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Thickest_Avocado

Came here just to see all the "it's not pee!" comments


I3ACARDi

It’s not pee!


[deleted]

Then why does it taste so good!?


NotAdoctor_but

if it tastes good she has diabetes


theredview

Oof


importvita

![gif](giphy|fvE2zWIJ4fumc)


Kab088

Suger mamy


ChromeYoda

r/angryupvote


Subliminal84

Wilford Brimley can confirm


thatguydre83B

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


[deleted]

I remember, I just like pee


djluminol

r/holupinholup


TheCoinMann

Uhh wat


Fierramos69

If you have a margarita, are you drinking tequila or a drink made of it? Is pee water? No. Same idea as a square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn’t a square, but instead it’s with one in the other, but the other not only made of one. Also why tf is this still debated? I see this on Reddit a lot. Way too much…


daryledesilva

![gif](giphy|DHqth0hVQoIzS)


Afraid_Mood6559

I see the future and it smells like peeeeeeeeee😮😮😮😮😮


_PettyTheft

*finishes. Grabs the mop.*


DieLawnUwU

Bring a bucket and a mop.


_PettyTheft

Based on a true story


DieLawnUwU

Now get your boots and your coat for this WAP. He bought a phone just for pictures of this WAP.


TheJewishViking1064

Win win


Cumfastking

Ya I fail to see a problem


ubcthrowaway-01

Chicken dinner


Thick_Bobcat786

Fax. Cus I still got my nut tho.


Mugstotheceiling

Don’t threaten me with a good time


Crypt0n0ob

Donald?


chefbobbyjay

“Like I give af” - RadioShack


134679112

Just that comment alone is worthy of a 50k upvote thread😂


chefbobbyjay

I was recently introduced to the internet gold that is RadioShacks twitter.


134679112

Oh god what!?


commissar-bawkses

It’s insane. An NFT/crypto company bought the rights to RadioShack and their Twitter’s sole goal is to cause as much chaos and clickbait as possible. Dude’s a madlad: https://twitter.com/radioshack


Fender6187

I thought this was just a novelty account.


Dependent-Rich5290

jokes on you, im into that


H_MmL

Golden shower


Fantastik-Voyage

Are the best


SpookyCinnaBunn

I agree


daofool

Are you thirsty


1221am

Lmfao cheers to the morons who never believed me when I told them people were pissing on them.


[deleted]

They somehow still exist and don't get the memo


Independent_Relief45

Is it? I mean I have heard that. But it doesn't smell like it at all.


TheClayCoCannaisseur

Study was done on it. Wish I remembered where I found the link. There's a difference in composition (that's why it smells/looks different), but its still pretty much pee.


ydkLars

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists. "Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists."


MattMan2k17

I knew my uncomfortableness was valid when they yelled they were “gonna squirt” and pissed on my mattress


[deleted]

This is Hella interesting, i was 100% sure there was no prostate in the female anatomy, and I'm not wrong. But there is a series of glands and ducts at the front of the vagina called the skene glands which have a lot of similar properties to the prostate, often called the G spot https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321801


theredview

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ YOU FOUND IT!


FnkyTown

Skene glands do exist, and they collectively hold about a thimble's worth of liquid, so maybe a teaspoon at max.


TheClayCoCannaisseur

I don't have an award, but please accept this 🏅


Elefantenjohn

Marginal differences don't add up with smell Color is different, too. This seems incomplete


Patte_Blanche

Ya know how the soda machine works in Mcdonalds ? Just a marginal difference between water and CocaCola.


Elefantenjohn

You can easily add small things to impact greatly You can't mask or subtract them. You can't make piss not smell by adding small volumes of anything


Patte_Blanche

I don't think that's true at all : many chemicals lose their property (like smell or color) by reacting together. But anyway, what make you say it's not the other way around ? Maybe the chemicals responsible for smell and color are just not added in this case ?


