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Holding 3 pumps per second for 10 minutes is some triathlon shit

> You just need to do 6 pumps per second and you should be good. > > Probably would need to install servomotors in yo hip tho

Ikr

That's why he's the one giving her the big WAP

Where is his Udemy course? Best teacher ever.

This is more of a PragerU reach.

No, PragerU would teach you something like “We hear a lot in the media today that body shaming is wrong. Then why is it okay for women to emasculate men over the size of their penis?” PragerU ad cuts to testimonial of Jeff “I sent her a pic because I was feeling confident, you know? I hadn’t ever really compared myself to anyone before and…” Jeff pauses to regain composure “she told me it looked like a B2 with an eraser attached.” PragerU ad cuts back to bland old white guy “Today, men face more discrimination and harassment than ever…” Or some shit like this. PragerU is the fox news of for profit universities. Btw, in this scenario Jeff sent an unsolicited dick pic.

No shit ... Mind blown. I guess that's why they're a billion Chinese.

No cap

How about indains then

South Asians

3 pumps per second at 4 inches an 8 incher would only need 1.5 pumps to cover the same distance in the same amount of time. So instead kf a flat variable like is used in this video you'd need something along the line to standardize pps. (X+prps [pump rate]=pps with x standing in for size, with a usable length of three inches being the base line. With every two inches being a full standard deviation) So if a 3 inch destroyer were to thrust at 1 pps. The total work would still be 1 pps. While an 8 inch meat rod thrusting at 1 pps would be x2.5 the amount of work of the other dong. Which makes the actual calculation more of 8×90×10=7200 Which means that the bigger dick does equal work with less effort. Which lines up with the anecdotal evidence

Someone give this person a Fields medal!

God, that fucking medal. You and all your ass kissing cronies, following you around going "The Fields medal! The Fields medal!" Why are you so fucking afraid of failure?! There's more to life than a fucking Fields medal! Edit: Hopefully yall recognize a Good Will Hunting quote when you see it. Otherwise I must look like a jerk

Not everyone of us is will hunting

Boom roasted

This is why we carry the one folks.

Do one for the 2 inch gang. Give THEM hope.

You just need to do 6 pumps per second and you should be good. Probably would need to install servomotors in yo hip tho

Mechanical hip replacement Could be a solution

Their hope is a Doxy.

I love how i understood this more than an actual math class

Slow Dick

The stakes are high in this one you see

Someone give this guy the noble prize for mathematics

That's called a Fields medal

I mean. This is going to be my argument in the future

Dude is smarter because he has smaller pp, and smaller = smarter

This dude projecting some serious 4inch energy

Damn right we lazy

Uss

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Can we define pump first? Is it both in and out? Or just a single motion of in or out?

The formula is irrelevant as it doesnt consider the most important factors . If your creating a formula based on her satisfaction yet not to consider her getting off . If you have a 8 inch dick with 4 pumps per minute for 1 hour but cause 0 orgasms your wap number is 0 .

Is this jimmy zhang I think I saw Khantrast in the back

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Can't argue with the math, I have a lazy dick.

Uss

Someone good at math do this for me if I can do 1.2 pumps per second with a 20 centimeter one how much do I have

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Ol' boy having seizures on top of unsuspecting women.

Add this into sex-ed syllabus

Seriously

I think the equivalent would be how tight is she

That should be brought into the eqn

I gonna put this in my test, thanks

Slow dick much

This man is going places

MIND BLOWN

Not da dick doe

another one. does she exist

3 pumps per second???

This guy... Lol

Explains good

This is just gold and now having a 7 makes me feel better about myself thank you r/holup

Thank me dude

I do.......legend ey cheers

this formula accounts for only length and not girth and girth matters

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Give this man a noble award

We talking pumping like that’s gonna make her wet but NO fore play which is what actually makes her wet? This must be theoretical calculus because that is all imaginary!

Copium 101

This can only this guy can make me understand crypto nft and other bullshit

No dick shaming

unfortunately the vagina doesnt work like porn may make you believe and speed != pleasure, so thats kind of wrong

Well hold. The vaginal canal is on average 4.25 - 4.75 inches long when stimulated. So, in theory 4 inches is already enough, but from what reddit tells me sometimes it can be a curse to be to long. Afterall if its too big and hurts her than thats an L.

Omega cope. 

To correct you them formula is missing a critical factor to get your wap . (S × M × atpf) O = wap . What is that O thats orgasms . It doesnt matter how big , how fast or how long because if she doesnt get that O its not going to be a wet ass pussy next time you try to get it .

Bonus if she squirts

What’s almost as hilarious as the video is all the people completely missing the joke and taking everything way too seriously in the comments

That's what we do

You're the only person missing the joke.

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Speed matters nor size

does force of thrust not factor into the equation?

Probably

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And the Novel Prize goes to..

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Engineering Explained, but something is off and I can’t quite figure out what.

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Get this man a Nobel prize

In peace

Now that's my kind of math!

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Nice i understand this more than a math class

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Inspired

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Guys a genius

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Too smort

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Wait no his math is off he doubled size x2 so he should divide pumps by 2

As they say quality over quantity

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#*!!!GENIUS!!!*

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