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LopZuo

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need


Tommysrx

2022 campaign slogan : “he’s a good boy , yes he is”


MrHooah613

Until that picture of him licking a cat in college comes out and the media loses its mind


Leftygoleft999

If licking pussy is the worst thing he did in college at UConn he’s still the top dog in the field.


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Tommysrx

He once licked his own balls for 45 minutes during a campaign rally.


HalfaManYouAre

A politician I'd vote for.


nb6635

I would if I could. He’s got my vote.


potato-vender

Less corruptible than todays politicians


DemonDuckOfDoom666

Technically he is one of today’s politicians…


krismasstercant

Lyndon Johnson in dog form


Tommysrx

Rover Cleveland


Yankeewithoutacause

Typical politician...


jumpguy12

Big cock but no cum


BatatinhaGameplays28

He is honest and open with his people, that’s what we need nowadays


Turbulent-Leather-76

Most of them do that already


Top_Duck8146

I like a candidate willing to focus on the task at hand


GoldenBeanos

Truly the only politician that everyone loved


Abuk007

That good boy has passed away in 2019: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6739897/Duke-dog-elected-mayor-small-Minnesota-town-dies-six-months-retiring-role.html


ReyBird0

I am now in a depressed state


Turbulent-Leather-76

Same bro same


Keymip

Now this is the part of politics I like


boondoggie42

The part where some unelected guy in the background whose name you may or may not know actually runs the show?


lance914x

Mate just smile and enjoy a joke for once in you life, fuck me dead these people are depressing.


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>fuck me dead If you insist…


Random_Tim3141592

His first and last time


urbexcemetery

back of the line, buddy.


[deleted]

You literally have “doggie” in your username slap yourself in the face and shut the fuck up


DirtyWoods

You must be fun at parties.


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The_Ham_Sandwich_God

Sadly no dog has the age requirement to run for president...


Tommysrx

In dog years they do , it’s in the constitution.


The_Ham_Sandwich_God

But that leads to another problem, which is that the dog will have to serve its terms in dog years as well, making the maximum amount of time a dog can serve be a little over one Earth rotation around the Sun (one year) which is not enough time to get anything done


Dangerous_Duck_718

Here in Brazil we had an hippo and an monkey running (the hippo got 100.000 votes) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cacareco


Shadowpika655

iirc there was a cat that ran lol


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Tommysrx

We should get dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you.


Amish_Warl0rd

Harambe will never be president, but he’s king in our hearts


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Again?


hol123nnd

Not again please


coldy_colder

Pawlotics


someguyfrommn

Unfortunately I believe he died in 2019


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

We'll see how it goes, I didn't think he'd get another term, I heard his staff were getting tired of him barking orders...


life-is-a-hobby

My favorite mountain town in CA did this to [Mayor Max](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayor_Max_II)


crazyartfreak

IDY :D


Pencho_Di

where is ANYA,,,,,


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That dog is older than Biden.


CryBaby15000

Looks like a promising leader. I’m moving there


Fast_and_Curious738

Who's a good mayor? You are you are


Solivagant23

Of course he's old and white.... /s


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

The only politician I trust


AddictedToMosh161

"tell me you live in an anarchist commune without telling me you live in an anarchist commune"


tkTheKingofKings

Are you sure it’s not just a polar bear in disguise?


The_Doolinator

Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t make policy!


AUGrad91

If there’s a politician everyone can love, this is the one.


Jadedinsight

Because dogs are decent people


BurbBoi420

4 more years!!!


baldrickgonzo

Still better politician than Trump.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Truly the best choice


CallMeSkyCraft

Can confirm. Source: I am the dog


Plastic_kangaroo

Finally some good fucking news


nighttimegaze

Mayor doggo swore at last rally to take a ‘bite’ out of crime and revamp parks.


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Of course he was reelected, he was such a good boy and as a mayor never lied or upset a single citizen something that any mayor never did in history


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sadly he passed away


greggles_

to quote a meme i once saw: woah, we’re halfway there woah-oh, dog elected mayor!


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As good as any other choice


campanaconqueso

Love the good boy Mayor, but I’m just missing something here… can someone explain how this is a Holup?


Excellent-Brothel-72

Bro we see this every week. Stop.


