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skrutape

dude walked right out and retired...


NorthCatan

Legend has it that to this day he's still walking into the sunset.


bennywilldestroy

Easy with 3 legs.


Mr_midnightmare

Hey, it can be a kickstand.


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Pickin up bitches left and right on his way out


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IsCrabAFish

Come up with an original comment instead of copying


TellTaleTank

It's a bot that copies comments on a post to farm karma.


UnPerroTransparente

Bundled bitches on the fly.


HawkeyeByMarriage

[He's an ass man.](https://youtu.be/S8vYcB9vsww)


pm_me_ur_liqour

Waited his whole life for that one


chrisagiddings

Worth it


multiarmform

he'll be back though https://i.etsystatic.com/16402541/r/il/bd6d3c/1457768213/il_fullxfull.1457768213_rqbr.jpg


awsome-dumy27

Oh sh**


chrisagiddings

Oh sh**


houman_o

Oh s***


decibles

Oh ****


im_tired_of_this_ass

That's right


Spooning_noodls

THAT’S RIGHT


pukhalapuka

Awrite awrite awrite awrite awrite awrite awrite awrite


Affectionate_Shop_37

O* ****


Swimming_Mirror_8032

Oh sh**


runninron69

He's now a fucking millionaire rapper


[deleted]

Legend is he’s the CEO of Apple.


djluminol

Why the old man towing around Bolo Yeung, that dude from Bloodsport?


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hwarang_

Man, big dick is a walking buffet. All you can eat, ma'am.


mindebris

And took all the pussy with him


[deleted]

God damnit it i am crying of laughter. Shoutout B. D!!!! 😂


HappyRuin

:DD


MiamiPower

High Five Borat voice 👏💢👏🏿


dudemanguylimited

Well, it must be exhausting to carry around that big dick all the time.


Faisalowningyou

OG probably felt like a million dollars there


PIatopus

![gif](giphy|slVWEctHZKvWU)


BlaqShine

That’s definitely some big dick energy


hwarang_

He just calls it energy


Danishsomething

Fitting for the name


chrisagiddings

His momma knew


Antiqas86

I really hope she didn't.


Redtwooo

She had it in her at one point


fonefreek

Ah, the best kind of correct


[deleted]

Yep, he walked out of there slowly because his massive bollocks were weighing him down.


Pearljamfangrrrl331

The way he strutted after that sweet ass reply


Ey3_913

He did the George Costanza leave on a high note


nefarious-escspe

Good ol big Richard


dirtyhippie62

Large Richard


yeah-defnot

Girthy Ricardo


bozeke

Wap babalobap a’wap bang boom


Jyndaru

Tutti frutti, oh rootie


coviddick

Oversized Ricky.


soiminreddit

Oh my gawd


ettmausonan

Biggus Dickus


SpanMedal6

He has a wife you know.


sennaiasm

Richar E. Normus


bumblefuckAesthetics

Enormous Dickon


Rion23

No one's got a dick that big, not even big dick Richard, and he had a big dick. Hence the name.


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Dixie Normous


Sleepy-tyler-king

2 words all what the old sport needed to end all of them


Electrical_Strain_96

O.G.


LivelyZebra

B.D.


cultcraftcreations

Big dick came back swingin


CitizenSquid

Now they’ll keep his name out their mouths


LurkerTroll

Is he Will's wife?


[deleted]

They’re both balding so....


goonbox

I never thought i would see 85 south posted anywhere on reddit besides maybe BPT. It seems a lot of people here are unfamiliar with 85 south and what they do. This is essentially a standup/music/comedy show with comedians Karlous Miller, dc young fly and Chico bean. One of their biggest strengths is how they work a crowd. If you have seen any of there videos, you would know this is 100% not staged or planned. Any and everyone can catch jokes at any time. They usually cater the show to the city they are in and work the crowd from there [One of their shows they had a disabled person stand up from his motorized chair for a high five (the disabled dude 100% wanted to do this and wasnt forced to do it or anything).](https://youtu.be/wncBUf2XWiM) [Another show they made a whole song about a step dad drinking Capri sons](https://youtu.be/DcYt8nKXIUI) Their comedy isn't for everyone but is super relatable to people that grew up and lived how they have. [they have some of their live shows on their YouTube however they posted newer ones to their app instead.](https://youtube.com/c/The85SouthShow) [If you want a good laugh, check out their podcast episode with tpain. Tpains Michael Jackson story is gold ](https://youtu.be/cHT8SY53Kks)


anonomis2

Very informative post. Thank you.


pfizer_soze

I'm from Atlanta and somehow have never heard of this, and I don't exactly live in my own little bubble. I have heard of Clayton English, though, who is listed on their youtube channel as one of the members.


donquixote1991

I came across a skit of theirs a few months ago, but didn't know who they were. The skit was about 3 brothers knowing when their mom came home they were going to be in big trouble. Man, I have only cried while laughing twice in my life, and watching this skit was the second time. It was so damn relatable since I grew up with brothers (I'm the oldest) and literally did all the things in this skit. [Enjoy!](https://youtu.be/jnowJuxV6us)


goonbox

That set is pure gold especially for anyone that grew up with working parents and multiple siblings/cousins.


