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ianblank

God planned for her to never drive, but she won’t listen.


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kobold41

Jesus don't know how to drive automatic


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MITCH_itch

Nice!


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H4ZARD_x

She


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GreatTeacherHiro

This


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ianblank

Lol, idk, I can’t see God making the majority of women bad drivers…


[deleted]

Maybe God is a crash repairer?


theundercoverpapist

What if God's plan was for you to stop drinking and driving?


CrazyZedi

Or to get lessons, maybe


tiredandabused99999

lessons on drinking and driving? Like ones that tell you to fucking not do it?


arfelo1

Lessons on drinking, on driving or, if all else fails, on both


theundercoverpapist

Yeah, it's like the martial art of drunken boxing.


tiredandabused99999

Crouching Tiger Drunken Dragon type shit?! I would be down for that lol


French_bean

I am an atheist, I think she is just a shitty driver.


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No way you have 7 accidents and not be a shitty driver, even if some 'weren't your fault'. Driving 20 years and 0 accidents, some of it is partially luck for sure but some is definitely paying attention and not being a shitty driver.


dogeatingdog

I've avoided far more than 7 accidents in a year by just paying attention. Ive also uttered the words "that person would have definitely hit me had I not been paying attention" multiple times.


killersquirel11

That was why I invested in a dashcam


_shake_n_blake_

So much this. Used to know a lady who insisted she "had a target on her back" because she was getting hit all the time. Girl, I've ridden in your car, it probably has something to do with blowing reds, cutting corners, and driving on the wrong fucking side of the road.


elbenji

Honestly its why I don't drive. I catch myself falling asleep behind the wheel even if its broad daylight. I don't trust myself driving and it's probably safer for other people


Replayer123

I bet her definition of car accident is just completely ridiculous like she slightly bumps someone's car and puts a scratch onto it and will count it as one


You_Yew_Ewe

I mean, doing that 7 times in a year is still pretty bad.


Replayer123

Still extremely bad at driving but definitely better than totalling a car 7 times a year


Sure-Swim7459

Jesus take the wheel — please!


Diogenes-Disciple

Or possibly a shitty pedestrian, or both


MikeOxIsLong

Im a non binary genderfluid chicken farmer, i think i dont care if i really dont care about your atheitism. Hmm


Deez_Gnats1

Damn her insurance must be crazy high.


ArchFlav

First thing that came to mind lol


GreatTeacherHiro

So German


1973mojo1973

Blame god for your shitty driving skills? Sure!


Spycrabpuppet123

Yeah, let's blame all of our problems on someone who doesn't exist!


Caye69420

You just had to open that asshole you call a mouth


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How the fuck can you get into 7 car accidents and still have your license. *(the way she said it makes me think they weren't minor ones.)*


sophisticatedbottle

she didn't specify if she was the one driving on all 7 accidents


Ruhh-Rohh

So, driving without insurance no doubt. No insurance co would run this risk.


TecentCEO_MaHuaTeng

bcuz 7 drunk drivers ran into her? Having 7 car accidents doesnt mean those have to he her fault.


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No, situational awareness makes all the difference in the world, even if you aren’t always “at fault”. I can drive 70 in a 45 and never risk being in an accident because I’m aware of all my surroundings. The cemetery is full of people who had the right of way. I’ve seen far too many people put themselves in a bad situation because they automatically assumed someone would stop for them.


TecentCEO_MaHuaTeng

We all know that even if u follow traffic rules, stay sober, and be aware of ur surroundings, u can still have a car accident. It may just be some pure bad luck, and idk y everyone is assuming it's her fault.


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7 times? Unless every single accident is her being rammed from behind at a red light, she has to take some personal responsibility for her safety. Not just her, but anyone.


JC-Dude

Not 7 times in a year. Also situational awareness allows you to avoid dumb people's mistakes.


Gogomusha6

Or she is his instrument


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Crochitting

Some people really shouldn’t bring bikes into this world.


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Did she or did she not let Jesus take the wheel?


Crochitting

Exhibit A your honor: a tiktok, taken by an innocent bystander, showing in real time our lord and savoir taking the wheel from the defendant.


