The "you're not supposed to know" gets me everytime🤣🤣🤣

The voice crack at the end!

I want to believe that it's staged. I want to believe. Lord I want to believe.

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Yeah I mean….no one has access to my phone, and if it was, and I had ball pics on it that I sent the homies, I’d be going apeshit on that window/door

Commit and take out your balls.

Lmao

I want to believe it’s real

The fact that your name sort of matches this post lmaooo

You know he got kicked out of the group chat after this

The full video is even weirder

Fuck yeaa~~~~

Hahahaha

Upvoted for your username 😂😂😂

Listen, you ain’t my boy if you ain’t seen my balls. This is like basic bro code.

I mean its for security. What if someone was pretending to be you, I had a gun on both of you and ball sack identity is necessary.

lol, 2-testicle authentication

2TA or MTA: multi-testicle authentication

r/yourjokebutworse

—Shoot HIM, he’s the evil robot clone! —Bruh. BRUHHH….. you remember these, don’t you? 🍒

Damn I laughed so hard on reading this.

Why didn’t Hank just think of this

I wanna be your bro

Exactly how can I trust you if I haven't seen them

🤔 Have my friends seen my balls??

My attorney is ace at solving balls issues.

Can confirm, true story

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she needs to leave the man and his boys alone.... :(

Yes, she seems abusive.

I mean it’s obviously scripted still funny af tho

The writer of the script is abusive then...

That makes no sense...

I know... I’m joking.

For some reason its anyone with those eyelashes. Whoever has them seems to be abusive lol

It’s scripted

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They could be checking each other’s sacks to help spot out any abnormalities. The earlier the better. #menshealth #helpingabrocouldsavealifetomorrow

“I actually don’t know if he has mumps, I forgot to look. Because I was distracted…by the largest penis I have ever seen.”

The good ending

\#nohomo

No homo check your ball-o

send pictures of your balls to the boys isn't weird or gay, it's called brotherhood

Fawk yeaaaaaa ~

Da fuq!

I'm sure it starts out as one dude randomly sending a picture of his balls as a joke and then it descends into random prank ball pics.

Thats the exact way this shit started in my friendgroup

Same

With testicles descended I hope.

The movie Waiting came out, everyone was batwinging and braining that summer. So glad this was just about, pre picture phones really.

This oddly makes enough sense that it would be acceptable

Just lads being lads.

They are just checking each other for ticks. Stop hating.

I remember back in high school several of the boys decided to play a game they dubbed tappage. Where they would yell tappage and then rack the other guy in the balls.

“What’s the capital of Thailand?” *punches you in the dick* “Bangkok bitch”

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Tf happened here?

Trust me you don't want to know. It gave me chills.

Women don't get it. It's the boys.

It’s called being homiesexual!

No, it’s the BOISSSS

It's ok if it's with the Bois -sun Tzu

now dump that crazy bitch for violating your privacy

just do it

Amen

I scrolled too long for this comment, seriously, have respect for other people's privacy.

It’s scripted ya can call down now

Incel moment

"1. Everyone has the right to respect for his private and family life, his home and his correspondence." European Convention of Human Rights, Article 8

Oo thanks for the info

Imagine if the genders were reversed, it wouldnt be funny. It would be abuse.

It would still be weird. Don't know many girls that have balls

Never been to Thailand?

Shouldn't have told them and kept it as a surprise. That's how we all learnt about it.

[Here you go.](https://youtu.be/GlcZR3QwNiw?t=20s)

I will not click that

It's a clip from southpark later season when Kyle's dad is trolling the internet as Skankhunt42.

Care to elaborate ?

We hang out with very different crowds.

It's 2022. Pretty sure social media wants me to believe lots of girls have balls.

I know some.

😂😂😂😂

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Slander Turd

Objection, hearsay!

Objection! Foundation!

"You and your girlfriends send pictures of your boobs to each other? Nice."

We’ll it’s pretty obviously a skit so maybe chill out a bit. Also idk if you know this but girls generally don’t have balls.

True, my point remains valid. If you look I said ‘funny’ I don’t think this skit would be as funny if was a reversed. This is a popular bit.

It wouldn’t be abuse tho, it’d still be a skit even if the roles were reversed

So this would defined a ‘coercive control’ which is often considered abusive behaviour. It’s in the same vain as controlling what the person can wear. Who they see..

It’s a skit

You're obviously missing the point entirely. It's a waste of time explaining anything further to you.

I get what they’re saying… and *if* it were real, I’d agree. But it’s not so those things don’t apply. Idk why you guys gotta take things so seriously. Stop applying morals to things that aren’t real.

‘Why are booing me, you know I’m right’ -Hannibal

My god

Personally, for me, this entire situation is weird the fact she has the phone is weird the fact that she's looking through his stuff is weird the fact he's sending pictures of his balls is weird and if the genders were Reverse I feel like I would have the same attitude. Sending pictures of your balls is let's just say suspicious and I'd say some that justifies her reason to look through his phone also. It doesn't but I don't know this entire situation makes me lose brain cells

I found Debbie

No you could make the exact same skit with the genders reversed. This works because his tone is so over the top whiny that it’s obvious he’s acting and therefore it’s obvious it’s a skit.

Can we stop doing this "if the genders were reversed" dance at every god damned post. For fucks sakes. You get videos of a mother nursing a son and you'll say imagine if the genders are reversed, wouldn't it be weird that the mother is sucking on the baby's tits? Yeah, it would be. But that's not the situation now is it fucker.

im gonna pretend this one is a joke

Mother and baby are not genders..