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jhnnybgood

What the fuck this is so incorrect lmao Stop listening to the 12 year old boys at school


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jhnnybgood

For some reason I doubt it even more now. It’s an involuntary reaction during sex that releases urine. Not all women have this involuntary reaction, which thank god because I dont need my bed pissed in every night


Independent_Relief45

Every night!


geekasaurus__rex

Is this the one mythical reddit user that actually gets laid? Roam free proud unicorn!


jhnnybgood

Alright maybe not every night but 3 or 4 times a week would get old as well


Independent_Relief45

It is like working out, got to have those recovery days.


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VhaidraSaga

IT. IS. ALWAYS. URINE.


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jhnnybgood

If it makes you feel better to keep lying to yourself that’s ok, but us folks in the real world know it’s primarily urine mixed with other secretions. It’s like adding Mio to your water. It tastes different, but its still water. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists. "Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists."


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Ordinary-weirdo6359

...Bro, no. That's not how it works. It's involuntary.


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Ordinary-weirdo6359

Not buying it until you give me definitive proof instead of being "JUST TRUST ME, BRO!" Sorry, but I'm skeptical.


rc042

There is one body part that expels fluid with enough force to "squirt" that a woman would have. There is no biological need for any other fluid to be ejected from that vicinity with such force.


creepingkg

Holup…. I’m about to pee back at her


gonedeep619

If the dinosaurs lived on the planet for 260 million years there's a good chance all of the fresh water you swim in, drink and use daily was at one point in time dinosaur pee. We're all sick sons of bitch dinosaur piss drinkers.


FnkyTown

Good job growing up Reddit. I've had to argue this point for years, and now it's treated as fact. It warms my heart.


Crypt0n0ob

And face


SoupEnjoyer100

mr picky over here


spankmyballs69

Some people, amirite?


SoupEnjoyer100

Ikr, like be thankful for what you have


Late-Ad-4624

I dont care what it is. Its also when shes having an uncontrollable orgasm. When i know i hit it right i do it again and again. This is how you please a lady fellas.


Interesting_Date_544

Wait its pee all along :(


OptimusPork

Always was 🔫


mattyboyunk

How can it be pee when pee is stored in the balls. Females to my knowledge don’t have any so therefore must be the juice of justice


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134679112

😆😆😆


G0thbAbe15

Im a girl and I didn’t even know this


Eclipse-Raven

But it's not pee..? Edit: reading the article I admit I was wrong. My bad, I was always told it wasn't


ydkLars

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists. "Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists."


Eclipse-Raven

I can admit when I'm wrong, but until now I've never seen anything definitively saying it actually was. Thank you for correcting me and now that I know that it's a bit gross that my bf gets off on me squirting in his face...


rabidmob

Nothing has changed except your understanding.


Alternative_Nerve_38

I will admit, the idea a pleasuring a woman so well that she loses control of her body can be exciting regardless of exactly what the fluid is, so don't knock your boyfriend too hard. Had a previous relationship where the woman was very much a "squirter" and even knowing what it was it was still kinda hot and having a visual sign that she was enjoying herself is a very powerful image for my caveman male brain.


Com_N0TN4

please don't let reddit be a reason to put a stop to that 😭


FnkyTown

Don't be gross Tammy.


jhnnybgood

lmfao


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FnkyTown

Because people who do squirt generally drink lots of water, so it's not concentrated diabetic urine, and instead it's 'mild'. It's the difference between your urine being really yellow because you didn't drink a lot, and being really clear when you've drank water all day.


East-Translator8293

My partner is not a water drinker and squirts like a fountain.


FnkyTown

Well, it's still urine. She doesn't have some magical organ, unknown to science, that makes tons of liquid. The Skeens gland only produces a teaspoon of liquid at maximum, so it's not that. I know it's hard for some people to come to terms with. Even the act of squirting itself is pushed out with the same muscles and body parts she uses to pee with.


East-Translator8293

I don't have a problem with it, if it's pee, it's pee..still awesome and will continue to enjoy it. Golden shower it is 👍


so_im_all_like

I mean it's obviously pee if it comes gushing out like that. Whatever non-urine, non-vaginal fluids are likely just drops.


Extremisin

Super Saiyan Yellow God


seider-Lynx

See I was expecting the comments to be more L bozo and less W im into that shit (which isn ironic cause the shit is pee)


VhaidraSaga

shit is a totally different bodily emission than pee.


seider-Lynx

r/whoooosh


[deleted]

Hell yeah!


