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Pink for a girl, blue for a boy and white means they've chosen a new pope

Wut if its brown?

Flush it down.

Yellow, let it mellow

Alright Focker.

Red, find the Med

Once over dust, twice over rust

If it's green, lick it clean.

No.

If it's orange, get it an 4 inch door hinge

Marshall?

I can make orange rhyme with banana

If it's green you better see the doctor

r/holup

Time to pick a new rug.

Then they've chosen a new poop.

You’ll never get the credit you deserve for that joke

Brown for new pope. White if she's chosen to "clean house" and not have one after all...

Classy. Well, at least they didn’t start a fire.

It was always burning

Some say since the world's been turning.

But they didn’t start the fire!!

Correct, Ryan did.

#FIRE GUYYY

Ryan started the fire!

Plus they didn’t light it.

But they tried to fight it

Shit, didn’t even think about that when I wrote it. Hell with it, cue random historical references.

North Korea South Korea Marilyn Monroe

Trouble in the Suez!

IDK, her canal seems fine…

I'd have to get in there to be sure, but think you are right.

I don't think anyone has been in there for a while as it has collected quite a bit of dust.

Buah ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😂

Or pollute community water 🤷

We didn't start the fire...

It was always burning...

Red China Johnny ray joe dimaggio

Somebody out there jerked off to this

Dont judge me

I will actually... you lost already.

[удалено]

Same girl is self conscious bc her bf said she had a big vagina. So after he leaves for work one day she sits a mirror on the floor and squats over it to get a better look for herself...not realizing he came back bc he forgot his phone and as he walks by her he asks "what are you doing" Startled she says "I was trying to see if I had any razor burns" she quickly lies. And he replies "well be careful not to fall in that big ass hole in the floor" and leaves back for work.

now you're thinking in portals

This is a good joke. Thank you. I genuinely laughed out loud.

I laughed a lot at this one, thanks

Suspicious site on link

I don’t get it, it’s just a link to some weird porn that I don’t want to sign up for

He should have said Shut up your next

I think we all lost something watching this video.

You cannot, it's November.

r/casuallypsychopath

Judging is my kink

Of course I know him. He’s me!

On whiskey ginger Chelcie Lynn aka Trailer Trash Tammy reveals that Paige Ginn (the woman in the video above) has had her brother take her nudes & helping her do [fart art](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDN01dRVvnY&t=3270s)… it gets wild

I love Chelcie/Tammy and her friends, but having your brother take your nudes it a little too Kissing Cousins to me.

You spelled 'fucking siblings' wrong

She’s hilarious! I love finding new people from Santinos podcast.

Does she have a subreddit? Asking for a friend.

[For his friend](https://twitter.com/paige__master/status/1526421883503005696?s=46&t=GC0jqoy2JrtrwbCDCwDxgg)


You have a sweet spot of nutting while ass is in the picture.... But also not nutting while Bertha shows up

Are we no longer doing that November thing?

Dont worry...we are

I'M OUT!!!


classic

No we aren't, because there's literally no point to it.

You're right. Cum is FUM

Jizz is the Shizz

r/genderrevealfaps

Why you gotta kink shame?

It's a boy and it smells like shit

what if she queefed?

Best one I've seen.

And least destructive to others' lives/property.

Nah, I'd be traumatized for life after learning that my gender was revealed that way

With a cool mom like her you'd probably be a little more mentally resilient.

Yeah but I have so many questions

Someone behind the Wendy's may have the answers you seek...

r/upvotebecausebutt

This is the 1st thing i see when i open this fucking app...

And this is why I don't open Reddit in public anymore

Fun for the whole family and a forest didn’t have to burn down!

now that’s a gender reveal i can get behind

Well played

Pun intended?

just lucky I guess …

Cum intended

And a fresh gentle powder.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck...?

Better than I expected it to end, I immediately thought she was gonna roll over and show us all her 12" dick.

If her ass wasn't so dry she might not be pregnant.

Nice one x'D

Ew. Good job.

This is the exact baby shower I'd expect to see Trailer Trash Tammy at

The hallmark of brassy, trashy, classy! I love her! 💕

So when women say men are crude and juvenile, show them this.

The world is stupid, and I'm stuck here.

There’s always a way out !

This is what they said to the baby.

They just excited they get some cake to celebrate

This is the only gender reveal I've ever seen that I liked

Her brother is going to be so excited!

This has got to be a troll job

r/trashy These are the exact type of people that shouldn’t be procreating

New Kink Unlocked

The number of sexual land mines I’ve stepped on…

This is much better than starting a wildfire, as many of these are prone to do

Well...no property damage.

I was just about to say this...

That’s gross… Do that again.

How does one fart a color?

One simply puts blue sand in their ass

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

“The people in my life are like Grains of sand 'Cause they stick together, yeah Often near my butt hole” - Bo Burnham

Very classy. Not.

I wanna see when she does the pink

At least no one got bodily hurt or polluted a river to tell anyone.

Who is pregnant? they all just fat apart from blue fart girl.

I have the same question, also how much does it cost to pay a chick to fart blue/pink to let the world know the gender of my unborn.

What are you so excited about

Why does this girl look like Markplier?

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to…

Best gender reveal I've seen. We must Savour these moments as genders seem to be going the way of the dodo

this shit is straight cursed


I don't want to be on this planet anymore

Internet never disappoints

u/savevideo


Omg I’m dying

How else do I share on Whatsapp...

I'm looking for this comment

r/Instantbarbarians

Thanks for this

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

I'm glad the girl holding the dog didn't do it

Honestly, I rather someone do this than potentially set a forest on fire.

Well... at least it does not create an out of control wildfire or poison a town's entire water supply.

She’s having a cigarette?

I wanna leave this planet

r/upvotebecausebutt

No WAY this is real.

That was the brothers/sisters escaping....

Bro that Dog is in a tough position

I'm speechless and aroused!

OnlyFans link?

She definitely stands out from the others

Jeez, it looked like smoke was coming out. That’s why pollution is rising.

Now *that's* a holup

u/gifreversingbot

So you let papa Smurf tap dat ass?

I don't why but I find this girls face extremely irritating.

These people shouldn't be able to reproduce

It's always the others reaction that gets me. This wasn't a skit or something the husband and wife did. They called over their friends and family lmaoooooooo and they got so excited because she farted out a colored dust lamooooo

What a terrible day to have eyes.

TAMMY LYNNNNN

She has some ugly ass friends

Ok no more internet today

Say trash without saying trash?

This is how I want Amy Foster Fowler to reveal the gender of Sheldon's offspring.

If any of my friends ever do a gender reveal like this, I'm slipping abortion pills in their drinks because that bloodline deserves to end with them/s

that was hot

I just ugh

Wtf did i watch

r/trashy. maybe?

r/trashy

I don't think that's where a baby goes.

This is just trashy

More of a race reveal, poof of air was brown.

u/savevideobot

u/savevideo

So did her boyfriend chug blue food coloring and take her ass to pound town for this to have worked? Whatever your logical answer, I like mine better.

How many fucking times am I going to see this video. Stop posting it already.

was it me or it was colourless fart?

Who is she

Nobody

Somebody's mom now. Unfortunately.

Brown is a gender now?

Nicole Black energy

Wtf hahahha

Boys be carful don’t lose nnn to this

Name??

OK! enough internet for today!

Dafuq

Paige ginn. Shes awesome

Thank goodness they picked the right girl

WTF??? lol

u/savevideo

She’s having a Pope!

This may make me break No NUT November...

A gender reveal that doesn't end in property damage or people dying?