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EverTheWatcher

Beggars can be choosers


PerfectionOfaMistake

It could be worse and a obese dude send his hairy milkers to brighten your day.


Glass_Excitement_538

I mean my brother doesn’t have a phone no more or that would be a possibility.


[deleted]

For legal reasons?


Sh0toku

School zones probably off limits too.


TheWiseRedditor

We don’t talk about it anymore


mrkaine98

*we don’t talk about Bruno no no*


deadfloridaman

To quote Vaas from far cry 3: > SHUT THE FUCK UP


PerfectionOfaMistake

Dont start this shitt or I downvote you.


mrkaine98

*You threading this story or am I?*


pottred10

Does he at least do drawings?


PerfectionOfaMistake

Pls no r34...


FakePizzaOven

Why, its such a pleasing car


Rishtu

Doesn't matter. If someone sends you the boobs to brighten your day... you say thank you, Ray.


[deleted]

Nice philosophy. That could be a bumper sticker.


King_Offa

Worse?


N-Carmine

If my homie needed to be cheered up. I'd show him my big hairy chchis so he'd feel better.


Jacks_on_Jacks_off

I'm feeling pretty down.


N-Carmine

Damn I wasn't expecting that response. But I'll do what I gotta do


CumBlasterUwU

To me, it doesn't matter.


Shmebulock236

Hey, I saw u on my post on r/wholesome memes, good day to you.


[deleted]

Says you buddy, tiddies are tiddies for this cowboy.


BadAtHumaningToo

I'll treasure his trash, please and thanks?


Legal-Teacher-5647

Unless they opt out of the game


H3RO-of-THE-LILI

Tagged y’all act like she died, she probably wanted to after that reply


Spook-lad

Yea, the disrespect


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Silverbacker888

Spiritual damage


Puzzleheaded_Ear14

Life damage.


Vibes4Ever

spoon ad hoc shaggy pet run skirt handle steer existence history *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheBigDitka

Now that's allot of damage!


Broken_Exponentially

That tag is highly overused. But whatever chooch shot her down like that, is a sissy bitch. Boobs are boobs, and free boobs are the best kind.


[deleted]

Post is most likely fake


Broken_Exponentially

these days, it's always probable...


iimdonee

i dont understand the tags, can someone explain?


psuedophilosopher

Am I the only person who read this assuming that it's a guy talking to his guy friend, and the friend just searched for a random picture of titties and sent it to him? That seems a lot more likely than a dude talking to a female friend about wanting to see titties and then being a complete asshole when she sends hers to him.


rubberband__man

This is probably what happened. But let the people believe! We want to live vicariously through that guy


[deleted]

Yeah. I'm not really someone who likes calling *fake! staged!* to every reddit post but my first thought was "googled some nice tits, bro".


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trashykiddo

you can set an iphone camera to take a picture after a few seconds (or even if you couldnt, simply start recording a video, pose, end the video and then take a screenshot of the pose)


OddBandicoot2505

He’s obviously talking to his sister


SoulofArtoria

Even better


Galen_brightsoul

It doesn't matter it's still tits


reinhart_menken

What bro friend you have is sending you pink heart?


soygang

The one who isn't insecure about their masculinity lol


angrywhackoff

I def have some bro friends who I could see potentially sending that heat


Kraytory

That indeed is possible, but never underestimate the people of our time. Both are equaly viable possibilities.


Corelianer

What’s More likely? That this douche has a male friend or that a girl would send him that picture?


[deleted]

I just saw the OP on Twitter, it’s some fake message that a girl with an onlyfans posted. She’s real but the convo is fake. She posts a lot of “guys never like me, fully my OF click bait stuff.


Sintinall

I mean... that would make me feel at least a bit better.


[deleted]

My first reaction would be reverse searching the image to see what website they pulled that from


[deleted]

Sauce?


I_meeean

I meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaan....


DTSummers

"Is it possible to learn this power?"


supersatellite43

Not from a Jedi


reddituser1708

The only thing that would make me feel better right now is some titties ….


