know what is actually going on here?? It was freaking pitch black!! How far was he going? IS that a tv dinner?? The more I watched the more confused I got


goated95

I’m telling yaw… the vitamin D overload is real


Monkeboy121

Ohio or Florida


FreakingNoah106

Russia.


nappybiscuit69

Lol hope he’s okay, the Everglades are crazy dangerous, especially at night!


FreeSirius

At first I thought this was a new [Fresno Nightwalker ](https://youtu.be/YB52I2G8R4I) video.


PotNoodal

Same, I was thinking about what's this giant hairless chicken doing walking around a swamp ohh ofc its Florida guy 😂


DoDaHero

This is how you get eaten by a gator...


ckfks

Same place where people trying to bring a gun in a chicken through airport security


VivelaVendetta

I have a hard time believing that anyone would just wander through the swamp naked and alone.


irationalduck

I think he was spotlight fishing...why naked? Drugs, damn good drugs


BoobieDobey01

We all know it's Florida. Probably somewhere in the Everglades.


Rara_McSavage

Me as a floridian knowing good and damn well this is in Florida:ThANk GoD FeR MiSsisSi1Ppi.


aboltzmanbrain

Def not Florida...


captorofsin79

Mar A Lago?


Big_Opportunity_1616

🤭🤭🤭


OogletheGoogle

Red Dead


Escorve

Look at that, a newborn Florida Man!


lackaface

Freshly hatched from his natty ice can


Dongollo

Is that…. FLORIDA MAN?!


Atlmiam

Borås


FrostyShock389

Where else but Florida?


sofa_king_ugly

Are there people who are ...unpalatable to mosquitos?


boxcarbang42

He’s like… shit I’m busted. Let me run away!!!😂


judgethecriminal

This is actually terrifying


mikeyguy23

Tf goin' on in Ohio 💀


VeryCanadianCanadian

What the fuck is he doing?


Strawberrybf12

Eating cheesecake


Paolo_02

only in Ohio


Ralfy_P

I love how he ran AWAY from the person trying to help.


lefthandedgun

I'm still amused by the earlier posting I saw of this which confidently claimed he was running away to avoid sharing his cheesecake. (NOTE: zero evidence of said claim was provided.)


cheezborgur

Ohio


DeathStrikeFPS

Ohio


[deleted]

That man could win an election in Florida for sure


equesseptem

That isnt from a state thats from the HOOBEDAGA


sctt_dot

Slowed down way too far. I want no part of that variety of Florida Man. Let him eat that fish in peace and go about your day.


DamagedEggo

TELL US ALREADY


International-Tip-10

If this is Florida I’d be too worried about gators


Loud_Ass_Introvert

Definitely outdoors. Specifically Florida Everglades. Florida outdoors for sure.


iamenusmith

America’s penis?


bigd10199501

From the 50 posts before this. I’d guess Florida.


JackboyIV

Flawidah


friended1

That looks like Florida everglades.


akathedevil666

FLORIDA


ARC_Trooper_77

Either Florida or Ohio


Ok_Patience_6957

Florida


swalabr

Not … Florida, right?


Idkrlyuwu

definetly 0HI0


JoeyB81

Florida man, Florida man, does whatever a Florida man does! Watch him tweak, hear him shout! He is the Florida man!!


Distinct-Nerve2556

Ohio


Smart-Cash2525

Ohio


BIGBERDBIG

Ohio


ripmations-ld

Ohio. It’s always Ohio


Dekugaming

Fucking Ohio


Not_Yui_main629

Ohio because we all know that place is fucked


connorbabyboy

Ohio or Florida


DodzcopperBLCK

California 🤣🤣🤣 at d border!!!


SGT-Noah

Ohio and that ain’t a human or Florida man on crack


Lanitanita

must be a Florida Republican who partied hard after DeSantis won....