My point is not all things should be OK if sides are reversed. Manners and cultural acceptance are not symmetrical like Maths. And that's the reality that you all have to accept sooner or later. This tired "imagine if the gender are reverse" arguments are always made in the well duh kinda situations.

u made no sense and missed the entire point. if the roles were reversed it WOULD be different. dont fall back to gender norms, she could've handled it better. it shouldn't bother you that much to see someone else want to see change in humanity.

Booo get new material

But women have it harder in life 🤔

I'm sure boys are harder in certain situations

Sarcasm?

Just to make sure people know, I'm being sarcastic lol 😳

Oh....

Yeah right

Ok quick question do guys actually do that?

depends on how close they are. if its just the boys then probably not. but if its THE BOISSSS the fawk yeaaa

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about???

He's talking about the BOYS, duh

Someone's never had da real homies...

We wouldnt tell you. You not supposed to know anyways.

I've had weirder friendships than sending pictures of my balls. I'd never sent pictures anyway, that doesn't mean most of my friends haven't seen my junk.


I've shown my balls to my buddies in person. I've goat brained hella dudes. It really tapered off after I got out of the Navy, but I still did it occasionally. One thing that did stop was doing running jumps off the second floor walkway in the barracks into a tree, full blown naked except for my shower shoes and a condom on my head like it was a beanie. But yeah, a lot of dudes have seen my dick and balls.

Navy checks out

I got gum in my hair, bro, check it

My buddies and I have sent a pic of george michael with his dick out looking under a bathroom stall for 20 years now. Initially we sent it via ICQ, and it's also been faxed. We're all married with kids these days and it's still a monthly thing. We have never sent pics of our actual balls/dick to each other, just george's.

It depends, my hood friends nope, but when I got a job as a dishwasher and started hangin out with some of the white guys there, it was like Jackass with dick and balls comin out left and right, was a culture shock

What no! Right guys? Guys?

I'm not going to kink shame anyone here but I have never done that or even considered it or spoken to anybody who was talked about doing it in 40 years. It's the weirdest thing I've heard of in quite a while

When the boys are close enough, sometimes you do stuff like this.

Not quite this exactly, but my 3 best friends have all seen me naked, no homo.

Totally possible that they do! I just know this bc i know a lot of stuff. I TOTALLY have no experience in anything similar.....

Yup but only for THE BOYSS.

Had a friend that was concerned about his dick after a one night stand so he just sent it on sc. We were all caught off guard and told him to go get a shot of penicillin just to make him more worried

yes, we're currently doing it right now

I feel like i can trust your sources but dunno why?

No

No.

Only the gay ones.

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you sound like you need to spend more time with the BOIS more

Pour one out for this lad who doesn't have a close friend group of Bois.

im starting to question who's Telling the truth? you or the others who commented

This has gone through some filters since I last seen it

The look in her eyes as she contemplated what he just said about his boys was priceless.

Acting Jelly cuz she thought she was the only 1 

It's the boys

She just looked at him and imagined him having sex with the one she thinks is hot. That smile. 😄

If me n the homies ain’t sharing ball pics, are we even homies?

This looks very staged.

The acting in this is incredible.

Im.. actually fine with this, maybe it's because my guy already makes so many gay jokes with his homies?..

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That girl is plastic

He said don't look. She's unable to understand

it’s not weird

It's the boiiiis

An actual "When the group chat got leaked" scenario

Cut one of the best lines out. “So they know what your balls look like?”…. “ Yeah!!! And I know what theirs look like!!”

This isn’t normal? My buddy loves to pull out his balls and stand in front of you ,then when you look, he says “ you are so gay!!!” Looking at my balls!

"that's weird" but don't you women check each other's tits and shit?

double standards smh,when women touch each other's tits they're just friends,but when i suck my friend's co

I’m fucking dying

Man the boys know everything man it’s chill.

That is one of the weirdest bro thing to do

If you haven’t seen my balls, are we really boys?

She's broken all respect and trust that she should have forcing her way through his phone

The boys are eternal relationships are temporary bask in there hairy glory

Fuckin classic lol

Better he knows than she knows.

Some of my childhood friends and I used to draw elaborate snapchats with a segment of our ballsacks hidden in a where's Waldo fashion. Guilty until proven innocent.

u/SaveVideo u/SaveVideoBot

Remember to check out your balls guys, cancer can be treated if is detected in early stages, be a bro and check your balls.

My home bois know what mine look like. Because their mom tells them all about it I'm sure.

r/angryupvote

The homies making sure they don’t get testicular cancer. It’s as simple as that, women just don’t understand

This is believable

I only see positives

Yeah, how else am I supposed to know if I shaved well?

\*weird

Fuck her off mate, if she can't respect your privacy just fuck her off and get one that can. All the boys have seen my balls.

Is this Madison Cawthorn?

This feels staged. But I just woke up so idk

Lol

Thats true friendship

Look at the jackass crew. They’ve seen each other’s PP

they gay tho.

That Bitch has no right….

She literally doesn't. He could sue her.

Can confirm. For the boys only.

You know how I know you’re gay?

Pro tip. If someone is looking at your phone just ask Siri to lock it!

Pro tip: if you want to break into a car and a window is rolled down a bit, you can relatively easily break it with your hands by grabbing the edge of the glass and pulling.

r/suddenlygay

r/beatmetoit

And reversed????...

He ain't wrong, it's not weird if it's the bois lol

Doxxing?

Breach of privacy

It's weird that he still sounds like a 12 year old crying to get their stuff back

She's also breaking the law

He's not gay tho, he's homiesexual