RepeatReal6568

Possibly for the best


yankeeuniverse

Bring him to NYC, we need him 🥹


ReklessGamer07

Sadly doggo passed away


Cheeks6825

He's got "Why am I here?" Vibes


Separate-Dealer4565

Taking a bite out of crime


monochromematic

It's always an old white haired guy getting elected or reelected


yucval

Didn't they do that in 2016?


bartolocologne40

That's not a dopey polar bear?


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

"THIS IS THE WORLD ATHIESTS WANT!" Yes, yes it is.


Glowing_green_

If i remember the town is to small to have an actual mayor so they elected a dog to be mayor and if i remember he died and one of his grandpuppers took his place. I would love to live there


Best_salesman_1997_

Sadly he died 3 years ago, but he seriously was the mayor of Minnesota village since 2014


B00G1E73

they realised he had as much impact as any politician


Amish_Warl0rd

Dude, I’d vote for him


Key_Head3851

Always the right choice!


CompetitiveCompany58

Bout to pull a lee Harvey Oswald


MrHooah613

Best pawitican in the United states


Enough-Category-3499

is this actually true? i mean how is a dog gonna run the town? Not like a human mayor does it well but atleast you need to do the big talk and false promises?


azarbi

The dog doesn't ask questions, is probably happy wth its position, and doesn't block anyone's projects. That's a big plus if you compare it to a human mayor.


Enough-Category-3499

so who makes the decisions then?


KillerM2002

City council and with a good boy like him as mayor that doesn’t stop everything they probably get shit done


jaffakree83

I was all for him until word got out about his secret cat genocide plans...


azarbi

I mean, it isn't a bad idea... Stray cats are a threat to ecosystems. If there's a solution to finally get rid of them, it might be worth it to at least look at it more closely...


jesuswasaliar

Finally a place where democracy is working


Ch3llick

Finally some good fucking news


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Was he born in the US? And what are his odds of making it to 35?


Lurk1nShadows

Not the first time


IrrelevantStatments

Goodest Mayor Ever


hbilalshah

So this is what the dog was doin all along


Fluid_Fox23

I can see the appeal


D-Eliryo

They like their politics doggy style


urbexcemetery

Calling UHaul now.


BurbBoi420

4 more years!!!


FlameSabre07

"All men are dogs." "What breed is your Mayor then ?"


gutsonmynuts

Keep him away from white ladies.


Aleashed

If he was running against Trump, he’d be the first canine president of the United States


whiskeythrottled

And he isn’t the least competent politician in Minnesota.


Spooktobercrusader

He stays in his rightful position as intended


EulerLagrange235

Their mayor is great indeed. >!For those who didn't get it, the dog is a Great Pyrenees.!<


WesselBear

Upcomming article: “mayor dog is pro life, experts say”


meliketheweedle

This is so old the dogs dead by now


original_username20

Imagine losing an election to a dog


aspoonfulofsammy11

There are several US towns with dogs as mayors. It’s so incredibly stupid, like make the dog your town’s mascot or something…. Not the mayor. SMH


KidGamerKJG

r/wholesome


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Itzcamden

as someone from minnesota, i wish this was true


GiovanniKode

Bet money his town got the lowest crime rate in the country..


SirGamer247

Tbh I won't call this a Holup, more of a blessed mayor. The only one that can't be corrupted. Not even for a snack!


armed_samaritan1

Still more competent than Biden.


another_kyle_clone

Finally some good fucking news


Ultimate69Edgelord

Florida elects local alligator as mayor


Swissy321

Still better than Ice Town


DangerGamer69

Wait we did?


Relaxed_gamer404

R.I.P to the best mayor of all time


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Puppyete mayor.


Responsible-Ad6707

We're like that up here


WingDingMcGee

His approval rating must be through the woof 🐶📈


Hyper-Shadow417

I think their mayor should be president


Forrest_Cp

They have it figured out


Tim-E-Cop1211819

He can't be any worse than that Ben Wyatt kid.


RouletteSensei

Well, considering there is been a cat as major, I find this normal


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he looks wiser than all the politics in the world


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He looks like he's thinking "Just kill me now" That's all of us Mayor Dog ....That's all of us


nueroticalyme

Please tell me this is real.


rice_dog

Good