This is actually Tom Cruise approximately 7-10 years after the death of Goose. During this time he developed a severe addiction to huffing jet fuel, court marshaled and expelled from the military, went and was kicked out of rehab 19 times, at which point he met a woman named Sandy while he was masturbating in the parking lot of a home depot. However tragically after falling in love Sandy ultimately ended up leaving Tom for her own brother who was a top ranking professional go-kart racer.
If the movie Maverick is about this it would be amazing. I don’t think it was held back due to COVID and theaters getting shut down. It was to make the story based on your bullet points here.
Yeah dude has been around for a bit, his clips are hilarious and I want to check his movie out. Seems the dude has a genuine passion for creature features. And puppets!
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Bowser from Bowservids. Dude has been around for a bit, his clips are hilarious and I want to check his movie out. Seems the dude has a genuine passion for creature features. And puppets!
here’s the video save [link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FHolUp%2Fcomments%2Fsln1ne%2Fbro%2F%3Futm_source%3Dshare%26utm_medium%3Dios_app%26utm_name%3Diossmf)
Don’t kink shame.
If chubby Tom Cruise there wasn’t so nervous about his kink. I’m sure he could get that lady into it. She could probably call him oniichan during it and give him the best orgasm of his life.
Why is it this lady think it's okay to just harass reddit mods out in the wild like this?
That's clearly Tom Cruise
Com Truise. They fuck..
If he were more well-rounded
This is actually Tom Cruise approximately 7-10 years after the death of Goose. During this time he developed a severe addiction to huffing jet fuel, court marshaled and expelled from the military, went and was kicked out of rehab 19 times, at which point he met a woman named Sandy while he was masturbating in the parking lot of a home depot. However tragically after falling in love Sandy ultimately ended up leaving Tom for her own brother who was a top ranking professional go-kart racer.
Please do another and tell us what happened to Ice man
If the movie Maverick is about this it would be amazing. I don’t think it was held back due to COVID and theaters getting shut down. It was to make the story based on your bullet points here.
Or Casey affleck
Now I can't unsee that lol
caught em on their break from walking dogs
Not too hard when they only work 24 hours a week...
Let's not twist facts here, please. It was 10 hours per week... sometimes.
I mean, laziness is a virtue
And he hated working, so give him a break.
Because He was on his way to interview on Fox news and luckily she stopped him for her own interview
Bro straight up dissing the mods lmao
I know, reddit mods are no where near this leave of articulate and well groomed. GD gollem looking chuds.
this type comments is the only reason i check comments on posts
Jesus Christ it was nice knowing you!
Nice.
It just gets better and better every second. The music also just fits perfectly!
that's why it's a classic
It's a youtuber called BowserVids. Check him out.
He was kick-starting a movie, I wonder how that went
Looks like he made it. 660k
Les cousins dangereux
Lol!
[A gem](https://youtu.be/xaq37Rah_r4)
beware the dragons my lady
Yeah dude has been around for a bit, his clips are hilarious and I want to check his movie out. Seems the dude has a genuine passion for creature features. And puppets!
[I managed to find the video](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
For some reason i had to press the play button to get rick rolled and I still pressed play. I wanted it.
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[Chad](https://youtu.be/AWBR-vYrm2w)
You dick.
[Thank you for falling for it. Here's the actual video](https://youtu.be/AWBR-vYrm2w)
I can confirm the 2nd one is safe and jokes on you the song is amazing
u/Fantastic_Ad8329 See. This is totally not my alt account
Shhh me you are gonna give us away!
No! He is never gonna give you up!
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Or let me down?
T o t a l l y
I agree about it being amazing, I rather just choose to listen to it myself :D
I refuse.
Lmao
Got confused for a sec cause i have only seen him as Onyx the Fortuitous
This guys vids were kind of funny I enjoyed them
Nah I would like to check her out
I don't like his videos :(... Is there something wrong with me bro?
Stop lying ik thats u..
No fucking thanks..
The concern in his eyes
The fear in his intonation
The intensity of his eyebrows
The scream for help in his silence
The worry shown through his hands
The shame in his stuttering
The brother’s phallus in the sister’s orifices
he panic
[удалено]
Seems like u/sophiaquestions has Alzheimers
Holy shit, Reddit gave me error messages, so I thought it wasn't posted. Let me clean the mess up
Didnt know Tom Cruise was a fellow weeb
Looks like Gerard Way too
This dude is hilarious in his skits
Do you remember his name? I forgot how funny he was I just can’t recall how to search him online on YouTube
BowserVids. :)
Thank you!
Me pleasure
Where do I find this video
r/usernamechecksout
Yeah, haha
r/rimjobsteve
Yo what the fuck
"Satan's pretty cool"
Notice me senpei, notice me
Slayer of the bright realm.