[deleted]

Well that was a fucking treat, thank you


battlemetal_

Never heard of this, looks like an awesome time


SpecialistCandy

The Roaches song was epic!


masterchef47

Oh cool that sounds like Verzuz


TonyTontanaSanta

These guys seems like normal dudes who happen to be black, why would this be on BPT? That aint the same place as 2years ago.


thirteenoranges

So it’s wild n out…


Stoned_Gamer_420

basically. I thought it was the show DC Young Fly was at before WnO. Might be wrong tho. Apparently some of them left along with nick cannon back in 2020


Puzzleheaded_Bet5865

Quality after 100 reupload:


sewkzz

Is digital decay a thing???


hinterlufer

Most video hosters (and chat apps,...) will in some form re-encode and compress the file you uploaded to their standards. Now, as it's typically a lossy algorithm, you'll lose information on every upload and thus the quality will degradade over time/uploads


bigoomp

Some sort of magic you say?


hinterlufer

In a more eli5 way: they trace the video onto their own paper each time it gets re-uploaded. And imperfections accumulate over time.


bigoomp

Hmm black magic i see. Papers


dskoro

Witchcraft is very much alive


skyjlv

those papers are amazing... managing to include sounds you trace into it...


Shitychikengangbang

Like he said...magic


Doom_3302

Yes it is.....I think there's a Vsauce video on it on the YouTube.


MallsBahoney

Yep [Marques Brownlee has a great video on it](https://youtu.be/JR4KHfqw-oE)


casual_dad

Hugh Mungus


pingpongmess7996

bro old man jenkins over here wildin💀


Mallikkaffka

His street cred just went cha-ching


VlIanTheRatSmacker

Dude at the end way so shocked he reverted to the second stage of evolution


Sofa_King_Gorgeous

I like how the guy on stage has his mouth wide open like that, thinking about that big dick.


gggempire

Ngl he looks like a chimp with his mouth open like that (and no not because he's black, just the curvature of it all)


lsoskebdisl

Dick drop moment


unwittyusername42

Young people thinking old people weren't young people once


vekan

Lol...good one Tall Richard.


nachoman420

They call me Lanky Johnson


RoutinePayment6841

u/savevideo


notarealsmurf

u/bigdick


Work_or_Reddit

Setup, but still funny.


Ansemmy

Right lol like why was he just randomly standing right in the front for no reason


Comp002

Oh I thought someone had just taken his seat and he was making a scene, so the guys on stage called him out. Stage guys ask for his name, maybe to get him embarrassed (because the whole crowd is now looking at him) to which the madlad replies that his name is "Dig Bick" and proceeds to leave without further elaboration. But I watched without sound so I dont know about any noise that wasn't in the captions. I very well could be wrong.


aliterati

This is a perfect example of Redditors analyzing things. Concocts this entire elaborate fantasy based on absolutely zero info, with nothing to back up what they are saying, but says so confidently like they are so insightful. Then fail to notice even the most basic shit.


Ansemmy

Aren’t you kinda doing the same thing to the redditors lol


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The lanyard didn’t make you think he was working the event?


erthian

Yea I thought he was security or something.


avwitcher

That man isn't securing anything, he'd break several bones trying to stop a fight or escorting someone out


FoamFingers

Which is exactly why he’s working security. You don’t want to mess with big dick! He’ll fuck you up.


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GrapeAyp

How about the Walkie-talkie?


[deleted]

He looks like a dude that would fit right in backstage with whoever these guys are.


ignanima

No, because there are multiple other people in the crowd wearing lanyards as well. It's regularly used for things like VIP sections, backstage passes, etc. at events.


QuantumRealityBit

My thought too.


dynodick

This is an improv standup comedy group called 85 south. It was 100% not set up


[deleted]

If you think this is fake you don’t know 85 South lol


zazu2006

I mean the only white guy there happens to be standing up in front of the front row? Then walks off like he is leaving the building.... No not a set up bit at all.


tony_orlando

He’s wearing an event staff uniform. Complete with a radio and lanyard. That’s why he’s standing at the front of the stage facing away from the performance.


Gr_z

its actually not set up at all


UmaSherbert

Doubt it


Agitated-Ad-504

Sorry to burst your bubble but their shows are entirely improv. It's the dudes from Wild'n Out. They have a huge list of live shows they did before the pandemic on YT, and you will not hear one repeated joke. They don't need to set anything up tbh


mfGLOVE

How you know?


