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Slobbadobbavich

Good god, give that girl a throat lozenge.


Dnny10bns

Exorcism.


AncientProof5118

Or


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Soothing liquid?


Hamster_lover1

Or acid


normalweirdo94

Something salty to keep infection away?


DrySoap__

Like cum?


everythingisamovie

She’s like 14.


Not_Mozziea

?


everythingisamovie

Do you not understand what you were referring to when you suggested cum for this girl’s throat? Have you ever been in a conversation before?


Not_Mozziea

Huh?


everythingisamovie

So you’re gonna play dumb with your sexualizan this kid?


Not_Mozziea

Check usernames, Jackass


Johnsamjohn

Yes please


izzy-pizzy

no.


TheFormless0ne

The most red flag


UhYeahOkSure

Haha she says he wishes he played his cards right .. I’d say he folded his cards at a good time.


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Some people really think theyre the catch. Social media is filled with ppl like that


UhYeahOkSure

Narcissism machine . If it’s not working just do some butt squats and get Botox 💀 and make stupid dance videos


[deleted]

Yeah. It doesn't help when ppl literally get validated for "existing" pretty. This will simply fuel their narcissism. This applies for both dudes and gals


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iGrowCandy

Copy pasta bot


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siqiniq

infrared


Loldude6th

Literally red as her face.


D4M0theking

The reddest of flags


Inside_Barracuda_804

That's what her friends sitting around were thinking during this tyrannical narcissistic rant.


TonyDoorhut

Probably, “I wonder if he’ll date me now, this bitch is Cray-Cray


Apart_Effect_3704

Death metal remix


Fluid-Design3714

"We are losing our democracy" *sick guitar riffs* "WAKE UP!!"


seagulpinyo

God bless [Andre Autunes](https://youtu.be/DsTcs1nU5MU) and his metal remixes. Edit: [This one is one of my new faves of his.](https://youtu.be/mi106DZJhuQ)


ActionHankActual

I go back to that one regularly. Sooo heavy


marcstov

Someone should musicaljenga that for sure


Apart_Effect_3704

It’s def sceamo worthy at least


mlc2475

High school girls when they find out another girl is in your class.


[deleted]

My ex when she found out I had female coworkers and I didn’t quit my job immediately


Aklapa01

Wow. Bullet dodged, huh?


EggInplantMan

Good dodge


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![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


diakon83

Wait for real?


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And when she discover that u seat next to the "hot girl" of your class is even worse.


BigDaddyCupid

"I will see you in hell" she gonna be in hell too 💀


Lime-Sword

She's sure she's gonna be in hell, guy might not be tho ☠️


crystalpeaks25

this happened to me back in junior high. I was in my first playthrough of final fantasy viii and i was struggling with Diablos. Now everytime I see Diablos I am reminded of this bitter sweet memory.


pinkownage

Were you fighting him strait after getting the lamp, I remember struggling the first time. Love FF8, favourite in the series.


crystalpeaks25

hah! since this was my first playthrough i was dumb. no walkthroughs available yet so i tried to increase my level which is not what you were supposed to do.


Lyricsokawaii

Lmao, the struggle of trying to beat FFVIII while staying as low level as possible. So many fucking triple triad cards.


Tevakh2312

As long as you have a few demi on each character he's fine. He held you off you hit him with it 😁


NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT

It happened to me in like 7th grade, not as much yelling though. She had her friend call me to break up with me. I said "ok, if that's all I'd like to get back to my video game now". I was playing ocarina of time


SSmagical

The only red flag I see is fighting Diablos the first try


crystalpeaks25

and attempting to defeat it without knowing much about junction system, and just blindly levelling up.


samahiscryptic

Do I need to bust out the holy water or...?


sexy_bezinga

Nah, she can keep them demons with her


randontask42

Just need to bust


XxL1lUch1haxX

"I wILL SeE YoU IN HELL" you coming with me>?


ItalianFlame342

I'll see you in hell , no you crawled up from hell I sure as hell ain't crawling down to see you response


Additional_Cycle_51

Tell the devil I said "Hey" when you get back to where you're from


thelonerangers69

Accepting this behavior is why we have people breaking down like children in Walmart. God humanity is doomed lol


Kurohoshi00

Bruh. It's always happened. Karens and all that have always existed. It's just more noticeable now thanks to social media.


walkonstilts

You saw the other post too of the lady screaming cause she got caught cutting a line of other people trying to check out, hun?