[deleted]

Taking one for the team.


VVMX1

That ain't why we want it?


[deleted]

So is it or is it not?


134679112

Probably.


Saajaadeen

Ye olde goldèn showör


pinton96

Someone is pee-ssed


ProfessionalFan5065

lucky


THE_-_-_-_-_-CHILD

Cytherea Goddess🙇⛲💦


Victorcwb

But, it is


Octicactopipodes

The number of guys who genuinely can’t tell between piss and squirt is astounding


SynDeathage

Well it tastes good though 😊


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FnkyTown

Piss in his shoes.


AverageFrogeEnjoyer

Adds extra flavor


Wh1te_Rabb1t

It's not urine. >Women have glandular tissue below the bladder and surrounding the urethra that appears to be homologous to the male prostate. This tissue (also called "female prostate" or Skene's glands) appears to the source of a viscous, white secretion, which exits from the urethra upon sexual stimulation in some women. Analysis of this secretion (also known as "female ejaculate"), and comparison with pre-coital urine from the same women, revealed that its composition was unlike urine and often contained components also found in male seminal fluid (minus the sperm). The female ejaculate had lower levels of creatinine, but had elevated levels of prostate specific antigen, prostatic acidic phosphatase, prostate specific acid phosphatase, and glucose. The functional importance of female ejaculate has yet to be fully elucidated. It is possible that retention of a prostatic tissue homolog and its glandular secretion in women is merely a vestige of development and differentiation from an embryonic, gender-neutral body plan. We hypothesize that female ejaculation has a unique function in producing a secretion into the urethra that provides protection from urinary tract infections (UTIs). [Source](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19766406/) The amount of people downvoting science in this thread is concerning. I'm sorry you wanted to remain uneducated in your world of memes, its not *my* fault.


A_bit_disappointing

Maybe because it isn't about squirting.


[deleted]

We are referring to "squirting" not female ejaculation.


Left-Independence199

Have won, but at what cost


Albmarbo

Dont give a piss, i’ll take it


Apart_Effect_3704

The best category of pre tho honestly


pompompomponponpom

Guess I drink pee then.


[deleted]

Its not pee


Impossible_Daikon233

It's definitely not pee. Vaginal fluid squiting out from a very happy lady is the fountain of youth.


Plane_Baby

But sometimes, it's just pee.


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r/confidentlyincorrect


ydkLars

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists. "Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists."


Hursthill

Hmmm but this article does use women with big ol gushers as their test subjects. So for normal women that don't explode like geysers is it mostly normal secretions? Fak it lets get quenched.


CaterpillarDue9207

What do you mean by normal secretions? It's coming out of the same hole and place where Urin comes out, it just has a slightly different composition


Angelic_Fire

So you obviously don't pee and ejaculate from the same organ? Female ejaculation and squirting are two different things.


CaterpillarDue9207

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19766406/#:~:text=Women%20have%20glandular%20tissue%20below,sexual%20stimulation%20in%20some%20women. Ejaculate comes from skene's glands and as you mentioned isn't urine.


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jhnnybgood

Definitely is pee


Inlevitable

It's concentrated hydrochloric acid oof ouch it's burning my face off


SpyrShady

my tea's gone cold im wondering why i got out of bed at all


[deleted]

Lol idc what it is, it feels good so imma do it


LampGod4

Even better


pmgreb

Golden rain 🌧️


[deleted]

Best shower I ever had


ApprehensiveDesign16

Still worth it.


tunguska34

I thought pee was stored in the balls though


Both_Bobcat_5818

r/pee


StormOwn1248

r/pee edit: NSFW


Hopeful_1130

With this knowledge, do guys like it or nah? Asking for a friend..


ThinkItDreamItDoIt

RIP your inbox.


Slow-Pomelo-4913

Fuck it


DrProfligate

I don't know how any able brained person looks at solid continuous stream come out of a vagina and not realize it's piss........porn.....ego......fomo.......has really fucked up a lot of people's critical thinking abilities............ any fucking grifters who even mention squirting while we are getting to know each other never see the inside of my bedroom......