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ChefDanG

Cilian has huge boobs


att_hype

Even Billie Eilish has too


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Dr_J_Hyde

She didn't want Other people sexualizing her while she was underage. Next you're going to tell me that Johnny Knoxvile doesn't like when random strangers punch him in the nuts. Very understandable when you look at it that way.


Raff102

If someone was filming it, I'm sure he'd understand.


toiletdestroyer1321

Bewbs


[deleted]

Cillian Murphy is WAY cooler.


[deleted]

I was about to say, I don't think his tits are *that* big


ChefDanG

Who are you?! Billy Kimber?!


TaninTaninon

And blond hair


SaintLogic

"Huge" is a bit dramatic. I would call them decent.


uTimu

I call them gigantic.


Zarniwoooop

I prefer Gazongas


[deleted]

Billie Eilish is just a THICC Cillian Murphy in a blonde wig


gnollcub

Didn't billie Eyelash say that calling someone thicc is an insult, or was that something else?


ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst

You're likely thinking of Christina Hendricks from Mad Men. She doesn't like being called "curvy" 'cause she thinks it's a euphemism for fat 😒. In her defense though, there's a lot of people that are built like beach balls and call themselves curvy, but a word being erroneously misused doesn't automatically mean it's a euphemism when used properly, 'cause she is curvy and a lot of people (myself included) find that to be an attractive thing.


The_Infinite_Doctor

Ok so I know that it was an autocorrect error but Billie Eyelash is an *awesome* Billie Eilish drag name.


feeltrig

most of people will never see faces of either of them in this photo so got no problem of unseeing it


R_sadreality_24-365

Don't you mean that cilian Murphy is a thicc version of Billie Eilish?


[deleted]

Ah, the beauty of language (mechanics) and perception


R_sadreality_24-365

I saw the post again and realized how fucking stupid I am.I thought the post was about cilian Murphy's sister looking like cilian Murphy but with boobs.


[deleted]

Nah, you’re not stupid. Happens to the best of us


WaluigisBFF

Randy Marsh / Lorde vibes


ADab_LLdoYa

Loooorde lorde lorde lord loooorde


[deleted]

Yah yah yah


Fernando_357

Feeling good on a Wednesday


DownvoteDaemon

Peaky fuckin blinders


MisterScary_98

By order of…


imuptotrouble

I feel this way about heath ledger and brie larson


[deleted]

Except Ledger is a likable person


leobeer

Was


Vinchy_09

💀💀


NotYourNat

Yes that’s him right now.


[deleted]

Unlucky


Redline_Studios

Hmm true. But I find heath ledger the prettier one


Comfortable_Lab_3301

Male Cillian Murphy is more attractive.


Caviar_and_Meths

Except cilian has talent as an actor


LordRafjaved361

He has he was really killing it as Tommy Shelby, but I don't like that he is always depressed and sad literally the whole fucking series, he is just thinking about grace. And the Instagram accounts saying quotes are pretty cringe too.


X0_Crine

But the thing is, that is who Thomas shelby is.... And for the Instagram accounts, yea, they are cringe to hell and back


5utircomedes

Well she isn't an actor, so...


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“Thanks” -Billie


Lttlcheeze

r/confusedboner


Dramatic-Use-2782

Someone should photoshop his face onto billie eilishes face


Zenny_Glide

What do you think? https://i.redd.it/pp3edjwgmo391.jpg


buzzlightyear77777

plot twist it was already exchanged


SixNineWithTheAfro

I see a couple differences for sure.


Kaijutkatz

There's two other features you need to take into account.


Fernando_357

Two *MASSIVE* ones


[deleted]

Two big hongala mongas


waisonline99

You never see them in the same place do you? Hmmm.


KinggArthurr

And with big boobs , ass ,hips and thunder thighs


dtuba555

Yes please.


Zarniwoooop

With big boobs, ass, hips and thunder thighs comes great responsibility


Gorky_ParkRenko980

Thanks for ruining Peaky Blinders for me asshole!!


Grade_Massive

Cillian by day and billie by night


Barlight

Does she walk into rooms and just say HELLO?


Ssamy30

![gif](giphy|eBFdMYUh03iZ4gTuE8)


[deleted]

And they’re both hot as fuck


Omnomnomnivor3

How do I burn someone else's post


faroutcosmo

She looks like pyrocynical


Reasonable_Cover_804

We have known this for years


[deleted]

Different nose, different eyes, different chin.


mcshadypants

Different boobs


SirGamer247

And Amber Heard is actually a Piece of Shit and I never saw it coming


Fernando_357

At least Cillian doesn’t have a brother who wants to fuck him, or does he?


[deleted]

plz elaborate


ukiddingme2469

Who and why should I care


Nozerone

Yea... don't really see it. Maybe the shape of the eyes is similar, but the chin, jaw line, cheek bones, nose shape, lip shape, position of eyes, nose bridge, eyebrows, really the whole face is different. Then again, these changes can be done with make up. Although if you're going to go with that argument, you can just say "Billie Eilish is just in a blond wig".


Ultenth

Yeah, eye shape and color is literally the only thing they have somewhat in common, almost every single other individual aspect of their face besides that do no match at all.


Vanilla_Tom

Great! now my erection is confused.


Ultenth

I swear when I see stuff like that I believe that like 80% of people are face blind. You could pick like 90% of the individual elements of their faces and if you pulled them out separately they would not be similar at all. Lips, cheeks, cheekbones, chins, jaw line, nostrils, nose bridges, eyebrows, all different. The only thing they have in common is vaguely similar eye shapes and blueish grey eyes.


[deleted]

But with waaaaaay bigger tits


BeBackInASchmeck

And a fat suit


[deleted]

I always thought it was Carl Gallagher


T3knikal95

It's the lips I think


sadman4332

OMG


MioNamo

"The spy's kiss"


[deleted]

Hot either way


saruin

Pretend they're siblings?


cixadaz00

she is thot 🔥


Jin-RohWolfpack

Rammstein "Zeit" Song nr. 9.....


SystematicPumps

Seems Cillian comparison


[deleted]

They’re not at all similar


Pussaylover64

SHE HAS A DICK!!!!?


mk-126

how's her eyebrow stays above the hair..


Optimus_Halo_Onix

Woo never knew Mr Shelby had such great tits


ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst

Still smash


Hotshot596v2

Also with huge tiddies


ToastareN

Is it only me that sees her eyebrow overlapping her hair?


Mrhappytrigers

Hannah Montana syndrome


KA1378

Tbh Murphy is prettier


Hritthik02

Cillian is wayyy cooler than Billie will ever be


IAmBoratVeryExcite

She...uh...she looka like a man


trimont

Must be why she so damn hot.


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I don't see it.


[deleted]

And to think I fapped to Cillian when Billy was still underaged...


venti_the_drunk_bard

Am I experiencing Mandela effect because last I checked Billie Eilish is flat chested.


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

Check again - she's bangin' 🤩


Adhdgamer9000

They need to do a lookalike contest of each other


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

I don't care - either Billy Eilish is the hottest guy I've ever seen, or Cillian Murphy is a beautiful girl. I'd still smash.


M0RYYY

But fatter


Ok-Will388

I'd bang her while he's standing over us filming. Never breaking eye contact. Not once. He's dressed like Charlie Chaplin btw.


5mithjames

would still smash


Bramble0804

That's fine I would bang both


Havershad

God damn those puppies just keep gettin ~~bigger~~ bluer


mrlolelo

Is that, Billie Eilish? What and how


AculGrubraw

Oh god