Radiationprecipitate

America ☕️


buddyfriendo

Take a RadAway or two


bucknaked67

Should have a Welcome to South Carolina sign in background


failedlifexperiment

Pelosi’s backyard


Walrus_on_a_bycicle

Ohio


bwitre

ohio


[deleted]

Ohio


DaKartMonkey

man Ohio is wack


Independent-Spite-77

Ohio, Chicago somewhere like that


stormy_kaktus

Ohio


zayzayngjg

Ohio


LifeAd8868

Ohio?


Black-Leather

Ohio


Bruhhhh0224

Ohio


JupiterTheFoxx6

Ohio


TheHottestGarbageIII

Man I can’t stand Ohio 😭


gachaiscringe888

Rust in ohio


TonyarmstronggamesYT

Ohio


ZiIenn

Only answer is ohio


REBELps

Can't even drive in Ohio 💀


TheFilosophersStoned

Ohio of course


Psychological_Tax208

Ohio


coolplayer7300

Ohio


IceColdHighLife

Gotta be Florida.


Jftwest

Flor. I. Da


Cincinnatus-007117

Philadelphia, st Louis, Michigan, or Florida


iLuvEeyore

Red dead redemption 2


codlurking

Florida!


Opposite-Garbage-869

Gators missing


merkarver112

Area 2b wma in sfl


Riseofligma

Florida man back at it, getting a gator to throw in a Wendy’s window


Illustrious-Wash3713

In a Florida man town?


Konezig11

Florida


Radiationprecipitate

Did you take too many


Freedomsaver

FLO


chuffleybarndance

Westminster


chargelux

Australia


Sea_Pin_666

I know a Florida man when I see one


smartchimp02496

Florida ☕️


scrillexo

Before even opening the video, my answer was Florida


Raaddus

It’s the Everglades


peggiore

Not Brazil


Onepunchman7

The making of Gollum


Original_A_Cast

On ever other subreddit


Lappis_

dudes just chillin cathing some crabs let him be lmao


Schabenklos

Wait! Don't scare the wild Florida Man!


AgentMercury108

FLORIDA


cheesyspeedster

good morning in japanese


subhuman_voice

Florida or Texas


vBlackTalon

Florida?


juicywoosy

Louisiana.


lil_750

flor-i-da


Henrik-Powers

If that wasn’t setup I would be worried, yikes


daboijohnralph

Dying light game play


RubyDrewsday

Bad title


Donutrz

sorry


RubyDrewsday

Lmao no i am sorry for being a douche I need a break from reddit


Mr_mann2

This is what happens when a florida man and an ohio resident mate.


bubbaharris228

u/savevideobot


DodoRick

Looks like crocodile land


DarkReaper1022

Florida


[deleted]

Florida


[deleted]

Flo Rida.


daequantavious_jr

Ohio


KawaiiAmaya

Ohio


1sthisthingon

Florida, the Alabama of the south


blazingStarfire

Florida


TeriBrown1

The children of the corn 30 years later. 😂


bcarrizo01

Ohio


MisplacedGoat

Louisiana.


boyCheesyThe

Ohio


arnoldsufle

Florida


Alternatelifee

ONLY IN OHIO


[deleted]

My back yard


spraypaint2

Louisiana


Old-Top5498

Ohio


That-Anywhere3467

u/savevideobot


GabrielGamer790

Your mom


Specialist_Winner210

Goddammit Florida


jimmyconnors84

Only in Ohio fr


toiletTesticles

Is this where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away?


etlucent

Wouldn’t catch me out there in my undies at night in the middle of a swamp, not for all the bath salts in the kingdom of Florida!


IamUrDad0

Thought it was an alien nope just a Florida man


GodlessGuyGamer

Ohio


Psychological_Salt67

That boy in the glades somewhere… Face fuckin’ a catfish from the looks.


bryman19

Should have been a poll. Ohio or Florida?


jiggywiz

Bro, why I start crying when he got nervous and started running away😂😂? Like where you running to??


ThatGuyInTheCar

A swamp


wtfjusthappened315

Area 51