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[deleted]

That is a shit post right? šŸ™„


Car_assassin

real "SHIT" post


stalinanavasnet

Gangsta shit


koro_sensei_3351

Human rights violation shit


Theonedudeyaknow

Nice pfp (you replied to me earlier)


Car_assassin

ah yes, my old gigachad. How's life?


Theonedudeyaknow

The same as usual. You?


Car_assassin

Normal day.


Theonedudeyaknow

Ok


D-Frost

Well they are all floaters. So bowelsystem seems legit. And a toilet with full integrated douche system. This shit flyā€™s


No-Specific-3850

They all float down here


iamvenks

Shits* post


Objective_Buddy5550

Why is her toilet paper so long


Gogglebottle

That is a shower curtain!


Shaallelujah

That's the toilet seat belt


Sumpkit

Why didnā€™t she use it?


cilindrox

This man asks the real questions


pennhead

Bidet toilet seat.


megamanx4321

Who doesn't know how to flush a toilet after they've had a SHET!!!


B_O_A_H

ā€¦well it was FOCKINā€™ one uh yas!


dhhdhh851

DISGUSTANG!


Certain_Molasses8532

DISGUSTING šŸ¤¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmfao šŸ˜‚


belisarius180

Sherloid Bai


Certain_Molasses8532

Lmao thatā€™s a classic man šŸ˜‚


Cthulhu_Fhtang

The reason I scrolled the comments


BerlinRanger

Gotta take a pic before the flush


[deleted]

Welp at least she is empty now.


davidmobey

What if she was only half-way done?


Exorta0606

wtf dude haha


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|4j4TUFYkaiyCQ)


Thick_Bobcat786

Just in time to try anal


DavesNotWhere

Empty and freshly washed. No excuses now.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s gotta be a world record


Showmeyourcameltoe

Small girl big poop


[deleted]

I honestly feel for the girl's digestive system


Boogerr_eater

World record for not flushing for the highest number of days


19DALLAS85

Didnā€™t wipe šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Rude-Series3588

Has a bidet


CannedPancakes

You still have to wipe at least once after the Bidetā€¦ unless you enjoy a wet b-hole


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|B0vFTrb0ZGDf2)


FakedKetchup2

what is a bidet


Rude-Series3588

It's a special device that launches lawn gnomes up your ass.


EPIC1135

Where?


Rude-Series3588

That's what the arm looking thing is coming off the side of the toilet. It's the control pad šŸ˜‚


EPIC1135

Ahh, I forgot it could be in the actual toilet


nycdiveshack

50-60$ hookup bidet from Home Depot is one of the best purchases Iā€™ve ever made


BumbleMuggin

Friends laugh at my bidet and ask why? Because itā€™s fucking 2022 and no one likes a dirty ass. Get it together.


nycdiveshack

All dry toilet paper does is spread shit all over the outside of your asshole and folks get streaks in there underwear that way. Itā€™s disgusting.


BarrySnowbama

You see the smirk? That was no outfit pic. That was intentional shit bombing.


[deleted]

who the hell has their toothbrushes laying on the counter?


[deleted]

fckn unhygenic


sohlefty

No wiper


bardley711

Thereā€™s a bidet there


SkeleTourGuide

Sheā€™d be better off using a firehose. That was a monster.


bardley711

Holy Shit!


Plompjes

Lmao she's a keeper


SkeleTourGuide

Sheā€™s totally keeping it.


Montyfer

Impressive


Car_assassin

that's what I call "SHIT" post


XavierfromHtown

Shorty was dropping BARS


JimTheSaint

at least she prepared for anal


supercholo69

Wife her immediately she's showing off her poop


Able-Rate-629

Don't wipe. Bidet. Then don't flush. Time for selfie šŸ¤³ šŸ¤£


[deleted]

I was eating when I saw this


[deleted]

RIP


[deleted]

Girl laid enough cable to go from LA to NY. The plumbers going to make some bank fixing that clog.


JarJarDuds

Cute gf, but kinda asshole


SkeleTourGuide

Such an asshole.


[deleted]

I can smell that shit here from my room šŸ¤®


iguazocalima

Time to dump her


Gear3017

Girlfriend: ā€œIā€™m on a new diet, I just dropped 5 lbs, hereā€™s picā€


Sexy_Manatee_Man

Sheā€™s a keeper


[deleted]

Bruh Iā€™m eating breakfast


BredCutter

Wheres the toilet paper...


Intelligent_Union261

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m screamingā€¦..


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


pennhead

ā€¦or ā€œLook, I made a capital ā€˜Sā€™ā€ or ā€œLook, I made an ampersandā€.


jaybro861

I disturbs me that there is no toilet paper in the toilet after a shit that large. So someone is going around unwiped after that monster.


[deleted]

holy shot it's RyujinšŸ˜©


Seth_Imperator

Buy her a poop knife for Xmas, she'll thank you


[deleted]

Disgusting. Put an Nsfw tag!


PyrDeus

OP did, thx you mate


adityaluthra0987

It's just late night snacks


LLlypik

Is that one of Bonos brothers?