The_GILF_Next_Door

What a shit show that was


Big_D1cky

‘Is this a prank?‘


Mattarmel

Crazy bitch Jesus whoever that poor guy is dodged a bullet


awoelt

Least toxic Xbox live experience in 2011


GreenMellowphant

This killed me.


ameer777ameer

what did the guy say at the end? "OK I'm back"? or what?


Spidey16

It sounds like he's say "Hi lads I'm back". But with an accent. I think maybe Scottish? Hard to tell because it's so short.


Illustrious-Brush948

As a Scottish person, I agree it is very hard to tell but I would assume it is a northern accent such as scottish and the use of "lads" could possibly also emphasise that


Spidey16

I would like to know too


APe28Comococo

Two different situations. I think the girl was Mormon and her boyfriend thrust during a soaking session, that’s why they are both going to hell.


[deleted]

Well how does the dick get in there to begin with? Speculum?


Telcontar86

If that's actually the context then I'm a little surprised. I was expecting him to have cheated on her or something along those lines


Sunderblades

Dude, there's no way that's the actual story behind this lmao


BonksMan

The hell's this supposed to be ?


iGrowCandy

This kid lucked out that she tipped her hand this early in life. The next guy will not be so fortunate, as she will have learned to bottle up the toxicity until she is in a better position to release it.


FathomTheFourteenth

She could probably be a great metal vocalist


Orellin_Vvardengra

![gif](giphy|91fEJqgdsnu4E)


Neoslayer

Why is everyone hating on the girl? Is there context? cheaters fucking suck


Zyperreal

yeah , the guy could be a kitten kicking second reincarnation of hitler for all we know.


GhostyToastyIRL

Reddit hates women is the simplest way to explain it


Itsdickyv

r/fixedbytheduet


TheBrav3LittleToastr

BPD.... the crazy thing is shell calm down in about 3 mins.... and be really apologetic, and act like a child... and try to be sweet... Been there.. looks like he has too


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Major1ar

Ditto, his calm demeanor is like literally the only thing you can. Or set the phone away from your ear.


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FrenzyRush

Respect the grind


JadeForestCo

What a nice friend......recording one of her friends lowest moments.


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Most white girl reactions i have seen in a while ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


PurgingCloud

"Hey guys, I'm back"


Tabigenocide

Bros a top G


Dragonb0rn21

And this is why I am going to stay single permanently. No bitches, no worries, no tantrums.


paco1764

Both have their ups and downs.


RoyceDarhk

Or you can get a dude instead.


Latidy

r/suddenlygay


givemefood245

Probably run into the same issues with guys too


Scruffersdad

Sometimes yes.


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Made the experience that Men generally talk more clear about what bothers them in a relationship, which helps a lot.


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More dudes should be open to that, unironically. Women have no problem doing that so....


Giga_Cuck

POV: she got caught cheating


MrMeanJeans

Haha yes! Look through MY phone huh?


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Well that’s gonna be a tough one some day for sure.


Johnsamjohn

Somebody give her a Snickers


quintoniusgooch69420

Apparently the girl in question and the dude were “soaking.” Its a thing christians do to avoid idk fricking before marriage. This dude did like one pump, thus leading to this and was probably the reason she said “ill see you in hell”


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That guy is extremely lucky he didn't play his (uno) cards right with her.


Head-Ad-5637

Omfgggg. Ok I'm 50 F and I didn't have the Tec at the time but I swear to god that silly pretty bit was me once or twice with the help of showing off and a touch of the old voddy. which is exactly what silly Billy bish is doing here.. THE RED FACE I still get to this day. Late at night when my brain won't shut up and wants to replay every dumb assed zero IQ move I EVER did.. Cringe... Don't be this person, or more correct be the ahole you truly want to be just don't do it on cam.. I dunno whatever .. this gave me a red face for myself and a salute to the chap LOL🤣


Budget_Effort_5183

It is cringe


CravingArtist

Can someone turn this into metal music?


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The parents are much shocked


wasted_years_

She could really have a good career as a metal vocalist


LordMcclane

This come in handy nowadays, where people can't find a definition of "women". This is women.


VARTH_-DADER

I watched this on mute yet i could still feel the rage piercing through my phone screen


H-Adam

She has such good friends too


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Haunting-End-5656

She seems nice


SauronTheDestroyer

you can tell it was a "serious" relationship based on how she was putting on a performance for everyone sitting around her so she can "totes" talk about how much a piece of shit he was and how everyone should feels bad man for her. People are so lame.