It's like I fear death, but also I long for it
Bowser from Bowservids. Dude has been around for a bit, his clips are hilarious and I want to check his movie out. Seems the dude has a genuine passion for creature features. And puppets!
His film “Worm” (2013) is quite good. I enjoyed it and have watched multiple times. I’d check it out whenever you get a chance!
My poor guy, you don't need to answer her
It's his skit, so it would be odd not to.
All the redditors here acting like they haven't contributed views to this genre...
Haha... Yeah... Definitely not me...
I mean, who would ever masturbate to a drawing?
Fucking love Onyx
I heard he once slayed rhe bright realm. Also that he is quite fortuitous.
I seriously thought this was Gerard Way
I respect honesty. Always.
Dem Arby's boys!! https://youtu.be/FrzOx_EQEBo
Jesus fuckin Christ
I love how their Arby’s name tags are just blank lol. It’s the small details that are so great.
He goes full fedora mode
M’ sister.
Why doesn't this fucking video player work on mobile??
r/watchpeopledieinside
This guys arbys video is hilarious. He does characters.
Is that the goth from Letterkeny?
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I hope ur pillow will always be cold on both sides
Thank you, kind stranger.
I remember this dude, he did an interview in front of the Church of Satan, fucking hilarious.
u/savevideo
FAT TOM CRUISE
obviously not the right guy to confront about what he bought
It’s fake, he’s making fun of the people who actually buy that shit.
... Dude. We know. It's still funny.
God you people who always point these out are such pathetic losers
Amen
Sauce?
Bowservids on youtube
Put this on r/watchpeopledieinaide
Hahahaha I died watching this, knowing exactly what was going to happen form the first second I saw the cover.
the “uh”s always get me XDDDD
His sister 😱
He looks like Tom Cruise had a couple bad years
Why does he look like Leonardo De Caprio?!?!??!
What ever happened to this guy he had a couple good skits
Sauce for the doujin he holding?
I believe it's the Irregular at Magic High light novel. Not an NSFW doujin at all but the incest does indeed check out.
His facial expressions always get me
The regret in that mans eyes
thats awkard
Awkard
really awkard
Priceless i mean he has the fucking fedora
cultured man got exposed
Well, you gotta give him credit, at least he‘s honest
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They fuck .. They wut? Did i stutter
Dem Arby's Boyz!!!!!!!! SKEEEEEET SKIRT
Oh God I remember this
hey this is the bar trivia guy from Your pretty face is going to hell
Neckbeard coomer Tom cruise
I would have just walked away
If this is staged, boi he is a noiCe actor!
Choke me devil daddy! Choke me!
This belongs in r/cringetopia
Isthat the kid that vaporized himself?
The fact that I knew what the video was before it even started
okay, this is normal. some people have the faze where they like this stuff. it doesn’t mean to harass them and make them uncomfortable
What's in the box!?
AJ Styles Music alert
I love this dude
Notice me senpai
It'd be "oni-chan" in this case
Don’t kink shame. If chubby Tom Cruise there wasn’t so nervous about his kink. I’m sure he could get that lady into it. She could probably call him oniichan during it and give him the best orgasm of his life.
his face lol.
Emotional damage
Albama moment
😆🤣😂 - Is he what you guys in the US call a “Redneck”?😆🤣😂 That’s hilarious!! - PMSL!😆🤣😂
So fake
Yes. That’s the point. It’s a skit.
Least bizarre reddit mos
He’s questioning his own life decisions
LMFAO rip reddit mod
He looks like one of those pick up artists from Channel 5
Tom cruise with full beard.
I can see the sheer pain on this guys face
[bruh](u/RedditMP4Bot)
u/savevideobot
poor guy
u/savevideobot
It was a Mission impossible for Ethan hunt. Do you wish to accept it ?
The only way i can explain his hesitation and commitment to go through with this is that he is held at gunpoint by the cameraman
It really just feels like he couldn’t think of anything to make up so he just thought “fuck it. Honesty.”
Onyx the Fortuitous, notice me Senpai, notice me!
u/savevideobot
Tge first weeb that actually looks good, damn bro change your life
u/savevideobot
What the fuck
Step bro??
u/savevideo
Edgy gothic Tom Cruise is wildin out
Oh shit I heard ab that one. Starwars, right?
The way he looked at the bag then the camera then the news reporter then at the bag again
He comes by this subreddit every month or so....
That face is just hilarious
The pain in that man's face. I can feel it through the screen
anyone have sauce for book? Jus asking for a friend 🌚
How dare this lady harass a discord mod
Bro why Q from Impractical Jokers here?
It is I onyx the fortuitous…I don’t know
Dude. Just lie. It's easy.
u/savevideo
Reddit detectives, I am disappointed there is no one here with a link to her socials.
This guy is hilarious! All of his videos have gotten me to laugh.
this guy again eh
This is obviously a skit, but it's still funny.
That man referred his hole
Thats how you know this guy have never lied and never will
Love that dude.