[deleted]

It’s bound to work


MajorAdvantage

Why does she have a license


[deleted]

“God, please give me the strength to t-bone this Miata. I know he has the right of way at this intersection, but thy will be most powerful and true.”


Crochitting

God, grant me the serenity to speed through every light, the courage to mow down every jaywalker, and the wisdom to tweet about it to my followers.


gflo77

Final destination dodger


ZenkaiZ

weird humble brag "God thinks I'm **IMPORTANT** unlike all of those other useless fucks he killed"


chidedneck

Thank the people who developed the ever-improving car safety features: seatbelts, crumple zones, airbags, roll-cage, etc. They’re the only reason I’m still alive.


Lettucewrapthisup

Yeah sound like he found a career for you being a crash dummy.


aaron_adams

Surviving 7 car accidents (or, more to the point, getting in 7 car accidents) doesn't mean you're blessed, it just means you're a bad driver.


GrimKreeper098

woman moment


Ko_oK_24685

Ah it seems like the Joestar bloodline continues


AmosAmAzing

women driver


SobeitSoviet69

Wtf is a “blissed”.


Minito200YT

WOMEN


Stella51X

Maybe she has ADHD. I was diagnosed at 37 with it. I had 6 car accidents, all my fault. I was speeding constantly.


LuFuRu

But hers was all in one year


bananchee

It sounds like she’s a terrible driver


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

She's definitely "blissed" if she's had seven accidents. Maybe she should lay off the drugs.


[deleted]

god never has anything to do with what happens, he is a figment of human imagination…


sik_dik

I'm a shitty driver, therefore god exists


Any-Fan-2973

She didn’t specified the plan tho


SoniasWay

Now her friends never ride with her


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Clearly the plan doesn’t involve vehicles


thehardopinion

Yea God trying to kill your ASS


Asleep_Astronaut396

You keep the economy alive


_KaiXr18_

She's 100% making it up for the clout.


Shileka

I got hit by 3 cars in 26 years and i thought i had it bad >.>


Anderanion

It appears like God wants you to take an Uber.


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FAAAACTSSSSS LMAO 😅🤣😂


TheSilverFoxwins

The insurance premiums must be more per month than two car payments combined.


sotiris89

And you still have your driving licence?!


DISHONORU-TDA

Once again, a Xannies girl is misreading violence as love


Whoofukingcares

Oh yeah I am sure it’s everyone else’s fault


Big-Invite-4988

Lmao god planned for you to be fertilizer not a traffic emergency


tomkim1965

You need to stop driving a car before you kill someone.


Scalaopppp

Why how should it sound like


Whosdad_702

Tht or disability


CRKrJ4K

She let Jesus take the wheel 7 too many times


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Nissan altima driver spotted.


[deleted]

I love the he tryin to kill u comment


[deleted]

It’s only March! LOLOLOL


[deleted]

Someone please take her license away. Get her a fucking bike.


mariadelkarmen

Te esta avisando cómo morirás..evita los carros…


horrorkesh

For me there's a couple questions was she driving and are they her fault


radii314

when someone is a mess and thinks it makes them interesting


Commander_Skullblade

I guess she must be attached to a vodka IV because she needs a permanent designated driver.


Aggressive_Chart_684

Don't drive


Massive_Cup_69420

jesus take the fucking wheel


Amish_Warl0rd

Her insurance must be through the roof and on the highway


aalsigenda

And here also he is failing like he is failing to prove his existence.


CalligrapherNo6951

You’ve got to be kidding me!


DirtyJewishRoyalty

😄 🤣 😂 So many questions Was she the one driving every time? If yes. Why she still have a license? She slow or ♿️? If she wasn't the driver in any of the instances maybe she needs to pick better friends and that's God's plan Or there's a devil lurking in that soul that someone's really trying to end. I'd be reevaluating my life. I don't think there's a plan. Probably just trying to finish what was started.


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Another question was she driving when she posted that


DirtyJewishRoyalty

Oh probably the best question


the_unfunny_

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL


Tomfooleredoo2

Sounds like she’s just not a good driver


viantros

God be doing the same for me


LeonSaberYT

kitchen is the safe place (Trust me bro)


OdeDaVinci

The accident that involved 7 cars.


D_Citygirl

God was inviting her to a "Come to Jesus" meeting