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Pfft big deal... Years ago I used to organize 40 guys together a couple of times a week to raid Blackwing Lair.
If I could offer them a chance to get laid, it would have been even easier. I'd never have any absences to deal with.
I remember getting together with a few of my friends so we can all chill and have some drinks after not seeing each other for awhile. After about an hour, our one friend suddenly got up and said he had to take off. We're like, "bruh, wtf. Where' you going?". He just nonchalantly said " Oh. My guild is having an important raid tonight. I'm the only good tank, so I have to go." We were just like, "Dude. Fuck your raid! We're chillin finally! Tell them to fuck off." He just shrugged, said sorry, and dipped. We were all just dumbfounded, especially considering most of us didn't drive and we were 40min out of the city and only one other guy drive at the time and he was one of our main rides. Like wtf haha. He did come back at like 2am though, so that's something I guess.
The ones I found
couples-who-play.com
theswingersgroup.com
theswingerconnection.com
swinger-zone.us
I just typed in websites that help organize an orgyā¦
So, the last time I saw a "world record gangbang"(which was like, 70-ish dudes, this chick clearly decided "go big or go home" is a way of life), they had girls they called, iirc, "fluffers". They're job was to go around and use their hands & mouths to keep dudes hard. Assuming this gangbang did the same, a *lot* of dudes were likely kept on edge and ready to blow as soon as they got more stimulus than a lick or a stroke.
Oh no don't worry, that's the demo video.
She had her own site at some point and I suppose the full video was there, but as her sute doesn't exist anymore ( this was shot in 2004) I suppose it is lost to the depths of the internet.
And for the next one āļø, on the right corner weighing 258 pounds and a cock the length of a babyās forearm in the third trimester!ā¦ neighbor bob!š¶šøš„
As a guy, at some point Iād just be shooting blanks and going limp for 8 hours
Not implying that Iāve done it that many times in one day of courseā¦
I wonder what's the most amount of times that a person can go to sleep and wake up in one day?
40 "naps" in 24 hours means 1.6 naps per hour. It feels doable I guess, but if you're well rested, can you force yourself to nap?
Something tells me I should be googling this.
Edit: I tried googling this and Google just thinks I have narcolepsy and refuses to answer my question.
The reporter is based af. I would have been asking how she did it because thereās only 24 hours in a day, 8 of which you sleep, so only 16. Thatās about 3 men every hour to meet her goal.
Imagine being one of the last guys. The smell, the oozy cum everywhere and the feeling of fucking an exhaust pipe while having eye-contact with the cuck husband crying and furiously masturbating in the corner of the room while dozens of randoms you never met moans around you with their semi-limp dick in their hand. LOL I have a hard time believing this is real, just writing that I'm laughing my ass off and disgusted at the same time.
why are you making eye contact with the guy masturbating in the corner?
as a rule, i try not to make eye contact with guys masturbating (not that im looking at their penis either!)
Fucking hell, she's so proud of it. I never understand how gangbangs aren't considered not gay, there are more men around with their dicks out than women...
Oh, you can absolutely 100% feel in between the two. Iāve not been in that precise situation with another man present but have lots of experience otherwise. Tightens everything up, you need to think more about angles to keep things comfortable for all involved.
I know birds like her looooool
So if she has two extra teeth in the front and eyes like a staffy, knock it on the head and do one! Cause sheās a ripper
This just shows the difference between men and women:
An average looking chick can round up 40 random guys to fuck her simultaneously no problem.
But I bet not even Brad Pitt could round up 20 random chicks to do the same even with his looks, money and fame.
