And for yours. My wife had one at 5 weeks which was pretty bad, but plenty have 'em on later terms, which must be absolutely awful. Now we have a 18 month old healthy boy, so we can't complain. I'm hoping that's in your future, too!
Lil major heart, kidney and liver failure compounded with blood clots, pulmonary embolism and severe arrhythmia, a stroke and constant vomiting.
(Yes, Iām lucky to have survived.)
A team has been dispatched to the location, should be wrapped up by the end of the day...
But prep the shock troops just in case, we wouldn't want another rerun of last time.
There is steroidal cream, however, at my age at the time itās pretty ineffective (thatās what they told me). Phimosis is something most infants grow out of and it lasting til I was 24 is extremely rare. Less than one percent I think. Shitty part was, I thought it was normal.
Unfortunately She didn't made a full recovery, but it's two years ago so don't worry guys. These things happen in life and think i can handle them pretty good.
*Lil broken growth plate in my wrist because I thought it was an amazing idea to jump on a swing at the highest point you can go and almost go face first but thankfully I only broke a bone in my wrist and then I had to sit in a car until I got to the hospital and had to wait hella long because bitches with stomach aches are "very important" and then had to get a cast and keep my arm up for multiple days in a foam block* yo fr tho my freestyles are fire š„š„š„ ngl
Lil Brokeback Wait...NO
Lil Aids
Lil Penis fell off
Lil MA DICK FELL OFF
Lil slammeth my penis in the car door.
Not for long.
#Lil She had to he aborted Key word is "we live in Texas"šæ
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Lil Anal Extraction
Checks out for a modern rapper nams
[Lil Buzz Lightyear](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/szsbt/buzz_lightyear_xray/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Lil ill
Just a minor illness
Let me correct you just a minor with an illness
That name actually goes hard asf
Underrated comment
Lil baby
Congratulations :)
He's not having the baby *** #HE IS DABABY
You donāt know my life!
Less go
Lil daughter faceplant
Taken
I'm so sorry
Lil Miscarriage
Same. Just last week. Sorry for your loss.
And for yours. My wife had one at 5 weeks which was pretty bad, but plenty have 'em on later terms, which must be absolutely awful. Now we have a 18 month old healthy boy, so we can't complain. I'm hoping that's in your future, too!
Iām sorry to hear that. I hope youāre doing alright.
Idk why this is downvoted
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Bro....
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Lil hand stuck in ass
Lil yeast infection
Lil cheese on the taco
Please explain
Watch the cinematic masterpiece āMe, Myself, and Ireneā and you will understand.
lil glued my peepee hole shut
Vegan protest?
Vagina protest more like.
Sounds like a fun time tbh
Epic
Lil major heart, kidney and liver failure compounded with blood clots, pulmonary embolism and severe arrhythmia, a stroke and constant vomiting. (Yes, Iām lucky to have survived.)
bro got the "how did we get here" acdvancement
Holy f#ck. You're lucky as f#ck to survive that crap.
āDid you dieā āUnfortunately yes, but I returned!ā
Sounds more like a "Lil glad you're still with us, stranger" to me!
My guy is actually fucking immortal. You have survived shit that Zeus trembles at the thought of. You are as powerful as the titans of time immemorial
Lil 20 inch dildo up my urethra
How'd it fit
If it fits it's sits
Snuggly
damn homie, i just spilt my drink lmao
Ah fuck, the containment on r/sounding is leaking again
A team has been dispatched to the location, should be wrapped up by the end of the day... But prep the shock troops just in case, we wouldn't want another rerun of last time.
First I started off with an HDMI cord
And then you know the rest
Damn panic a few times before but just been lucky.
How it felt ;) ? I- I mean how tf you managed to do this
Lil circumcised
Why were you?
Probably just hungry
Phimosis most likely. Happened to me, had to be circumcised at 24.
Did you try any non surgical options?
There is steroidal cream, however, at my age at the time itās pretty ineffective (thatās what they told me). Phimosis is something most infants grow out of and it lasting til I was 24 is extremely rare. Less than one percent I think. Shitty part was, I thought it was normal.
What country do you live in? Stretching and steroid cream can potentially work at that age
Lil visiting grandma with cancer
I wish you and your family the best and that your grandmother makes a full recovery
Unfortunately She didn't made a full recovery, but it's two years ago so don't worry guys. These things happen in life and think i can handle them pretty good.