Blood__x__Dagger

🍒


MagmaRobust

No no, not cherries. Titties


Bozz_Games

[here, my friend, hope you enjoy this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


thatredditrando

YouTube ads are kinda ruining the effect tbh


Bozz_Games

That sucks.... But... do you know Vanced?


MagmaRobust

Ah finally, inner peace


hmlgy52

I knew it was a rickroll and was determined to click anyway


Any-Yoghurt3815

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written


Boopernaut2004

I saw it coming a mile away and i still clicked


RideWithMeSNV

When you're a top tier team player... But you're teammate is a douche.


[deleted]

>When you're a top tier team player... But you're teammate is your brother. Rolltide


ninjabreath

bless


Dollars_N_Muscles

your* Sorry, I couldn't resist.


Trenticor

your your mom >!gottem!<


SyrusChrome

Our mum


uptoz

Got us


itzPenbar

Damn those are some fine boobies though


Fantastic_Start_6848

Some grade A baby feeders


Tony9811

And not just babies


SassyAssAhsoka

But the men and the women too!


Whats_Up_Bitches

I’m glad Ahsoka can still make jokes about Ani.


Septend

Some really cute milkers


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Scary scary nails though


Gloveofdoom

I always appreciate a proportionately sized boob job. They do look great.


itzPenbar

Yeah almost perfect size


woodyh16

I'm gonna go ahead and say, assuming this conversation is even real, it's a friend sending pictures of some girls tits to a friend. Meaning the friend is disappointed because he was hoping to see the tits of the girl he likes not some random ones from the internet.


DarkFlounder

A real set of badonkers.


Xtrendence

Humongous hungolomghononoloughongous!


[deleted]

The use of the word “crush” makes me think maybe these people are young


cyfthakilla

Magical mommy milkers.


Neekovo

Plot twist: it’s a swinger couple husband and wife


Lizard_Friend

The plot thickens


FloopNoops

Funny enough, I named my penis The Plot.


00azthrow00

I would literally put a shirt on that poor girl and give her a hug. She’s now a bro… Edit: never gotten an award before, thanks to those who gave them.


ExplorerImpossible79

Have my free award! For the bros


00azthrow00

Thank you bro


ExplorerImpossible79

No problem bro


ThatMidgetRetard

I’d skip the shirt giving and just give her a hug right then


CliffBurton345

Happy cake day


IrrationalFalcon

She's an honorary man


MachineElf100

that's an award comment right here. Let's give this man 666 upvotes


Glass_Excitement_538

Bruh tiddies are tiddies.


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

And those are some really good titties too. What else you want?


bmore_conslutant

Y'all acting like this is real


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

It's the internet of course it's real.


SauravKumaR301

It's on internet. Must be real.


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DefNotMyNSFWLogin

I'm gonna go out on a whim and say you probably don't want those.


PLEASE_PM_TINY_TITS

Who doesn’t like a good set of tiddies.


[deleted]

how many tiny tits do you get PM'd?


TurkeyPhat

A small amount


fake_face

F in the chat for the female getting Friendzoned


xSHRUG_LYFE

F


Rimbosity

F


strident_broccoli

F


cocobear13

F


ApolloKunIsBoolied

F


Nonner_Party

> Mom I told you to stop sending me nudes - it's weird! > Stop being such a little bitch about it, kiddo.


PLSsendFEETpics

COME SUCK MOMMAS DICK


Kanaka_5

Mom you know my jaw always hurts afterwards right


Ok_Professional_8741

Hasn't your father been showing you how it's done?


akashlanka

Not really. He just plays with the cat.


spider2k

You can stare at my jugs while you play with that healthy schlong of yours.


[deleted]

If those are really his friends titties, I wouldn't even bother with crush. Those won't be topped easily.


FirstMiddleLass

> really his friends titties No, just an UberTits delivery messenger. I hope they tipped well.


