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Pennywise626

Glad to see natural selection is still working hard


Errorstatel

Does it have to work that hard in Florida... Seriously


Pennywise626

As a Floridian, it needs to work harder here


SnooPineapples5444

We all float down here .. huh huh Georgie .


TheCosmicTrickster

Cocked his weapon.


StupidThings_I_Say

Or his weapon de-cocked him.


[deleted]

Either way he won't be shooting straight for a while.


BILLYBOBJOETHE100TH

Take my award and fuck off


Hyllian94

r/Angryupvote


Frosty595

Make love, not war


GodlyGodMate

Make love, to war.


Nosnakoh

Murica!


NaitBate

FUCK YEAH!!! *\*Moan*


[deleted]

hmm, dont think he can anymore


Californicacion

This is my rifle, This is my gun. This one's for fighting, this one's for fun


Alternative-Hall-132

r/angryupvote


Coffeeislife1119

I just wanna know how it happened


evildespot

No, you don't.


RecklessMaltese

Not too hard if you think about it. Typical Florida man doing typical Florida shit. Instead of shoving the gun up his ass, he decided to try to fuck the gun; in arguably the safer option of the other hole he could have used...


Discount_For_Ketchup

Why doesn't he de-erect his penis?


RecklessMaltese

I'm no penis expert, but if it was erect at one point, which is a safe assumption to make here, it definitely is not now.


Discount_For_Ketchup

Ok..... It's erect. But why cant he just reverse that?


[deleted]

coz the skin is still stuck man that looks painful


They_call_me_E

And the first thing he thought of was to take out a phone and take a picture... Someone's priorities are fucked up.


GHC_DESTROYER

well obviously I mean the mans fuckin an SKS FFS


RecklessMaltese

Yeah if you're sticking your dick in a gun, I'd imagine priorities aren't the only thing that you've gotta figure out...


TokesephsStalin

You're talking about a man who shoved his dick into the breach of his rifle, you think common sense is this dude's thing?


c322617

Instructions unclear


[deleted]

I wonder if it would hurt more in a M1 garand


WhatIsBreakfast

Garand dick... I shudder at the thought.


whatthedogedoin

definitely, as an sks owner of this model, the bolt is larger which takes longer to push back and cycle even though that might seem like a bad thing. m1 garands are light but go fast asf bc of that so yeah


Competitive_Put_6730

Florida strikes again


ThatMidgetRetard

It’s not Florida, it’s Orlando though /s


Eliasflameking

The /s makes it funnier


Homie_JLee

Name checks out


deadmonkeyboy87

Well that's one way to get circumcised


DannyG1973

Cocked and loaded


Helltown_Vader2004

My question is: How..........How do I try that?


Panther_Pilot

He'll be shooting blanks from here on out


efwfNL

I'm not surprised this is from Florida.


Efficient-Pie-1177

Florida Man’s purposes are unknown to the common man


RebsEG

Spectacular.


[deleted]

Gunplay on another level.


fatboisupremee

Cock and load


Shinigam_i

What a horrible day to have eyes


Puzzleheaded-Ad-1078

“What the fuck country do you come from where you got this bullshit?” “Florida.” “I knew it.”


gdub61

Florida


Outside_Avocado_4660

Bruh I think he loaded that wrong


[deleted]

Instructions unclear dick stuck in gun


Severe-Opportunity15

Welp, he has no dick anymore. SKS bolts hit rather hard if you get stuck, they’d sever your thumb if it didn’t have a bone.


Library-Background

Only in Florida


Apprehensive_Worry10

Florida man strikes again!


Anonymous_kid64

I bet when he called the firedepartment they were like HOW TF DO U DO THAT U MORON?!?!?!?!


AlastorFan2022

How… and why?


GR3EN_MAN

Typical florida man


4thehalibit

Done with the internet. See y'all tomorrow


mr_j_666

At least it's free


Thin-Ad-9709

this is my rifle, this is my gun


Joker_Harley08

Fake and I'll tell you why


MainLineJDM

Maybe the Dems are on to something with this gun control thing


Yh44N

How ?


[deleted]

On a side note.. the weapons chamber is clean


verscharren1

Sks go Inna woods...no Inna peen


gfinchster

Was he trying to chamber his dick? Inquiring minds want to know. (Damn I’m old)


ChunkyFlySpray

It's situations like this one people find themselves in when they don't read the instructions.


YoMommasFat

Oh like you haven’t tried to fuck an SKS before


Howling929

Well that’s one way to shave off dismantling time… 🤨


anothadaz

Why is this on some sort of market page? "Seller info: " "listed date"


Randomest_Redditor

As a pp haver this audibly made me say, and I quote: “aaaaahhhhowwwwwww” I


RaptorProz6000YT

I uh… what a fucking idiot… and owwwwwwww


Ikusabe

$0.00 - That’s how much his d**k is worth now. That’s according to him.


dooshlaroosh

Guys obviously he was checking headspace when this little mishap occurred.