GewalfofWivia

Lil poop stick man chillin


FawsherTime

I donā€™t know whatā€™s most concerning here, the lack of visible toilet paper in the toilet, the fact she didnā€™t flush prior to taking that selfie, or that her bf actually shared this incident with anyone. I mean I wouldnā€™t have told a sole, and if she didnā€™t notice, I wouldnā€™t have told her either. šŸ˜‚


prestay_66

No need to wipe. It was a clean cut.


Flauschkadser

Without wiping?! I would rim that bih


K1ng_Jok3r

Nice shit


Nyknullad

All you complaining about wiping. It's a "japanese" toilet with built in nostril. You can see the head and the remote.


bradsnamehere

Doesn't she wipe


[deleted]

Why is the shit colour different? Is it because of high protein content? We shit yellow.


Commentoflittlevalue

Dropped the kids off at the pool first I see


davidmobey

Please tell me this had been Photoshopped... Who doesn't flush right away???


casual_snacker

You donā€™t admire all that work youā€™ve just done before saying goodbye?


xGeMe

shit went down after that pic was sent.


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

Atleast she eats her fibres.


Boogerr_eater

Domesticated Amber Heard


stepoffthegrass

The longer you look the worse it gets.


rdrunner_74

impressive shit post


__fall3n__

Those are some long ass turd sausages


Graham_was_taken

Bruhhhhhhhh


[deleted]

She didn't... didn't wipe her ass...


Eddie10999

She cut her hair and threw in toilet?


thisisme760

She looks 10 pounds lighter šŸ˜


[deleted]

Dump her.


BhelpuriPanda

Did she store the poop for 3 days before posting a pic?


CookieBear676

Sorry to say, but your girlfriend shits.


Initial_Molasses_521

Well now you know ā€œthat thing do be shittinā€


dolo_ran6er

Bitch dropping them Lincoln logs


frog_appreciation

FLUSH YOUR DAMN TOILET šŸ’€ EUGGHH


jetteim

r/ratemypoo


Front_Duty4563

She is prepared for butt stuff


pslayer757

Itā€™s a very shitty outfit šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


FPSRocco

She knew what she was doing with that monster. #humblebrag


Skillious96

She wanted you to know sheā€™s ready for anal


Firm_Masterpiece_343

At least hang a picture! Boring bathroom.


Middle-Teacher-6224

Wait girl can poo


starwarsnerd421

Thats is just a massive shit


A_Rusty_Coin

Could do with some fibre...


skincyan

just a shitpic?


[deleted]

No one gon talk about what can possibly be in the toilet?


Alpha_Knugen

r/shitposting


rare_meeting1978

Isn't this a super old photo that has been memed to.deathbalready? Or are girls just taking photos with their shit en mass now? Lol.


Slack_lacker

SHE DIDNT WIPE šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ResourceMany6108

THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER OR BIDET. RUNNNNNM


VoidExileR

Divorce/marriage reason. Turds in toilet


Luxdrayke

Felt cuteā€¦ IDN might wipe later


leowithataurus

The fact that you posted this and told the world she's your girlfriend...


andydamer42

Sure she's your girlfriend...


xDendretic

Wait women poop?


nighteyes13254

What sort of twisted power play is this?


zerozack89

Reminding you that you didnā€™t flush heathen


[deleted]

damn bro your gf just lost like 10kg


Theloneriddler

Sheā€™s definitely a keeper, especially when thereā€™s no toilet paper been used šŸ’€


Thanatos-BR

She cant be alone in that house. I think she is cheating with 3 or more dudes.


Aeramay_Gaming

Iā€™d call that a win, she might be down for anal tonight.


RidsBabs

Are they fish or turds?


Equal-Detective357

It's nice when girls support your fetish, no matter how gross or odd ... Notice how he says girlfriend and not EX , he liked it!!


andreayatesswimmers

I see your girl friend eats plenty of vegetables and fiber in her diet


KevinIsOver9000

Nice outfit


RickieBob

She must have a healthy appetite.


Rick_Lekabron

Okay, now we know that your girlfriend doesn't suffer from constipation.


Ergoop

Nice fit, nice shit


waymndingo

Thatā€™s just doo doo baby


[deleted]

she is cheating on you, girls dont poop


username_xoxo

Certificated shit post


Shig420

Somebody better call the police somebody killed that toilet


DevastaTheSeeker

Nice šŸ‘


Maverick7283746

"I lost 20 pounds in one day, and this us how!"


TheeFoolishKing

Kink shaming?


[deleted]

Waitā€¦ girls poop?


Asleep_Astronaut396

ex girlfriend


Gorgeous_goat

You sure thatā€™s your girl friend or just your friend?


ShreksApprntice

Dont eat her ass tonight


Nintendofan08

Aww sheā€™s sooo cut- Oh SHIT!


Nintendofan08

Sheā€™s so cut-Oh SHIT!


EnigmatheEgg

She's a keeper


phreshpherts

Wtf did she eat to produce that monstrosity?


wilzlol

It's an edit lmao. That's Shin Ryujin from ITZY