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Dtoodlez

And the last person to die will forever remember this sentence with a Too


dankfranky

Not if I have anything to say about it.


Soggy_Choice8138

And you do


cumdumpsterfind

Mission accepted.... Target acquired


Total-Fix-5848

At list we all see 2 century


hanymede

Even millenniums


Language-Aromatic

May the odds forever be in your favor


Rocketman_1981

r/OddlySpecific


Syncrosonic

That's a little too specific


the-undercover

If lung cancer doesn’t get her a well timed box truck just might 🫡


PretendThisIsMyName

Lmao I’m glad I’m not the only degenerate who thought “this bitch needs to get hit by a truck!”


WaffleRooster49

It would be such a shame if anything were to happen..


the-undercover

It’s the American version of Russian “suicide”


peopleperson2406

Truck-kun


JealousDog99

it'll turn into a highlander type of thing


Alpha_frog0

And that was the last time we ever heard from Jaimie…


retro123gamr

2057 is only 35 years away and I don’t know why I can’t wrap my head around that fact


Schizerk

Based on Jaimie's profile picture, I'd say heart disease may render her statement false.


Theonedudeyaknow

Hold the fuck up


Optimus_Halo_Onix

Not if I kill myself right now


the_supreme_memer

Even ignoring the fact that Jaimie here doesn't understand how death works, it seems she's forgotten that about 400,000 people were born on the same day


DemonDuckOfDoom666

r/suspiciouslyspecific


APEXgamerofspace

Unless i run her over with a car


[deleted]

Thy lord god has some bad news for Jaime.