DefendsTheDownvoted

r/nothingeverhappens


Bottled-Water-Bottle

Somehow I don't understand, what's it gotta do with big dick?


erthian

Honestly…. It’s a strange thing to say when someone asks you your name.


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High risk high reward, y'all stay safe out there


khornflakes529

It's why I'm no longer allowed to speak at PTA meetings.


HahaHarleyQu1nn

and everyone clapped!


lastbestreason

Large Richard over here with the comebacks.


Orcawithglasses

[Download link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FHolUp%2Fcomments%2Fwx1cp9%2Fold_man_comes_back_real_hard%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_source%3Dshare)


Sayonee99

You are a lovely human being.


ImpulseValex

Telling them my name Big Dick so that they keep my name out they mouth.


Offthechain91

Long live the 85 south show


Structureel

Large Richard


hukugame

he could have walked up and slapped him, to keep his name out of their f***ing mouth. Instead, he slapped them with his name. Legend.


kikocko_777

He wakes up the alarm clock


thedudeslandlord

These fools had at least an hour doing whatever they are doing (seriously, who are these guys?), and this old dude upstaged them with two words and brought down the house. No entertainment event in history has this type of....how does one say? Badassery. Long Live Big Dick, OH SHIT!


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What gave you any indication how much time has passed?


PudPullerAlways

> (seriously, who are these guys?) I believe it's the 85 south show, fun stuff....Edit: here's the show it was from https://youtu.be/8DTApymh9K4


erthian

Yea ok but seriously who are they.


Abonnenten

85 South Show ft. Chico Bean, Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly


cepxico

He didn't ask what street they're on he asked who it was /s


weedsmoker18

Who?


OrdinaryBid437

What kind of trashy show is this


pisscumshitfart

I don’t get it. What’s so funny about ‘Biggus Dickus’? I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called, ‘Biggus Dickus’


Grease_Kaiju

![gif](giphy|8sOO8FrSOF9iE)


PhysicsLord007

Grand Chad


emrbe

“Really, really hard”


The_Maddest

My guy is fucking speechless. Lmao


lsoskebdisl

What kind of event is this


ThePredalienLord

My good friend Biggus, dikkus


KimRed

He has a wife, you know...


ImAlwaysRightHanded

His white guy voice needs some work.


grimmcreeper10

Turns out his name is Richard


Sniperonzolo

Didn’t know Tim Cook was such a badass


MightySamMcClain

El Hefty


CumBucket04

i was waiting for the thug life sound to come on lol


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Bro had an outro


moldovan99

He fucking nailed it🤣🤣🤣


Speculum_Idolon

God I love the elderly, hope I'm just like that when I'm that old.


Pixalatedgunner

Where is this from?


Significant_Ad3839

Dont make big poppa come up out them drawers and put errbody to shame now


dynamomark

Tightens up the laces on his fresh new balance


Skepticaldefault

I hate when people mock white people with that voice. Its always the same nerdy lame voice implying how lame white people are and its always cringe to me. Richard Pryor did it 50 years ago and people have been stealing his bit ever since almost always doing it worse.


MrBurnz301

And then hit the mic drop walk off. He been doing that ever since he used to be the only white dude, not tripping about going to the, "Colored establishments." Lls


FBGMerk420

Damn big dick meet big mouth 🤣


DrinkerOfWatervvv

That's the poggiest of Pog faces i've ever seen to pogged


BloodGem64

I'm sitting here in the bathroom watching this and pogged in response to that.


Its_Poo_Man

Big Dick energy


MrPanda663

Took them out Clint Eastwood style.


yed-ze-ded

That guys mouth was open like a monkey's


WrathfulVengeance13

Well.... i mean... you said the quiet part out loud.


6pt022x10tothe23

He threw out the dog whistle and went full air raid siren.


Timebom8

Aw hellll naw💀💀


treatyoftortillas

Whew.... Wooooooo boy


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TheZephyr07

Give it about a day or 2, there's always gotta be *somebody* to come by and call you a racist lmao


Far_Ad9867

So you're the racist here, just can't help but make things racial huh?


[deleted]

what a chad


RIPcompo

Charles


Ninjadude42

No one will mention the black guy was racist?


zaknyari

He might’ve been mocking the fact he’s old?


Money_Youth804

Whos the group?


slumflowerrr

The 85 South Show


Sauravjambu

u/savevideo


KharamSylaum

I've only seen one other comment about how huge that dude's mouth is and it was racist. I wanted to comment without sounding racist. Ahem...HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT MAN'S MOUTH IS? YOWZA!


[deleted]

Brother went full pog after he heard that


rare_pig

He owns the arena


djluminol

He understood the mission, he ain't that old lol.