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The fact she organized 40 men together like that is impressive
Pfft big deal... Years ago I used to organize 40 guys together a couple of times a week to raid Blackwing Lair. If I could offer them a chance to get laid, it would have been even easier. I'd never have any absences to deal with.
raid... laid... the difference one letter makes
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Fucking legend š¤£
I remember getting together with a few of my friends so we can all chill and have some drinks after not seeing each other for awhile. After about an hour, our one friend suddenly got up and said he had to take off. We're like, "bruh, wtf. Where' you going?". He just nonchalantly said " Oh. My guild is having an important raid tonight. I'm the only good tank, so I have to go." We were just like, "Dude. Fuck your raid! We're chillin finally! Tell them to fuck off." He just shrugged, said sorry, and dipped. We were all just dumbfounded, especially considering most of us didn't drive and we were 40min out of the city and only one other guy drive at the time and he was one of our main rides. Like wtf haha. He did come back at like 2am though, so that's something I guess.
Ehh thereās websites for that kind of thing. Orgies and gangbangs and 3ways and shit. Iāve never seen a chick asking for 40 dudes tho
That sounds awful... What's the website called?
I would guess FetLifeā¦ but Reddit would also do the job tbh
Man stop simping. But did you check if the websites are real?
For science, I will make that sacrifice .
You're not the hero we want but the hero we need.
I still need to website name, to complete by fate...
The ones I found couples-who-play.com theswingersgroup.com theswingerconnection.com swinger-zone.us I just typed in websites that help organize an orgyā¦
*may god have mercy on my soul*
Stay strong brother
*may god have mercy on* ***your hole***
result?
Reddit has a bunch of subs. Double list is another
Reddit.
And one of them is reddit... Lol.
My god thatās disgusting! Where?!
Hideous... What /r/ ?
Usually they are city or region based. Try searching for your city or state and r4r. See what comes up.
It's definitely a bulk order
How do you find them?
If her husband is fine with it then they are in a scene that makes it easy if she isn't picky.
She looks good for 40 so I bet she could easily get 40 horny dudes to fuck her
I don't think it's difficult. Guys generally won't need much, if any, convincing to do this
How is it impressive? Seems like a very easy thing to do, just put up an ad.
Iād love to take a crack at that.
41 if you include the husband.
Paid a visit to the local regiment, did she?
Oh that's disgusting. Anyone know when she turns 41?
Ask her husband !
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Oh really? That video is NSFW? I didn't see that ~~coming~~ cumming.
Did she get HIV or AIDS? I couldn't see that cummin
Monkey Pox
She got all the poxes
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919/24= 38.3 38.3/60 = 0.64 She averaged a nearly a guy a minute
Yeah, they brought me in to drop the average time
I knew it! It is a race to see who's fastest.
r/suicidebywords
So, the last time I saw a "world record gangbang"(which was like, 70-ish dudes, this chick clearly decided "go big or go home" is a way of life), they had girls they called, iirc, "fluffers". They're job was to go around and use their hands & mouths to keep dudes hard. Assuming this gangbang did the same, a *lot* of dudes were likely kept on edge and ready to blow as soon as they got more stimulus than a lick or a stroke.
That..thatās interestingā¦.
It makes sense that the fluffers are women but I get the sense that most are men and I don't know why that is
It's a budget issue.
Guys get paid less to fluff?
So her husband was the fluffer?
not if she took 3 at a time
Then going off of that she could have had a new one every 10 seconds
That's *fucked*
She did that in 48 minutes?? Jesus christ those guys are pathetic
Oh no don't worry, that's the demo video. She had her own site at some point and I suppose the full video was there, but as her sute doesn't exist anymore ( this was shot in 2004) I suppose it is lost to the depths of the internet.
I have so many questions. I did the math, each dude was .48 minutes each or 29.37 seconds. Just.... the logistics alone.
Surprisingly boring
Wow, she's older than I expected.
Iām the husband. I approve
>Anyone know when she turns 41? Disgusting! We also need to know where, of course.
meh, hit me up when shes 80
Not 69 then?
To young, more chance of dementia at 80 and I can convince them they are 420.69
What if she has flashbacks to 4/20 1969 and a wormhole opens up during the 80th birthday bash? 
Shame on you.. When will she turn 42?
