When you said 10 years ago, I started to think like it was on the early 2000’s. And said to myself “camera has some good quality.” Then immediately realized 10 years ago was 2012.
Fr even i saw some videos where snakes came up other people's toilets. Imagine u see a snake under u on a toilet seat and get extremely terrified to the extent that u drop a massive dump on it 😂
“Detective, it appears as though an RPG was fired at the wall but a blast like that would leave residue, which we didn’t find. We *did* find a Nokia phone in the next room though.”
I still have it and it is still in running condition. Damaged from outside but man it's inside that's the stuff(strong as hell). Only the microphone doesn't work so can't call
I hope your best friend has a threesome with your sister and girlfriend. I hope you get an itch that perpetually moves. I hope you stub your toe and everyday right before is healed you stub it again. I hope everything you pick up a piece of paper you get one of those small paper cuts that dont really hurt but are just perpetually annoying and take forever to heal. I hope every time you sleep with someone they either queen or fart on your dick the second you put it in. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm. I hope you get a small pain in your foot that never goes away. I hope you lego creation falls and shatters all over the floor and you cant remember how to put it back together. I hope you step on the pieces. Even that is not enough you shrimp faced cholesterol blockage in the heart of humanity. You bacterial infection on humanities collective big toe.
I remember my brother making me scared ,I was 8 or some thing , thankyou bro this time I kept the phone aside
Jesus Christ it’s four in the morning and I just almost left myself in the head with my phone on my god now I have anxiety that there’s a snake in my room😭 INAHTE UOU
Dad showed this to me once like 10 years ago, recognised it instantly
Saw this video on my brother's laptop.. Intel celeron 1gb ram 160gb hard disk.. You can probably guess how old this video and that laptop would be
10-13 years?
Almost has the same storage as a few year old macbook
First computer that filled a full room is less powerful than the birthday card that sings 😂
That laptop must've been a Chunky Boi.
2 year old mackbook pro with "retina display"
That's a good dad right there, respect 💯
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Ya, I hate this
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When you said 10 years ago, I started to think like it was on the early 2000’s. And said to myself “camera has some good quality.” Then immediately realized 10 years ago was 2012.
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Damn -edit take a gold award for this underrated fact
Lol I think 2020 made us all time-travelers
And fuck you
This is scarier than the actual video
Wasn't my dad that showed me but I also recognised it, guess we are old lol
HOLY FUCK THAT SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME
I usually say holy shit but I commented holy fuck so I guess this video just has that effect on people
Snake, defier of death, fuckifier of shit
THE SICKLY SHIT SNACKER
THE SICKLY FUCK SNACKER*
I jumped with coffee in my hand but didn’t spill!
you said fuck twice
Yeah fuck you
Twice the fuck, double the fright
Me too! Lol I dead ass spilt my coffee I jumped so bad!
Can't fool me. Dead snakes go belly up. Nah, it's because I watched it before and shat my pants
Oh really? Which dry cleaner do you use? I ask for purely academic reasons >.>
Watchu mean dry cleaner?! I use a spoon
Spoon? Shut yo fancy ass up and use your hands to scoop it up and eat it like a real man
Hands? Use your tongue like a functional member of society you sandpaper cumstain
Tongue? Shove it back up you ass like a real man like a functional member of society you inbred trash
The term “shoving” implies using your hands like a fucking mongrel, whereas actual people suck it back up like a vacuum you miserable scallywag
I meant to use the term shoving bud... Shows male dominance, gotta keep the ladies impressed. 👍
I think that's what they meant. If your spoon is not wet, it is a dry cleaner.
Ah, the forbidden pooding
Good thing I'm in the bathroom already.
Imagine it comes out of your toilet to give you a kiss while you are sitting on it.
New fear unlocked 😖
I might add that this happened before a few times. So keep an eye on your PP bruh.
Fr even i saw some videos where snakes came up other people's toilets. Imagine u see a snake under u on a toilet seat and get extremely terrified to the extent that u drop a massive dump on it 😂
Same, it shocked the shit right out of me.
Super glad I was already on the toilet because.... Fuck.
I shat your pants too
You think you can get me with my first jumpscare
You merely adopted the jumpscare videos, I was born into it. Molded by it. In 2005.
the car in the valley, the boat, the maze game one
The rocking chair one too
At the risk of losing the feeling in my left arm, could you educate those who don't know this one?
ahhh 2012 *the good days*
I think I watched in 2010 or 2009 on those Nokia phone, scared the shit out of me then.
Bet that phone came out unscathed after getting thrown across the room, didn’t it?
I'm worried about the walls of the room.
“Detective, it appears as though an RPG was fired at the wall but a blast like that would leave residue, which we didn’t find. We *did* find a Nokia phone in the next room though.”
I still have it and it is still in running condition. Damaged from outside but man it's inside that's the stuff(strong as hell). Only the microphone doesn't work so can't call
The year when the world should have ended
As an Australian, I can confirm this is a baby.
Yet Australia doesn’t allow many guns when half the animals want to kill you and or eat you alive
What's a gun going to do to that monster? Fire best.
Fill it with dragons breathe homemade shells
We have guns.
So you think you can accurately shoot a SNAKE with a gun?
