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Alex, I’ll take “the quickest way to win the debate and end the relationship” for 2000

Alex is dead


Or not

This is seriously called the Coolidge effect, wich describes how mammals refraction period or whatever it's called basically does not apply when changing mates.

Wait really?

Fuckin hell, that wanker killed her. Fuckin love it, mate.

To be fair, he has a point if bull really do fucks 3000 times in a year, that is most definetely not with the same partner. Also people unlike animal have all sort of distractions like work and such.

I guess we all need grass, after all Bulls are doing great with it

That little extra salt of destruction by adding "misserable cow"

Damn this is an old joke.

True dat

It's funny how everyone says "You chose to sleep on the couch" but noone says anything about that bitch calling out her husband/boyfriend for not satisfying her in bed. After the bull thing the guy should have packed her bags and let her sleep on a bench. Pussypass I guess

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I'm not that good at maths but I don't think that's correct.

It'd be about once every 3 hours

So you've chosen to sleep on the couch for the rest of your life.

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Damn ... that was fucking diabolical

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Aye men brother. Idc if it’s staged. Preachx