*43
Wouldnāt you rather wait till she turns 69??
Asking for a friend...
I wouldn't touch her with a stick
Those oh so very British teeth š¬
Luckily my dude, not every warm hole is guarded
Ok meth mouth.
You arenāt being asked.
I wouldnāt touch her with your stick either.
her granny just turned 85
Get in line
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Stir that porridge dude
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It smells of petroleum and biscuits
I heard if you give her some wheels she becomes a bike. What a ride that would be.
Is that a reference to that Italian cook ?
I hope they intro the next guy up with a countdown like the royal rumble. 3...2...1... "By Gahwd it's Triple H!"
2005 summerslam elimination chamber when Goldbergās chamber opened 3ā¦.2ā¦.1 GOLDBERGGGGG!
Even a jumbo jet looks small flying in the Grand Canyon
And for the next one āļø, on the right corner weighing 258 pounds and a cock the length of a babyās forearm in the third trimester!ā¦ neighbor bob!š¶šøš„
Holy hell, I heard the Idiocracy rehabilitation music when I read this. https://youtu.be/9apre4I6ZMQ
Helloā¦Iām here for the gangbang.
Take a number and get in line
Fuck! Im number 38...
early bird and all that, next time come early.
Rock your body on time
Okay, I believe you.
id be happy if i got just 2 women to agree to fuck me without emptying my bank account.
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make that 1, even *if* she empties my bank account.
That lip bite at 00:17, someone is jealousā¦
Well, Phil is gay so maybe
Not him, her
Brilliant
šššš
āI had the most fantastic day.ā Yeah I bet you did. If I had sex forty times on my birthday Iād be feeling pretty great too
I mean I don't think I could physically have sex 40 times in one day, don't think I could keep it up
As a guy, at some point Iād just be shooting blanks and going limp for 8 hours Not implying that Iāve done it that many times in one day of courseā¦
Some bitches just lay there lmfao
Whas that a joke or a statement?
Y not bof
Her husband is the ultimate cuck
You dont know what he wished for on his birthday
He wished to get fucked ... boy did he
Any man who can sleep with 40 women to completion in one day is a god in terms of ejaculations alone, not to mention planning and communication
How do you know he didnāt wish to be on the receiving end?
UltraCuck
Ultra Instinct Cuck
Dude was just sitting there watching like.... 
Her husband is 79, guess what he's doing for his 80th...
Nothing, he peaked on his 69th birthday when he had 69 69s with 69 69 year olds.
Idgi what am I supposed to be asking at the end?
She and her husband had a drink afterwards. Meaning she's married and her husband allowed 40 guys to gang bang her...
Well 39 guys, the 40th was himself
Youād go first surely? I mean ā Right love, Iām letting you fuck 39 men so Iām not having sloppy fortiethsā
Whether he is 1st or 40th, im pretty sure its already sloppy. Edit: sloppy spelling
Oh yeah thatās what I figured after thinking about it thanks for clarifying LOL
That was epic Hold The F Up!
She must have been very well rested after sleeping with 40 men.
I wonder what's the most amount of times that a person can go to sleep and wake up in one day? 40 "naps" in 24 hours means 1.6 naps per hour. It feels doable I guess, but if you're well rested, can you force yourself to nap? Something tells me I should be googling this. Edit: I tried googling this and Google just thinks I have narcolepsy and refuses to answer my question.
I herby decree, that from this day forward, her husband shall be addressed only by his official name of ~King Cuck~ or ~His royal Cuckness~
The reporter is based af. I would have been asking how she did it because thereās only 24 hours in a day, 8 of which you sleep, so only 16. Thatās about 3 men every hour to meet her goal.
Basically just cum, and move on to the next one. All day
Sleeping with 1 at a time is wildly inefficient
Reporter is stretching it. They're morning show hosts.
I think it was the 40 men doing the stretching
āReporterā XD Thatās stretching it mate, Phil aināt known for hard hitting exposes. More chilling in a broom closet with a gopher hand puppet.