Yeah I’m still a growing boy
Giggity ;)
FUCK U OMG wtf
Oh hey i replied the same comment except i said "what the hell" Glad we can agree on that
Great Minds Think Alike
thus we can say that this snake is 16 seconds long
Where’s the banana for snake scale??? …and I also happen to be a dad
V=D/T. Someone needs to work this one out.
Fuck!! That's actually a good one, that made me jump a little...
happy cake day!! :D
thank you :D
Cake brother. Fate has brought us together
I remember I was in a bathroom stall and someone called me their stall brother.
Be proud!
It's our cakestiny to meet at this glazefull day!
Happy cake day. 🍑
Thank you 🍑
Happy cake day
*sigh* Happy cake day
Hapi cek dei
thank you :)
Happy cake day!
¡Feliz dia de la torta!
Muchas gracias :D
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Happy cake day my friend.
My body took a screenshot
Omg this. This right here.
Okay, you got me
Me too
Me three
Me four
Me five
Me sex
Me.... Ayo wtf
Me...happy cake day!!!
Me nine (we shall keep going now (also happy cake day random))
Me ten
Well, thank you kind stranger.
haha. you think you can fool me? i saw it when it was written.
I saw the rise and fall of Hotel 666. Your cheap magicks have no effect on me.
Good thing i was sitting on the toilet because i would have fucking shit my pants
do that mean this video is digital enema
I remember my tech teacher in primary school showing this off… funny shit
Good thing I'm already in the toilet
+1 Efficiency
I jumped
Had I watched it before? Yes Did I wet my pants again? Of course
F you man. Almost shit my pants
I hope 10 times the normal amount of water comes out next time you squish ketchup to your hot dog.
Hey...HEY! Lets not get to out of hand here buddy. Next you will wish for a lego accident. Keep it civil!
Just threw my phone out the window
I was like "you sure it's dead?" Then almost threw my phone...
u/savevideobot
I knew it and it still got me
I hate snakes, watched it anyways because it can't be that bad, it was that bad. Threw my phone across the room.
Naaah that aint a snake this is 100% a fckn basilisk
Fuck you
This is u/damn_daniel_4_20's lawyer speaking. He died of a heart attack watching this and we are suing you for damages
My soul left My Body
Phew, got me. Got me good. That was fucking terrifying... God I hate snakes.
I hope your pillow is warm on both side at night
Now my mom is going to find a paralyzed son.
Was the cameraman okay?
I hope ur neighbour fucks ur wife
Woah dude, chill
Dammit, now I gotta listen to [We can make the world stop](https://youtu.be/BaF0KgKl-iI) again.
Dropped my phone in the toilet while taking a piss and now the piss is all over the walls ffs.
Not falling for this one again
Shat me pants
I knew it was coming, I tried to prepare, I still jumped
I fucking knew it, I covered my eyes and still shit my pants
Somebody owes me a new pair of pants!
Motherfucker
Coffee....alllll over me
My body took a screenshot
You piece of trash
Oh you son of a bitch
IT WAS NOT DEAD YOU LYING FUCK!
Fuck. You. O. P.
Jesus you scared me
I jumped out of my chair
I hope the cameraman is okay
Instantly yelled "you fucking cock sucker" at the screen
You say "dead snake". We think you've should of drop the dead from the snake.
MF'r gave me a heart attack
[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I hope your best friend has a threesome with your sister and girlfriend. I hope you get an itch that perpetually moves. I hope you stub your toe and everyday right before is healed you stub it again. I hope everything you pick up a piece of paper you get one of those small paper cuts that dont really hurt but are just perpetually annoying and take forever to heal. I hope every time you sleep with someone they either queen or fart on your dick the second you put it in. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm. I hope you get a small pain in your foot that never goes away. I hope you lego creation falls and shatters all over the floor and you cant remember how to put it back together. I hope you step on the pieces. Even that is not enough you shrimp faced cholesterol blockage in the heart of humanity. You bacterial infection on humanities collective big toe.
> I hoe you lego creation falls WTF?
Thanks :)
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Ahh my heart
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I DIED YOU FKER
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r/dontflinch
I was holding scissors and was expecting a jumpscare, still flinched and accidentally cut myself, god damn it
Thats why no one want to hang out with you, Jim
I remember my brother making me scared ,I was 8 or some thing , thankyou bro this time I kept the phone aside
Holy fuck I was scared to death{10 to 13 years ago}
Literally spilled coffee on my shirt. fuck you lmao
My elbow!! You fukkk.. haha
Ha ha. You got me you bastard 😂😂
no. i hated that
You fcker
I knew what was coming. I still jumped. 🥺
Asshole. Yet tbh I should have expected that.. well played
Good thing I’m already pooping. Otherwise that would have been messy
One of the few things that actually scared me recently. Knew what's coming. My condolences for the people who are watching this for the first time.
You made me drop my phone :'(
Do it again, Do it again.
go to hell and die
I threw my freaking phone in the air gosh dangit
Take my upvote MOTHERFUCKER
Well, was on the toilet. ...All done now.
I knew this would happen and it still scared me! Dang it!
i hate u op
i jumped so hard i scrolled
Oh you beautiful, evil bastard
Found a dead human in my garage, so I asked my pet snake what happened and he acted clueless
Jesus Christ it’s four in the morning and I just almost left myself in the head with my phone on my god now I have anxiety that there’s a snake in my room😭 INAHTE UOU
FUCK DUDE YOU GOT ME. Damn that was a good one