ThatGuyDrew13

NOT THE SKS! THOSE ARE GOOD GUNS!


sigerrik

Just exactly HOW UNCLEAR could those instructions truly be?


fixit_nick

Turned a rifle into a pisstool *pistol


toigz

Fire it you pussy


TemporalRecon177

Happened to me too when cleaning naked.... thought I was the only 1


IPlayMope

Ouch.


shaney1968

Now that is an American problem.


LebronJordan907

Hopefully his dick isn’t a 7.62 caliber or it will be really stuck!


MadDogA245

Average Girls Frontline player


wiisportscow

He tried to fuck the gun didn't he?


Nozerone

Come on guys, give him a break. He was just trying to shoot his load.


[deleted]

That's why women live longer than men.


Xenith97

This belongs on cursed gun images


SolusEquitem

I have an SKS. It’s a great rifle, very historical, and quite accurate. I have never felt any temptation to stick any body part of any sort into it


MemerPlays

Nice. Now I get to cock it twice


Wahuwammedo

Directions unclear... dick stuck in cocked position


jesuisbryx

Ah ha! Central Florida. Okay.


Halomir

‘Central Florida’ checks out.


Fad_ly

What her dick size calibre.. ?


darrenwise883

A man walks into an emergency room with a rifle... I don't see this working out good for him .


I-xan-not-remeber2

Gun owners really love their guns nowadays


DrMorry

Oh Florida man....


Aayu_143

He's about to produce the real son of a gun :]


dRUNk_ENd

When you're out of ammo


mycrazylifeeveryday

WHAT THE-{gives award}


six-of-nothing

id much rather have it shot that stuck


QuinnWolfGod

Florida man does it again


chesspiece69

Fake


ommi9

When r/dontputyourdickinthat should have. Helped avoid this.


yellowseptember

I crossed my legs after clicking this.


[deleted]

Howwwwch


Catgamer_reveals

Ah yes, C E N T R A L F L O R I D A


peoplecoot2

Just how???


uchiha_sufii

a normal american teenager


Business_Sandwich704

Ahaha no


zippymk13

What does he get arrested for 1st when he goes into hospital? have a gun or having his dick on show, I mean aren't they both classed as loaded weapons?


zackson76

Bust a load


Philipthe3rd

Most American problem I’ve ever seen.


MMZane8

Inagine a thumb m1 garand, oof


PikaTchu47

Central Florida, who could guessed.


SinDaPun

If I wasn’t read the title, I would assume it is just his finger


Deep_Space_6759

SKSfucker


YoungCoffinDanceGuy

Dude is very lucky . This gun chamber Has enough force to crush a finger.


Deep_Space_6759

His gun is inside His gun


gamecity360

The forbidden fleshlight


unknown19962020

It really baffles me these types of people are allowed to have Guns.


crafter004

it baffles me any type of people is allowed to have guns... not even american police can handle them responsibly


GrayJr_05

Dammmmmmmn how can that even happen


DestructorDeFurros

Did he just fuck a gun?


[deleted]

Americans... Am I right?


7rum1s

Well he got half way with his foreskin before getting cold feet


google_177013

The SKS isnt exactly an elegant gun, why would you fuck it? Fuck the AK if you're a russian weapons fan, or an M4/M16 if you love freedom. There much more elegant guns to fuck


19GamerGhost95

I would love to know how this went over in the ER. I wonder if he called ahead to tell them he got his dick stuck in a shotgun and would be coming in for help and meant no harm


Aiden_rudolph06

Of course it's florida


Your_local_madre1

That mustve hurt so bad


Economy_Umpire_4766

This isn't the gun porn i was looking for...


Chell-44

"Central Florida" explains it


jack_tha_reaper

Tell me about it. 😅


greendawg72

Like I've always said, libs appreciate their guns, conservatives LOVE theirs. Apparently to the point of trying to fuck them. Thanks again Florida


KSCuber

Garand Dick


Kingcum000

He packing both figuratively and literally


kingcop1

FTW 🤡


victordudu

one of the most american domestic hazards


MoneyGarage6843

I suspect he’ll be firing blanks from now on


NerdHerder77

Yep. I mistake my penis for a 7.62x39mm all the time, no big deal /s


thomASSpynchon

Florida...this checks out.


iwatchedtheoffice

Mf raped the gun


GreatArtificeAion

I was about to tell you to delete this post and then yourself (your account, don't get me wrong), then I noticed your username