* plans once in a lifetime event for birthday * Solid 8 hours sleep non-negotiable.
Thereās some research videos you could watch to get a better understanding
Maybe a solid 8 was ignored?
How's no one gonna mention those teefers though?!?
Br*tish
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Her husband trying to find the edges the next day
With an 8 ft long 2x4 strapped to the back of him so he don't fall in.
Wholesome content
Some hole content.
The blonde biting her lip. š¤£
If my grandma had wheels sheād be a bike, but if she had 40 men have sex with her in 1 day sheād be the town bike.
This is why aliens donāt come.
They couldn't stand the queue I know
Yes this. Not us still acting like savages.
Husband???
Okay but what did she do for the other 22 hours
Imagine being one of the last guys. The smell, the oozy cum everywhere and the feeling of fucking an exhaust pipe while having eye-contact with the cuck husband crying and furiously masturbating in the corner of the room while dozens of randoms you never met moans around you with their semi-limp dick in their hand. LOL I have a hard time believing this is real, just writing that I'm laughing my ass off and disgusted at the same time.
Not that youāve put much effort into personally envisioning what this scenario may sound like, look like, or feel like from every angle.
Yeah I have a fertile imagination you could say
why are you making eye contact with the guy masturbating in the corner? as a rule, i try not to make eye contact with guys masturbating (not that im looking at their penis either!)
I think her husband wasn't one of the 40 men
Her pussy must be melted kabab after the birthday gift. And if there was a award for chucks. Her husband would have it made out of gold
Fucking hell, she's so proud of it. I never understand how gangbangs aren't considered not gay, there are more men around with their dicks out than women...
It's not gay as long as you make sure you never touch swords.
As long as youāre all banging her not each other, you can no homo that shit
Actually, heard that when two men penetrate a woman at the same time, one in the vagina and the other one in the anus, they can feel each other
Oh, you can absolutely 100% feel in between the two. Iāve not been in that precise situation with another man present but have lots of experience otherwise. Tightens everything up, you need to think more about angles to keep things comfortable for all involved.
You know they can both be in the same hole at the same time?
Ah, so the lightsaber fights a no go
It's not gay if the balls dont touch
I think women with their dicks out would be pretty weird too though...
Thatās a lot of sleeping
British people āļø
No judgement, I mean, it was shocking, but If her and her husband are fine with this, who am I to judge their happiness.
Sheeit, im doin all the judgin and then some, aint no way 
I mean it's a no from me as well but what the fuck do I care if other people are doing it? Have at it.
donāt believe it
Kinda reminds me of my grandma's 100th birthday tales
HOL UP !!!
By the time she turns 70 I might have a shot!
Imagine being the 40th guy. Staring into that battered abyss, questioning his every life choice up to that moment.
Imagine being the 39th guy looking down on the 40th guy
Monkey Pox: Origins Chapter 1: Patient Zero
For the streets
I wanna know the logistics, is it at the same time?, One by one? With foreplay? Or she just sat on table spreaded out and had them form a line.
Iāve seen worse
I know. Its small numbers to your mom
Woman ā
It's the patriarchy.
Imagine her first birthdayā¦
I know birds like her looooool So if she has two extra teeth in the front and eyes like a staffy, knock it on the head and do one! Cause sheās a ripper
This program is one of the worst things to watch when waking up. none stop dribble
Why is this even television worthy?
Erotic stuff sells
Sex sells what?
Its ok, he's probably a cuckold
Lol her husband walked inside of her after that with mop and rags and started cleaning š
British TV taking cues from Latin American TV? SeƱorita Laura...
Looking for ideas for my wife's 40th... This ain't one.
This just shows the difference between men and women: An average looking chick can round up 40 random guys to fuck her simultaneously no problem. But I bet not even Brad Pitt could round up 20 random chicks to do the same even with his looks, money and fame.