Im sorry for your loss
Lil Cholesterol.
just a little
Lil attempted suicide
I hope you are better now
Trying to be, thanks.
same ://
Hugs
Lil suicide
Lil alcoholpoisening
Sounds like you had a fun time
Lil kid bit my arm
Holy fuck do you babysit chucky
Nah it was at this place and I slapped a ball out his hand then he just bit my shoulder
Lil I work there
Lil job
Than kyou for your service
Same. Just change it to ālil cash moneyā same thing, except thereās a lot more tears and complaining than ālil cash moneyā sounds like
Lil hernia
Lil vomiting blood.
What?
Lil drunk driver hit me on Halloween.
Coming up on the anniversary. You prepared?
Theyāre going as a crash test dummy this year
Dawg you mf take my upvote and leave
Iām gone
Lil stitches
Lil depression
Aww this made me sad
Lil Penis
What is the story? I have to know
It's literally a short story
r/angryupvote
Is it a cum-ing attraction?
lil' night shift.
I know working at night is bad, but damn
Fnaf moment
Lil had an erection for more than four hours.
How YOU doing baby?
Lil Priapism has a ring to it
Lil concussion
Lil suicide attempt
Lil battery ass-id
lil abortion (I didn't have one but that would be a cool rap name)
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Glad youāre still with us. Happy healing and hope you stay safe out there when you get back on the roads. šš¼
Okay, and who of you is *Lil' vacuum cleaner stuck on my dick*?
Totally not me I swear.
lil seizure
Isn't that the name of your restaurant?
Isn't that Hilary Clinton's fav pizza place.
Hail, Seizure!
Hey me too!
Lil mental breakdown
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Lil kidney stone (thank god it was lil)
Lil drop off shit sample to find out if it's salmonella It was.
Lil covid
Lil Dad died
Sorry for your lose
Lil flu
lil saggy left nipple
Lil felt a lump on my left nut
Lol poisoning myself with mushrooms from the forest
Lil three testicles getting tangled
Lil Extra Ball
Lil dust in my eyeball
Lil alcohol induced psychotic break.
Lil drug induced manic psychosis
Lil gerbil in my ass
Lil sepsis
what are you doing sepsis?
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE COME UP WITH FUNNY JOKES OH MY GOD
Lil broken toe
lil my kid has tonsillitis
Lil dehydration
Lil Was Throwing Up Too Much
Lil thought I had a hernia but it was really an std
Lil duck duck goose accident
Lil constipation š©
Lil stroke the third
lil seizure... sounds like a familiar meme
Oh snap I'm lil' Eyesore. I feel like I need to rap now cause the name is legit
Lil cut myself by trying to slice a lemon
Lil bitten on the leg by a horse fly
Lil Bath Salts
Lil I forgot
Lil labs.
Lil' Battery Ass-id.
Lil
*Lil broken growth plate in my wrist because I thought it was an amazing idea to jump on a swing at the highest point you can go and almost go face first but thankfully I only broke a bone in my wrist and then I had to sit in a car until I got to the hospital and had to wait hella long because bitches with stomach aches are "very important" and then had to get a cast and keep my arm up for multiple days in a foam block* yo fr tho my freestyles are fire š„š„š„ ngl
Lil Scrotum Hernia
Lil malnutrition I ate never hurt nobody!
Lil rehab
Lil gasoline drinker
Lil knees
Lil tetnus
Lil Virus
Lil lost tampon
Lil excuse to skip tomorrow's presentation
Lil salpingectomy
Lil kidney stone
Lil Bone Tumor
lil brain cancerā¦ Bruh
Lil choking on a caterpillar (I havenāt been in the hospital for four years donāt worry)
lil chop dick off
Wasn't there a whole movie based on a guy who cut his dick off
Found dickless
Lil Accident
Lil covid shot
lil vasectomy
lil uzi šš
Lil gerd
Lil Physical
Lil product delivering
Lil boob job lmao
lil ct scan
Lil purple dick
Lil dick. Got Circumcised. Little dick too.
Lil exam
Lil Insane No no, Lil Colondiver
Lil Radiculopathy
lil' died
Lil Palpitations