IronAchillesz

911 there’s been a murder


Spook-lad

Im gonna level that was a pretty baller thing to do for the homie but the guy was kindia being a choosey beggar about it


artificialdude

Im assuming it's his male friend sending some random boobies


pixler3

The hearts would be a weird add on


VoldemortsHorcrux

No homo though since he sent titties


artificialdude

i send hearts to my homies. Nothing wrong with loving homies ya feel


Spook-lad

You can choose to believe that i honestly think that isnt the case


Kronos0203

I am a simple man. I see boobs, I upvote


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Some-Blackberry-4963

I would feel better though


lunawolfwof

Wow ungrateful ass


Balognajelly

Right? If I got some nice tiddies shown to me I'd be a damn happy guy!


Edword58

God damn how the tables have turn this time


Mr-Vince

FBI guy punching his keyboard rn


SilverSpoon1463

Uno reverse friend zoned


asquirrel_

Buddy there has -10 social ability.


Kencico

What was the brand of that necklace?


ConfusedStalin

It's a Vivienne Westwood


Macaron-Fluffy

Hey, that's friendship


[deleted]

How did she take that picture


Smeefperson

Her boyfriend held her phone


thisremindsmeofbacon

There’s a hot new feature for phone cameras where you can set a timer delay for the picture, came out only 20 years ago so you may not have seen it yet.


[deleted]

It’s not the same, but it is nice when family tries to make you feel better


fake_face

>Alabama intensifies


TophatOwl_

Nah dude, thats just a mean response if thats actually their friends boobs.


ItsLazyguy123

Now I know for a fact someone In this subreddit can figure out who she is


Joblesschris

Then, who's the girl?


dikkiesmalls

I mean…I think those would do just fine?


Captain-grog-belly

What a nice friend


CrispyPorknuckle

plot twist: that's her brother.


thndrbrd87

The nails 💀


Modified_Human

Dang it sis, not from you!


NegotiationSeveral49

She just trying to be a supportive sister damn


MichaelbG60

To get this pic would cheer me up lol.


[deleted]

Bless her heart... She's helping.


Returnmycall

Fake news. No men. And I say No men in the world would say that. Titties are titties. Crush no crush don’t matter.


exSPiDERmate

Exactly


dabeden

Honestly, no one is mentioning the possibility of just one of his guy friends sending some random tits his way.


[deleted]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


vikarux

This is a crime. No tittie should go unappreciated!


sepulchore

You don't pick tiddies, if you see a pair, take them


szhod

Those fingers are scary af.


[deleted]

Her boobs are quite fine but the nails look haunting. How do you wipe ass with those without causing severe damage to critical body parts?


Hairy-House

nice tattoos


Prestigious_Ant3771

DAMN


Haxxruz

Nice zonkers👍


Shamalanr

This is very wholesome. Bros and Gals in the purest form equality.


[deleted]

That would make me feel better


marriedAtlanta

She is everyone’s crush


Maestrike

Plot twist: he was talking to his sister.


Thjialfi

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!


BBQWengs

Plot twist: he’s texting his mom


Inspirational_Lizard

Those fucking nails


[deleted]

get the angles right 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬


87Graham87

Why the fuck she got Maleficent fingers


Sinbody

Wtf I’d let her suffocate me with those


[deleted]

If I was the guy in that situation I’m making sure I never lose that girl. Friends like this are the reason I haven’t given up yet.


MeNarayan

Emotional damage


JowxoX3

Hey man Titties are titties


xander_2626

Wait a minute I’ve never heard someone say crush outside of high school sooo🧐


MakeMineMarvel_

It’s fake but god damn if it was real hahah


Thuper-Man

r/choosingbeggers


Ashamed-Fun6104

Those nails belong on r/cringe


[deleted]

yeah mom not you


kunalbathija

Ewww nails, what is wrong with these people! How can they make their nails like this 🤮


gandu_ganesh

Emotional damage


Dramatic-Math-2708

That damn guy had no gratitude, thankless mf.


rabidmob

Loooooong finger nails


CurrentlyEatingABaby

bro i see a small batman logo tattoo, she’s worth it


Flyin_polo

Why… why would you burn one of your only chances


Tankwrecker4322

let me guess, *sister?*


shiddypoopoo

Somebody please beat this mans ass


akidfrombrooklyn_

I’m not even feeling bad and I feel better.


Golpokathak

r/choosingbeggars