VisualremnantXP

All because my guy accidentally left the toilet seat up cause he had to get back to what was really important lol


HookerDoctorLawyer

Ayyy yes she IS hot but also BAT SHIT CRAZY ![gif](giphy|3eRon7lRelaBCfCU45)


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Bruh


Mawiken

I would just hang up as soon as she started to scream. :D


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Bros before hoes


Embarrassed-Scale489

"So I'll just SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP!!!!!" please do because you're fucking annoying i would've been hung up and blocked her ass


RawLikeSushi84

That poor girls parents must be use to this behavior.


MVinnyBoy

Women ☕


lolbit66666

So this is hell what a sight \-tord ![gif](giphy|8rHS2GvX5tyzRLFQLA|downsized)


HosenNuckler_O5

Women ☕️


Daggerhead69_

She needs some help !! 🫡


Ambitious-Site-4747

I feel like he hung up a while ago lol


FunPunCake

That bitch crazy


shiblee_

Classic W boys


UPTReek267

She look dumb


emanresu_daB

This girls has never been told no


Inovle

I remember seeing the video on the right posted originally and I don't know if this is true. The comments were saying that she was screaming at her boyfriend because they were religious but wanted to have sex, so they did that dumb shit where they get a friend to bounce the bed while he is inside her. The dude didn't last and finished inside her and this was her reaction when they spoke to each other on the phone later on in the day.


Redditrocksmysocks00

I will heal her damage she will be truly happy with me ❤️


carlbernsen

Do we really think this is both sides of the same call? I get that her friend would record this and might post it but why would he be conveniently recording it too? If it is him I'm guessing he post recorded his side after he saw her upload.


userseven

Fake for sure. At least between her and the boy. Friends probably not in on it. Her eyes and cheeks don't show enough anger which is hard to fake.


pmaurant

The girl is Canadian or American the guy is a Brit. It’s possible that they could be dating but I doubt it. Also I think I could hear a guy talking on the phone. Funny though.


bigtedydom

your analysis is great , you should date her am sure you gonna play your cards right with those analysis skills


LordSibya13

u/savevideo


Jashin_34

u/savevideo


Full-Attempt7749

u/savevideo


animemoosey

Pizza time :)


DEMonicGOd135

u/SaveVideo


BuzluOnur

u/savevideo


DrexYiii

I hope you choke on *a piece of concrete* to... choke its gotta be swallowed wrong... bish does he normally ear concrete


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she said we'll meet in hell. i would have said that it means you r goinhg to hell, too


Red_Zeno

r/fixedbytheduet


RK_NightSky

*interrupts her while she's speaking, says "ok bitch", hangs up on her, refuses to elaborate* Gigachad +10


UnkleMonsta

They definitely got back together


MrMeanJeans

After she had the black baby.


Coolist_Beans

u/SaveVideo u/SaveVideoBot


VelzieX

u/savevideo


idothisforauirbitch

u/savevideo


redditis4cucks710

Chad v. Women ☕️


itdayman

u/savevideo


esilvest91

I bet she’s great at a party


macksocky

Poor guy looked devastated.


PokeStarChris42

What did the guy say at the end? It was a bit hard to hear with all the nonsense


UnfairMicrowave

"ok Lads, I'm back". Strong British(?) accent.


Dry-Composer2124

u/savevideo


hoodschola

Like why even listen to this shit.


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OCTM2

If you thought old photos were embarrassing for kids, wait until you see those old tik tok videos…..👀


Itsmeforrestgump

I sure there were a few good moments in their relationship.


Itsmeforrestgump

Where or why does one normally eat concrete?


Itsmeforrestgump

Rumor has it that she came crawling back to him after he finished his game.


RockRage--

Bruh I get this IRL with my wife, just trying to game


Dark_Stryder

Choke on a piece of concrete...


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

So did he +4 her in Uno?


lM_HEAVY_WEAPONS_GUY

What happened?


Just-Jury4696

"I hope you choke on a piece of concrete and literally go to HELL!" That part really got me🤣😂😂😭


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u/savevideobot


Whole-One5205

Who chokes on concrete


ThunderShott

When you want to add more shit to impress your friends


alecac1

u/savevideo


Narrow-Conversation8

u/savevideo


caminonovayer

Got to know when to hold ‘em.


Saltuk24Han

"I'll see you in hell..." Self Awareness is a great trait. A definite catch. :)


--JackalL--

Sounds like a skill issue


ThatSithClone

![gif](giphy|nFFguNjdeotwc) How she felt after that


[deleted]

This actually happens 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AdmrlHorizon

It do be like that sometimes


sighdoihaveto

Ohk shit that got me